How would YOU have killed off the Night King?

Ambush and kill his tax collectors

With an avalance, he wouldn't see THAT coming

I wouldn't. Best ending for the show would've been if he won.

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>bran is the NK theory
>NK kills bran
>and then immediately dies right after
>because of time continuum bullshit

only issue is i'm not sure how the audience finds out since bran is dead. i guess sam could just walk out and say "oh yeah i read a book that said something about that..."

>Night king slowly walks toward bran
>Slowly reaches for his sword
>Just as all hope feels lost, Arya comes running and screaming from behind
>Kicks the Night King right between the legs
>Everybody stops fighting and goes “Oooooh!”
>Camera cuts to every main character as they cringe
>Bran says “I did not see THAT coming!”
>Night king looks into the camera cross-eyed and says “right in the ice cubes!”
>Night king falls over and disintegrates
>All the wights die
>GRRM walks onto set, turns to the camera, winks and says “My, that WAS a game of thrones, wasn’t it?” as a twinkle in his eye and the camera zooms out
>Roll credits

With avada kevadra

His followers loved him and were willing to die for him

Make a deal. A couple human male babies every year and you fuck off back to the lands of always winter. That or Jamie stabs him in the back. Whatever.

He dies from getting his fingers cut off with a broken sword in a clash with a John Sneed

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Jon was the Prince that was promised to him. Jon should've been given to him as tribute, thus becoming the new Night King and reforging the sacrifice pact with humanity.

>"Father... Is it... Over?"

I forgot, what did they even use the babies for?

diabetes

They couldn’t reproduce, so instead they took Craster’s male babies and turned them into white walkers.

The White Walkers are climate change. Following through with that, there’d be no defeating them. They’d mostly win, wipe out most of Westeros, survivors migrate to Essos. Moral of the story: humans didn’t get their shit together and work together fast enough to stop this threat.

Dragons are nukes. They’d also fuck shit up, King’s Landing massacre could have still happened but BEFORE the White Walkers get there, just to drive home the point that people were busy warring with each other instead. The Song of Ice and Fire should’ve been apocalyptic, a warning about the two greatest threats we face: nukes and climate change.

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Who cares?
Episode leaks fucking when?
Also
>John... There must always be a NK...

Obviously a one on one battle

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Oh, I assumed they were immortal and we were seing the original batch. Seems like the should have been more of them then

Ours is the last laugh!

I fucking hate Roper. What a bullshit boss/level.

>went too down south conquering everything
>melted away into nothing

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wait that doesn't make sense. Are you saying undead babies mature naturally into undead adults? Or they raised them as white walkers and then converted them once they reached adulthood?

aha my peanus weanus

>Night King finds Bran at the weirwood
>Theon confronts him with Iron Islanders
>Night King kicks Theon in the crotch
>Theon smirks and kicks back Night King in his crotch
>Night King utters first line in series, "OOF, right in the snowballs!"
>*sliding trombone noise as he and all undead fall to the ground clutching their privates*
>Ghost covers his eyes with his paws

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where the fuck is my flaming sword pulled from the breast of a dead lover?

Bran wargs into him. Takes over his body, can't leave because magic, and just goes far North with his undead army. He says that evenutally the spell keeping them alive will wear off, but it will take hundreds of years.
The NK loyal generals try to kill him, but Bran/NK quickly kills them.

shut the fuck up

Stannis kills him, but only after the Others/WW have ravaged the entire continent

The night king turns the baby into a baby White Walker, which grows up into a regular White Walker.

He should have married Dany. The Mad Queen and Night King would have made Westeros great again.

lock him in a metal box and throw him to the sun

10/10

Unironically would have had Jaime kill him in battle while dying in the process

womp womp

Jaime the King Slayer obviously I can’t believe they didn’t do that

so they're immortal but also age naturally? bravo GRRM

lol

Rap battle between him and Bran

Not introduce him into the story whatsoever, seemed pretty useless to have him in there to begin with, really.

More like they cap out. Sort of like Tolkien elves.

