We have begun our own inquiry into the source of the shitposting and I have a list of anons who we believe are accountable.
HBO miniseries Chernobyl, new episode soon.
Great gallery about Chernobyl:
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We have begun our own inquiry into the source of the shitposting and I have a list of anons who we believe are accountable.
HBO miniseries Chernobyl, new episode soon.
Great gallery about Chernobyl:
imgur.com
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based RBMK-user.
STRONG WOMAN SOLVE PROBLEM
have sex
I like this OP the most. I'll post here.
So what to expect from the next episode?
Vasily, Akimov, Toptunov and Iodinefu slowly dying
Dyatlov, Bryukhanov and Fomin throwing shit at each other
Scherbin and Legasov overseeing the underground concrete slab construction
Ulana doing her usual miraculous soothsayer bullshit
these theads are reddit
is there gonna be enough time for them to cover the liquidators, elephants foot, and building the sarcophagus?
>t. reddit
How would you know it's reddit? I guess you're there often.
>no u
How's this meme with reports called? Seen it several times with different characters.
I bet they will jump in time several months.
>imgur.com
good read
I'm Russian born in East Ukraine. So here's my thoughts on this show, only as a show, I I will not talk about historical authenticity.
So there's things I don't believe, that's looking non Russian.
- grabbing random stone during fighting with fire
- soldier escorting a man, who looked at the reactor
- party official, that threatens to throw out of the helicopter or shoot someone
- stimulating with money for people who were supposed to go open the valve. in general, any talk about money in such situation. When Tychina said that it was necessary to do so that millions would not die, it looked much more natural.
- asking general secretary for that was more unnatural, than money
- that SJW Belarusian woman
> grabbing random stone during fighting with fire
That actually happened.
> soldier escorting a man, who looked at the reactor
That did not
>party official, that threatens to throw out of the helicopter or shoot someone
They did not even fly on heli IRL, They flew on a plane to Kiev and then drove.
>- stimulating with money for people who were supposed to go open the valve. in general, any talk about money in such situation. When Tychina said that it was necessary to do so that millions would not die, it looked much more natural.
The money stimulation was usually post-factum and was more like a reward that noone asked for
>asking general secretary for that was more unnatural, than money
The meetings with Gorbachev did not happen. The first time they've met in Moscow was in May.
>that SJW Belarusian woman
Yeah, that composite character ruins a lot .
Good reads:
Legasov's tapes.
samlib.ru
Different mythbusting. Ananeko's (one of the divers) interview included:
souzchernobyl.org
Testimonies during the trial:
zaotvet.info
And there is strange for West person things that looks natural for Russian. Once again, I told you my feeling of this as a fictional story.
- dosimeter under lock
- people volunteer to risk their lives
- Russians really love to find guilty for something bad happened, but they're doing after critical situation is fixed.
I told you, I tell you about my feeling of this as a fictional story about something happened in Russia.
> The money stimulation was usually post-factum and was more like a reward that noone asked for
That's what I'm talking about.
> That actually happened.
I know. But I can't believe it, lol.
> The meetings with Gorbachev did not happen.
I know, I've told that it was looking unnatural to ask him about sending three men somewhere.
Oh, ok. gotcha.
Hey, where's everyone?
cheeki-breeki
Amerimutts are sleeping and the Yuropoors are at work.
We should make some kind of copypasta for the OP post that has a bunch of resources. This is good stuff.
The problem is most of my sources are in Russian or Ukranian.
Yeah it would be a mix of stuff, there are lots of english sources like that Imgur link and book on Ouchi for learning about radiation poisoning, etc. I was about to do it the first week but kept putting it off.
The Russian stuff Translate in Chrome works pretty good for. Not perfect but you can get an idea.
Nah, Legasov's tapes and trial testimonies are actually hardly readable with Google Translate. because of jargon and grammatical mistakes. I've tried.
why does this look so comfy, bros?
50000 PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE
it's even comfier in real life user, you should go.
This is the real thread now since the other thread has turned into /pol/ shitflinging
It's comfy because of all of the trees. Don't know how people can live far away from naturee all their lives
you've played too much fallout/stalker
You only need to read pic related anyway.
would it be inappropriate to salute as a civilian to a guy being a legit hero like this?
