What's his tax policy?
What's his tax policy?
He doesn't have one, the guard is gonna strangle him to death one second after the show's ending.
Stannis lives
everyone but his uncle has taxes
He reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good
I don't know. But a lot of the budget is going on wheelchair accessibility.
he used to be prime shota
Can he use his powers to revert back to shota form?
he's smart so probably not a socialist
incels rise up and roasties have to pay a thot tax
OH GOD HE'S SO HANDSOME
Die scum
Sansa said he can't have children. Does his cock not work or what?
not sure but I hear he hates blacks
Philosopher King, dabid has read Plato
PRIMA NOCTA
flat tax since it's the only one wheelchair accessible
I believe the correct term is Sothoryos-Westerosi
medicare for all
>KEIKAKU DOORI
BASED
every bride must be raped on their wedding by another man
Building the ice wall and making the wildlings pay for it
>tfw pod the rod is the power behind the throne
>Theres going to be some changes around here lads
They don't know about prostate milking obviously.
Begone art!
Lassaiz-faire neoliberal globalism
invasion of essos is imminant
For the rape. It was beautiful.
Bran the Eternal Virgin.
Who's going to replace him when he dies
>"there's no realistic systems in LotR"
>ending is utopian medieval state
bravo gram dabid and dun
GRRM really drove that shit down, yet in the show we don't get to see a proper explanation of Bran's tax policy?
GRRM is a fucking hypocrite.
Bran will become the literal God-Emperor.
He's both smart and moral; he realizes taxation is theft.
Pink butthole
Inept f*male leadership has left the Seven Kingdoms in ruins. Bran will have to make the hard decisions as to how to source all the money required to repay the (((Iron Bank))), and begin rebuilding King's Landing.
When Filing for Taxes:
- Below the Line Deductions are no longer applicable. This includes Standard Deductions.
>This causes riots as it results in the Whore's Penny deduction, introduced by King Robert.
- All Tax Brackets are to have 3 (eyed) % added to them.
- Removal of all Foreign Tax Credits for Income Taxes paid by Westerosi Merchants for dealings in Essos.
>Bran wants to improve the Trade Balance, therefore, removes tax benefits from dealings in other countries, and discourages imports. He also likes Walls.
this was absolutely unintentionally hilarious
An arm and a leg. If that isn't available, 2 legs works.
yep
>why do you think I'm here
What did Bran mean by this. If I was a betting man, I'd say he's manipulated everyone so Dany and the Night King would die and he could become king
>>This causes riots as it results in the Whore's Penny deduction, introduced by King Robert.
*removal of the Whore's Penny deduction
>governing
he saw it in the trees. he literally let everyone die so he could become king and it worked. what an absolute madlad
Tax breaks for every rape committed
First order new wheelchair
>LOTR lacks any sense of economic policy
>Peak of economic policy in GoT - ships > brothels
there's no better ruler than an omniscient boi
Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to George R.R. Martin, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. A Song of Ice and Fire had a very modern philosophy: that if the king was a good man, kept the peace and economics were all in order, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. George can say that Bran became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But George doesn’t ask the question: What was Bran’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Dothraki? By the end of the war, Dany is gone but all of the Dothraki aren’t gone – they’re in the city. Did Bran pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby Dothraki, in their little Dothraki saddles?
His wife's son will replace him.
>winner of the game of thrones
>gets 3 lines in the whole episode
He doesn't do shit but watch rapes, it seems. Just like Robert did nothing but fuck and drink. Bron likely sets the tax policy.
man he was so cute as a kid
Doesn't anyone realize that when Bran implies that his goal had always been becoming king, that paints him as the single most evil person in the history of Westeros?
He pretty much admitted that he manipulated the kingdom into warfare and let millions of innocents die so he could become king.
Burn the coal, pay the toll
Is he the greatest villain in the past decade of Yea Forums history?
That's just part of the tax policy.
Dare I say ourguy?
>Why do you think I came here
Can't believe nobody even noticed, how he planned everything.
>tfw the Night King was the hero all along
"......................."
>We've been reading/watching Bran manipulating everyone for years, even before he learned how to control people with his powers thanks to him being able to do it retroactively
What a fucking shitshow
Thots begone
BRAVO D&D
Pay taxes or the 1000 Dothraki left over will rape your Family
>implies that his goal had always been becoming king
dumbass
His goal was ending the war and the walker threat
Being crowned king was a necessary evil
Do any of you even understand theme?
If we're going by CK2 terms...
Medium Feudal Tax
High City Tax
Zero Clergy Tax
Because we all know as the Three Eyed Raven Bran needs all those religious good boy points.
BRAVO DABIB I LOVE YOU
woah...
That's how genes work friend. The good looking kids grow up bad, while the goblins turn into chads.
Post young bran
>It's a "what to do with the trade post set by the (((Braavosi))) merchants in King's Landing" event
What does Bran do?
Shut the fuck up, David. Your damage control is garbage.
He replies with "why do you think I'm here" after Tyrion suggests that he should be king. That definitely implies that he is saying he wanted to become king.
>1000 Dothraki
Didn't you hear user, half the Dothraki survived against the army of the dead, that's 50,000 Dothraki ready to fuck up everything that moves
Underrated.
