Its a Hal episode

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AIR DEWEY

>

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Battle Robots

That show always made me feel weird. There was something so goddamn off-putting about it.

The family reunion one

Terrible taste

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I'm still not sure if whoever wrote some of this stuff is actually good at what they were doing or did they get lucky.

I miss this type of kino lads

bamp

based and halpilled

which episode with the big titted girl

This show had some kino milkers

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i was talking about teenage milkers

Military Francis was peak kino

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ida's dance. lois has to make that enormous horrible cake.

>peep episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=89oSmOU_yuc

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I can only find a DVD rip of this show. Anyone know if there is any bluray torrents out there?

Cynthia's Back?

DVD rip is fine zoomer

Is that the one they do the bladed sticks dance at the end? I always liked the wierd Ida episodes where some rituals from the old country were played out like the one where reese and malcolm fight to marry a girl from idas village

But it isn't widescreen ;_;

>Its an Ida hates black people episode

Damn the new version of Sonic really looks good

Poker > All

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probably this one, even tho in my memories there was a big breasted blonde

Military Francis>Farm Francis>Alaska Francis

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that's the one. she introduce lois as 'the one with the halfwit factory between her legs'. she was married to feech in series 1

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>Farm
Ranch

hayden panettiere was in it for a while, also malcolms secret girlfriend

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>the episode where she makes malcom and reese think they are gay

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Cringe kino
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>the episode when she babysits boys even tho shes younger

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reese posts himself to china to beat up his pen pal. dewey sits a fan heater next to the box and boots it every so often for 5 days, then gets a ripped chinese dude to kick the shit out of reese after he gets out

>A DAY ?

How the fuck did they come up with some many good episode?

mfw when i was so fucking autistic that i didn't get the whole speed walking requires one foot on ground at all times, i assumed hal discovering the 2 feet being off the ground and him being faster had to mean there was a helicopter above him holding him with invisible strings giving him a speed advantage over everyone else

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What made Malcolm in the Middle so kino?

Creativity

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impossible to pick
>reese becomes a butcher
>boys find jumping board
>nlo ranch
>geeks steal a car
>strip bar poster
>dewys show
>francis' best friend joins army

>I WILL OWN YOU!

damn. that is some weapons grade autism you've got there user

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Step aside for the king

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it was so relatable

that scene is too brilliant to be written on accident

>the rollerblade episode

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The bowling episode fucked my brain up as a kid since it showed multiple variations of the same events I couldn't deal with the fact that there were multiple things being shown to me happening at the same location with the same characters.
Now I realize it as true kino

he makes him do the first few days in a pair of trainers with cardboard wheels taped on the side

Based and Rollerdiscopilled

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>steam roller episode
>louis imagines life with just girls episode
>hal finds the bunker episode
>hal develops fat fetish and tries to feed louis
>hals trial episode
Hal episodes truly were the most memorable ones

Except the bee one. That was shit and felt like they weren't even trying. Don't forget about the episode where Malcolm and his friends build a robot and Hal takes over the job completely.

retard those are kino episodes

>Except the bee one
i liked the ending of that one

The robot episode was great but I didn't like the bee episode at all. The one where Hal crushes a kid's model boat on the lakes is also great.

>massive jar of honey with dead bees floating in it on the table
>hal lecturing dewey about being battling your enemies and enjoying the rewards while spreading it on his toast
>episode ends with hal sleeping in a bee suit
bee episode was kino m8

This. That episode still sticks out to me, all these years later.

>That episode were Stevie gets a roboto suit and kicks Reeces ass

wilkersons are the best tv family.

The one where they visit Reese on the Ranch

DELETE THIS

A true classic

*Francis

Who?

Kino choice

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this episode pissed me off. stevie was a fucking jerk, he was awful to reese all the time and reese always held back because he was disabled. then reese freezes his legs for hours until they go numb to level the playing field and make it a fair fight, but stevie rolls up looking ike robocop and smashes reeses head in for literally no reason.

