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>literal namedrop
My sides are obliterated.
no fuggin wey
OOOH NONONONO
So why did they literally copy the wholesome ending of Lotr but badly?
No fucking way. Did Sam write it or something?
It truly was a Song of Ice and Fire
Imagine fucking standing for the entrance of a king who's always sitting
>b-but game of thrones is lord of the rings for adults
oh no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH MYT SIDERS
Pretty much this minus the autism.
>your trope
>and your OTHER trope
I spit out my coke from laugh when Sam said what's the title
I dare you to find me better comedy writers kin the business than D&D right now
"this has truly been a star war"- luke skywalker
AND WHO ARE YOU?
GENIUS
High iq reference
what a fucking joke
I guess at the end of the day, the real song of ice and fire was the game of thrones we made along the way
I laughed my ass off at this point. I did not expected that.
Fucking hell that was bad, like the WORST.
so thats it huh. we're some kind of ice and fire song
OH NONONONONONONO
THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT WILL ACTUALLY STILL DEFEND THIS SHOW
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A SERIES
The nightmare will never end!!!
Why isn't Tyrion mentioned? Why are they shitting on him more?
guess we some kinda game of thrones huh
Literally groaned and cringed
400 iq ending
POTTERY
BRAVO DABID
SO NUANCED AND SUBTLE
My sides left the planet when that happened what the fuck were they thinking
Finally, I have become a Game of Thrones
Meera and Jojen: To Winterfell we pledge the faith of Greywater. Hearth and heart and harvest we yield up to you, my lord. Our swords and spears and arrows are yours to command. Grant mercy to our weak, help to our helpless, and justice to all, and we shall never fail you.
Jojen: I swear it by earth and water.
Meera: I swear it by bronze and iron.
Meera and Jojen: We swear it by ice and fire.
Did D&D forget that this as well?
I mean, LOTR did this as well
Truly, it was a Song of Ice and Fire
Did anyone notice that is the same name as the books?
Wow I made a snide joke about this for weeks and it came true. I am dead inside.
>Yfw imagine that D&D must be thinking they are pretty smart right about now
>This Game of Thrones of ours has been like a Song of Ice and Fire
Who else wants to buy this series on blue ray once released?
Wait
I mean, who else wants to pirate them one at a time from redbox?
I don't get the reference, ice king vs danarrys?
Anyone got a screencap of the first page Brienne starts writing on?
You could easily tell where the fake font stopped and her writing started.
Tyrion wrote most of it and then gave it to Sam to finish.
But it's a book.
yeah but lotr is shit cause you didn't know their tax policy
I didn't mind the book being called A song of ice and fire but the first chapter being called A Game of Thrones was too much.
I made a sneed joke.
no shit its a different person writing
Who else is literally 100 times more pumped for the Barry finale?
But it was the first one to do it and was beautiful.
GRRM is a fucking fraud.
Lord of the Shit did the same thing, fuck off
If Martin ever finishes the books it'll be titled A Game Of Thrones instead
>*hits blunt *
>so then I called it a song of ice and fire
Sam is based.
Just imagining D&D thinking they're big brain geniuses for doing this is making me wince beyond belief. Christ what a meta wet fart to end this series on.
Right here, Barry is way better then this Game of Shit.
>GRRM
He didn't write this, user.
>finished it in a few weeks
they really had to get in an insult on grrm didnt they
but the name drop was solely there for a fucking reaction its awful and corny
>Arya sails to Valinor
fucking seriously
They are hiding with their wives and tequila, you will never catch them they are laughing their way to the bank this is truly a song of ice and fire of subventions !!
>FINISH THE BOOKS SAM YOU FAT LAZY FUCK
Was it really necessary for Tyrion to say this?
I actually expected Tyrion to do it during his speech
>"we are all united by our stories, our songs... we have our own song, a Song of Ice and Fire TM if you will..."
actually i think its a dig at martin, the book was finished quickly
>the queen in the north
i fucking cringed and laughed
Do they think they're lord of the rings or something?
