Bow you shits. Its Bronn, the Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and the Master of Coin

Bow you shits. Its Bronn, the Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and the Master of Coin

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made no fucking sense. they just threw all motivations out the window

this is as bad as dexter

>doesn't know what a loan is
>Master of Coin
Fucking GENIUS

>the ends with them quipping about brothels
J U S T

>cant get the crown into unpayable debts if you dont know how to borrow money to begin with

taps head

I would move to high garden and fuck every whore

Bronnfags win again baby

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>tfw bronn has no fat pig wife to plow
our man got gyped, wheres his retarded sow of a wife to keep him warm at night

Based Bronn. They decided to go with the least Jewy master of coin possible to break the wheel.

Also is willing to do anything for the highest bidder. Totally not prone to corruption.

He has Highgarden, nobody can bid on him anymore.
Fucking genius

>uses high garden to supply food to the capital since they're in famine
>uses his position to start acquiring brothels and vast sums of money just like peter baelish did
I can't wait for Bronn to become King when Bran suddenly has a mysterious wheelchair accident

Bronn does know though.

>youtube.com/watch?v=02QgSGH5mQA

>tfw Bran finds the dragon and uses him to conquer the north and rule in fear
>tfw Bran as the three-eyed raven merges in with a tree and rules forever

Why would Bronn know about that jewish shit?

>not Master of War
What the fuck

"Our economy will be entirely composed of brothels, nothing but brothels as far as the eye can see. I call it Brothelnomics, put that in your books ya fancy bastards"
I think Bronn is on to something here!

This "new" regime will not last 5 years, I swear. A crippled "king" and incapable people around him except Brienne.

More like Lord of getting his dick bit off by Hale Berry's dog.

let's be realistic, this is way worse than Dexter's ending.
D&D made history with this season. It might take centuries for someone to manage to be more incompetent than these tards.

It's not like there is anyone to overthrow him since everyone died.

is that jamie fooking lannister

Tyrion made him master of coins to repay the debts. He said he was going to look for new master now

>This "new" regime will not last 5 years, I swear. A crippled "king" and incapable people around him except Brienne.
How can you overthrow a king that sees all that you have seen and everyone else? That knows all the plans you try to make with anyone?

>he knew kings landing was going to be massacred
just point out this fact, instant rebellion.

Game of Bronns.

I honestly think GOT is worse at this point. Dexter at least shit the bed gradually, GOT shit the bed all at once

goes to iron bank with big ass cross bow

all crown debts erased

Yeah, we all know government officials are never corrupt in the real world.
Men who are prone to massive corruption are never put in charge of monetary positions.

Dorne and The Iron Island will be the first to Secede.
The weakened Westlands and Riverlands will become the main raiding target for the Iron Born slowly depopulating those areas.
The Reach and Stormlands will go into a civil war since the lords won't accept lowborns ruling over them.
In the end Kings landing will rule The Vale parts of The Riverlands and Westerlands and Dragonstone

But he's quirky

Not a bad run for a Flea Bottom lad who was handy with the blade and had a nose for coin.

Deminder that Bronn is Ds self insert

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Highgarden went from being ruled by cunning, classy degenerates to just a single degenerate. What a waste.

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