How did you like the finale? I really liked the interaction between Francis and Hal where they bond about boring office job and spam emails. Didn't appreciate it growing up but liked it when i rewatched it recently

Bravo, you've encountered the concept of subjectivity.
Life should be easier now with this new conceptual tool to help you navigate it.

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malcolminthemiddle.fandom.com/wiki/The_Wilkerson_Family

where did you rewatch it? its not on my netflix

I think its great, really like the final scene were Malcolm and Reece are talking and they are both janitors. The fucking irony

>battlebrille erstmal alles reposten für 4f normies

erbärmlich

Child

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>wmp
kys

I rewatched it on my external harddrive. I got it at the piratebay they had a dale for 100% off

Stay mad

So Yea Forums who was unironically the worst Dewey/Francis/Reese or Malcolm?

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Why do blacks love Dewey so much?

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>When they start beating the shit out of the clowns and it's played like an emotional moment
God, this show was amazing.

>fat chick

that's not autism, you're just a retard

stay mad child

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Seething

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that 27gb one? how's the video/audio?

Oh man Traffic Jam was really great aswell

me too me too

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Perfect, only resolution obsessed zoomers will say otherwise

If we disregard how Francis got ruined by the writing, it's him.
Otherwise, Malcolm.

is it 4:3 or widescreen?

It's perfectly fine don't worry about autistics just download it and enjoy kino episodes whenever you want

It doesnt matter

i can keep this up all night

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I died laughing when Reese was writing his diary and every time he nodded off he counted a day.

Literally what are you trying to prove?

Wierd i always liked Francis the most even in later seasons although alaska was kinda wierd for him. But i agree ended up disliking malcolm the best. If i had to rank em Francis>Reese>Dewey>Malcolm

>its a Craig gets a helper monkey episode

Childhood is thinking Hal is the best character

Adulthood is realising its Lois

>reese finds a diary and falls in love woth the chick and it ends up being his mothers
>hal becomes leader of bodybuilders and teaches them life skills
>retard kids episodes
How did this show manage to have so many episodes you still think about decades later

literally nothing

I win then

There is not a truly terrible episode of Malcolm. There just isn't. It was always consistent in quality.

Because he looks like a monkey and they relate to that

no matter. at least malcolm thread got bumped

Hey, have a good snack!

His name is Slappy!?

your meth is sub-par, amateur
stay out of my territory and don't use my recipe!

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>what is the episode when they all go to vacation on some lake?

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?

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Did Bryan Cranston raped you on set and you committed suiced? That's why reese held a picture of you in that reunion picture?

Houseboat season 3 episode 1

HD is a meme

Will Bran get the Iron Throne?

Glad that's settled.

hd webrips. meh it looks weird on crt

>It's the Architect episode

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people forgetting the street luge episode.
Malcom gets to 69 a plump man
Reese's closeup standing in the bushes in the final race.
Stevie flying through the air thinking he was going to land safely in a pile of leaves, but smacks straight into a tree.
Also the one where dewey ruins a kids party by making it his own, and then malcom jumps in the bounce house and blows it up

>tfw you have to save the republic from the sith but they put you in a ridiculous uniform

>avi

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Were not allowed American families an tv anymore, only fags niggers and trannies

>keep thinking about hal leaving his family and going to new mexico with a fake name to escape louis

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What the fuck are you talking about?

The future is now, old man

Name one sitcom about a white family that came out this month

I wish everyone on /pol/ would die

>that episode where Hal becomes the king of /fit/ and has his army of /fit/izens

>reese joins the military

t nigger trannies

They actually made a sketch where Hal wakes up and tell Louis Breaking Bad was his dream

Really? Sounds neat i gotta watch it

youtube.com/watch?v=2ySxSSzJKd0

Stevies life is worse though. He cant legitimately walk, has breathing problems, his dads a beta male, his mom left their family to do porn and when she came back everyone even fucking Francis recognized her. Reese didnt deserve it but he shouldve got some perspective

Spangler was kino

I'm just going to post a sitcom about a white family because fuck your arbitrary condition.

