Council of clowns

He's the Lord of High Garden and Master of Coin and the Lord of Lofty Titles and Builder of Brothels.
Dude is single handedly going to sire the entire ruling class for hundreds of years to come. All of those other people are eunuchs.

most people dont care who sits on what throne. they just want good administrators. i mean sam invented democracy and they laughed him down in 5 seconds.

>literally two brain dead, two smart guys and a regular dude

Why does Bran even need any of these people? He can just see everything and the future and shit.

Bronn makes no fucking sense. He's a damn sellsword who just whores around. I guess they need the Martell money but he doesn't need to be on the high council what the fuck does he know.

Someone has to push the wheelchair

Left to right

SJW, Zoomer, Doomer, Boomer, Soiboy

>most people dont care who sits on what throne. they just want good administrators.

What 90% of them care about is good weather, low taxes and protection from bandits.

this is how the society has operated for thousands of years. it doesn't matter what experience you have, it matters what your name is or who you know.

Yeah but Bran can see that everyone dies eventually in the long term; Bran is not a good choice for a ruler. Almost as bad as Tyrion.

>be Podrick
>have the greatest talent for sex in all of Westeros
>become a kingsguard
>the kingsguard pledge means you can't have sex
hehhed a little on the inside and died a little on the outside

Bronn will teach our kids how much to pay for a good hoe.

isnt bronn illiterate lel

>we seem to be missing a master of whisperers
they couldn't even figure out who to fill like three council spots
what in the actual fuck?

>Bronn is a zoomer
What?

only bronn doesn't fit there. The rest is good.

If the NW is still active and jon is being thrown there,shouldnt sam be sent there too or executed for breaking his vows?

Why did Tyrion and Jaime let Bronn walk out alive after threatening them? Why didn't they call like twenty guards to fuck him up as soon as he left the room? Why was the deal that was made under duress honoured? Why is he the Master of Coin if he doesn't understand what interest is?

Whyyyyyyyy

I don’t understand how fatty became maester? He literally ran away from them

Isn't Brianne also supposed to be kinda dumb and naive? Her only real talent was fighting. This is like if Cersei put the mountain on her council

Not only that but who the fuck is going to accept him as their lord in the reach? He has no noble blood or legitimate claim to the seat. He's a cutthroat peasant suddenly elevated. That's going to rub wrong a lot of people in the reach

Because Tyrion is his friend and he’s really into nepotism

Back to work Ser Podrick!

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tarth isn't even in westeros

Bran controls everything, he just needs some puppets to fill in seats for PR

So bran doesnt want to rule winterfell but its ok to rule the kingdom LOL

Bro I fucking LOVE fanservice!!!!!!!!!

par for the course for ramps being in media where a main character is disabled. see: x-men

I think she’s head of the kingsguard so she’s allowed to be there

>spoilers were right and Bronn is in council
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHA
I FUCKING DIDN’T believe till the end
AHAHHAHAHAHA
BRAVO DUMB AND DUMBER

Ah that makes sense. I forgot the commander of the kingsguard is automatically a member of the council

Does he do it for free?

Jaime is dead. Someone has to give Brienne the D.

what a stupid thing to say. Do you think Dragonstone isn't in westeros?

so who's the King now? is it Bran, really? so the spoilers were right all along?

t. wagelet that just woke up and didn't see the show and wants to spoiler it to my normie colleagues

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Bran knew he was going to be king all along. Of course he was going to turn down being the king of snow and and ice. Bran is really the ultimate winner and dick in all of this.

reminder that he can't see the future but he can predict it

Are you retarded? Who would work for free?

Am I the only one disappointment that brienne didn’t have a massive Jaime baby belly?

>implying he didnt play his cards right

Yeah you're right that was a really stupid question to ask. Obviously no one would do a thankless job like that without some kind of monetary compensation.

>grrm criticizes tolkien
>lol slaps book down dis da song of ice n fire
A+

Why would they still need a master of whispers if Bran can see anything that's ever happened?

Considering the books had the Reach lined up to enter the war as yet another faction before the showrunners said fuck it and teleported Sansa to the North he isn't going to be lord of Highgarden for very long.

