What's he thinking right now?

Are you kidding? With how fucking terrible this last season especially has been he's going to be making bank with selling the "true" ending to showfags.

He can't hear anything over his stacks of dollar dollar bills yall.

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He's thinking about Bran's tax policy.

>i'll finish the book then die so everyone can be eternally seething

>now everyone will buy the book

lel got so much money and now i can make people double dip for the true ending in the books for even more money

It makes him rage too, because he thinks he's superior.

He’s having a drunk orgy with spic whores.

I am going to make a shit ton of money when this is remade.

1. he doesn't watch got
2. he's thinking about the paycheck he's gonna get after he releases Winds tomorrow

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>What's he thinking right now?
"I'm going to dismount my Filipino ladyboy to get more crab legs."

"Those morons actually went with the story I told them, my sales will be through the roof when I release my dogshit books"

What would make a good midnight snack?

Based

youtu.be/UJOjTNuuEVw

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>I'm totally going to write a different ending that pleases everyone now that the internet will tell me what they didn't like

Live airing of a rough draft. Fucking genius.

“How many twinkies can I eat out of this beaners ass?”

>o-other writers also had unfinished work guys, it's not a big deal

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now he knows what not to do, and cash in on peoples frustration. sell it as the REAL ending

this fat nigger has type 40 diabetes. he's thinking, "wish I could feel my toes."

He's wondering if the new John Wick movie is any good.

No one but actual brainlets actually consider him Tolkien's equal, anyone calling him American Tolkien is doing it because it triggers him to no end because he knows it's mockery

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>I'm gonna make even more money once I release these books that have been finished for years

>auuuuuuuuuugh......

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Taxes

I didn't watch the final season ask me anything

Never seen an episode or read the books. Can't wait for this shit to end and stop shitting up this board

>What's he thinking right now?
Better question:
>What's he drinking right now?

he's thinking which train conductor cap he will get his hooker to wear while he cums in their ass

>I hope the Jets go to the Superbowl this year!
>I can't wait for the next season of the Last Kingdom
>And now, to write my masterpiece: FIRE AND BLOOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>Sam is based, he's right! Democracy is better!

On the one hand, he has his money now.

On the other hand, his reputation will be forever tarnished.

War bad.

>On the other hand, his reputation will be forever tarnished.

What reputation?

Wait, you're telling me people actually bought that garbage? And they made how much money?! [Pauses to convert net profit to cheeseburgers] ...so I can pretty much write anything then!
>Finishes the books in 2 weeks

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>Would be a real dick move if I died right now...

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Why do you just post lies on the internet

>Wowee, I don't have to put in any effort while finishing the books because they will still be miles better than the shit show.

>No one but actual brainlets actually consider him Tolkien's equal
After that shitshow, I wouldn't even think of him as an equal to Hugh Howey.

He's feeling vindicated after he left those arrogant hacks in the dust after season 4. He'll release the last 2 books and laugh all the way to the bank everyone praises how much better his ending was.

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It makes me rage too because I think he is superior

>HUUAAARRRRRKH OH GOD HOW CAN I FIT MORE MOON PIES IN MY MOUTH HAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH RRRRGHHGHHGHHBLAAAAGH go packers HUURRRRRRRGH

>Thanks for the beta test fuckers

>if he wont finish the books ( which he won't )
oh snap, i was thinking the same thing.

how the fuck are you gonna take a girl who I groomed to be the ultimate assassin and turn her into Dora the fucking Explorer????

>let HBO do their shit ending
>take points of what not to do and make a better ending
fucking genius

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i hope the books end differently from dumb n dumbers bullshit ending

"I'm so fucking rich"

Fuck you, I want some moon pies now.

i cringed when i saw this

grrm has said at many conventions he isnt invested in ice and fire, that its just work and a check, that his baby is that shit ass wild card series, so i doubt he gives a flying fuck

I have thousands of sexual fantasies, carefully recreating possible incestuous storylines, of all my characters, scrawled in notebooks hidden in my closet, which I hide so my bang slave will never find them.

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Finish the book? What book?

>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do qui- *has massive heart attack while taking a shit*

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he gave them the ending

Based

Imagine how cringe it would be if he actually accepted the cameo and was in a masters robe writing this book

>If I never finish the books people won't see that that's how I really intended to end it

It feels good to know the actual good edgelord American author will probably outlive Martin.

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It's a visual metaphor for the show having to finish the book for him.

"They didn't like my ending, time to write a new one and double dip the suckers."

He wanted them to set the bar low so he could slack off

$1,000,001, $1,000,002, $1,000,003....

