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>NOW THE REAL WORK CAN BEGIN

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>stayed in the middle of nowhere during the fight with the White Walkers, jeopardizing his life
>”hurr my true purpose was to become king even though I needlessly risked my life durr”

>HE STARTED AERYS DESCENT INTO MADNESS BY WHISPERING BURN THEM
>HE ALLOWED COUNTLESS INNOCENTS TO DIE SO HIS FACTION COULD REACH THE THRONE
>HE CONTROLLED DROGON AND MADE THE IRON THRONE THE IRON WHEELCHAIR-ACCESSIBLE

how can one raven be so based

>or he’d get outta the chair

I literally laughed out loud at how retarded your mind is.

>remember how a fell out of a tower and was crippled for life, well Ta-DAW I can walk now gents because fuck wheelchairs this is the gosh darn final episode after all!

>The sacking... The knifing... The blood... The crowning... It will all be... so.... beautiful.

How would he be needlessly risking his life if he already saw how the future plays out

fine but calling grey worms request for reparations "niggardly" was a little on the nose i think

kek

well considering this show has people coming back from the fucking dead, having a cripple get the use of his legs back after being taken over by some sort of god wouldn't be that much of a stretch. faggot

This meme was literally 100% accurate.

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I have a confession to make. I read the leaks and knew he would be King. But my workplace was doing a pool on who would win, and I was the only one to "guess" Bran and now I feel guilty for winning. Should I say something or just take the $10?

Just take it and become the legend of the office. Predictor of dumb theories that turned out to be true.

how do you only win 10 bucks if u were the only one guessing bran?

I mean, this line basically makes Bran the bad guy of the series right?
He literally fucked over millions of innocents just so he could be king

this
What kind of 3rd world office do you work at user?

when you think about it, this is how bran got the iron throne

Wait, you guessed the story.. stories are important.. I've got it, you should be admin. ALL HAIL user, PREDICTOR OF STORIES, STORY GOOD, user GOOD. SIMPLE MATH.

$1 per person who votes goes in the pool. 10 people voted including me so I get all of it.
True. Plus, I guess the leaks could have been wrong?? There was a small chance

Take the 10$, only dumb retards bet on shows anyway

only ending worth it's salt, there's xenos that need killing

I work at a community library, not a lot of staff

>why do you think I came all this way?
2 seconds later
>i don't want to be king

I literally roflmaod at how Reddit your post is

For you

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>The rapes
>I came for the rapes
>Sansa's
>Cersei's
>Dany's

>Bran the broken

Wut

New rape webms when?

they were all broken

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>rolls into the throne room
>looks directly at the camera
"BAZINGA"
>rolls away

Jeez D&D i get the crossover appeal but that scene almost killed my immersion

i don't want the throne..... but why do you think i came all this way?... i don't want it though

That was great.

>camera zooms in
>Bran's eye turn white then night king blue
>then back to normal again
>he smiles
>cut to black

>Bran elected king
>Cocky smirk on his face
>Stands up
>Does the cool Peter Parker from Spider Man 3 walk out of the room with finger guns
>Rips a nasty fart in Sam's face on the way out
>"Roll your way out of that one, lardo"
>Electric guitar slide
>Bran gets into the desk chair that's somehow replaced the Iron Throne.
>Spins around with sunglasses on
>Puts feet up on desk
>"NUFF SAID"

And who... are you...

that whole thing was beyond retarded

>MEIN LORDS, I CAN WALK!

That would have been the absolute shit.

This happened to me last season. I was retarded and told them I had read the leaks, because I assumed everyone else had. They all got mad and didn't pay.

It's because he broke his spine, get it?

>guy who can see EVERYTHING wins GoT
>no one saw it coming
stupid humans

Kek

It's only $10 dude. If it was $100 or something I'd fess up but I don't think anyone is going to be losing sleep over $1

When does it say Bran can see the future? He's like the Psychohistorians of from Foundation - he can calculate with reasonable certainty how the future will play out given the current state of the universe but he can never knew for sure. Remember when he says something to the effect off "how do you know we're going to win?"