Actually it's going to be ruled by this guy

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Why do they need a master of law if he can see every law that’ll ever be written? Because this show is stupid

jon kills dany
bran is the king of the 6 kingdoms
sansa queen of da norf we don kneel ta nobuddy
ghost lost an ear jon goes north of the wall to have buttsex with tormund

>the whole point of the show is the war for the throne, because everyone has a claim and they just fight to see whose is bigger
>people will support you only if you have alliances or a very good claim
>HURR LET'S VOTE ON IT

Is this the most retarded ending of all time?

What in the absolute fuck is that thing

muh throne got melted symbolism

Really? That's who's left? They were really just there long enough

>femcel
>traitor who threatened to kill the only people who've ever done anything for him just after they saved the world from zombies
>chatty runt
>based davos
>fat loser cuck raising someone elses inbred baby

I mean it made sense but it was written terribly and rushed.

Also doesn't help that the first King they vote on is quite possibly the worst choice.

Did they just forget about winter?
I remember it being a big deal they went on and on about how they wouldn't have enough food to last the winter.

Why didn't they just vote on it in the first season?

winter is cancelled. normal seasons from now on.

between the undead army and the dragon that freed up a lot of mouths to feed

Because a coup is not easy and usually incredibly bloody. This was a unique situation where everyone with claim was either dead or didn't want it.

I have literally never been as disgusted and embarrassed to bear witness to such a debacle as the end of Game of Thrones. The amount of brain dead pandering and horrible writing will forever sear my brain with its mediocrity and pathetic attempts to hide bad character development with spectacle. There has never been such a pathetic pair of writers as Dumb and Dumber, who for the past two years have wasted not only the time of one of the most dedicated cast and crew to grace television, but the time of millions of fans.

There will never be a word in all the tongues of man or beast to express my sheer amazement at their complete failure to finish the threads hand-woven for them by G.R.R Martin. They have irreversibly destroyed nearly a decade of work and effort because they are incapable of anything beyond gargling semen in 40 gallon containers as though it were water and they a sponge. The end of time itself will not be long enough to forget this disaster of an ending, cliched and cut short by the mental retardation of two writers who could not write a television series if it had several books building a world for them.

May God have mercy on their souls.

I'm pretty sure Gendry, Edmure, Robin, Dorne Prince wouldn't mind it.

It would actually make sense for them to at least plot to take it.

Anyone who thinks Bronn is a good fit is flat out retarded

Yeah, everyone should be ok with it, since they voted. Hurray democracy

That was only a problem when they thought they would be holed up in Winterfell for a long time.

Aside from Gendry none of them have claim to the throne. The question was why didn't they vote in season 1, and the answer is in the last episode there was no one with claim to the throne.

Gendry like Jon said he didn't want it either.

Somehow his training as a sellsword and position as a landed knight have prepared him to be an accountant and balance the entire kingdom's budget.

>Tyrion is a great ruler
He hasn't been good since Season 4 at the latest. The only people who have any merit there are Davos and Brienne

>Tyrion is a great ruler though

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>Tyrone - consistently shown to be intelligent, shrewd, cunning, well-read, knowledgeable, good choice as hand
>Davis - boat guy, good at ship, hence master of ship
>Brawn - upjumped sellsword, no idea why they decided he would be suitable as master of coin, he's not exactly cerebral
>Brian - don't remember her job title
>Samuel - grand maester replacing qyburn, never finished his maester's chain, not sure why they considered him suitable

>bran can see everything
>we need a master of whispers

Book Tyrion bros, the smart one.

>Brienne, a literal idiot who just knows how to swing a sword
>Bron, a guy who just kills people for money, knows nothing outside of that
>Tyrion, was a smart person, but as the last 4 seasons have shown is now an idiot, possibly from all the drinking and mental trauma
>Davos, a guy who is just honorable, actually pretty dumb and ends up getting fucked over by others because of his sense of honor
>Sam, a dumbass who everyone thinks is smart because he likes to read books, guy might know a bit of history and knows how to treat obscure illnesses
What are these idiots going to do for Westeros?

