HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

it's basically Fortnite in book form

youtube.com/watch?v=DBk1Mrb4RyM

I really liked this film.

Fake and gay

Source: OP's ass

Nice blogpost faggot

the progenitor of the glib fascimile adapts
the doorstop by the prince of painful sincerity
how le ironic

For fuck's sake, not this cuck

s needless to say, it looks like cringe is back on the menu

DFW is a shit writer though

>Elizabeth Debicki as Avril
>Liam Neeson as Himself
>Amber Heard as Madame Psychosis
>Channing Tatum as Orin
>Danny De Vito as Mario
>Jonah Hill as Pemulis
>John Cena as Don Gately
>Rooney Mara as Kate Gompert
>The Rock as Steeply
Who plays Hal?

>Danny De Vito as Mario

lmao

Probably one of those stranger things faggots.
>Debicki as psychosis
So based.

Fortnut? That pinko lasertag vidya all the zoomies and faux boomies waste all their time and mental capacity on? What a let down

But hey why would anything good and inspiring be produced by the insipid vat of coke, bennies, and excremenent circling the gutterdrain north of San Diego?

Dude tennis lmao

It deals with themes of ambition, entertainment, consumerism. Multiple timelines, characters and settings. It's worth a read if you have the attention span.

>meme cast
Kate Mara should play Gompert
Warwick Davis as Mario
Rob Pattinson as Hal
Fassbender (wearing those Downey manlet shoes) as Himself
Debicki is ok....I guess
Amber Heard is perfect
Orin should be a model tier turbochad, not that ugly ape. Brad Pitt would be perfect if he was younger.

Hal is a teenage boy your fucking idiot. Pattinson is in his 30s.

Because it fucking sucks ass. I read like 20-30 books a year and could enjoy almost every genre but that book was fucking boring trash. Avoid at all cost.

Attached: 1554348579453.gif (403x369, 167K)

I thought it was supposed to be the Ultimate Book About Life, the one to dethrone The Brothers Karamazov. But it's mainly about vapid, soulless junkies crying about muh depression when the only reason for them to be sad is they went a couple of days without smoking weed. Don't let Yea Forums meme you into reading this trash

Kek you've never read the book.

>Don't let Yea Forums meme you into reading this trash

fucking this so much.

Attached: 1528751324517.jpg (840x700, 368K)

Why?

I have, it's really awful. The worst part is at the beginning when he says "so when you go into rehab you'll learn these FACTS: The world and people are like this and that, OK?"

>First Catch-22
>now this
If Pseuds couldn’t be any lazier by actually reading their pseud bait novels that make them feel smart, now they just get to watch them and pretend they read the books

stop reading our books eurofag

OH NO NO NO NO NO

An overrated director adapting an overrated book. Absolute pottery. This will keep the pseuds talking for many years to come

Is there anything cringier than those few pages where some characters talk like niggers?

what books are you currently reading

do you have any recs

Isn't this a Yea Forums meme

>anime image
>thinks his opinion matters
Errytime

I am on a funny/fantasy binge lately mate and i've really enjoyed pic related and Everybody Loves Large Chests books this year.

Attached: 220px-Johannes_Cabal_the_Necromancer_(book_cover).jpg (220x334, 28K)

oh, a genre fiction faggot. nevermind

KEK you roasted that stupid faggot's ass. He's probably still in middle school.

Anyone got a source?

Have sex

Go check Deadline faggot

what book is worse, infinite jest or atlas shrugged? both are steaming piles of water trash

A book about first world problems by the eyes of a schizo

There's nothing about it

Gravity Rainbow is the ultimate Yea Forums meme

After American Gods tragedy i promised myself to never watch book adaptation shows again. I'll skip this since the book wasn't very good. Shitty wank material for pseudo-intellectuals who likes to smell their own fart i.e Yea Forums.

Attached: catstermind.jpg (450x450, 41K)

kek, literal translation is "endless joke"

Attached: 1516153512411.jpg (399x385, 29K)

Where do you think you are faggot?

Attached: 1523049470456.png (463x492, 179K)

That is what Infinite Jest means, user

$ echo "Yea Forums - Television & Film" | grep -i "anime"
$

fake news

FAKE FAKE FAKE
YOU all been pranked

NOOOO

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I'M IN CHARGE HERE.

i love dfw. he made lit a better place.

>Wardine be cry

Attached: YIKES!.jpg (353x496, 120K)

>Even the name 'Infinite Jest' makes me seethe with rage, because I just KNOW it was coined by that subhuman David Foster Wallace.
it was coined by william shakespeare genius, read hamlet.

>DFW taught PTA English Emerson
neato

Attached: 1493184225064.jpg (5054x3370, 1.01M)

It’s really just about conditioning.

Those sequences are awesome though.

Wait.. people in Yea Forums knows how to read..? wtf

It’s hilarious listening to the audiobook. As it’s just one American white guy trying to talk like a nigger, a Frenchman, a woman, Boston white trash, a retard, and a bunch of 10-17 year old boys.

Guess answers your question.

this isn't real

Actually interested in your reasonings for hating him this much.
If it helps just remember this is water.. this is water

starting to smell a bit too lefty for PTA

this but unironically

What’s funny is I’ve been around nigger kids and they do talk like that.

Steeply is going to enrage the mentally ill cock-choppers big time
It will be glorious

>ultimate book about life
>didnt even mention in search
fuckin plebs. eat shit

>infinite seethe

I'm willing to bet that I'm the only person in this whole thread who actually read the whole book. I read it 7 years ago during the summer. It was a great experience and I've thought about reading it again. I was 18 and I'm 25 now. The Pale King inspired me to become a CPA. I passed the exam last winter and I'm in the licensing process right now.

Novel sounds fucking boring

>hurr durr don't watch movie or you'll get addicted :D

Literally a rip off the ring thing with the tape and the 7 days later death.
Fucking hack