No one of the maesters wrote it and sam helped
I started laughing midway through the episode when he stabbed Dany and didn't stop till the end of the episode.
>use Fire Blast
>miss
rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i'm gonna watch Kung Pow again tomorrow to wash myself of this shit. better story.
Well Ellie, I guess we really are A Song Of Ice And Fire by George R.R. Martin
With Master of Coin Bronn and Jon "there's still a NW" the best moment of the season, and all for the wrong reasons.
oh fuck, didn't even make that connection.
kill me.
truly it was a game of thrones
Fucking hacks criticizing LoTR, then pulling this shit.
No the next shot. She continues writing, but when it shows it, the line she's writing looks like handwriting and the three above it (which mention him being captured by Catlyn and losing his hand) are literal printed font
Is this the worst television finale ever?
TRULY WE WERE A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE ALL ALONG!
>sam looks at the screen
>we may have to make a second book
>winks at us
Based D&D dabbing on both showfags and bookfags.
It's the Jewish way.
You do know the term "Game of Thrones" was used way back in the first season, right?
It has been a long journey....one with ice...and fire....and one day all they will remember is a song that will live to tell the tale
What else would it be in? They didn't have printing presses, you dumb fucking mutt.
I meant this, but I guess it could be rationalized that she had to get comfortable writing (and somehow got worse after three lines)
At least the 's' is the same.
I near shat myself laughing at this
I guess that in the end, it really was a game of thrones
>*laugh track*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAH THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
I'm horribly confused by this picture. What is happening here and why?
Fuck John Congleton for never making another Paper Chase album.
No spics in Pennsylvania
>it's ok when tolkien does it
>dude just copy the ending of LOTR lmao
Imagine waiting 9 years for this
This was actually fucking embarrassing. I mean, holy fuck, I didn't think they would fall this far.
>some fucking maester finished the book before GRRM
tolkien did everything else right
Barry its me. Its Hank.... in a wig.
You the rules
yes it is
yes, even Arya sailing away, just like Frodo did
TOPPEST KEK OF ALL TIME
probably april fools
I can't believe they fucking did this
imagine when frodo is walking away at the end and he says 'truly it was the lord of the rings" - thats how gay this is
He managed to stick the rest of the landing
Truly it was... a song of ice and fire
FUCK tolkien and
FUCK GRRM
>not knowing that Sam is basically GRRM in the show
Its funnier when put in that perspective haha
to be fair tolkien did it first for a childrens book. its a lighthearted way to make the story seem more magical. "oh i didnt write this story, i found an odd book in the forest and translated it. the main character, bilbo, actually wrote it!". he just continued it for lotr because canonically speaking he would have no other way to tell the story
LOTR did it in every single movie.
> Dabbin cut the pan back to GRRM cameo
Yes but what is Bran's tax policy?
And he must have written it by hand instead of being able to type.
sam finished the books when George couldn't lmao
lmao did anyone see when bronn said he wanted more brothels lol like that should be a priority haha
White people doing white people shit.
>Lord of the Shit
Which is fine because the game of thrones proverb used in that episode is the reason for the title of the first book and entire series. This instance is just a cheap trope in a series that is based around trope defying gimmicks.
Moar liek a game of thrones amirite
What a time to be alive
>Tyrion not mentioned
Literally how. He was hand of the king like three times and killed his father, also a hand of the king, and he came up with the new government, and a whole bunch of other shit.
How did they get away with this?
>No "put a child inside Brienne of Tarth"
I dropped the show immediately
>8 years
So what's the problem?
That's why you don't put commoners in the small council.
fuck this shit
it was for the audience to react to, don't think about it too hard
They actually fucking did it
I hurt myself today
It's okay when Tolkien did it because he really did write the entire book in a fictional language and then translate it.
Who's the King? The guy in the chair. King's Landing will fill up with piss jugs rapidly
I'm glad the male actors at least can recognise shit when they read it.
