What is the best movie about being a mother?

So this is how they milk cows.

Learn something new every day

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I have never seen anyone hit the wall harder. Jesus fuck.

we truly live in a magical time

This is so hot.

she is naturally so average looking
she's not pot ugly but defo not hot or sultry or even nice looking
she look splain and miserable
unfunny female

What does her milk taste like? Texture? Consistency?

God bros, why are Asian women so top tier?

Why are nipples even with her belly button

I feel bad for the kid.
Imagine starting to be able to discern different levels of aestheticism and realize that your mother is Amy Schumer.

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Also imagine being named on the basis of a vagina joke, her son is named Gene Attell Fischer I'm not even joking

MODS

>two 18-25 year old girls in natural lighting

versus

>two 30 something year old hags with oily makeup and flash photography indoors

Bait comparison, mate.

Imagine caring about your mother’s fuckableness

>inb4fas

t. son of an ugly mom

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did she cut her son's penis. if they are not religious, why do they still do that shit?

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Carrie

If every leftist and person with dark skin dissapeared, the world would be a utopia. Prove me wrong in this thought experiment.

"judeo-christian" values lmao.

Um sweaty

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COPE

fine either way

>"judeo-christian" values lmao.
judael-christian is a lie. Jewish religion has little to do with christianity. Even the jewish messiah is somebody else.

>30 something
Oof
White women just age like shit m8, we all know it.

>29 years old
I hope I summon the schizo brie autist.

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how does she make her eyes look bigger on the left?

I didn't realize she was a few months younger than me. I figured she was born in the early 80's

Then you're going to have Amerimutts and Nordicucks Fighting over whether Southern Europeans are really White or not , though.

The Babadook, Tully or Rosemary's Baby

Battle of Suiyang, artists rendition

Really makes you think

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She has cute facial features, even with the acne.

Makeup. It’s bullshit that makes all women get a +3 points out of 10 in attractiveness.

hence the quotation marks my dude

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>that chuck shumer hair
LMAO

>tramp stamp
This is the last straw. DROPPED

Why are asian girls so much better bros? I don’t think I’ve seen a AMAF couple from people under 30 at work in weeks. Has to suck being an asian “male.”

What the fuck

>white women are gross!!!!
>posts jewish women

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Centipedes dipped in a glass of fresh piss
Yī zhǒng xiǎngshòu(translation:
uma delícia)

That’s obviously a korean.

ching chong bing bong arr rook saem

Imagine sucking those sore sore glands though. also with her diet I bet her milies have a 4%+ abv. I'd spend an entire weekend just sucking on Amy Shumer's fat jew tits and slamming whiskeys while watching whatever shit on HBO she wants to watch. No sex, only hand and blowjobs and sucking nip.

>bug eating a bug
pottery

Pretty suite it's just an illusion. If you look at the bottom two the one of the right doesn't actually look that much bigger if you focus on the whites. There's just more contrast with the dark eyeshadow and lashes

she looks like a mongoloid

I thought a suckling pig was the piglet not the mother

Genital Fissure.....they had to have known there's no way in hell they couldn't have...why..why do this?

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That's hot oil in a wine glass.
youtube.com/watch?v=dX5eYds84No

channeling her inner mama june.

I'd rather fuck Brie out of all of them if I'm being completely honest

>Gene Attell Fischer
>Genital Fissure
It's the only funny thing she's ever done.

East asians are based though.

Okay, who is the poor soul that needs Jesus Fucking Christ in his life, who decided that fucking her in everything but HAZMAT suit, less so knocking her up, was a good idea?

Who is the fucking madman?

Aliens

What am I looking at??????

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Yeah and we love your women too white boi, bow down to the BBC.

t. Chang

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Lmao

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She's only doing this because the comedy world is about to expose her as a joke thief

In real life (see:not porn) white males are overwhelmingly the most saught after. Literally half of all young asian girls love the white cock while niggers like you only take our slampigs. Congrats.

fucking china

Asian women are masters of disguise

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Chinese don’t count. Japanese, SK, Taiwan are based.

