My piss is cold. when i am pissing it is coming out cold

my piss is cold. when i am pissing it is coming out cold

wtf?

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that's odd
are you sure you're still alive?

Penis cancer. You are fucked.

it was when it splashed onto my feet. could it have cooled during the downfall?

My piss burns. What do? Never had sex.

>faggots don't even realize when they have the clap
I want virgins off my board

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When was your last penis inspection?

I HATED penis inspection day. Mr. Miller was the worst.

am i die?

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ketoacidosis

Sounds like Ebola bro
Make your arrangements

OP is actually Mister Freeze.

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ah bloo bloo

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rip me then

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Drink more water. Don't take Atb. Probably you have bladder cancer. lol

have sex

not even outside while it's snowing

>tfw piss tastes way saltier than usual
Is it because of this new fries diet I'm on?

change of diet can mess with your perception of taste so you're no longer a good judge if a taste changes
you need a control that has tasted your piss before and after you started your fries diet

any kinos for this feels

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I keep getting brain/head buzzes, but the doctor says I am fine.

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Bro I think you are dead

rip user
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Well, it's stored in your bladder which means it should be about body temp, not going to cool down that quick. You might be dying idk

have you tried sex?

everytime i cum it feels like it doesnt come all out, like some cum is still inside, shit sucks man

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