What was the last spoken line of dialogue?
Truly this was one wacky game of thrones.
The world of GOT is flat
The fucking way she goes, Jon Snow. The fucking way she goes
JUST
holy shit lotr kicks this series ass so fucking much
>What`s this?
> A book series, still unfinished. Maester Marwyn has still two tomes....
>We`ll commision a 10 part play, get two playwrights from (((Braavos)))!
It makes sense that tolkien did it because it was supposed to be canon to our actual world. So he was the translator of Bilbos stories.
Why are you surprised? D&D forgot about him multiple seasons ago.
Well you know this is a fantasy show because the books are finished
So which maester actually wrote the book.Was it pycelle?
and who
are you
The needle tears a hole!!!
Forget it, Frodo. That's Game of Thrones.
This is NOT the same as LOTR you idiots.
“I once took a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.”
I am not joking.
To be fair, he completely lost his purpose in the books after killing Tywin
It was Inncelle.
*freezeframe*
Yup, that's me
More like...A SONG OF FARTS AND QUEEFS
Yes it is fucker, partially because Tolkien never claimed to be better than fantasy conventions.
I mean, it's a mindless dumb joke but it can be explained that they just change his name to a fake one.
>and so it was a song of fire and ice
Holy fucking shit it's supposed to be a meme not actually what happens in the goddamn episode
My sides were lost at this point and for the remainder of the episode
Sam was always a self insert for George which makes this really more pathetic.
>repeating better book lines
Bravo DABID
You know the drill
>This literal name-drop and sitcom shit took up more time than turbobased Dany
>books are finished in the show
>meanwhile, in reality....
No it's not. It's a shit-ton worse.
Gonna watch the Trilogy in the next few days just to wash my brain of this horrible affair
hey that´s from chinatow
why did sam mean by this?
haha yeah that was really funny user, hahaha
Why does the stupid whore Sansa think she's so great. The only thing higher than her opinion of herself is Arya's hairline
>it was supposed to be canon to our actual world
Wait, so our world it´s suppossed to be the result of the Daggor Dagorath?
Seems things didn´t really improve much.
love that ending
>Its ok when Star Wars does it
Honestly shit like this inspires me. If these fucking hacks can make billions of dollars writing this why can't I?
The only thing missing was a character montage during the credits (I was honesty expecting that).
>Calling it lord of the Shit
>After that abomination we just witnessed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Should've made a joke about it being unfinished. Would've been unironic kino
D&D clearly watched LOTR and said "WE NEED TO DO THAT"
Because they stole the work of someone slightly more talented than them, and because you're not one of (((them)))
DROPPED
After letting the North become independent Why didn't any the other Kingdom ask?
probably because Tolkien wasn't a fat hack who actually finished his series in a decent amount of time and had a competent director for LOTR
She's pretty hard on herself for considering their time together to be imprisonment for Jamie.
THEY.
COPIED.
LOTR.
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING HACKS. SUE THEM NOW.
JEWS ARE POISON. I SAID IT. POISON. GAME OF THRONES IDEOLOGY IS LITERALLY JEWISH "MUH NARRATIVE MUH STORY MUH MEMORY" TALMUDIC KIKERY.
Dexter still holds the title for me.
I almost cried laughing when this shit came up, literally a shitpost with a multimillion dollar budget
>because you're not one of (((them)))
Fuck you have a point there
fucking hobbit trilogy is better lol
It's just a joke you autist.
QUEEN IN THE NORF
I fucking wish.
what´s wrong with it?
Lotr isn't that great.
reading it as a kid fucked up my life and turned me into a huge nerd
fucking kek
Read the book instead. Movies are as bad as GoT
Nah, it's pretty shit, but Dexter is probably worse. At least the characters in this show got actual fucking endings
"Hey, you're awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
>Lotr isn't that great
>Reading it as a child had a massive impact and shaped me as a human
What did user mean by this?
