What? stuck in a closet and the cell phone dies...

what? stuck in a closet and the cell phone dies? this isn't a very enticing set up there's no way i'll end up whacking it to this nonsense

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Is Xev the most aesthetic girl in porn? I don't think much of the premise to a lot of her scenes but she's got a perfect look to her.

>ywn

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I think “sticky mess” ruined Xev for me.
All of her new ideas are extremely boring and anything actually kinky doesn’t feature real penetration

she has great tits and i think her smile is evil and it turns me on somehow, sorry G-d

philistine

ask yourself why you need to see real penetration.

Xev's tits are saggy and gross, her fans are autistic weirdos

i've only just realised that the silly and weird and contrived storylines are similar to the kind of thing i'd make up when i was first experimenting and perhaps thats why i enjoy it amongst other things

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Normal porn is so boring these days that I love this dumb elaborate situations and set ups. Makes it more fun.

Because it’s real.
I bet you jack off to lesbian porn

>lesbians aren’t real

Is there any similar big sister porn without too much of an age gap?

When I was in elementary school I would fantasize that me and my crush would get abducted by aliens and put into a zoo and they would take our clothes. That way banging would be pretty much inevitable. But in my fantasy I never really got past the awkwardness having to poo next to her and vice versa.

>it’s a real dick episode
immersion ruined. skipped

what a faggot

exactly this kind of thing, particularly just contrived situations which culminate in awkward nudity

Are you black or something?

are you a cuckold or something?

What?

i do the same thing bro

Same. Solo with the cam is the best

A shiny rubber dick is more immersive than a real dick?

Is this based on that This American Life episode where the reporter locks herself in her hotel closet, that was turned into an Opera? "können sie helfen mich!!"

It's not even real virtual pov if there is a guy

>It's not even real virtual

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A rubber dick can't fuck the woman even a fraction as hard as I'd want to, therefore it completely fails at immersion

>it's another incest shit thread
Ethnicity of the men behind this thread - white

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I bet you stare at the cock going in and out the whole time you colossal faggot

Based

Is there anyone more disappointing than Harriet Sugarcookie?

The girl can't fuck and doesn't appear on camera with anyone other than her pimp, who is some old man that can't deliver

Lmao but if you were naked she would see your soft penis and laugh at the size and you would never get laid then

she has that jewish je ne sais quoi that many 90s and early 2000s pornstars had. wish the guy from her videos would stop cumming outside of her by accident

She desperately needs to do a crossover with MaryJaneAubyn

fuck off tranny, I'm a pajeet. dilate and bend over

>watching pov
>pov son starts talking
Uhh, it hurts MOM. Male actors should shut the fuck up

what is her best videos? where should i start?

The itching powder one is my favorite

mixed raced here bud so go fuck yourself

Cringe

getting BTFO because you were wrong

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>White
I hope you have proof desu!!

i feel like the biggest fags ask this question. it is the easiest thing to self insert into porn

Best is mommy edges you

Xev is porn kino

but the videos with her husband's dick are horrible and ruin the whole thing

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husky manfaced cunt. fuck off beta

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wait tendies was fucking crowd funded here? i always assumed one sperg had her do it.

any other role playing porn kino???

please tell me that's for