There are probably not that many around than in the past but that's because there were a shitload of those and they sucked most of the time.
There is also Modern Family but I'm not sure if you would let that count because of the gays

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Is that a cgi young tom hanks?

Stevie has been a cunt at least since he's been a teenager though
Stevie is a betacuck too. He also immediately takes his shitty mom back.

>Francis invites the local girls into the military school and they trash the place, leaving the cadets traumatized

>Malcolm has an opportunity to lose his virginity, but the girl is too drunk and he leaves instead

>Reese's teacher fails Reese despite Malcolm writing the essay for him

kino episodes

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The one where Reese joins a pack of dogs

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>Reese's teacher fails Reese despite Malcolm writing the essay for him
Excellent, you remember which season/episode that was.

There's way too much to have a single favourite, but in addition to what people already mentioned is the one with the smart kid ranking and Malcolm breaking the system. One of the rare occasions where his true potential shone through.

Based

>He drives all the other kids into insanity and the lose it in the final seconds of the episode
fucking based

For what it had to work with, Malcolm was such a creative show

anything with Herkabe was kino senpai
>the way he shots down kid with thick accent after he hands him paper with his own face as watermark

So is it true all the kids on that show got molested.

The show was originally broadcast in sd. In the widescreen airings you see too much, like lights and cameramen

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S02E19

>Francis outside crying
fucking slays me everytime

This

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Dewey slowly retrieves household items to construct his own organ, driving Hal insane. Reese tries to pick up the local under cover officer by pretending to be a drug dealer.

Is there actually anyone who would dislike Dewey? He was just tragic.
Francis is basically a punk who might or might not get a grip.
Reese is a meathead, but deep inside a good guy.
Malcolm is a good guy, but jaded by his intellect and not wise enough to understand that potential means nothing if it stays unused.
But Dewey, he's smart and creative, but first gets into retard class by bad luck and then DECIDES TO STAY THERE because he's just a good guy. He basically sacrifices himself for his comrades and if he doesn't become a musician later in life, he will surely end the worst of them all.

>Dewey going to a piano contest
>gets beat by some chinese lad after Lois ruins his life

Dewey came off as very manipulative in the later seasons. I mostly identify with Francis because i used to be a lowlife punk like him

story of my life

Malcolm in the Middle is the American Brothers Karamazov.

Malcolm in the Middle is the American The Great Gatsby

Ranch Francis>Military Francis>Alaska Francis

We can all agree that Lavernia was worse than the Commandant.

Otto has a heart of gold though, dream boss, that episode where he is crying to Francis about his favorite cow going missing as he is eating it lmao.

Dewey would make a much more better and humbler president than Malcolm ever would. It would be neat if a comeback episode was all of them running for president against one another.

Pls don't it would end up Reese representing trump Malcolm Hillary and Dewey a third party

>throws bowling ball a few feet away from the pins

YOU WANT A STRIKE HERES YOUR DAMN STRIKE

>manages to miss every single pin

You forgot the guidance rolls in the gutter

yes

>Its a Hal episode,

I haven't read the manga. There is definitely one thing I missed: where does he come from? Anyways, I think its a good show. Well, the anime is nice, the manga, but definitely has its flaws and it needs to take the next step to the next level

8 / 8 Read it! It's funny and the ending was funny too. I don't really find the comedy the main character ever says funny - but then again, it's supposed to be the anime, so I didn't really have much of a problem with that.

It's hard to choose but I really like the Vegas one.

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Reese's stupidity here lmao. At least they got Gordo out.

kill yourself

Is it just me or did the show had a lot of nods to oedipus complex

get a load of this virgin

The burning man episode.
With people thinking hal barbecue is a performance.

>nobody has mentioned Burning Man yet

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>when the black guy unintentionally mimics the cutout and all the other black people and Hal crack up

right in time

You can see the diver.

Shouldn't have kept talking about his naked mom

YOU JUST KNOW

Reddit in the middle is a cringy show for low iq retards

>Spangler
Fucking RIP. Brutal death IRL

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Diabeetus is a hell of a disease.