THE TRUE SONG OF ICE AND FIRE WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY
>drinking coke
>title drop mere minutes away from the ending
Did they ran out of ideas while writting the last episode?
white people trolling brownies
if you were to ask an user from Yea Forums to craft you a shitpost ending before this season aired, without them knowing any leaks, I can guarantee you sam writing a book "I call it a song of ice and fire" would be in almost every one. Its so perfectly retarded, and is such a cheap imitation of tolkien in such a horrid way that it is entirely laughable
Heh.
That made me xd
Lol. In south central pa they've literally overrun entire towns.
Most of the episode was just Tyrion talking to jon in a room
MAXIMUM KEK WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS FUCKING TRAINWRECK?
Is this the real incel of the story? No cock To use and his only interaction with a woman failed and got his gf kill just because.
>implying Tolkien copied himself
when you accidentally skip a letter because you were thinking faster than you write and have to squeeze it in
No.
Can someone explain to a brainlet why Tyrion wasn't mentioned in it at all? Was that just a joke to throw him off or something cos Bronn looked like he was about to laugh.
>Tyrion isn't even in the book too
>for an ebin gag maymay
What the actual fuck
Your dad wasn't the CEO of Goldman-Sachs. They got where they are through sheer nepotism like most people in Hollywood.
heh yeah they need to bring in some shit coloured pocs
that always improves things
here
It's what any shitposter trying to come up with the worst possible ending would put into their design, and it's a cheap hollow imitation of LotR.
Never mind the fact we never learnt Bran's tax policy or how he ruled, so his entire shitty rant about how Tolkien never gave an explanation for why Aragorn was a good king was invalidated since we're told 'Bran is going to be a good king' by the dwarf and everyone else
> SAM FINISH THIS FUCKING BOOK YOU FAT SLOB
Jeez, this one was a bit on the nose, D&D
HOW THE FUCK WAS TRYION "NOT MENTIONED?"
WHAT DID HE WRITE ABOUT THE DEATH OF TYWIN THEN?
Literally for a joke.
They omitted the man that for all intents and purposes in westerosi history, was trialed and declared guilty of killing king Joffrey, escaped prison and murdered the Hand and regent.
TOOOOOOODDDD
great for a fantasy novel but it's for kids.
fuck genre fiction.
Imagine if D&D could write
I hope i deserve this truly i do!
I cringed hard.
B-but they didn't do it
>tfw long time Halo fan
>See the canon be destroyed and raped into a ditch
>tfw can at least take pleasure in the fact that no matter where the series goes it can't be as bad as GOT
You know what you do have to do.
The the old maester from last season wrote it
rottentomatoes.com
IT'S OVER YOU RETARDS
>4.5/5
>GOING TO BE THE HIGHEST RATED EPISODE OF THE SEASON AND ONE OF THE HIGHEST OF THE SERIES BY CRITICS
AHAHAHAHAH
Going to the moon and having functional societies?
haha what a joke. and imaging, you clowns invested all that time in this piece of dog shit
that was before the reading started, they were celebrating being there for the last time
conleth hill was going "wooo" in a funny sarcastic way
>some bricks fell on his head.
Nice dubs, and at last a silver lining.
He was the Hand to several kings and the mad queen. There's no way he wasn't mentioned
this has to be how fatty schumer is famous. although I'm not exactly sure what her uncle schlomo in the senate can offer the hollywood execs.
Wart wart wart
Yara even fucking asked Daenrys for independence the first time they met
>Varys reading what happens to him.
like there's any credit to that
Nah.
Mediocre.
YO LIL DOGGIE
>...until at last on a night of rain Frodo smelled a sweet fragrance on the air and heard the sound of singing that came over the water. And then it seemed to him that as in his dream in the house of Bombadil, the grey rain curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise.
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again.
>people with no relation to the royal bloodline end up getting the crown
When exactly did they stop giving a shit altogether about how line of succession is supposed to work? season 5 or 6? I forget which one it was that they ran out of content from the books to destroy.