Bran can see the future too, not just the past?
>PRIMA NOCTA
RAPE BY WARGING
9-9-9 Plan
neck yourself
full LVT and citizen's dividend
Right to rape brides
>something witty in greentext goes here
>wanted
Your interpretation of this word is the issue at hand
I want to make money. Does that mean I want to work 9-to-5 doing menial labor? No.
It's just the most effective means to an end.
Honestly I have no clue how such a dry story attracted so many complete retards.
A politics of rebuild inspired by Aragorn no doubt.
He'll probably lower import taxes and value added taxes to fastens the rebuilding of the kingdom, and probably lower the interest rates for private loans within the kingdom.
Because he's a medium he'll probably go back to a more regulated economics once the economics growth starts to slow.
And if he wants to make a dick move to his cunt sister he should change the currency of the Six Kingdom, that'll leave all the North at the mercy of foreign investors, and creates massive capital flight from the North to the Six Kingdom.
Whether he wanted or not, he still admits that he acted in a way so that moment would be reached. He is still compliant with every thing that went down and that makes him straight up evil.
>/hoc/
We all know this is the future of Sansa and Bran
always
One thing is sure. There wont be evasion.
*Wargs the dragon to attack the merchants.*
Soo....I thought Bran King was shit until Tyrion explained it and...it kind of makes sense to me now. Bran is objectively the best ruler.
>Dany massacres cities as a means to an end
>S-she's completely justified!
>Bran passively allows this outcome to occur knowing it ends in peace and the Night King's death and prevents much worse things happening
>WHAT A MONSTER
a new cuck version of droit du seigneur, in which he gets to watch every time a new bride is deflowered.
I thought you guys said you would be drinking wine and staying far away from the internet tonight?
His story was shit. Bran is the best ruler because he has fucking mind powers. He can worg into the nobility and fuck them up, he can use the ravens to scout from miles, he may be able to achieve immortality... Etc.
>more taxes on people who can walk
In the grimdarkness of planetos, there was only war...
>no "warg into your dothraki horde and rape the merchants's daughters, first night style" option
What a shit mod
It will cost you three eyes and both legs
Point to where do I say that Dany was justified? Point to me where do I even mention Dany at all?
> i DrInK aNd I kNoW tHiNgS
> Every single tactical and strategic idea he has is fucking shit yet every character has a mind-wipe whenever they think about Tyrion's battletactics
> ACTUALLY SUCCESSFULLY IMPLEMENTED FUCKING ELECTIVE MONARCHY, AN ARGUABLY WORSE FORM OF LEADERSHIP
WEW
>tfw pod the rod is the power behind
best post
Rhis, he himself said he was gonna find drogo. Probaly to worg him and use him as a tactical nuke when needed.
>lower import taxes
This will eventually come back to bite Westeros in the ass. They'll develop a long term over-reliance on sourcing what they need from Essos.
This will result in stronger manufacturing centers in Essos over the coming decades. Dany's eastern forces will likely look to go back home, knowing what Westeros is like, its environment, its people - the overall lay of the land.
Should an invasion force eventually come from the East, they'll be well equipped and better supplied to invade.
So I still don't quite understand
Does everyone, or at least the high lords at the council when they named him king, know that Bran has time travel puppeteering powers?
Me
He's just one incarnation of the Emperor.
KEIKAKU
I hate bran so fucking much.
>ARGUABLY
How's the HRE doing?
>can see anything that ever happened
>always aware of any plotting behind his back
>can control the minds of beasts and men, even across time
>implication that Drogon will be his warg-slave and a symbol of his power
he truly is a God-King
Bullshit and overpowered. I hope some guys from the west of westeros break his shit up
>implying they weren't being puppeteered by a future Bran when they said "Aye"
It's necessary with the destruction of King's Landing, economics heart of the realm, the damage done to many important city, i doubt the six kingdom would have the material and humans capacity to start rebuilding.
It would also probably appease the Essos bank that saw massive default with the destruction of houses they funded.
>he gets to watch every time a new bride is deflowered.
This Right to watch...
over and over again
Underrated post.
got thread were something else back then
I have now become the Game of Thrones!
Tax and regulate brothels
You just know.
A fucking terrible one. The Master of Coin is a brainlet mercenary.
i took it as that's what he's destined to do. his lines always make it seem like he's a fatalist.
SOME BODY, COME. COME ASSIST THE KING IN WIPING HIS ARSEHOLE. HURRY UP, HES WAITING user
GoT ending is only good if it revives branposting
>Watch’s Sansa finger blast herself
LITERALLY EIGHT FUCKING YEARS.
I just knew he was my king the moment I saw him
Much like the states, it's crippling to the middle class
>Implying Yuropoor taxes don't cripple the middle class either
Yep. I remember how badly I wanted to plow his boypussy back then.
underrated post
>being omnipotent
>still not realizing that NatSoc is the best ideology
Kill yourselves
Based.
>tfw you'd get to plow his sweet boypussy
just imagine.
"Your majesty, we really need to instate some new tax policies"
"I have to go find Drogon now"
*wargs away*
Let's enjoy one last round of reverence to our King before people stop talking about the show