>A fucking guy in a wheelchair becomes king after a fucking dragon burned up my FUCKING HOUSE AND EVERYONE I CARED FOR

>Fuck this shit I'm taking the next boat to essos
It's a fucking wonder that they even have ANYONE to rule over.
Who the fuck would accept a king that came with the crazy dragon lady?!?

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>Sansa the broken-in

Wowee the three eye raven aka touched by the night king became lord of the seven kingdoms. Looks like power is just re manifesting itself over and over in one form to the next. That is the living history of man

I'd get pretty fed up pretty quick of being called broken if I was him. Esp. if I couldn't get boners.

anyone have a webm of the rape, sansa?

>why do you think i came all this way?
>i don't want to be king
what did dabid and dabid mean by this?

>knows what happens at kings landing ahead of time
>chooses not to tell anyone
>so that the events will happen and he will become king

He's already more vicious than Dany

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it's becasue Bran represents the people and we're all a little broken

>rolls onto the throne
>takes off mask revealing its littlefinger
>and who, are you

How can a guy be simultaneously really attractive and really ugly/weird looking?

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>Bran knows about all of their stories
>and all the rapes
>all the rapes sansa, ALL the rapes

>implying having bran get out of his chair and lead all of the other characters in a dance party would legitimately have been the greatest ending ever.

He asks Jaime how he knows there will be an after just to fuck with him

>bran gets up out of his wheelchair
>does a jig
>that's all folks!
>camera zooms in around his head in a circle vignette
>credits end

wouldn't*

would not even make the top 10 list of retarded shit d&d did this season

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

He was playing 4D chess along.

it's not meant to end on a shitty cliffhanger like that. bad idea

>takes like 15 seconds to respond
>zippy zappy sick burn god tyrion u r so stoopid!
it felt like a direct appeal to zoomers and easily my least favorite line since some of the botched abortions in ep 2

So glad I don't have to look at his ugly blank face anymore

it would've been 10x better than whatever shit we got

Didnt the foundation folks predict 100% in some mind hacks way? Same here brah

>open wiki to read about eldar
>suddenly several hours have gone by

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he told sam to tell jon about his lineage which set the whole thing off before that

big money

>the night king wanted to kill bran to stop danys from going insane
>night king was actually the good guy all along, just misunderstood

>let’s vote
>how about the stark kid
>great idea he’s mentally fucked so he won’t get corrupted or play favourites
>okay first order of business guys
>the north led by my stark sister is now an independent kingdom, we get to do whatever we want while you six fucks have to listen to me

The Blackfyres finially won a rebellion.

All hail king Bloodraven.

can he warg into the dragon or what

how could you have known the leaks were real? were they even real?
on the other hand people are going to be mad at you

vile

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take the money, then say that the finale was shit and buy everyone a free drink at lunch, nobody will be salty about you winning, but will think you're a pretty chill guy

then in about 10 years when you meet the now-married cute girl from workplace whisper to her "i knew all along"

>then in about 10 years when you meet the now-married cute girl from workplace whisper to her "i knew all along"
kek'd

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>literally sent all the unsullied back to Africa

What did Bran mean by this?

he saw the future you faggot

You outsmarted them, it teachs them a lesson
now spend those 10$ wisely

Can someone remind me what the three eyed raven even is? What's its relation to humans? Why did Bran need to become it in the first place?

happens to the best of us

What did D&D mean by this?

while Smash Mouth All-Star plays of course

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Amd them westeros is destroyed by an atomic blast.....you know, that would have been an ok ending

>tfw he warged into dany when she hiroshima'd kings landing
>tfw he warged into jon when he killed her

How far does the rabbit hole go?