>Ours is the last laugh
I don't understand this meme. Stannis is a Baratheon, his words are ""Ours is the Fury". A google search for ""Ours is the last laugh" doesn't return anything except this meme. Stannis doesn't laugh at all.

tpbp

By that point in the show it was already too fucked to work. I'd need to change some shit that happened beforehand too.
>Stannis never burns Shireen, faces heavy losses at Winterfell but wins thanks to Jon and reinforcements joining after Jon's res
>Northmen are grateful to Stannis, but Melly and her followers are shaken by the fact he would have lost without Jon; Melly realises maybe he's PtwP
>Dany shows up; Jon has to play peacekeeper between her and Stannis, Melly immediately starts bootlicking dragonqueen, Dany being surrounded by Northmen grateful to a Baratheon aids her descent into, "No-one loves me, let it be fear then," later
>Shenanigans ensue, ultimately ends with it becoming clear to everyone that Stannis is not and never was Azor Ahai, Melly and her followers (including Selyse) completely turn on Stannis after she sees Jon and Rhaegar in the flames, Davos and Shireen beg him to abandon the North but he stays because he is the rightful king and the rightful king's first duty is defending the realm
>Dany is still completely ineffectual, Arya, Sansa, and Bran help Stannis (driving more of a wedge between Jon and Dany), Stannis kills the Night's King but he dies doing it, bringing his arc full-circle
>Is hailed as a hero and worthy of being called Protector of the Realm, Dany descends further as she has to sit there and watch her would-be people praising another Baratheon despite how much she lost in the fighting, Jon gets another lesson in duty over honour
>Before the battle Davos was ordered to get Shireen away; this comes up later when (after they take King's Landing) Dany says she needs to find Shireen and make sure she doesn't pose a threat to her rule; this is the final straw that causes Jon to kill her

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cool

White walkers aren't undead, they're more like magic bastard ice fairies.

Real quality post there kiddo

Are you autistic?

Stick a finger up his bum to make him drop his spear and run home

this, but unironically.

Ours is the last laugh!

he would have melted after seeing my Daenerys

but seriously this .

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I would have let him win
>but you have to kill him
Fine, some of the key fighters take out some walkers, letting Jon and Arya catch up to him before he gets close enough to Bran. They then duel him Phantom Menace style and beat him.

Possibly. I genuinely don't understand the meme.

Raped to death by niggers

They've already stated that those dead body figures don't mean anything - they were simply done to convey the idea that white walkers are sapient and not just a bunch of zombies

Based and Stagpilled

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Jon, Jamie with flaming sword and Theon trying to protect Bran.
Jamie gets knocked out, Theon dies, Jon gets the kill.
It wouldn't make sense for the NK to end up in that 3v1 situation but oh well.

The Night King pulls out his sword and knells before Bran, presenting it to him as a symbol of fealty. Bran proceeds to warg into the NK and blows everyone the fuck out

Here's my take on that.
>DnD think the WW are the final villian so they market and write the show accordingly
>GRRM eventually gives them his book outlines and they're not
>cue massive course correct that we are seeing in this and the last season

Books will probably go WW>Euron/maybe Cersei>Dany, so what we got is sort of accurate but terribly executed.

Do you know what it means to have the last laugh?

Have it parallel with the story of the Lord Commander who is disliked on the wall for marrying The Other woman and the only way to stop The Night King's attacks if if someone is selected as his bride to form some sort of peace treaty.

hitting him in the ice cubicles obviously

Him sitting on the iron throne would be the most kino final scene possible.

The final battle would be at the Great Hall. The Night King sits on the Iron Throne. He looks at Jon and says his first word: Stark.

I had a theory based on literally nothing but the fact that I thought it would be cool that the Children of the Forest intended for the Night King to be defeated by man, but killing him would set off a kind of huge magical explosion wiping out all humans and white walkers so that the CotF could reclaim Westeros as their own.

Fantasy genre seems to have a persitent problem with its anti-bird bias.

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It's been years since I read the books and I've forgotten a ton of shit but I'm sure I remember believing that Euron was connected to Brynden and had his own plans for the Others, I just can't remember the details of why.

Yes. I still don't see why the meme changed "ours is the fury" to "ours is the last laugh" for a character who is notorious for not laughing.

>dance off bro!
>stard dabbing on the motherfucker
>while he is looking at me dumbstruck, Arya stabs him in the balls

Knock him down, and I kick him in the balls, and keep kicking him until he was dead!
Kick him all to pieces.

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Having the last laugh has nothing to do with literally laughing (just like something being a piece of cake has nothing to do with actual cake).

Why didn't the Night King fly his eagle to King's Landing?

