Hey Vader, fuck off. We're trying to work here

Hey Vader, we hear you squeaking, we smell your burnt bacon like body.

he is the emperor's personal servant, outside the military hierarchy but also somewhat subject to it

Hes muscle.

I don't think he was under Tarkin. Vader just knew that Tarkin had a ship to run and took it s a request.
Vader even said "As you wish" to show that he loved him.

vader wasn't imperial military, he was just the emperor's enforcer, like a space Himmler

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he was de facto under him; tarkin was the authority on the death star, and vader had to respect that unless sheev told him otherwise

Then why didn't he catch shit for saying "As you wish" like an insolent faggot?

Vader just choked him because he was right and had no good comeback
he flexed with "le force" while not being able to fix such a minor problem with the help of a supposedly all powerful force that surpasses literal planet destroyers.

because tarkin is cool like that

So what if Vader killed Tarkin?
Would there even be consequences? The Emperor would've found it hilarious.

>hey Vadie why couldn't you catch the droids on that literal blank dustball Tatooine? Too much sand for you huh?

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he wouldn't kill him unless sheev ordered him to

Not what I'm asking. Let's say that Vader's suit extra tight that day and he was in a bad mood, and ended up killing Tarkin.
What would've become of him?

Because are you really gonna talk back to the guy who can mind choke you?

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Did Vader rape or did he just kill?

Well how about that. I guess Vader really was in charge at the end of the day.

probably punished by sheev. but vader was ultimately more important to him, so there wouldn't lasting consequences

MORE MIDICHLORIANS

He is the guy that inspects and enforces everything for Sheev
notice for example Vader only kills those that were the authority in charge instead of the underlings when something goes wrong

Sheev would've laughed his ass off, put on a show of how well Vader was doing embracing his evil, and then punish him for fun.

The empire would have won if left to competent military men rather than force fuckery.
Of course the empire losing to teddy bears and an amateur fleet is still bullshit but my point stands.

>Ep IV: Vader is a masterless samurai-like mercenary who works for the empire but does his own thing and takes orders from general staff
>EP V: Vader is pretty much supreme commander of the Empire, commands entire fleets, directs their war effort, executes admirals willy nilly, and nobody questions him
>Ep VI: Vader is a daunted and unwilling slave of the Emperor unable to make his own decisions and condemned to a live of servitude

It's like Lucas never had one definitive vision of what Vader was supposed to be, and gave him a different role/personality as the movies changed.

this is gold

I imagine thats how they would talk in a remake

>"you really think im gonna believe something that the jedi that lived in a huge ass temple had as a religion for millions of years until 19 years ago ?"