>somehow the cripple magically walking is less retarded than the ending we got
Drink bleach

He literally warged into Hodor as a child by accident and made him a bumbling retard who's end purpose was to protect Bran from dead people. Bran is a demigod at this point.

he warged into jamie so he could bang cercei before pushing himself off the tower to make it believable
the absolute madman

Should have ended with them making a weirwood throne for Bran so that he, as the envoy of the children of the forest, could lead mankind to its ultimate destruction not through an endless winter, but through politicking.

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This. I dont understand why no one ever questioms it. Why didnt the Vale ppl question the starks when they used MUH MAGIC BROTHER to kill CIA?

F

You didn't know they were true. $10 isn't even a pack of boges. You're fine.

I hope this is true. I really do.

>"it's only $10"
>"do you think anyone's going to be mad about losing $8?"
>"Use that $5 you won to buy a beer"
>"You know what, it's kinda' shitty you looked at leaks to win $1"
found the jew

>"to do THIS"
>*stands up and begins to breakdance*

Bran the Doomer

underfuckenrated

>"Where's Drogon?"
>"Lemme see if I can find him."
>*turns to camera* *wink and smirk*rolls away
>credits roll in a circle around his wheels

Because they brought you, you crippled creep.

Is not like he has a choice of where he goes.

>Jon in wildling camp
>closes eyes, goes to sleep
>first person pov somewhere in the north, on a wagon
>"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

>camera zooms in over tyrions shoulder
>revealing the title page of the book "of fire and ice"
>camera slowly zooms over the center if the book in total frame
>theme song starts to play getting louder
>soon a small voice is heard
>voice is getting louder as theme song gets softer
>the voice says in a thick Scottish accent "what a load of crap"
>a giant green hand appears and rips off the cover page
SOMEBOdY

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He could only see the present and past

Essos is in total chaos thanks to Dany's little "liberation" quest, so peasants might as well stay put.

Bloodraven was against the Blackfyres doe

Man think what it must be like to be a citizen of Kings Landing.
The alleged savior from tyranny comes, burns your city down, burns most of your family to ashes, slaughters hundreds and thousands.
Then she dies 2 hours later because everyone suddenly realized she was a mistake, and what do you get out of all of it?
"Oops well this guy will be better lol sorry about your lawn"

He's not quite a villain. More of an architect. More of a neutral evil. Some of the things he did were questionable in the sense of "rigging" the game, but also with his power he knows better than 99% of the people what the best path to victory really was.

Its like if you were a super smart tech guy and you knew you could run a company better and fucked your way to the top or had your uncle pull strings. Morally questionable, but not evil.

What exactly did he do besides HOLD DA DOOR?

This is a straight up rip off of Dune, he is just paul atriedes

This smug motherfucker winning was the best part of this trainwreck.

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just change Gendry for Edmund Stark

>tfw when the Chad genes start to kick in

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holy shit, THAT's him????

>milk fed Chad
Mother's brotein is best brotein

Yeah, milk does the body good.

>tfw you realize the winner of the Game of Thrones was absent for an entire season

Requesting the bran rape webm

he sort of looks like that guy from drive

big shnoz and everything

>Bran's eyes turn into cat eyes
>spikes the lens
>This is the Witcher now
>roll credits

holy shit Spielman is lord of the vale now?!

>"Thanks Tyrion, now my title will forever reference the fact that I'm a cripple"
>"What a beautiful nickname"

>he actually survived the Tully genes

Arryn genes are top notch I see.

When they all stood up in that moot to congratulate him I laughed my ass off thinking he would stand up too.

Reminder that GoT secretly takes places in scifi universe. Possibly on a ring world. Bran is aware of this.

He let thousands of innocent people die instead of warning John about Dany ahead of time, and coerced Tyrion into nominating him.

If you look at the stuff that Bloodraven did all these theories about Bran actually make perfect sense.

is it his fault my queen went mad and died?

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there's probably been hundreds of false leaks, you just happened to follow the correct ones. It's not big money, just buy everyone a round after work.

Did he deserve being humiliated like that?

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why does he actually say it was beautiful?

He's a gay paraplegic so he wishes he could feel being raped in the arse.