The way civilians salute usually is an insult to a military person.
The birth of the sarcophagus and a bunch of guys committing body melt
Dyatlov was in charge! It was Dyatlov!
We need a list of those responsible
>two threads
YOU HAD 1 JOB, YOU CHOMOS
show was not made for russian or dialogue would be in russian
Lads why do you all keep saying RBMK reactor exploded when they can’t explode?
YOU DIDN'T SEE TWO THREADS BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE!
Kek
what about the second explosion?
/pol/ doesn't shitpost, they post common sense. And I say that without a bit of irony.
/pol/ post what they think, which is puerile garbage.
You’re a complete spastic then
>comfy /pol/ shitposting in the other awful thread
>now these retards flee here
oh fuck
> show was not made for russian or dialogue would be in russian
It's about Russia, so it should be authentic.
Pol is a containment board, it's all shit posting frogboy.
>C-comrade, t-there are threads...in the catalog.
Don't worry.
The last 2 episodes were the same. Give it 2 days and it dies down.
Can the real venezuela defender please stand up.
>tfw have played through STALKER multiple times and for countless hours
It feels like I've lived in the zone.
You morons blew up the thread
KEEP CALM THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
what difficulty? and be honest
Love how the hype completely died after Strongina Womansky showed up
2 weeks and still no one tried giving Bryuk his lush main
Yea it's totally containing us if we are posting elsewhere. Leftists like you need to be lynched.
Why is this show so quotable?
Thank fuck it isn’t in authentic language relative to its location. Would be ruined
Doesnt it make sense to have a suit with a layer of sodium iodine between 2 layers of fabric to absorb radiation?
conglomerate character
are you kidding?
Because it looks exactly like my neighborhood minus the annoying people
I played through easy a bunch of times, then I bumped up to normal and then I play on veteran now but I can't go max difficulty.
I mostly play the Autumn Aurora mod these days which is excellent and really improves the graphics and atmosphere.
post bloodsuckers now!
>all these threads
>episode not hour for fucking ages
fuck off
>>episode not hour for fucking ages
In English, doc
at what time will the episode air?
Ok thats a top class meme right there
These threads have been eternal for long time now
Cheeki breeki my comrades
am i the only one who finds Master difficulty not bad at all except for the early stages where you have fuck-all for armor and no decent weaponry? those early days with nothing but a tracksuit and a couple mags for your shitty AK are some of the best in any game tho
This poster is delusional send him to the infirmary.
3:06 PM
>2 episodes in on a new original show
>eternal
there's nothing to talk about yet
iodine doesn't absorb radiation, it fills the spots in your cells the radiated particles would, so you can't absorb radiation in your body as easily
Oh god please let STALKER 2 be good.
ah
Rest assured, we are all very safe here. We built this thread to withstand a shitpost attack from the GoT fans, so... I think we'll be fine.
today
AESDT? or DPT?
*BOOM*
Discussion has been mainly about radiation power plants, soviet Russia etc
Tends to happen with shows based on real life/history.
I always fucked up on Master difficulty when I have to find Streloks hidden flash drive and there's the army and bloodsuckers in the tunnels. It's insanely hard in the early stages.
I fucking hope so too dude.
12 more hours, boys
Yea Forums is going through only 3.6 shitposts per second right now anyway there's nothing to be worried about
>watching 'Chernobyl'
>notice annoying 'strong female scientist' character
>look up production, she is the only 'fictional character' in the drama, which is otherwise supposedly factual
>she comes up with the solution to save the world
Why do they do this? Just why?
might as well talk about Pepsi or some shit then in GOT threads and how pepsi will be so refreshing in the future
What a retarded post
>got
Go back there
uhm, sweetie? have sex.
when in europoop?
>wipes a window with a tissue
>CHERNOBYL IS ON FIRE
traffic generation for revenue. this is news to people?
>Watches a tv drama
>Surprised it's not a documentary
She represents a team of scientists but they've made them just one person so that we don't have a shitload of characters.
Worst meme of the year.
Simultaneously for us brits with a sky subscription
They want the independent stronk middle-aged suburban woman to tune in.
>I'm represented!!!
Are all middle aged women so condescending?
