What's it like to watch movies, niños and flicks with a GF?

based pussy whiffer

good luck paying attention to any movie you actually want to watch
you'll end up having sex half way through and won't be able to watch

Its a Martha Stewart thing. Rational people think its dumb.

>what kind of girl lets people take photos of her in these positions?
Female friend. Probably a private photo for her boyfriend who he then promptly uploads to IMGUR, and the rest is history.

>Taking up space
>Women need something in their field of vision constantly in order to avoid having an introspective thought
>They need us more. Don’t forget it.

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>niños
basedamente

dunno

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I don't know what ninos is, but it's generally good. I have a beamer and only ever use it when I have people (=chicks) over. Otherwise I watch it on my laptop because the setup takes 2 minutes more than I'm willing to care.
Generally I'd say the company doesn't make too much of a difference, but not sleeping alone is better than sleeping alone, so I like to invite girls over

> wife stops the movie to comment on it all the time
> I just want to watch it

Whats it like to be with a girl?

who are you quoting?

this. my gf usually has my dick in her mouth while we're watching tv and it's distracting

annoying as fucking shit when they pull out their phones during "boring" scenes or start asking questions, like the fucking director made the movie a certain way, if you have fucking questions wait for them to be answered by the movie and if you missed something pay fucking closer attention you bitch
the only way to enjoy a movie experience without the above annoyances is at a movie theater because then they're forced to shut up and pay attention

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drama vs. blowjobs
sometimes the cost outweight the benefit, sometimes not

it's a literary tool for story telling, lurk more, this is a thing since about 12 years (indeed, academically speaking it's most likely the most important innovation in literature in this decade, but nobody would consider it that way since it's from le Yea Forums)

So pick the mid/high escort route then huh.

it's great if you don't date a retard like most of the people here seem to do

Girls in overalls my new fetish

Jesus Christ she's already hitting the wall.

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I have the pic on the right saved on my porn folder. I have no more to say.

haley lu a QT!!!!!

So how come all women you know are retards who apparently take phone calls during a movie?
The meme that all women are one character type isn't particular great, so don't go down that route in aswering

>the meme that women are one character type
yeah and black people at theaters don't ever talk loudly or shout at all, fuck you queer

You're not supposed to watch anything. The tv is just a prop to get close with your gf, giving her a proper warm-up setting and be more willing to get fucked.

It's the other way around. You watch a movie to consume another mans art and pussy is but like the soft drink on the side, providing a round warm boob to hold on while you fall asleep thinking about that burning building you just witnessed being portrayed on screen.

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Fucking terrible. Even worse with a wife. They spend the whole time getting mad at you for not listening to them talk about their boring day

They call it Netflix and chill for a reason--you get to have sex

who is this girl who clearly wants to be mounted

>watching a movie with my 1/4 black blue eyed gf after work lying on the couch
>we both know this is just a matter of time before we fuck
>spoon her while talking shit about the movie, both drunk and kind of high
>start playing with her boobs over the shirt at first but start putting my hand up there eventually teasing her hard nipples
>move down to playing with her pussy first over her jeans, then over panties and then under until she can’t take it anymore
>make out and fuck like wild animals for over 30 minutes because I’m drunk, on kratom and an ssri meaning I’m pretty much a porn star when it comes to lasting long
>finally cum insider her while watching ratitoulli and she just lays there for 5 minutes in a state of ecstasy, if I even touch her she has a minor orgasm and quivers around
>have to rewind the movie until we got to the part we both remember
>cuddle and wait for her to fall asleep and carry her to our bed and kiss her forehead before getting in myself
I fucking miss having a gf.

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Funny something that feels and looks so good smells so bad. OP pic looks like she's trying to fart though.

How the fuck do I get a girlfriend.

It's alright. Mine would always get really horny and try to fuck me during them though, haha.

Blowjobs from pro's are earth shattering. Felt like my nuts were exploding last time I had one. Why can't normie girls suck dick?

Me too, she always fell asleep on the couch and I had to carry her to bed 9/10 times. Luckily she only weighed 90 pounds

pointless. Anything she'd actually want to watch isn't very interesting, and regardless she'll be on her phone for most of it. More enjoyable to watch good kinos by yourself. You can watch flicks with your gf.

Why are women so disgusting?

She was like 5’6” so she weighed around 110 or so.

The fuck is this shit? Why is there teeny weeny pictures in gigantic frames? What muppet thought this was a good idea??

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90-115 prime chick weight range. Maybe 120's if they work out

my gf is 5'9 and weighs like 145. 34DD tits are heavy

Annoying

>ask gf what we should watch
>”dunno user lol, I like everything xD”
>pick something safe and mainstream just so she won’t get bored
>she’s on her phone at every important scene and keep’s asking what happend
>she starts playing with the cat during the climx
>she has to pee every 10min
>I end up finishing the movie alone even though Ive already seen it
>gf still enjoyed herself....

what the fuck was meant by this??

Tall enough to carry that weight. I personally prefer petite girls because I'm 6' 155. Used to be 145, miss the Mick Jagger body. Don't drink bros

Get off this website. Lift weights, go outside, stop doing any drugs/drinking and tell the truth. That’s literally it. Women are 51% of the population.

>>she has to pee every 10min
Why aren't you going to the bathroom with her and licking her pussy clean you low test faggot

What kind of bone frame do you have dude? I’m 5’11 and 160 and look anorexic. That weight at 6’0 seems like starvation tier.

I still look thin but my gut is bloated now, I even quit drinking for months on end. Only I notice the weight change but I hate it. I either look starvation tier (145) or I look kind of round like Paul McCartney. I have to kind of starve myself to look good. Sucks, but better than letting myself be a fatass.

>The best way: she is quickly asleep and you can watch the movie in peace

Thankfully this happens pretty often in my case. It also means that I choose whatever movies I want to watch because she'll be snoozing 10 minutes into it

god i wish that were me

It sounds like your bone density is just low man. That’s like lanklet tier being so light at 6’0.

Maybe bone density is low, I don't know. All I know is i wish i was back at 145 or muscular. Have a very hard time putting on muscle. The irony is i should probably put on more weight, I don't think girls like the lanklet look.

I don’t have a bathroom

Lift weights and eat food man. You should be around 170 in muscle at 6’0.

why are women like this

I'm starting to gear up for that. Turning 30 next month and having a sort of 'mid life' crisis. Want to be fit when I'm middle aged, I've been a cardio freak all my 20's, I think it's time for weights. Any tips for beginning? Anything I can do at home?

SS and GOMAD

Will look into those, thank you

fpbp

To be fair most Yea Forums posters are barely out of high school.

this girl does not look good doing this
stop posting it

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This kills the incel.

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I dont think I'll ever know
time to kms with a braphog

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