>what is contouring

she opens them more when posing for the camera
dumbass

Is that not a korean doing mukbang?

where did the 6th one go

>6 in the before
>5 in the after

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imagine being raised by this thing, I would rather die of starvation

Beauty comes at a great price

>asian are based
>but not the Chinese, who make up 90% of asians

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One on the bottom right can get it with or without makeup

Beauty gun made her vanish.

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It's called "Giman-jutsu". Literally the art of deception.

Best of luck to the kiddo, he's gonna need it.

>saught
Whites, ladies and gentlemen

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>ducks trying to nope the fuck outta there ASAP in the background

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She got someone to stick their dick in her (repeatedly) and impregnate her.

How?

autism
nice trips

Probably forced him at gunpoint

>some sadomasochist unironically impregnated her

LMAOOOOOOOO

Found the literally autistic version of Mike Stoklasa

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Can someone photoshop Chris-chan's face on there? idk why, but I have a hunch it would work perfectly.

>plain looking
>plain
>plain
>plain
>plain
>milquetoast
>bread
>white bread
>wonder bread
>Amy Schumer

God dammit. I swear if a deforestation picture makes it in this thread.

is this before or after the pregnancy?

BASED SASQUATCH POSTER
WE FINALLY FOUND IT

Dang, she's younger than me.

>walking in wet grass while pregnant

There’s no chance in hell shes only 29

where did the girl in the middle's jawline go

What’s with the pictures of the babies?

Lmao they look like CG characters from a childrens film.

AHAHAHAHAHA JEALOUS ROASTIE

Alien.

Fuck man, at least spoiler that image, what kind of sick fuck shares such images?

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>80% of white people disappear
>the ones left behind will resort ro inbreeding (not like its the first time)
Then the world will rightfully belong to China. Just as God foretold

>29
No way, she really hit, smashed and flooded the wall with mexicans, sweet jesus.

You forgot jews.

Imagine being proud of diluting your own genepool for some bugwomen. Congrats your contributing to your own races destruction

>Natural lighting
You don't know Asians.

This is true.
>t. married to an Asian and been there

Kek

This piece of shit makes white women look bad

>Homogenous cultures would produce a Utopia
You don't say

Flavorless white water that's a tad grainy

What about white leftists?

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>(((white)))

>cherrypicks
>his best is some soulless blackhaired bugpeople

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user want MILKY

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Journey from the Fall is a pretty good look at parenthood.

This

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Is she half white half jewish?

someone fucked that

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>/pol/ loooooves white mothers, has trouble hiding their mommy fetish
>we need to repopulate le white rave
>coal burners are disgusting, white women are for white men only!
>wait Amy Schumer? Married a white man and had a white baby? Grooooooss but she's a libtard xDD
Fuck all of y'all desu

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kek

1983
>wow i wonder how the future will look with a network of networks which can connect people from all over the globe, it will be like a new beginning for humanity
2019
>just a moonfaced chinese villager caked in makeup destroying arthropods in hot oil before devouring them to the delight of adoring fans or something?

>Chinese don’t count. Japanese, SK, Taiwan are based.
Taiwan imports a shitload of SEA Asians.

Honestly lads fuck white women

She made his name a fucking joke. I can 100% guarantee you that she's gonna mentally and maybe even physically abuse him for the rest of that poor fucker's life. Which will most likely be less than 30 years

The majestic sow prancing through its natural environment

>seething tranny only sees race in every discussion

being viciously unfunny is enough reason to make fun of her

How are these "people" even considered human.

>she was born literally days after me
>I still get carded every time
>somehow she looks 40
this will probably be a good thing one day but still

>white baby
Jewish blood flows through the mother

They expect one of us in the wreckage sister

based and 56%pilled

BRUH LOOK AT HER FUCKING TRIANGLE CHIN
IT'S JOEY WHEELER'S LITTLE SIS
god koreans are so fucked up
they make based japs seem unautistic and relateable by comparison

>she's almost a year younger than I am
FUCKING WHAT?!?

cannibalism

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yeah minus the acne and trashy low-IQ setting/expression she'd be cute even without

>being surprised that Hollywood actors use drugs
that will like double your age

you think you're hyberbolizing but she actually did need to find a mentally ill man to fuck her
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Fischer#Personal_life

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