Mostly because in the books he was an expy and lookalike of Conan the Barbarian, the fact obscured from the show viewers by the choice of actor, therefore Martin's plan inlcuded giving him a kindgom for lulz. Also, moral lessons about the sort of guys who actually can use chaos as a ladder (Bron is a lot more villainous for the books), but mostly lulz, I suspect.

It was a bitter-sweet ending that I enjoyed. It was disappointing, but it's just any other show to me. As long as I have family and friends to bitch about it with, it's worth it.

They're glorified handmaidens for the King Stephen Hawking. They'll wipe his ass and Brienne will jack him off while Bronn muses on the vagaries of handjob techniques pertaining to each Kingdom.

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Haven't watched the show since season 4. What happened to Varys?

How old is Sam supposed to be? He doesn't even have maester's training done.

Yes men. They are Bran's yes men they are simply there to do what Bran tells them to do and shoot the shit pretending to be working.

Will Bran start growing weirwoods?

>People born into power agree that election is the right thing to gain power.

>then Westeros declares gay marriage legal and gives praise to women drinking milk of the poppy to abort their fetuses
>then everyone clapped

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Except for bronn whos plan is to make brothels and get money. He didnt get the memo and nobody can stop him.

Tried standing up to Daenerys and telling people Jon's the rightful king, now he's fried fish.

Bronn is about to be the richest man in westeros. He's gonna be bankrolling the crown.

STARK GOOD
BARATHEON BAD
TARGARYEAN BAD
LANNISTER BAD

>upset because bronn is a master of coins
>implying most politicians in power irl have a clue on what to do
Pretty realistic if you ask me

million less people to feed now

>Chaosh is a ladder
>We see Bran climbing in the first episode
>Now he's climbed all the way to the top
BRAVO DABID

Plotted to kill Daenerys and set up Jon as king of Westeros, but decided to do it out of character and got caught. Then executed by Dany.

wew...

>pandering
that's one thing you can't accuse this season of doing

Tyrion's speech about how Dany was so incredible and everyone was all "YAAAASS KWEEN" when it was just the "ebil bad people" getting roasted alive was unironically kino and one of the most on-the-nose callouts to shitty roasties, but I doubt they actually took any meaning from it and have resorted to calling it sexist and using big words in an attempt to sound smarter.

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"Perfectly balanced"

Pretty much. He has no place on the council but now that hes there that dudes going to exploit the fuck out of it. Hes got contol over all the money and food and nothing to stop him.

Leto II

Modern politicians also have huge herd of bureaucrats to help them. Bronn would be utterly reliant on like 2 or 3 guys.

>Bronn becomes the richest man in Westeros
>starts pulling off his mask
>screen fades to black
>''Chaos is a ladder'' echo echo echo
>all the names in the credits are replaced with Hideo Kojima
Did you rike it?

I was just gonna post that. GoT is literally Dune - the retard version. Or well, the Dune prequels.

>hereditary monarchy is bad because nepotism
>cripple electoral monarchy is great because nepotism
what did they mean by this?

>let's send all these cockless shitskins to the island of giant butterflies that infect non-natives with a flesh eating virus
I can't believe they got Raimi to guest write this twist out of left field.

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What makes you think Bran wants to stop him?

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this show has a real problem with the idea that metal can be melted like candle wax.

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All Baratheons are good user, the only one who kinda fucked up was Renly

>Sam is GM
>Has 0 links, just read a diary

I guess the real link is the friendships he made along the way?

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Because he tested well with viewers. I'm not even joking, he's been given a massive role in the show because viewers like him, even if it makes no sense.

They laughed him down because it was retarded. Even discounting the fact that Sam proposed abolishing the nobility to a group of nobles who benefit massively from the present system, how exactly are they going to build a functioning democracy out of tens of millions of illiterate peasants in an area the size of South America in which the fastest mode of travel is on horseback?

Bronn being there doesn't make sense. He's only ever cared for himself, now he's in control of the kingdoms finnances? please.

They fucking ruined him 2 episodes ago with his cracky confrontation with the crossbow.

I hope he gets to consummate his marriage to Sansa one day. Fuck if he deserves it more than Jon Snow.

He didn't know what a loan was a few years ago, now he's master of coin because his Q-ratings were high.