-strained buzzing and whirring as his motorized chair struggles to remain functional- "Ah, ha ha, *munch, munch* ol' J.R.R., didn't, ah, see you come in! -burp- No please, please, [smack] sit down, sit down, there' something we, (pant) need to talk about. *farts* Heavens excuse me, oh ho! Well getting down to 'brass tacks' - or brass tax, I might say SNORT! - yes, well I was sitting, counting the money coming in from, slurp, my show - terribly taxing ah yes? - when the thought occurred me, watching that money from my award-winning show... [belch] from my, (siiippp) award, award, awar... sorry, I lost my breath, award-winning books, that I [chews] that I can't seem to recall you mentioning [more chewing] anything about Gondor's *blows nose* taxation policy. Surely I must have -releases one long wet smelly fart - missed it while glancing through the pages (cough). You did [scratches ballsack] say something about it, right? Sales tax? (sweats) Value-added tax? *licks lips* Don't just sta - oh my my heart - stand there my man, out with it! Surely the, the thought has crossed your mind?! -chuckles until accidental urination-"

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he's probably staring at an empty word document right now

later tonight he won't be able to sleep

He's thinking about food and football. He probably hasn't even watched this season of GoT.

Where are the tv adaptions of his works?

He probably doesn't care. You live to be 70 and come into "fuck you" money in the last 2ish decades of your life, you're probably more concerned about whether you'll be able to go to the Bahamas next week or to that 5-star restaurant tomorrow night.

Seriously, the fact that he severed himself entirely from the show after season 4 and the audible drop in quality thereafter is very telling. He carried that thing for 4 seasons, probably not wanting to even do that much but it was a contractual obligation, and now that he's in the twilight years of life he's probably looking to just enjoy himself, write when and if inspiration hits, and take it easy. Can't blame the guy.

>give hbo shitty ending
>they actually use it
>dabs on em with a real ending
based grrm

This is literally his plan

That writing a king is hard since you have to consider taxes

Hopefully he'll rewrite the ending for the books seeing how poorly recieved it is for being so fucking gay

No, interest in the series will die pretty quickly, he should have struck while the iron was hot

A fucking shitty young adult series is his baby? Then I can’t wait for that fat fuck to croak

>where's that grub hub order I placed?
>I wonder if there are more cookies hidden in between the couch.

Based and talentpilled

>tilts his body in his comfy couch
>lets out a wet fart
>BRAAAAAAP
>those tacos and ice tea really made a Song of Fire and Ice in my stomach
>hoho

He writing 50 pages describing a giant feast of whole roast turkeys and potatoes and delicious cakes. Delicious chocolate cakes. Mmmmm. Chocolate.

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I fucking hate this lazy morbidly obese bastard HURRY THE FUCK UP AND WRITE THEM YOU CUNT THEY'VE BUTCHERED THE ONLY THING YOU'LL EVER BE REMEMBERED FOR, FAGGOT

He doesn't need them, he gets Bardem and Viggo kino instead

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If GRRM unironically planned for this ending and he isn't just trickign D&D, he'll make sapkowski look like a fucking master

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HELP ME

I NEED A LAMBORGHINI

Where's the lamprey pie Dabid

>egyptian heiroglyphs

WE WUZ

Also is that fucking David Benioff in the background?

>"Thanks for beta testing, D&D!"

>implying he didn't use the series as a test run for the ending he wanted to do, and will now use it as a way to gauge feedback and change his ending accordingly

he's busy BRAPPING you incel, have sex

He's about to make more money off his books than ever before. People will want a 'true ending' and he will give it to them. than they will remake a few of the seasons to make it as accurate as possible.

Showfags don't read the books. People that liked the books gave up in season 4. Everyone will just read about it on the internet. I read all the books back in 2013 and sure as shit won't be getting the next 2. 4th was the worst book I've ever read.

>Stupid goyim, my little propaganda/ social experiment made me a very rich man!

With Love, George R.R. Martin.

>Viggo kino
If there's 1 actor I have respect for it's Viggo. Man only ever does passion projects, and I'm sure he had no shortage of cash cow roles lined up after LotR

At least I can't do worse than that.

youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY

don't forget the clothing descriptions, at least another 40 pages of that

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He already debunked your reddit-conspiracy, you gullible fucking idiot.

and who

are you

"I could really go for a cheeseburger right about now."

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>fuck tolkien, fuck rian johnson, fuck capeshit, and fuck the hack writers who wrote the tv adaption of my property

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>There we go, Winds of Winter is finally all done. Just one mo-HNNNNGGGG

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That's exactly what I've been thinking.

>What's he thinking right now?
"I got five million dollars. I got five million dollars. I got five million dollars. I got five million dollars. I got five million dollars. I got five million dollars."

"lol eat shit"

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youtu.be/GXE_n2q08Yw

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>new york jets

I'm the real GRRM and I actually said this.