Memes aside what was Bran doing during the entire siege anyway?
I thought he had to be ready, but he just spent browsing the internet and being bait.

That story is already basically Jon, just with the WIldlings instead of the Others
>Fell in love with the enemy
>Tried uniting two opposing worlds
>Killed as a tyrant

Night King is a pretty cool guy. eH pierces iron with a wooden stick and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Jon in a straight up fight. Not everything has to be a an epic twist.
That would make Dany envious ("war hero") and set her up for mad queen ending.

Jamie, Arya, Jon, and the Hound take him on while Tormund and others fight off the walker generals.
All main characters get at least one good stab on the nk, giving him a limp, or stabbing him through the chest and beating him to the ground. In turn he kills Jon (again), cripples Arya, cuts off one of the hounds hands, and dies in a double kill with Jamie

...and the next one, ad infinitum.

You don't. What I would do.

>reverse the arc order
>Cersei gets dealt with first
>stronger and united humanity vs the Night King
>more competently directed episode 3
>some "resistant to dragon fire" trump card plays out, excellent he actually spears the last dragon and Dany falls down crushed under his weight
>deadly combo of Arya and Jon face off against the Night King, but fail
>Night King approaches Bran and touches him
>Bran's eyes turn blue

Fuck your happy ending.

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Lol get btfo retard

I know it's an expression. It doesn't fit Stannis. His family words fit just fine. His family words were modified unnecessarily in this meme. Why do you assume that I don't know what having the last laugh means when I say clearly, and repeat clearly, that it just doesn't fit Stannis. Honest question, are you autistic?

I pefer to think of this rewrite as the canon youtu.be/k7m6HP95EDM

Because you keep suggesting that having the last laugh involves actual laughter and that shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what the term means. This isn't difficult to understand. Stannisfags have spent years saying the writing is shit, and people have laughed at them for it. Now those same people are saying the writing is shit, and Stannisfags are having the last laugh. I see now you're not autistic at all, you're just fucking stupid.

this is the real ending GRRM envisioned

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The same way but Arya actually has to fight him and loses, but drops the knife so theon can finish him.

>Bran gets throne and selects his council
>Everyone is celebrating that everything is finally over, until suddenly the atmosphere turns to dread
>A guy looking similar to The Night King along with two others but sporting different colours appear. They demand to see Bran
>"You killed one of us but be warned, he was the easiest of the five of us." They call themselves: The Dawn King, The Twilight King, and The Dusk King
>Close up on Bran's face with an OH SHIT expression
>Credits roll

based

fucking retard

>The Dusk King

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>Jon hiding from viserion
>flames keep him behind the wall
>no chance to do anything
>holding tight to the wall with eyes closed hoping this breath doesn bring the whole castle down
>looks down
>wall section was breached, hand was exposed
>not burned. he looks at it incredulous
>he moves his hand and sees a hand shaped unburt section of brick.
>Jon dives at Viserion with everything he has
>flying through flames, he lands a slash that embeds his sword in the roof of Viserion's mouth
>dragon falls.

Meanwhile

>Drogon breathes fire at NK
>NK standing there smirking
>flames die away
>Jon standing there behind the NK longsword through his gut
>Dany sees proof that he is a targ
>Bran says some cryptic shit about fire burning away green living things as well as the chill of death. gives us a little more NK lore

Or, NK is about to get to Bran
>Instead of Arya casting Whisper and putting all her points into sneak
>She Throws her custom spear at the NK from across the wood
>He catches it midair like he does
>He catches the outside, the center portion slides forward, piercing his chest with shards of dragonglass

That's better payoff. If they are gonna do "hurr she just outsmarts him with a fancy trick" then make it a good trick. add scenes where Arya is asking wildlings about the NK, gathering Intel

Stop writing your book summaries here George and just fucking finish them

It's kinda like waiting collective for the New Year (or Xmas) at this point.

>night king
>existing in my GOT universe

Night king was created by D&D for Kit harrington to give staring faces at.

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Night King is technicly real in the books, we just dont know if he is actually the leader of the Others.

with sneed

Maturity is realizing the NK is the hero of the story.

What did Brann contribute to the overall story of GoT?
Hell what did the hunback character add?
In retroaspect even Jon's story with the wildlings was just filler.

>dragon swoops in and picks him up
>flies into the sun
Was that really so hard?

