One ticket to the GOT finale por favor

one ticket to the GOT finale por favor.

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why is this viejo trying to do it fast like it's some impressive shit

they're mexican, they always work fast

>no ramen

I'm a better man for having watched this.

can someone list all the ingredients?

i've had those jalapeño chips and they are more than spicy enough already on their own wtf mexico

Jesus that is pure fire and blood(-tinged vomit)

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>white pepo be like

Does anyone know what ANY of those things he added was?

The second one looked like some sort of beans? But too light to be normal red kidney beans.

And then he was adding random sauces, and like juice at the end?

What the actual fuck? I literally don't recognise a single ingredient, apart from the crisps.

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soggy diarrhea chips

in order
chips
jicama (mexican turnip) and cucumber
cracker peanuts
tamarind chunks covered in powdered chile
thin tamarind strips rolled up and covered in sugar
salted plums drowned in chamoy (mexican spicy pickled fruit sauce, usually made from apricots, kind of like mexican umeboshi)
worchestershire sauce
more chamoy
chile sauce
powedered sugar + chile
salt
lime juice
more chile sauce
clamato (clam + tomato juice)

in order of appearance:
>chips
>cubed cheese or onions
>pinto beans
>kidney beans
>generic chocolate cookies
>dates
>collection of bottled meme sauces I have no idea
>mexican spice blend
>salt
>lemon juice
>meme sauce
>tomato juice
the salt content alone is insane

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Ah, finally AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE!

>cubed cheese or onions
>pinto beans
>kidney beans
>generic chocolate cookies
>dates
are you dumb user

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>white pepo be like we actually figured out how to preserve our meat instead of just eating it rotten and needing to soak it in spices to cover up the putrid taste

So this is the non white people cuisine that I heard so much about?

we salted and sun-dried our meat before the spanish came here user, yes

>all that "juice"
it's a fucking soup right?

fucking beaners

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nah, they don't add enough of it to completely drown the chips in it, but they do get real soggy if you don't eat 'em fast

>generic chocolate cookies
Why

anyone have the one with the shitskin making a "pizza" and throwing it into an oven that was fueled with trash?

Post the white lady that does the weird lasagna with nachos or some shit like that

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Fun fact: the owner of this pizzaria is kinda crazy and don't even take the business seriously.
Pizzas there are pretty bad but the meme still lives.

before anybody asks
>cup noodles (drained)
>mexican doritos (they're spicier and less cheesy than american ones)
>chili powder
>lime juice
>mexican kettle corn (not sweet)
>shredded cheese
>sour sauce
>chile sauce
>chamoy sauce
>nacho cheese
>more lime juice
>corn broth

t. smoothtongue

Gotcha user

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>2minutes to pour pre-cut onions and beans over a bag of chips

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I think that's Mexican turnips and peanuts, user.

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if there was less sauce i would eat this.

how are you even supposed to eat that?

FIrst of all its just a microwave

i got heartburn just from watching

its finger food but honestly youre probably better off with a spoon, i cant imagine how soggy everything would be after all those liquids

it's just standard loaded potatoes

they usually give you forks, it takes a bit to get soggy, you and a couple friends can eat through the whole thing p quickly
the leftover juice is always godlike

sneed

its like something a child would make

>the leftover juice is always godlike
if youre eating it with friends then that "juice" contains their saliva and germs from their fingers

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wtf is corn broth

looks pretty good, minus the olives

Well nothing worse than when we do bro jobs right?

I hate mexicans so much

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lol what? It doesn't have literally any of the common ingredients in loaded potatoes

Hey
kudos to poor mexicans for their ability to take garbage junk food and make more elaborate garbage

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>shredded carrots
>sliced cucumber
>sliced jicama
>pickled pork rind
>spicy cracker peanuts
>salt
>lime juice
>sugary chile powder
>chamoy
>chile sauce

jesus, a whole fucking bag of chips
you just know there's fat fucks that eat the whole thing one go

hahaha yeah what kind of pig would eat a whole bag by himself hahah makes me sick just imagining it hahah who does that

apparently you

have sex

least this one is kind of cute

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not with the hog that eats entire bags of chips, thanks

I'd give it a try

thank you I've seen this a dozen times and always wondered

>tfw no qt mestizo gf to create me unhealthy diabetic slop for me every day

>5 distinct meals in one pizza
foodkino

Chips
Onions
Dog biscuits
Dried tomatoes
Sausage
Beetroot
Every available sauce
Salt
The water he keeps his dentures in
All the sauces again
Sunny D