That was so fucking out of place...like why include that

he represents stannis fags

>webm of the rape

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Bloodraven wins. Daemon Blackfyre can eat shit in Seven Hells.

My thoughts exactly. I'm guessing that was supposed to be funny but it just came across cruel and tonally out of place in that scene.

No, he didn't. It was not okay
Radmure has been through immense shit and his last scene is being made fun of
At the very least they could have had his wife and kid there to comfort him after being made the fool.

>bran didn't lead the unsullied and drogon through a dance routine while the credits rolled
one fucking job D&D

Probably upset the showrunners since his presence reminds viewers that there was a time that the show wasn't shit.

wanna know how I know you’re from NYC?
>tfw bodegas sell ‘em for $8

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The rape, Sansa. I came every day for the rape.

What was up with this, though?
youtube.com/watch?v=kqFoFpbnerM
They never expanded on it.

please tell me someone made a bran edit for the final scene with him

I did this too. Exited to see the reactions.

underrated kek

What the fuck? I didn't know who the fuck that was.

he Valyrian Freehold eventually erected on Naath a fort whose ruined walls of fused dragonstone can still be seen. A company of Volantene adventurers built a trade town with timber palisades and slave pens. Corsairs from the Basilisk Isles have landed on the island countless times. None of these invaders survived, however, all falling victim to the butterfly fever, a horrific plague which makes its victims violently spasm and die. The Naathi are immune to this local disease, which is theorized to be carried by the butterflies of the island. The Naathi claim that none of these invaders maintained a permanent presence on the island for more than a single year.

>$1 per person who votes goes in the pool. 10 people voted including me so I get all of it.
>stressing out over $10 fucking dollars
jesus dude get some perspective

Is there any media that utilizes this except TypeMoon stuff and GoT to some extent?

>He warged Drogon to destroy the iron throne so he wouldn't have to get out of his wheelchair.

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>everyone laughs at sam for proposing democracy
B A S E D
A
S
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To show how STRONQ AND POWERFUL sansa is because she's a WOMAN!!!

Be a fucking man and confess nothing. It's just 10 dollars for fuck sake.

>Abandon dynastic monarchy for an elected monarch from a pool of oligarchs
>this is a radical "breaking of the wheel"
bravo dnd bravo

The amount of people who didn't realize who he was is the reason this board is complete shit. Probably watched the episode on their ipods too.

Should have been Bran the Beautiful.

It was supposed to be funny, did you miss the slapstick of him hitting his sword with the chair while nervously trying to sit down after kween sansa told him to stfu.

Should have done a usual suspects ending

>bran rolls away from council
>camera zooms in on his face
>flashback to him waging in the past whispering BURN THEM to mad King
>flashback to him leading the night walkers in the pilot just so young bran would get the "he who passes the sentence swings the sword" speech
>flashback to countless slaughters from red wedding to sacking of kings landing flash before his eyes as he smiles and his eyes turn solid BL
>ACK

imagine screen goes to black on the cliffhanger that he's the devil and Mr. Glass rolled into one

they haven't even read the books and only watch the show for the funny gnome one liners, we're surrounded by redditors nowadays

>brandon stark is named king of the iron throne
>sansa stark decides she wants nothing to do with brandon stark and goes independent
>the vale goes along with it (despite only having followed sansa earlier)
>the riverlands go along with it
>dorne goes along with it despite having zero ties to the throne (the martells are all dead)
>the iron islands (who were only pledged to dany, decide to go with it)

yeah that makes sense
lets follow this crippled stark that has said repeatedly that he doesnt want anything anymore and hes not a stark
it makes sense somehow
brandon somehow wanted this despite saying he didnt want anything earlier and hes not even a stark anymore
he also convinced the rightful ruler that he's the rightful ruler, but that doesn't matter
aegon targaryen needs to rule the nightswatch instead just because

I remember when I was 13.