>focus groups have suggested we insert Sherlock Holmes into our story
.`lets make it a woman also
What about the shitposting?
Call the Janny Brigade
they should just take a real person who actually discovered the cement pad problem and make that person representative. instead we get the Mark Wahlberg treatment
> Oh god please let STALKER 2 be good.
It won't. It will be something like last metro game.
Not great but not bad?
with female POV character
user help me on this, I want to play that CoP mod that adds all the other games area plus that arsenal guns mod, but I also want some overhaul mod? any suggestions
Well she's white. So she may as well be a toxic masculine male
600 GORILION CHEST X-RAYS
When is it out and how long till it appears on some shady streaming service?
48 to 72 hours
>.`
3.6
autism
I'm not sure a graphic overhaul mod would be compatible with a mod that adds additional areas so I think you'll have to pick a graphic mod or pick the game area mod. We can't always have it all user.
Autumn Aurora gets my vote for graphics and fixing up some parts of the game. If you want true difficulty though, get Misery.
About five years
How long until more screaming Legasov?
What mods my man? I'm looking to replay SoC
Epic, how long until we get underground miners making a slavic AC?
Legasov is too pure for anger or rage, he will just be passive aggressive so he doesnt get brought out back.
I want more depressed shcherbina
> Not great but not bad?
It was terrible, full of hohols butthurt everywhere.
Stalker series was free of that, but I can't believe it will be so for possible next game.
Remember - most butthurt hohols are living outside of Ukraine, especially in Canada and West Europe.
i love this fuckin guy
>anons who we believe are accountable.
What about the tripfags?
Ahh, I've been there. Exact same building and spot.
The passive aggressive scientist and man who lost all hope, even the little bit he didn't know he had are the best duo in years.
It's true, I meet one from Norway who was really butthurt
Chief Engineer Fomin, what about the tripfags?
Misery if you want a hardcore and difficult experience
Autumn Aurora if you want better graphics and a fairly unaltered experience
Complete is not recommended since it makes the game too easy
Call Of Chernobyl, I've never tried, so I don't know if it's any good
IRL he was ex tractor plant director. He also told one of scientist that came to him that everything is okay.
Also, he looks like Sherbyna is show
Why is it THIS that bothers you and not the fact that she just somehow KNOWS Legasov has screwed up on the water tanks?
The deduction of the problem at Chernobyl was not only realistic, scientists in the West basically had to do that, since the ussr wouldn't tell them shit.
> It's true, I meet one from Norway who was really butthurt
Thats what I'm talking about. When hohol emigrate to West county, he becomes absolute hohol.
If in doubt blame Fomin
>scientists in the West basically had to do that
No. It was the hydro engineer of the plant who realized the reactor would collapse into the water tank under it.
why did so many of these communist party guys have bigass fucking earlobes?
Large earlobes are evolved for statecraft.
Good at hearing treasonous scum
Interesting that both Legasov and Sherbyna used protective equipment. It won't help them, thought.
Thanks comrade
If he was brave enough to speak truth to power why can't you admit that the fictional woman character ruined the series?
Was the fictional doctor woman not enough? Why do they have to absolutely rape everything with their ideology? Rape is bad, they should know.
pure coincidence
same reason American media bosses happen to have big noses
> why did so many of these communist party guys have bigass fucking earlobes?
It's quite common for people living here. I have similar ears.
>4 years
They start to wear it in the next episode, I guess they realised it was worse than expected.
YOU MADE YOUR OWN THREAD WHY BRING THIS BAIT HERE?!
She was not fully fictional, she was compilated from several men.
>ive been told it’s just like getting a few million X-rays so if you’re due a check up, you’re sterile now
Now it’s a ghost town
I don't know what I laughed.
NOW IT'S A SOCIETY
how on earth did legasov fuck up? he gave a fast solution to stop the radioactive smoke being pumped into the atmosphere
Silly man didn’t think about the tanks being full. Didn’t do his calculations unlike SHERlock HERLMES
how on earth did legasov fuck up? he gave a fast solution to stop the radioactive smoke being pumped into the atmosphere
provide a better solution but keep in mind that it has to be something the commies could deploy in large masses within days
>entire plant is set up to fail during a "safety test"
>nobody is allowed to have dosimeters that go above 3.6
>anyone with access to better dosimeters was, suspiciously, outside of the plant at the time
>the man in charge at the time intentionally lied even though it was obvious to him what had happened from the start
>the State distances themselves from the entire thing as far as they can and send a bunch of disposable cronies to deal with it for them while they pretend it doesn't exist
Why does the story of what happened at Chernobyl feel so much like the S3 system from fucking Metal Gear Solid 2?