He literally said in an interview he’s tapped out of energy on GOT and will never take on a book or project that big again. He wants to focus on small stories now or retire.

eat shit bro, that's your fetish after all

Fuck this faggot. All of the other writers wrote a ton of other COMPLETED books, and none of them, apart from peake, left their fucking masterpiece, magnum opus unfinished. Christ I hate this fat faggot more every day. The fact that the believes he’s on the level of tolkien, peake, dickens, and Fitzgerald just shows you how much of a delusional boomer this fucker is

no one cares about you m8

>The fact that the believes he’s on the level of tolkien, peake, dickens, and Fitzgerald just shows you how much of a delusional boomer this fucker is
None of those other writers took 200 pages to get to their inciting incident.

Food.

Daily remember, he's a literal boomer without kids, with fat wife, small doggies and anti-war

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Even manga takes a break when the show catches up

Fat fuck will never finish the books. This D&D ending will always trump whatever ending the ghost writer writes.

WHAT A FUKING HACK JOB

>At least it won't be hard to top that.

>THAT'S MY FUCKING ENDING YOU JEW NIGGERS

>Oh god, people didn't like it, now I can't even copy the show's ending, i'm going to need to actually write oh god oh god oh god someone bring me the milky bars.

"God I'm so fat and lazy. Why do women not like Sam? I'd sunk his dick. Thank god when me just slapping my keyboard made Tyrion, I'm a fucking retard."

Oh please, yeah it will be forgotten quicker than a wet fart, but he's gonna be able to bank on the nostalgia with how slow he writes if the fat fuck lives that long.
>"OMG MEMBER GOT?"
>"YEAH, THE ENDING WAS SO BAD, I CAN'T EVEN"
>"OMG SO TRUUUUUUUUUE. BUT THERE'S A NEW BOOK OUT WITH A DIFFERENT ENDING!"
>"OMG NO WAAAAAAAAAAAY."

"I'm not as fat as Sam goddammit"

>All of the other writers wrote a ton of other COMPLETED books

GRRM has written quite a few complete books.

More tax policy.

>What's he thinking right now?

wondering about bran's tax policy

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a song of Sneed and feed

Kek

That's why you don't trust jews or fat people.

>freshly printed book
>already has severe water damage
Samwell, you fucking sweaty pig!

will all of the Six Kingdoms and the rebuilt city, now known as New King's Landing be barrier free?

Will there be disabled parking spaces near the brothels?

Will everyone be required to keep a weirwood buttplug, so he can watch them 24/7 for....military intelligence...wink wink?

He was nothing before the show and now he will return to nothing.
I love his books, but he was a nobody prior to the show. He was just another fantasy writer. A shame, really, that he wasn't always huge, he deserves it, but he isn't, wasn't, won't, would that I could.

>Thank you, D&D, for making everyone slobber for my books just to see if I make a different ending than the one you put on screen

I need to change the ending

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>why do they keep calling me fat fuck

THIS
*INHALES*

It all comes full circle.

I didn't care about GoT until this shit show of a season getting everyone talking about it again. I am actually thinking about buying the books if the last two come out.

I should have finished that cheesburger

I thought I was angry at 4, then I read 5 and it made AFFC look much better in retrospect. FUCKING NOTHING happens in ADWD, especially in mereen, those Dany chapters were complete cancer.

But Sam is already his author insert so he basically already did?

Bacon, burnt black.

> And I visited another writer’s room as well, for another show. But if I talk about that one, they will kill me.

georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/19/more-stuff-more-nonsense/

Fucking ledditards

>2,870 days since A Dance with Dragons
FINISH THE BOOKS BEFORE YOU DIE OF FAT. YOU'VE HAD 8 FUCKING YEARS. EIGHT! AND YOU'VE DONE FUCK ALL EXCEPT FAIL WITH NIGHTFLYERS FOR A SECOND TIME AND MAKE YET ANOTHER WESTEROSI CHRONICLE THAT WILL NEVER GET FINISHED. IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN. AND STOP DOING WILDCARDS. NO ONE LIKES WILDCARDS. YOU ARE MORE CLUELESS THAN SIBEL IN A BOAT SPOTTING CONTEST. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND WRITE.

Salad dressing

nothing wrong with women loving him

>The Red Wedding was a mistake

He's missing a cheeseburger in both hands.

He's literally the Gabe Newell of literature.

absolutely based

You're right oh god

he cute

He's probably feeling vindicated.

Surely they shared their plans with him.

Surely he thought "uh... okay" while thinking "people are going to think this is stupid."

And now that the result was what he expected, he's probably nodding and going "yup, I was right. Damn. Kinda wish I'd finished that next book earlier, but fuck it, whatever."

Mother of fuck. I never thought of that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Slowly realizes that the show is over now and he can't procrastinate anymore*

He better keep King Bran canon.

"Your mouth is my toilet'

did this fat fuck just compare himself to Tolkien, Dickens and Fitzgerald?

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