>Jamie and Cersei could have survived if they stepped like 10 feet away
Jesus Christ
Top kek
Tolkienfags are so fucking retarded lmao
"The Arch Maester said it was a trilogy and the rest of the books would be out in lest than a year."
>Jamie loosened his bowels on his sister as he died.
This is amazing. What better fuck you could there possibly be?
GoT shills are genuinely embarrassing. Your show is the biggest blunder in history
>FUCK tolkien
zoomer detected, learn to read
wtf is that? looks like fuckin mike myers but its real?
The show wasn't written by GRRM, why are you so rabid about attacking Tolkien all of a sudden?
>world has jack-all season regularity
>sphere
No it's hollow, watch the intro. Really, actually watch it. The "sun" is that big gear thing in the middle of the sky.
Based message for dubs
THIS HAS TO BE A FUCKING JOKE PLEASE!!!
i cant believe they actually did this
okay so this little kid was reading a complex dark fantasy book with violence and lots of rape? seems legit
Might re-read LOTR to cleanse my palate of this shit tbqh
he´s the beast from beauty and the beast
but you can't figure out peppers you need us whitey
Thats an ice cream cone retard
in the end they truly were game of thrones
>Realises he just wasted 8 years on this shit
>Lashes out at one of the most beloved pieces of literature and cinematography of all time as a coping mechanism
Just laugh at how shit this flaming turd turned out to be like the rest of us user
>"Sam, could you take a look at this?"
>"Of course, my lord Hand"
>"Why is this one particular page very worn and dog-eared"
>"What page is it?"
>"It describes Sansa Stark's marriage to Ramsay Bolton"
>"Oh, I know that the King likes to read the book"
>"Are those stains on the page?"
there were so many jokes about this in "how will game of thrones end" threads. i can't fucking believe they did it.
It's just Valkyrie the cat
I want to lick her eyebrows
>no "a song of feed and seed"
I guess the real Song of Ice and Fire was the friends we made along the way
Halo fans in 2019 are the weakest race
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Almost as good as "We truly are...the game of thrones"
>I guess the real throne was the friends we made along the way
What is this feeling I'm having? Some where between utter disgust and amazement.
Have you not played Halo 4 and 5
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
it's the classic gotfag's first line of defense
this was so fucking bad. oh my god oh my god. i knew it was gonna be dogshit after we saw jaime and cerseis bodies...
Literally just a fucking lateral move from the time when a /got/poster warned us all that the ending would be
>Tyrion raises a wine goblet, winks at the camera, and says, "it truly was a Game of Thrones."
The Federal Government through the CIA has funded thousands of films in the last fifty years.
Just wanted to say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nowhere near as bad as this trainwreck
This shot has meme potential
Kino post.
>Walt Disney presents
It's called accepting the fundamental meaninglessness of life, and finding the absurd satisfaction in it.
ah-bloo-bloo
OH NO NO NO
AHHHHHHH
WHOAH OH OH OH WHEEEEEZE
this is the real lynchpin of why that doesn't work
every region was a separate kingdom, and they were all subjugated by Aegon
there's no way Bronze Yohn wouldn't advise Robyn to secede after the North left
or Dorne
Radmure would probably go the same way after
You can't help but acknowledge the shitpost but it still sucks so you can't be happy about it.
Embrace clown world. The time for anything good has passed, we are now on the downward spiral and have been for a while now.
80% of this episode was garbage but this scene was kino
concave earth theory
>the same "review" platform which thinks ALL of the top 25 best movies of ALL TIME were made within the past 5 years
IMDB or bust.
Based pissjug poster
*scratch*
*freeze frame*
My name is George RR Martin. This was my book. This was my story. This... was my life. I'm seventy years old. In less than a year, I'll be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet. And in a way, I'm dead already.
THIS WAS LITERALLY LAUGHED AT AS A JOKE ENDING HERE.
ok genius, you then explain to how it works then? RETARD
>and then a dragon flies past the castle and winks