Dlyatlov i-i think the core exploded...
Fun momen that 3rd reactor wall above exploded one was worked for longest time in this station.
Cant fucking wait comrades.
> entire plant is set up to fail during a "safety test"
> >nobody is allowed to have dosimeters that go above 3.6
100% Russian scenario.
> the man in charge at the time intentionally lied even though it was obvious to him what had happened from the start
No, I think he believed that core is melting, not exploded.
Fuck this westcuck propaganda shit
Get back to your niggers filming Wakanda-tier shit and don't touch the slavs
Goddamn amerisharts
Where do you think kojima got the idea?
MGS2 came out in 2001.
It’s just the feed water
Besides le science womyn its not so bad
t. slavoid
Im so disappointed by the REAL events. The 3 volunteers on the suicide mission didn't even die. It's just a propaganda myth that they died. They lived long and healthy lives. Fuck this.
>posted in every thread
Fuck off
It's just the tapwater.
argh my dna!
>Iodeen
>next episode in like 10 hours
>already drunk
why are the only people defending communism those from countries that never experienced it?
im from ex-communist country and i'll gladly defend it
debate me fool
>implying communism is worse that the current western cuckshow clown world
old west was superior to communism
new west is inferior in every way
>memes drying yp
>idiots talking politics never do
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
When's the last time you stood in a bread line?
I don't think her telling Legasov about the water tanks is a problem, but they completely fucked up how they used her to do so. They should have made it known from the beginning that Legasov was too occupied with the immediate dangers of the radiation that he wouldn't have had much time to look up other mitigating factors. This was already sort of implied though. Next, they needed to make it important for the viewers to know that she was the only possible person to know that the water tanks could be an issue. Have a remark in the first episode that the blueprints for the plant are limited to a few areas and so on. Ulana also needed more urgency when she realizes what Legasov was likely doing with the fires. She's also way too stoic with her responses, she needed more emotion without falling into stereotype traps.
>amerishart liberals
>people
Night shift will be here soon
>your culture, society, civilization, family and meaning have been taken from you
>you are an atomized lonely individual devoid of any joy or meaning, wagecucking day after day to pay the (((banks)))
>but hey, at least you have big macs and coca cola
fuck off
muh bread lines, I happen to have seen some pretty large bread lines in New York post 1929; and homeless shanty town favelas overrun every major American city in the current anno domini as well
My dad though communism was great.
let's form a chernochan cult and try to blow up our country's nuclear power plants to turn the world into unhabitable stalker zone
who's with me say yeet
yeet, world needs this
> The 3 volunteers
They were not even volunteers.
Country would actually need to have one for me to do that.
Impossible here, RBMK reactors don't explode.
Communism literally wipes out culture in order to replace it with the State you dipshit.
One of the Jews greatest triumphs was reducing politics to a choice between degenerate greed (capitalism) or degenerate cruelty (communism).
Embrace the third way anons before it's too late
Chernobyl town was the chosen place of trial for workers accused of the Chernobyl accident as according to Soviet law, the trial must be held close to the crime. Chernobyl is just 12km from the nuclear power plant, therefore its citizens were evacuated at the beginning of May 1986.
lol
But I need the electricity, how would I fap to underdeveloped asian females doing dirty things?
Agreed. Since she'll be around more often I hope they improve on how she knows what she knows.
The deduction with the radiation was clever and I want more of that.
It's upwind of the plant, at least...
>mfw chernobyl is real
holy shit I thought this was a fiction like titanic or something that they put on games as some sort of radiation level that looks cool
this is so fucking surreal
>holy shit I thought this was a fiction like titanic or something
>a fiction
>like titanic
...user...
>The iceberg is only 3.6 metres across
>Maintain course and send the lookout to the infirmary
The roof
Yeah I though it was iodyne too
So is saline also pronounced saleen or sayline
>You're delusional, the Titanic cannot sink
>You didn't see water in the engine room because there's none there!
sayleen
let me get uhhhhhhhh...