Who wants Luigi's?

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Burningmanmind

Are you implying it wasnt an emotional moment?

Any more caps of things that are revealed out widescreen? I don't know why but weird shit revealed by aspect ratios fascinates me.

something extremely king of the hill about it, and damned relatable.

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>Nobody's talking about the best character.

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is he our guy?

What’s the episode were lois burps

There's one where there's a stand in for dewey and you can tell its some random kid

His fight with the comic shop was pretty fun

>can't find the show anywhere
I just want to laugh a bit

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Skyone? Lel i have the same rip

I've never watched Malcolm in the Middle before. What is a nice episode to make me start watching it?

Francis appearing outside the window begging to allowed to return home fuckin lol

Helper Monkey

>It's a Dewey builds a Lego City episode

the first one

The one with the circle game. Mainly because my principle in 6th grade had to ban the game 3 days after that episode premiered.

>at what age did you realize life is meaningless?
>22

>>hals trial episode
>Hal gets exonerated because he has never, ever gone to work on a Friday

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Favorite gag in the entire series right there.

Stevie is a fucking cheater. The circle has to be below your waist.

What episode was it where they had the special ed class come out holding hands? Vague I know but that's all I really remember about that episode. Might've been the power vacuum one where Reese gave up bullying but idk.

>I'll find an atheist painter

Thanks mates

That was the one (90% sure) where malcom and friends wrecked their classroom with an experiment and have to go to normal classes alone. They each find a group and then each try to get each group to fight for control of the school.
Can't remember who, but one of the kids bring out the special ed kids holding hands to make a protective barrier around their group.

Malcom tries to be a hero and unite everyone, but all the nerds just get outed from their groups and beat up together.

S3 E21 'Cliques'.

>NO television for 4 months
>NO hot water for 6 months
>NO clean water for 8 months
>NO meat for 52 weeks
>NO toilet paper indefinitely
>NO mattresses for 10 fortnights
>NO singing, whistling, prose reading, dancing, skipping, swaying, jumping on the academy grounds for 6 years
>NO Yea Forums for 8 days
You may thank the cadet later

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>NO singing, whistling, prose reading, dancing, skipping, swaying, jumping on the academy grounds for 6 years
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What’s the name of this one?

Either the Firework episode or the one where Reese peels off his skin

I didn't like how it ended desu. The graduation and harvard thing was fine but expecting him to be the president felt kinda dumb

The "Hayden gets it on with Asian Chad" episode

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>it’s a Louis episode

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Ive had this happen with lightening before

Me trying to learn how to make smartphone games

Wait is the guy on the far right, the priest from Mad Men, Mcgee from NCIS or that guy that helped the religious killer in dexter?

Frances' Homecumming

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I actually identified with Malcolm more than anyone. They really nailed the lower middle class feeling in that show.
>tfw older brother is a lot like Francis and Reese
>tfw I'm like Malcolm
>tfw younger brother is like Dewey, the artsy one

The most painful moment in television history

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This so much

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he's an underdog

Hal vs Lois Kielbasa Eating Contest

This episode was fucking kino

Thanks, frens

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>boys fuck the house up while lois and hal are away
>cue montage where they clean the house
>realize it's too clean
>cue montage where they mess up the house

they played a bit of abba on this show. probably payed high money for it.

Correct

God damnit Dewey ruining the fucking joke

putlockers.co/series/malcolm-in-the-middle/?season=01

here is everything

the pirate bay or hulu

Theres an entire website dedicated to it for free

watchmalcolminthemiddle.com/

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look here

who can make a sunrise

Not even my favorite gag in that episode.
Best part is when Francis is lecturing them about growing up as he's lighting the fuse out of frame.

Kino

it's on Hulu you dorks, just borrow a friend's account

>borrow
>accounts
>Hulu

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Those are the best episodes

do i get a gf this year

works for me friendless faggot

Was he raped ?

been there

asked twice and still no,
the matter has been settled
bryan must be relieved now