>the career criminal literal nobody bronn is kinda funny sometimes, lets put him on the council responsible for the wellbeing of six kingdoms!

he's more of a bitter psychopath in the books with no le funny drinky memes

They were doing the marvel wisecrackin' routine by the end. God I hate this.

Him raping Cersei would have been pretty funny.

>all white
zero complaints here

before or after she murdered the whole city?

>Why
Bronn would unironically make a good master at arms. He's experienced and seen a lot of shit, as more than just a fighter. Especially after the show's events. He was at the battle of the Blackwater, at the siege of Riverrun and other places.
Brienne's there because she's the lord commander of the kingsguard. They traditionally have a seat on the council. Selmy just never used it, neither did Jaime.

Why the fuck would Bronn of all people be the master of coin? What does a sell-sword know of economics. I doubt the guy can even read, much less do maths.

[spoilers]Don't[/spoilers] have sex

That was literally D&D talking to the audience through him while he stared at the camera. If you thought that was well done, your brain is the thing that's well done.

>sell-sword
clearly, he learned the value of money the best

I swear I'm not a newfag I just don't spoiler

>Yea Forums defending Bronn as master of coin
Yup you guys are normalfags

Women in brothels don't get raped.

>a Master of Ships who sailed a single ship as a smuggler and lost an entire fleet to wildfire two seconds after getting it
>a Master of Coin who probably doesn't even know how to do basic math and would waste all the money on whores
>a Grand Maester who isn't actually a Maester
>a King who is autistic and doesn't really give a fuck about ruling
>a competent Hand that doesn't really want to be Hand
>they all start arguing about stupid shit during their first meeting while the king fucks off to go dragonhunting
The Six Kingdoms are going to shit in 2 months under these retards.

Literally who is defending him? I just skimmed through this thread but all the posts about Bronn that I saw are about how much he doesn't fit

Unironically everything would have been better if Stannis hadn't been a duty retard and just let Renly take the throne. It was most lords (even his lords sworn to him) wanted because he was likeable and would made trade flurish. In the end, Stanni's aversion to Renly being King, that you can't be king simply because the majority of lords vote for you, is exactly what fucking happened anyway. At least he woulda been better that turbo autist on the throne.

stop thinking

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They only said yes because they think that means next time they're gonna be the ones being voted on. This is ripe for civil wars lmao.

>implying it wasn't Renly fault
Reminder that Renly was next in line and Stannis and his wife were too fucking old to produce new children
Renly and whatever children his gay ass would manage to put into Marg would have been fucking king.
Fucking Stannis even specifically offered it to him, not that he needed to, all the laws in the kingdoms would have made Renly the heir.
Renly was a fucking idiot.

see
There's one like ten posts above you

Do you think Davos wrote his wife and told her he'd be working together with their son's murderer to govern the realm?

Stannis had enough of being passed over even though he was the rightful one. Renly got the best reward in Robert's rebellion even though Stannis made sure their house seat never fell.

This is why he was attracted to the Lord of Light religion. For the first time in his life someone was saying he was special and deserves what was due to him.

>bronn actually learned from littlefinger and uses his position to acquire brothels and vast wealth
>brans wheelchair mysteriously breaks one day and he goes flying down stairs
>bronn becomes king of the 6 kingdoms
chaosh is a ladda

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>bran discovers his second fetish
>financial rape
>watches bronn extort merchants all day

>the iron bank comes to collect
>but what if we dont?

They should've drawn up warplans to annex to north again.

Bronn should've been murdered for the threats on Tyrion

ok

That's how nepotism is.

They should've traded John Snow for Tyrion. He was a rat for the whole show.

What was the Master of Coin's tax policy?

more like what's his SAX policy
*bronn whips out a saxophone in the small council chambers*

It's the holy roman empire all over again

he shouldve killed tyrion and then varys wouldnt have been caught and wouldve killed off dany and kings landing wouldnt have been nuked

I enjoyed their banter at the end, felt like the councils in Bobbies time. I'm wondering what GRRMs final council will look like or if it was really "what characters are popular".

Lord Bronn "how much for killing a baby" Blackwater on the great council of clowns. Truly ebin writing xD

can't be worse than the obama administration

Did Davos just kind of forget he has a wife?

