I WASN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING!
I WASN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING!
Look at this dude dresses! I think he’s weird.
He's fat too. I bet he can't do anything.
youtube link?
>don't worry things can only get better from here
>sentenced to 10 years
This is what trusting authority figures will do to you
I actually believe this one.
GO TELL THAT LONG TONGUED LIAR
I bet he couldn't even get into the police academy
Within three seconds he makes a creepy af reach for the decoy.
Wonder if they ever got someone that browsed Yea Forums
>I wanted to be a cop
>well why didn’t you join the police academy?
>CUZ IM FAAAAAAT
Just wanted a hug
He only had to serve 2 and a half.
But man you can tell Hansen was feeling for this guy.
If he got to have his way with a kid he would’ve fucked up its mind for more than 10 years
hes faking it
Yeah, based on the chat transcripts it’s safe to assume he just wanted a hug.
No way this guy didnt browse these threads
>“I’m not that big but I can fit inside you.”
kek
Ah yes, the average Yea Forums poster
GO AND TELL THAT MIDNIGHT RIDER
He was gonna talk her out of it like Travis Bickle did with Iris.
How old was he? 19?
YES
I've seen a shitload of fat cops, that's not an excuse. This is America after all.
Cops aren't fat when they start, they get fat as the years go by.
Hey there tex how ya doin
>Say you weren't going to do anything
>Show up at a house to have sex with a child
I love watching people lie for no reason.