>Dany doesn't believe Jon and goes straight for kings landing
>In the middle of the war The night kings army comes south and kills everyone
>roll credits

that sounds great. Jon and Jamie teamup against duel-wielding NK when?

It’s literally in the symbol of Phi, the golden ratio, oneness, eternity, a never ending cycle ...

The same symbol will be seen at the end of tonight’s episode

Sauron busts in and smashes the nk with his big mace then teabags jorah's corpse

I would have camped on the top of a tree in the godswood and shot him with a dragonglass arrow.

I don't know but it would have been something really epic considering what he did to humans, that zombie child screaming monstrosity really set up the whole thing up for a failure didn't it. You can't kill Hitler with an uppercut after what he did can you?

This should have been it really. GoT was about petty politics crashing into the existential threat of death manifest in the white walkers. The ending should have been a massive reckoning of this fact, with armies and dragons and the rest useless against it. It should have been soul-crushing to watch as no one believed Jon Snow and meeting gristly ends. The horrors alluded to in the first season about Winter should have been shown, conveying the utter hopelessness of it. The end should have been Jon Snow, walking alone in a wintery Westoros in this terrifying darkness, monologuing about how life and death puts things in perspective. No explanation about the NK, the white walkers, just a demonstration that life is fleeting and death can and will come to fuck you up, there is no escaping it.

literally this, that would've been the biggest "subvert expectations" of all, have us think this is a battle between good and evil, when really it was a battle with nature, and everything that's happened has simply been part of the natural cycle and all this struggle has just been human vanity, who think they're in a war between light and darkness, when really its part of a cycle of ice and fire.

Like this
webmshare.com/play/j3Jw6

He didn't even die in a cool way just disintegrated like the other white walkers same scream and everything

Imagine the scenes, king's landing has just been broken into, one of the dragons has already been shot down by ballistas, the other two are flying. Night king's army approaches from behind, silently, without warning.
Some of kaleesi's troops at the back happen to notice the wights coming out of the forest edges, they scream and start running for the fallen gate, trying to go inside, a crush ensues, they start killing their fellow soldiers just to escape the undead. The millions of wights that have been accumulated on the way down from the wall swamp them, covering them with a mass of tearing bodies. The night king raises his arms slowly, and the dead from inside and outside the city walls rise, as does the fallen dragon.
The NK mounts the undead dragon and attacks the next dragon, killing it quickly with an ice lance, and raises that one too. With two dragons pursuing her, kaleesi flees, her army sees this and gives up hope, soon becoming submerged beneath the mass of wights.
More and more of the dead are raised, flooding the streets of king's landing as cersei watches from the red keep in horror. The hundreds of thousands of civilians join the ranks of the undead and all move towards cersei's outpost.
She decides to use the old tunnels to escape, and travels through them with her personal guards and the mountain. She reaches the coast and takes a boat out to Euron's ships, they sail together towards Essos, knowing that it is only a matter of time before the night king finds a way across the narrow sea, knowing that his power grows with each corpse he converts to his control.
The scene returns to kaleesi, she's lying under a fallen drogon in a forest, her legs crushed and useless. The night king lands near her, stands over her and smiles slightly before slowly pushing his lance into her chest. She coughs, splutters up blood and then her eyes change.
1/2

Jon Snow and his Valaryin sword, his victory would've proven his rightful place as King.

In king's landing, the streets are occupied only by the living dead, wistful music plays, reminiscent of the stark theme, and the camera views the passing stream of plodding expressionless wights, a cold mockery of their living selves mere steps from where they had lived out their lives. A hefty red-bearded wight trudges out of the line of sight, and behind him the mournful withered face of a frozen-blooded Jon Snow traipses onwards, to march for untold eons.
Fade to black, and silence.

What did hitler do, apart from make germany the most powerful country in the world as it always was destined to be.
He went to south america to live anyway, even the feds admitted as much.

You are auto-kicked from the server if you camp for more than 60 seconds.

I don't watch got but with tv discussing it all the time is more like I watch it more than people who actually do.
So, I'd save him as a last menace, reason for every character and power to unite under the banner of the living with 99% of main cast dying in battle barely winning with dragons, fire, dragonglass and all magic and gods help possible with show ending on a unresolved cliffhanger with settlements without leadership slowly freezing with finally arrived winter. I guess that sunny country where princess was hiding would be okay. But other than that.

Can you find a way to kill the sunny country where the princess was hiding, it's the most annoying region in that world.