Did he even have a wife in the show? He had sons but I don't remember him ever mentioning a wife. I know he has one and two more sons in the books though

they did fine and managed to recover from the 2008 crisis

That's any political cabinet though.

Remember: Bronn was the guy who didn't even know how loans worked.
Now he's the master of coin.

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this
>a woman whos main goal was fucking chad and becoming a knight, probably useless in everything else
>le funny badboy mercenary who only cares about himself
>literal uneducated smuggler dumbfuck who learned to read like a year ago
>the most obedient and weak fatty whos mental breakdown will be legendary when his roastie gf fucks some chad while hes reading his epic history books
and to top it all the funny meme dward who literally fucked up every major decision he ever had to make. brilliant, bravo bran

This.
youtube.com/watch?v=WTHdzPYH4Lw

>I've never borrowed money before, I'm not clear on the rules

Really pissed me off when Tyrion was talking about Dany like they were friends while in the same breath pushing Jon to shank her.

Followed up by everyone pretending they loved her after she was cold and dead.

oh and ofcourse podrick the absolute untrained retard is a member of the kingsguard now, thats why maybe you souldnt make an emotional roastie the leader of it

>Putting the known Lannister raised upstart in charge of the Reach

The Hightowers would immediately have every Reachman surround Highgarden and oust Bronn and his tard wife.

Melisandres would have killed his barren wife or just have Stannis knock her up with a regular baby to legitimize as his heir.

>Perhaps the best ruler is the one who doesn't want to rule.
Robert didn't want to be king. He only took the job because Ned refused. Then he spent his entire time as king shirking his duties to get drunk and fuck whores.
If Jon had become king, what would he have done? He didn't want to be king. He wouldn't shut up about it this whole season!
What about Bran? If he didn't want the position, then why did he accept it? What's he planning to do?

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Brann literally orchestrated everything.
>knew the only way how night king dies
>told people about jon knowing dany is going to find out and turn mad
>came to kings landing knowing he'd be king
>sent jon back to north so he wouldnt be a threat to throne
>gave his sister her own kingdom
ALL
ACCORDING
TO
KEIKAKU

this, most medieval rulers were retards or power/money hungry scum

Literally the best characters in the show. I don't understand the human race anymore. Are you just here to complain and criticize everything? Have any of you ever considered just enjoying something because it is literally a product made for your entertainment? Why is everyone such an entitled fucking prick now? The show was good, the ending was good, you and every other loudmouthed faggot on the internet need to be eradicated from the Earth because all you are doing is making human progress take longer and causing society to go backwards. Fuck all of you mouthbreathing god damned idiots. Fuck you.

yes and that stopped her from becoming renly's kingsguard didnt it

>The show was good
true
>the ending was good
oh nonononononono

>Have any of you ever considered just enjoying something because it is literally a product made for your entertainment?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ljGhe4x9fzA

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>Have any of you ever considered just enjoying something because it is literally a product made for your entertainment?

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>just turn your brain off, bro

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Literally the best scene of the entire episode.

Sooo...how would you react if your beloved lords The Tyrell that has ruled for centuries was slaughtered and then the new cripple king commands that some unknown sellsword is now the ruler of high garden and the reach? I'm sure all the Tyrell or even Tarley cousins etc loves that

>At least Danny would have abolished nobility and ended up with councils of freemen running their own affairs while she would have ruled as enlightened despot.
perfect form of government desu

The Tyrells were only put in place by the Targaryens after the Gardeners were slaughtered, so at least there's a precedent.

Yeah,but even back in the day tyrells were shit.Thats why the people were alright with them.

Yeah because his character was good. Now his character sucks dick.

How new are you?

>"Hey Bran, north is now an independent kingdom."
>"Ok"
>nobody else says anything
Epic

its like the world didnt have people and yet at the same time armies didnt die when they got slaughtered?? LITERALLY people on the screen got more power, nobody else???

It's bullshit there are no women in the room.

Boy they sure rebuilt King's Landing quickly.

Its easy to pay the crowns debt if you don't have a KL full of packs of insects. So Dany fix the financial problem of westeros