5000 tons of boron and sand
EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE GREATEST SHIP IN THE WORLD CAN SINK
>He can't
DISGRACEFUL
What's with americans and their complete inability to pronounce things even after they heard them being pronounced?
Sir we serve graphite here
Why did I see seawater in the boiler room? Seawater is only used in the pool for recreational purposes, correct?
>6 GORILLION TONNES OF SAND AND BORON
Chernobyl hospital basement visit
objectively speaking at 2 am but your location may change your perception of what time it is
euro zone at like 5 am
not worth waiting cuz you'll be sleepy af
>So, a trillion billion bullets... what's the big deal if I can't even feel them?
Fucking legendary. That's a man you'd follow into battle.
YOU WILL BE DEAD IN 5 YEARS
You have made fog in the boiler room?
DisneyWorld Chernobyl W H E N
>I wasn’t familiar with the design; it naturally differs from firefighter helmets in the UK, dark in colour it looked flimsy, almost toy-like, but someone had obviously brought one upstairs. Fortunately, I didn’t try it on for size.
>From later reports I understand the helmet was gone 2 months later. Only its highly radioactive straps remained. It’s very possible somebody may have an extremely dangerous souvenir.
Oh fuck
Quick someone draw the spicy helmet meme with a visitor holding it!
dont worry bro, you'll be dead in 4
>when the 500 million X-rays hit
That's as high as the post counter goes. They gave us the number they had.
Not great, but not horrifying.
Fixed w/ new image
One of the only good clownworld memes tbqh. Clownworld was best when it was pure nihilism and absurdism but bc /pol/ can't keep their grubby little fingers off anything it's now just another fresh coat of paint on "fugg da joos n nignogs lmao".
we should kill all scientists so they don't do this again
I'm not a native speaker so sometimes I dunno how to pronounce things
give birth
I get that its the name of the reactor but /RBMK/ is a retarded name, nobody is going to search that to find the Chernobyl thread
Good thing Chernobyl is in the thread title then dickhead.
Good.
Leave the turbines on, you'll have all the electricity you'll ever need within a few microseconds
Think about what you've just done.
thats by design faggot
we don't want the got reddit crowd in this thread
and only subhuman redditors who didn't watch the show don't know what RBMK means
Thats why its "/RBMK/ Chernobyl"
>fixed
>not editing the date to 04/27/86 (Sun)
please apply yourself
*clicking intensifies*
there's literally a single bloodsucker you fucking pussy
no
have sex
got sunburns from the weekend, look like I've seen the core
audible kek
the memes are fucking great
is this a troll or is this dude really that brainwashed, wtf
Please give us more Fomin and Bryukanov
Why are we still here...just to suffer?
So we wouldn't feel bad about pirating the show.
only way HBO kike execs would green light the show
its already pretty racy for shitting on communism, without a stronk womyn its basically alt right propaganda (in the mind of your average leftist brainlet)
To save Europe comrade.
This, I want more of the Gruesome Twosome
They will probably sweat it out in front of party leaders soon enough.
>no buddy cop movie involving them
not great but not terrible either
>you will never see a prequel spinoff sitcom which follows Bryukhanov and Fomin and the every day challenges of running a nuclear power plant in Soviet Ukraine
Reactor Chefs - A sitcom about the daily adventures of the Chernobyl NPP staff.
>people who use the catalog
>people who search for threads
not welcome, irrelevant, dirty, etc
*knock knock*
Fomin
*knock knock*
Fomin
*knock knock*
Fomin
>WHAT, comrade?!
Bazinga
Why did I see /pol/ shitposts in my Chernobyl thread? Those posts are supposed to be enclosed with /pol/, correct?
Should have him puking into the mug.
It's just burnt-out GoT posters, comrade
/pol/ is Yea Forums this is 4channel and it is impossible to have Yea Forums in 4channel you are delusional go to infirmary
>she is the only 'fictional character' in the drama
The party official in the executive meeting from E1 is fictional.
I imagine them as Soviet Beavis and Butthead
how do I get this hairstyle?