Honestly it's even more of the wheel than it was before. Before the wheel was on Targaryan for centuries and only started turning because nobody was sure who the rightful successor was. If they had continued with ordinary monarchy then the wheel would almost never switch houses.
But with an election system that wheel will keep turning forever as different houses get elected king.

>HE CAN WALK, HE CAN WALK?

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This was awful. Stansa and arya there laughing. Cruel fuckers

Go back, reddit.

>He allowed the the invasion and destruction of King's Landing so he can have visions of Dothraki and Northmen raping civilians while also becoming king

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That loser deserved to be put in his place for thinking he had any chance of being king.

>The King should be chosen for his ability!
>doesnt even bother to participate to the very first small council meeting

The finale was the best episode of the season.

10/10

>Jon watched both of his lovers die in his arms after he got them killed.
To be Jon is to suffer.

quinoa

He literally knows everything retard. Even if he had shit character and shit leading ability he would still keep his peasants in check or get out of sketchy situations. Whats more terrifying is that you cant kill Bran because he knows everything thats gonna happen.

What's his tax policy, Yea Forums?

Show sucked, but MauLer is doing a stream about it and it's so cringy. They even get shit wrong. Bad.

Doesn't he only know the past though?

What part of "Why do you think I came all this way?" do you not understand? He knew what was going to happen you numbskull. He even gave Arya the dagger that would kill the Night King because he knew.

Rape, beautiful rape

So why doesnt he bother actually telling everyone whats up and what they'll do instead of letting them fight over brothels if he's so smart? You're the retard

>CAME all this way

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his penis doesn't work

All taxes are paid in the form of rape.

I'd be salty about you calling the finale shit fuck you faggot it was kino

It went both ways until the NK touched him inappropietly.

Bran the Boring

damn puberty

>If they had continued with ordinary monarchy then the wheel would almost never switch houses
Actually that shit gets complicated all the time, especially when bastards form houses or the children of daughters who were married off to other houses press their claims as descendants of the dead monarch.

Maybe he saw all possible outcomes like Dr Strange and this was the best one. Or this whole season sucked.

yes, he's a complete buffon

tax Bronn and rebuild the brothels asap

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literally wiping my arse with a 10 dollar note because of this post. i'm actually pretty poor but here we go anyway.

>I'll ask my horse

pics or didn't happen

Starting with these three

digits confirm
philosopher king >>> rule of dregs

Trolley car problem

no but it's pretty hilarious how shitty sansa is and how much dumb bitches will worship her for it. talking about fans of the show by the way not northerners.

>Let's set up a vote system for deciding kings which totally won't create more backstabbing and corruption
>Not a single objection to autism lad becoming king
>Sansa also just yoinks the North with no one giving a fuck
Boy, did this feel superficial and rushed.

Muh girl power

They are all for ridicule and humiliation as long as it doesnt happen to their precious cunt warriors.

Why the fuck did he keep saying it? Bran should have called him a fucking imp.

Gotta have le comedy scenes

>Silly uncle, naturally it is only I who can become regent teehee
I hate Sansa so fucking much.

Don't you think we needed a scene of Bran actually doing something worthwhile as King?

The only things we see him do is give up half his kingdom to his Sister for no reason and then fuck off during a council meeting to look at Dragons on the internet.

Shouldn't we have seen the various council member discussing a matter, bran's eyes roll back into his head and he goes quiet as the men increasingly and angrily deliberate, then Bran speaks and presents a near perfect solution to the seemingly impossible problem before informing one of the council members of a unrelated looming threat to their family or something of that nature.

Because wasn't GRRM whole point of ASoIaF to question Tolkien's notion that you put a good man in the position of King and he rules Wisely and Well forever and ever the end, so what was Aragorn's tax policy ect ect. We should have got at least one scene of Bran using his prescience to do something no one else could, because the way it is now we basically wrapped up the whole franchise with "and Bran ruled wisely and well" without actually showing us how.

Kino

>Bran is a wise ruler
>has Bronn on the small council as master of fucking coin
Yeah I don't fucking buy it.