Why didn't the Children if the Forrest put in a failsafe so they couldn't retaliate?
Are they bad at magic or did the gods interfere?

He did start a global scale conflict, I do realize you deny holocaust and all that jazz, but do you really deny that he started a world war? Are you mental?

England and France declared war on him which is what started ww2.
There was no world war before that.
If you want to go one step further back, poland was deliberately goading germany after it had sought the backing of russia, the communications of which are in historical record. Poland thought they could beat the weakened germany and had deliberately abandoned diplomatic channels, refusing any compromise and killing german civilians within occupied territories.
They were surprised by the forces that germany mustered, having believed them more or less defenseless after the humiliating conditions of the versailles treaty, but were crushed within 29 days.
Can go back further still if you like.
You should read facts rather than propaganda.

Basically

>I'm a genius
>Oh no!

>How would YOU have killed off the Night King?
Why would I do the job to kikes were paid millions $ to do and didn't bother

The good guys can't lose, be reasonable and realistic with your answer

Get Ballista's tipped with dragonglass and fire at him from a safe distance

>They call themselves: The Dawn King, The Twilight King, and The Dusk King
Los Hermanos de la Noche Rey

The good guys lose all the time in GoT. Stop being a niggerfaggot.

>random shitposters understand this
>showrunners do not

I still don't understand how they could fuck it up this badly

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Night King looks so sad and lonely as he watches Arya's knife fall.

So in your world view, England, France and Poland should have been defeated with an uppercut not with something more substantial or epic, just to bring this conversation back to the original track before you fly off the handle...

>GoT is actually a Keys to the Kingdom prequel
So Bran the Builder is the Architect?

I really enjoy this, it would upset the normies but at least there is a clear message and meaning to having such a bleak ending
Learn to fight together or all die together

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O-OURS IS T-THE

LAST
LAUGH

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The white walkers should have won, and all of essos should have been infected with grey-skin disease.

Night King can only be defeated by Nightman, but only after he pays the troll toll.

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That actually would have been a patrician ending. A mass exodus out of Westeros by all parties who are capable of leaving. The throne that a continent had been at war over for intermittent decades left abandoned to some blue asshole. Nobody but Stannis seemed to take the situation at the wall seriously, and for their negligence, none of the people vying for the throne would ever have it. Dany goes back across the ocean to where she started. There's a refugee crisis, and eventually a new throne for everyone to fight over for a century until the Night King makes his way there too, because they learned nothing. That's the Game of Thrones.

Yes, but they can't ALL lose, which would be the result of the night king "winning". Stop copping out because you can't think of an actual good end for him.

maybe in another life

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>same situation in the show
>zombie dragon is wrecking havoc in the fortress
>NK is staring off Bran
>Jon confronts the dragon and stabs its heart with hsi sword in an epic fight
>NK crumbles as teh dragon dies

Solved.

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to make a really crazy storyline, all the refugees could be males between the ages of 18 and 40, fighting age, and when they arrive in essos demanding free shelter, food, clothes and everything else, they start gang raping and murdering, spreading diseases and generally shitting up the whole of the essos civilisation.
haha, that'd be cool.

S U B V E R T E D

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I would have taken care of him Friday the 13th Part 6 style. Tie a big chain attached to a rock around his neck and drop him into a lake.

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Wouldn't the Essonians immediately band together to throw them out after the problem became apparent?

but they put the artillery IN FRONT

Would have been based

how can something be based and cringe at the same time, im going crazy

I'd let him win.

Firstly,

Write it in that the walkers need to be near their wights in order to control them in battle. That way the walkers would actually be involved and all of the trained swordsmen you had given valyrian swords and placed them at Winterfell could actually use the Valyrian swords to duel the White Walkers. That way the undead army would be beatable and it would also then make sense for the Night King to actually enter the battle.

Secondly, there needs to be a better motivation for the Night King to be pursuing Bran that isn't just "Death is being forgotten. The Night King is death and Bran is memory." This is bro-existentialism and it's shit.

