JAIME LANNISTER IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND HE IS A STUPID IDIOT. I FUC-- EVERYBODY HATES HIM. DO NOT LIKE HIM, HE'S A STUPID INCEST FREAK WHO FUCKS HIS SISTER, WHO IS ALSO THE QUEEN. Good lay though. He died defending his queen.
JAIME LANNISTER IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND HE IS A STUPID IDIOT. I FUC-- EVERYBODY HATES HIM. DO NOT LIKE HIM...
kek
HE WAS A TOTAL BUSTA WHO WASNT WORTH SHIT. HE HAD A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T LAST MORE THAN A MINUTE IN BED.
He died defending his queen.
PROOF THAT IF YOU GIVE GOOD DICK, A WOMAN WILL ALWAYS FORGIVE YOU
JAIME LANNISTER ONCE SHOWED ME HIS PENIS WITHOUT MY CONSENT #METOO #SURVIVOR
>writes on a page using ink
>immediately flips to next page
>IMMEDIATELY CLOSES THE BOOK AFTER WRITING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Where did she learn to write with such neat calligraphy, anyway? There should be scribes for this shit
>"JAMIE LANNISTER ACHIEVED WINCEST AND ALL THOSE INCELS ON Yea Forums NEVER WILL."
>"Jaime Lannister x Brienne of Tarth: "The Man with the Golden Hand, Part 1" (erotica)"
she's a highborn lady
Well she is a highborn woman, and as she was always made fun of for her looks, most likely a bookworm who spent time indoors
JAIME LANNISTER IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I’VE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A FUGLY SLUT
someone post the first page
Why didn’t she put down that he already saved Kingslanding once from Aerys. Bran fucking knows this and everything else. Are they just waiting for greyworm and the rest to be far far far away to admit they’re happy as fuck that Jaime and Jon killed their targaryan masters.
>I'm not the only person that noticed that.
whew.
this is the only got post that has been worthwhile for a long time
>outwitted targ forces at highgarden
>attempted to save the capital from destruction
Fucking hell, Brienne is sugarcoating his story to the MAX, absolute Madlass
highborn and some quill are made a certain way so that the resulting writing is different
Euron destroyed their way back so the unsullied had to walk all the way back.
did jamie cum inside her? is she preggo?
Yep, I cringed super hard at that.
What would she have written for Cersei?
Dear diary, Jaime Lannister was not that good in bed.
Realistically he was probably shit. He's only ever fucker Cersei who got off on having her brother fuck her. He just probably pumped like a robot and finished in a minute.
Yeah no ones going to write that Barristan got raped to death in an ally by a bunch of Pakis with knives. Reminds me there never was a Jaime barristan reunion.
YOU COPIED A FUCKING REDDIT THREAD
>No mention that he killed Euron
Better entry than expected still
her dad was lord of the summer isles. thats why she is called brienne of tarth
Honestly thought she was gonna write sisterfucker on his yearbook page
I cringed at Davos' incorrect grammar quip. Double negatives were perfectly correct in old english
they are reunited boys
Cersei obviously had trained him well.