Nigger the only reason Bran is the King is to subvert expectations so people talk about it as a tweest.

They didnt logically come to the conclusion that Bran should be king and built/planned upon it for years

>Bran can see the future so he wants to be sure there's humor in it

Why’d he give Arya the knife?

JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF DUDE

Nope. Bran can see the future too.
The thing that's special about Bran is that he is both a greenseer and a warg.
Greenseers can see the future. They showed this when Bran predicted the Ironborn taking Winterfell.

Shuriken pistols are sexy.

NO NO NO THE TARGS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAH

STOP THINKING

JUST CONSUME PRODUCT

In the 14,734,245 possible realities only the ones where he gave Arya that knife did the heroes survive.

Because in the show "no one trusts littlefinger lol".

>he wargs into everyone and everything anyone has done was him doing it
>he's actually the only sentience in the cosmos and he's just bored so he invented a bunch of npcs to watch them rape each other

Bran is Yaldaboath obviously

The north gets happy you dolts few people care about snow killing but killing kings means killing lords, and bran as king would ensure north does go full vikings.

>Because wasn't GRRM whole point of ASoIaF to question Tolkien's notion that you put a good man in the position of King and he rules Wisely and Well forever and ever the end
Tolkien's ideas accurately describe a world without the corruption of the Jew - a world where Aryan men rule honorably in line with their instincts, unsubverted by slimy, legalistic Jews constantly whispering shit like "why not ask the eagles to drop the ring" or "what's Aragorn's tax policy" into their ears and worming their draconic tentacles into every apparent crack. It's really no wonder that GRRM wanted to subvert that vision so badly, being 25% Jew himself.

foreshadowing for hodor i guess

Elective monarchies aren't something new, there has been many of them in history

Sansa just taking half the kingdom with noone objecting is what's stupid

Right of the first night will be making a return.

Being fair:
>It was the half nobody really wanted
>Everyone who would probably have complained is dead or not there when they decide it
>The king is from that region so he's not going to stop her
>If anything, this means the Reach doesn't have to feed them any more

>Bran died in that cave
>''I'm no longer Bran''
>....ok Bran you're the king LMAO XDDD

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>>If anything, this means the Reach doesn't have to feed them any more
user it's feudalism not socialism.

As soon as Sansa piped up why didn't Grey Worm just go "ditto, and I'm King of Kingslanding Land. For my first act as King a spear through the dwarf's face, thusly..." Sansa's "he's got no dick" followed by the land grab should have set off a chaotic power play but, nope. Everyone is chill for no good reason. Just add it to the laundry list of dumb shit this season.

He went back in time and Warged into Joffery and made him kill Ned

Joffery was actually a really nice person like Tommen, but Bran was controlling him all the time to make him seem like a monster and set various events in motion

Yeah, but the Reach is described as the "breadbasket of Westeros" and is supposedly responsible for most of the Seven Kingdoms' food supplies.

I don't think it was supposed to be a good ending. I think they used GRRM's canon ending and they just wanted to low key it out of respect or possibly under an agreement so as to leave most people in the dark when he finishes the books.

Evidently GRRM pulls the hive mind shit in some of his other works and it looks like that's what the 3 eyed raven is. Basically they all were played by the old god and the children of the forest are the real winners. House stark is rewarded for their families traditional reverence of the old ways. Why would the 3 eyed raven fight the white walkers directly if the children of the forest made them? It was all rigged from the start. People keep asking why would Bran do x. Bran already said he isn't Bran. He appears to be a hive mind old god that bran is probably just kicking around there with whatever other h.p. lovecraft hive mind super being is sharing the body.

Why is Bran doing x and not y? Because he's no longer Bran and that hive mind has tzeentch like plans spanning millenia. The god emperor has arrived.

>I dont want anything anymore
>Im not a stark anymore
you're king stark now
okay

The three-eyed raven being the true villain would be great. He already acts like a creepy fuck and not in an autistic way.

