Suspension of disbelief has its limits

Even my retarded son knows that if you write with a ink-quill you have to let the pages dry before you close it. If you did what Brienne did it the text would be ruined and there would be ink all over the paper. I demand that her closing the book is cut in the directors cut version

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This honestly ticked me off too

if you want to get really into detail, that scene shouldn't even have happened. At all. Books were written by scholar monks because they would practice their caligraphy their whole life. The average lord knew how to read and maybe knew how to put together a few words in a somewhat grammatically correct sentence.

That being said, have sex.

Brienne is a fucking tard

>That being said, have sex.
Considering all my kids are retarded I should probably stop

why was it called a song of ice and fire if the prose is not delivered like a cantato or a poem?
and where was the ice in the story?

the ink teleported to dry lands and reappeared on the pages when it was ready

IT'S MAGIC INK FAGLORD

Is this the part where just say it was fantasy ink?

Qyburn engineered the ink

Maybe time passed that wasn’t shown, because watching ink dry is dumb

earlier in the season we see tywin salting his letters, i believe that's how to do it if you want it done quickly?

Who had written the ugly middle text anyway? The mountain wrote it? I mean he looked fairly literate for a zombie

>we saw Tywin earlier in the season
Amazing

But that means she sat and watched it dry though

she seems like the type that would

hahahahahahahahaahha

tywin is a lord and won't write letters at all. he'll just dictate them

That's how the Hound could kill him last episode. Life wasn't worth living anymore after the Hound had put a knife through his reading eye

Yeah but did Q-Bernie resurrect him too then?

Hafthor is actually much more scary irl

He ran out of monster goo I guess I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT, MAN

I would watch a Quburn spinoff

She probably waited off screen, there is already a time skip as she starts writing earlier in the scene.
>The average lord knew
This is not medieval Europe, it's a fantasy TV show, you absolute insufferable pseud faggot.

>it's a fantasy TV show, you absolute insufferable pseud faggot.
I'M NOT THE RETARD COMPLAINING ABOUT INK DRYING TIME IN THE LAST FUCKING 15 MINUTES OF A FANTASY SHOW.

you are just embarrassing

>Outsmarted by a retard
user I...

It's stated in one of the earlier season that the captain of the kingsguard writes the book

>outsmarted
>does not mention how
>le condecending remark
What's even the point
and Brienne learnt how write pretty the second she was promoted to captain, right? Just because it's mentioned before does not mean it makes sense. They cast swords in earlier seasons.
My whole point is that there is no point and this thread as a whole is retarded.

She wore an armor when she wrote. It helps keep the hand steady. Everyone writes better in armor. Trust me

Mom says all based people write in armor

Your mom is very baste

It's a fantasy world with dragons and zombies.

>I'M NOT THE RETARD COMPLAINING ABOUT INK DRYING TIME IN THE LAST FUCKING 15 MINUTES OF A FANTASY SHOW.
Neither am I, what's your fucking point, brainlet?

Doesn't mean ink dry any faster! Canceling my HBO subscription

now you're just acting like a cornered spastic. You replied to my first post and I doubt you even read it all.
I'm closing this tab, don't bother replying.

christ, I can't even tag right anymore. Here: I'm going to sleep.

>Oh good fucking job Brienne. What do we do now, copy it all on a new book? You know how long that's going to take?

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