> is this a troll or is this dude really that brainwashed, wtf
What's wrong in that posts?
get an afro
then get 500k chest x-rays
Will she get radioactive puppy friends one day?
1chestx-ray/10
face not red
>>the man in charge at the time intentionally lied even though it was obvious to him what had happened from the start
I read it more as he knew what was going on but didn't want to face it due to the consequences. Admitting the reactor exploded means that he's admitting to fucking up in some huge, new way and that he's responsible for the death and disfigurement of thousands if not millions of people. His yelling about the reactor not exploding was the same coping mechanism that the dude working on the pipes who kept going on and on about how they did nothing wrong.
is the elephant foot going to be a creampie coming out of reactor-chans pussy?
god I hope so
Given the fact that the plant had basically no other issues until the low power reliance test, it'd be kinda boring.
>okay we need 4500 MW today
>Roger, we'll use rods 150-211, rods 1-35 are being replaced
>status of the reloader?
>it's still being chuggy but it's working
>okay let's get to work
Nuclear power plants are designed and operated so that, ideally, nothing exciting ever happens. This is because at nuclear power plants, exciting things are also VERY VERY BAD things.
enjoying the Sherlock Holmes character
I want more whacky scenes of her figuring everything out by chance
> how do I get this hairstyle?
You need become jew
>/pol/ doesn’t shitpost
This itself is a shitpost
They read like actual soviet propaganda
MONEY WOULD NOT MOTIVATE THESE MEN COMRADES, IS ALL DUE TO FLAWLESS SOVIET BRAVERY IN FACE OF DANGER!
this is shitpost
How many hrs until it drops lads
3.6
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LE /pol/ BOOGEYMANG BECAUSE I SAID SO XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
Kill yourself, incel samefag kike.
Well clearly you're the expert here
back to your safe space
>when jews live in your head rentfree
so this... is the power of /pol/
>Reactor Chefs
the white suits/hats they wear fits this perfectly, someone shop ramsay into one of the fucking screens
ebic false flag fag
The feminism in this is way too much for my taste. And it wasn't an accident that they released this the week of the Soviet "victory parade."
> MONEY WOULD NOT MOTIVATE THESE MEN COMRADES
It's not Soviet propaganda, it's reality.
All I want is to watch my spooky soviet drama about a nuclear reactor going boom, instead all I get is /pol/fags trying to ruin everything with their dumb conspiracies and saying shit a 4yr old cod kid would say.
How many more hours friends?
It's okay because all the strong females are fictional characters. Just smile when you see them.
You're right. It should be /3.6/.
Did you ever see the English Wallander series?
>'pol is full of spastics'
>YOU'RE WRONG I SHALL NOW GO SPASTIC TO PROVE YOU WRONG
Wew lad
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LE /pol/ BOOGEYMANG BECAUSE I SAID SO XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
Kill yourself, incel samefag kike.
Is there a new better edit?
better give the (you) spammer more (you)s
>why can't you admit that the fictional woman character ruined the series?
Because that's not true and you sound like one of those incels I heard so much about
remember when these threads used to be comfy with memes and actual discussion instead of political shit flinging?
fresh episode tonight will provide for us
this show is ridiculously quotable
gay of moans ended and the discord shitposting brigades have to do something with their time. literally overnight
Welp, didn't take long for the /pol/cels to find another fun thing to ruin
Lasted 1 episode, everything got cancerous after episode 2 because Yea Forums can't handle a female character.
(You)
>following suicidal slavs into battle
He was just looking for an excuse to get away from Polina back home.
For these few individuals because they knew they had to to save more lives yes, but the posts in general read like the Soviets can do absolutely no wrong and anything that paints them in any sort of negative light whatsoever is false information.
It will be fine after episode 3 again, fresh memes incoming
make a new thread
you're the ones ruining the thread, shut the fuck up and quit bitching or go to reddit if you don't like the posts here
WAH WAH MUH /pol/ BOOGEYMAN constantly is pretty fucking annoying
it be 3.6 rungen
for what purpose?
bump is reach
reminder that there are 2 or 3 individuals trying to ruin these thread by spewing political vitriol. Avoid these fags at all cost
oh yeah shit
I'll do my best to enabl-
to ignore them.
NEW BREAD
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
have le sex
great split