>They did not ask the new master of coin how much it would cost to make Kings landing wheelchair accessible
Missed your chance at a good joke there DABID

Inm fairness, not like they had a lot of choice. At this point the north is probably the most militarily capable and willing to engage in a full scale war.

Also outside the Lannisters, nobody has much reason to dislike the Starks, their reputation is mostly for being fair minded and mostly chill.

From the lords perspective, none of this hurts them. They lose nothing by the north being independent(not like they ruled it anyways) and the super chill spacey Stark boy is not likely to pull a Joffery or Ceresi.

There's no real downside for them

Yeah but they feed themselves and sell their excedents to whomever, they don't have an obligation to feed the rest of the seven kingdoms.

Except letting a kingdom go independent makes the rest wonder why can't they do the same.

That's like saying "NYC should have to grow all it's food by itself, not have it shipped in from other parts of the US"

It was all part of the same kingdom, of course they shared resources when needed, or at least had special trade deals.

So more excedents for everyone else. Still a net win.

DnD actually get some respect for laughing at direct democracy.

It makes so little sense it's insane

Which is not the lord's problem, it's Bran's.

That being said, none of the other territories have the same sort of fiercely independent streak the north has, nor the very long history as an independent kingdom existing alongside the westerosi.

The north has always been a very different beast than the other kingdoms and everyone is aware of it

He's the Kwisatz Haderach, it's nothing more complicated than that. The Children are extinct there is no deeper plot, now and he's using their tree interne just like bloodraven used it a hundred years ago to keep Daeron II in power and crush all those minor blackfyre rebellions before they could start.

>Brynden Rivers literally transferred his mind into a child and took the throne

lmaoing @ Blackfyre fuckin shits

Honestly this is still a big step forward. choosing a ruler by blood is the most batshit retarded shit ever. "Hurr well this kid has an IQ of like 65 and is criminally insane, buuuut he popped out of the right family so he gets to rule us all now"

As corrupt and political as I'm sre the king selection will be, it's still better than that bullshit.

>the only person who "won" in the end was the one guy who wasn't participating

can't tell if that's kino or retarded

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Fine Jewish genes in full swing.

>That being said, none of the other territories have the same sort of fiercely independent streak the north has, nor the very long history as an independent kingdom existing alongside the westerosi.

Fuck off retard, the Dornish were never even conquered by Aegon, they came into the fold through marriage later on, and The Iron Islands have consistently rebelled and refused to have anything to do with the realm since the Seven Kingdoms were established

except paul has an actual fucking purpose

>That being said, none of the other territories have the same sort of fiercely independent streak the north has, nor the very long history as an independent kingdom existing alongside the westerosi.
Dorne.

>all hail bran the broken, first of his name

Uhh his full name is Brandon Stark
Named after you know BRAN THE FUCKING BUILDER AND BRANDON STARK, OLDER BROTHER OF EDDARD STARK

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Bryden Rivers also "died" when he became the three eye'd raven, you're overwriting your personality with this amalgam of all the previous three eye'd ravens whenever you take up that mantle.

Better than what we got though

The fact they came in willingly by marriage without even needing to be conquered already shows that the dornish people don't have the same sort of fierce resentment at being ruled by someone else.

The north wouldn't bend the knee regardless of who married who. they had to be violently conquered, and even then always teetered on rebellion.

Dorne doesn't give a fuck so long as theyt're mostly left to their own devices.

If this was a sitcom, you'd hear the canned laughs track being played in this scene

hey reddit

Specifically Bran the Builder.
Tyrion should've called him Bran the Rebuilder

>WE CONTROL THE CITY, WE TELL YOU IF PRISONER COME OR NOT
>Ummm okay guys well let us white folk all decide who's going to be king...
>OH I SORT OF FORGOT THAT YOU ARE THE NOBLES HERE
>So we choose Bran...
>WAIT
>Tyrion, you're the Hand now and you're free...
>WAIT
>And Torgo? We won't be executing Jon, will we? Just send him off to Night's Watch. That works, yes?
>UHH
>Also Torgo you're fired
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING BACK TO ESSOS

except dune was well-written

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>Gendry Baratheon, rightful heir to the throne, goes along with it

Everyone calls Rob Stark "King Rob" even though his full name is Robert Stark. Same goes for Robin Arryn.