Thirdly, I would have had someone fulfill The Prince That Was Promised prophecy. It's not just a prophecy it's a plot device that the entire story has been constructed around. You get rid of it and the structure collapses and you're left with a disjointed mess. People talk about Game of Thrones subverting expectations. You don't subvert expectations by abandoning all the previous writing. That's not what subverting expectations is. You subvert expectations by setting one thing up somewhat obviously, and then following through with another thing that the viewer or reader can then see makes sense upon rereading or re-watching. That is how you subvert expectations. For example, the one to kill the Night King could have been an individual who acts villainous but when the time comes for him to do something genuinely evil he can't do it and he ends up doing something heroic. I think that Jaime should have been the one to kill the Night King.

Although I also had a real soft spot for the vision of Jon Snow taking on the mantle of Night King and leading the dead back north beyond the wall. We could have had a scene where he walks through the ruins of the wall, alone and surrounded by the dead, and finds Ghost waiting for him.

I wouldn't. Id have him win.

He wrapped the stick in his ki to make it super hard just like how Goku does with his pants.

>don't mean anything
>convey the idea that white walkers are sapient

So they completely failed? If they don't actually mean SHIT, then that does not show sapience DABID

YIKES, THAT'S GOTTA HURT

A finger in the bum

Have Jon kill him in a 1v1 duel.

Diabeetus. Night King must lose turdy pounds in one mont to be eligible for weight loss surgery.

I would have a sudden and subtle bright flash in the sky (think Kennedy and Heidi) wipe the Nightking and his army out of existence as if they were never there, with everyone looking shocked at what could have possibly just happened.

People would theorize that the Lord of Light himself intervened or Bran used some weird time magic but it would never be answered.

In the final scene of the show the light would flash again and an icy wind would blow leading some to believe he had reappeared just as easily as he vanished.

kek, I don't know which I like more.

death of snu snu

Wasn't there a quote by Martin that his ideal ending poetic to the saga is a snowy field with the graves of all the characters?

don't forget that the Night King is voiced by Alan Rickman

I would have asked Arya to kill the Night King before the Battle of Winterfell occurs, thus saving lots of people from death at the hands of the Night King and his army of White Walkers and wights. Just have Arya teleport a good distance behind the Night King so she can throw her dragonglass or Valerian blade at him before the Winterfell commanders implement their disastrous defensive strategy.

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves.

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Anal rape via Popsicle

This but just as it seems like Jaime is going to finish him off the NK does some ice magic shit and incapacitates him
cue Jon coming in and having a 1v1 with NK to complete the fire zombie vs ice zombie motif and Jon ends him by commanding Drogon to fire in his direction which also reveals his true heritage when he's unflinching in the face of dragon fire

probably completely different ending in the book though since he might not be a targ but this works fine for the show imo

Stone-Cold Stunner that jabroni and snap his hand off to use as a super-chilling beer holder

one would think so

Targaryeans are impervious to dragonfire?

I said something like this in a previous post, like before the third episode aired, if I remember. But some guy said something snarky like the Night King would fly his dragon over to Essos or the White Walkers would build boats. Something like that.

>let him come to kings landing
>let him take control of the mountain
>have the mountain rape cersie on the thrown
>then kill him and lets all her zombie allies and armies fall to dust
>claim victory without "bloodshed"
>dany's dream still comes try.... but its snow and dust, not ash.
>the end

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no but it would mimic Dany and be pretty cool to watch
it's TWD: medieval edition anyway so this it's fine to bend the material if it means a good spectacle

what was bran doing the entire series?

Love it. Jamie has been a consistently good part of the show.

I wouldn't. The show should have ended with the long night starting and almost everyone dying

>the Night King makes his way there too
He was created to rid Westeros of people
He wouldn't have ventured past that

The world is left with its main continental mass scarred and plunged into eternal desolation, while the rest of the surviving world fights for the scraps

Tirion! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own.

>>Ghost covers his eyes with his paws
kekked

>NK has now access to all of humanity's memories
>He learns about friendship and love
>His heart melts
roll credits

Co-ordinated attack with the '3 heads of the dragon'. Find out where the fucker is and roast him, I don't think the books will do this 'pyramid' thing where killing the first kills them all. In the show NK would be smart and keep the fuck away from combat. Do random mass rezz as needed, basically he's unbeatable WITHOUT dragons for air superiority, mobility and attack.

This, the children basically have a massive proxy war to get their continent back. RIP all the first men who at some point had to do inter-species breeding in-order to have warg magic/that initial pact. Maybe Bran the builder was the bad guy all along, the wall was to keep out the children as well. But then why would first men keep weirdwoods anywhere, they know the children use them.