The North literally bent the knee to Aegon with zero bloodshed, and never once rebelled until Ned Stark.

The Dornish waged gorilla warfare against Aegon, killed one of his sisters (and her Dragon), attempted to assassinate him, and flatly refused to join the Seven Kingdoms for years until they were offered favorable terms and a royal match.

>tfw bet my gf 50 dollars it would be bran last week
>she took the bet

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

I was bored. Every leak was dead on. It just deflated.

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I get that Drogon knew Jon was a Targaryen and so he didn't kill him, but how in the FUCK do you explain Grey Worm not trying to murder Jon?

retard

he was not legitimized, just made a lord

he has no cock and knows jon would merc him

The show showed visions of Brann seeing the future, such as Drogon's shadow casting over King's Landing.

might I suggest /tg/ then. A lot of the board plays it or reads the fluff. There's an entire Horus Heresy book series that's ongoing

>the greatest trick the devil ever pulled...
>cut to black
>was convincing the world that he didn't exist
>written by david benioff and d.b. weiss

>brandon stark: i dont really want anything anymore
>brandon stark: im not really a stark anymore
>brandon stark: jon you're the rightful king, just ask your best friend
>samwell tarly: jon im your best friend, you're the real king

>samwell tarly: brandon stark should be king
>brandon stark: yeah i always wanted that!
>brandon stark: i'll be king!

brilliant writing

you see, bran kind of forgot about not really wanting anything anymore

Bran the Magnum Donged

formerly crawl

>implying he didn't warg into every single character simultaneously

It's obviously set in the Star Wars universe.

his ending is unironically a good one.

CURSE YOU RIIIIVVVVVVEEEEERRRRS

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They have an indian movie style dance. Then Bran shits on the ruins.

>Bran kinda forgot about being crippled and just started walking again

The 3ER is all lives experiencing itself.

Looks like a vegan soi door to door salesman

>Seven Kingdoms now have King Gilgamesh, complete with clairvoyance
How long until he calls people mongrel?

Because he doesn't have an attractive, alpha personality in the show so your vagina is all befuddled.

>Seven Kingdoms
Six

The leaker is retarded. He could've made a lot of money on the betting sites

Formerly 7.

From Julian Casablancas to Ryan Gosling

Sorry, six.

Dany literally made him a Baratheon

Now tens

With what authority?

Cersi was still queen when Dany declared him, she had no actual political standing in Westeros.

And even later, she never actually took the throne or officially was crowned. Dany had absolutely no right or power to grant him anything.

But this is Dumb and Dumber's writing so we just skip over that.

Check out 1d4chan if you want the meta wiki. Also 7 tabs ain't shit

Haha I forgot how retarded young ned looked

>Cersi was still queen when Dany declared him, she had no actual political standing in Westeros.
Power resides where men believe it does. Anyone who followed Dany saw her as the true queen and Cersei as a rebel. They viewed Danys word as law.

exactly

Should have bet her having to suck your dick on command for a month desu

You forgot
>This truly was a Game of Thrones

Isn't it only slaver's bay that's a mess? The other cities should be fine. If I was a commoner in King's Landing and could afford to travel I'd go fuck chinks in Yi Ti rather than sticking around the mess these fuckers made.

kill yourself

Bran warged into every character across all time. Westeros is just his autistic roleplay world.

Based and redpilled.

Tolkien's works will always be remembered and they came from a world of white men.

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Power resides where men believe it to be.
and everyone in Winterfell hall in that moment, supported Danny as queen, crowned or not.
That makes Gendry legitimate like Stannis tried to do with Jon at the wall.