What Do We Say to the God of Next Episodes? Edition
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/got/
Jaxson Thompson
Hudson Long
>Thank you it's finally over.
Isaac Parker
not todANNIS
Angel Martin
Yes daddy
Isaac Ross
Didn't jon get them to join him for the battle of the bastards by promising them land in the south?
Jaxon Lee
T O D A Y
Anthony Hughes
STANNIS, MY LORD
Landon Perez
FCUUUUUUUK STANNIS
David Nguyen
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
JON BECOMES KING
>JON BECOMES KING
CON FUCKING FIRMED BY GERMANBROS
A FUCKING DEPRESSED AND UNHAPPY BUT GOOD KING
Anthony Jones
Will he legalize rape?
Robert Hill
How are they going to wrap this up.
Daniel Clark
Did it leak in Germany?
Adam Phillips
Book update tonight bros
Justin White
its almost over
Eli Torres
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NO NO NO
STANNISFAGS BTFO
DANYFAGS BTFO
SANSAFAGS BTFO
KING BRAN IS ETERNAL
Aiden Bennett
Your Grace, the adjustments to your wheelchair have been made.
Evan Johnson
you just know
Jace Hernandez
I'm tempted to photoshoop a rifle pointing at Arya's head in there.
Austin Adams
oh he's aaagghh, he's VERY aaagghh
Jeremiah Butler
IT CONFIRMS BRAN IS KING
Easton Wood
Final episode leak
-Arya plans on killing Dany for what she did to Kings Landing
-Sansa and the north receive reports of what happened
-Tyrion is put on trial but he survives
-Jon kills Dany
-Drogon cremates her body and flies off
-Jon becomes king
-Brienne is lord commander of his kingsguard
-A dornish man (He's brown so leaker thinks he's dornish), a member of house Dayne and a few other nobodies make up his kingsguard
-Bran, Tyrion, Davos, Bronn are his council
-Sansa rules the north
-Arya sets sail for the West (No one has sailed West of Westeros)
Aiden Smith
*Bran
Leo Young
only if it's beautiful
Ian Johnson
Anons.....what do we do when it's all over?
Brody Morris
aaaaggghhhh
Henry Hall
If only
Jason King
Why didn't Stannis just turn Gendry into a shadow-baby factory and kill all his enemies?
Nathaniel Rivera
Screw Alyssanian reforms, bring back the lord's right to the first night!
Ayden Carter
This image gets TRUER every fucking MINUTE
Gabriel Green
>What Do We Say to the God of Next Episodes?
More rape
Nathan Harris
>Stannis
It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident.
>Jon
AH DUNT WUN EET
Daniel Myers
Is it true the prequels will have a bunch of blacks? Is it set before the first Night King? How does that make sense? Do they all die off then?
Dominic Garcia
Watch Kinobyl.
Logan Flores
she's asked before "but what's west of westeros", her wolf Nymeria is named after a queen who sailed across the sea and conquered Dorne. It's been pretty heavily foreshadowed. Her settling down with Gendry would be OOC, she basically fucked him because she thought she was going to die
Ethan Adams
PILOU
JUST CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
I...AM COMMANDING YOU...
...TO CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!
David Smith
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free
Oliver Foster
>No one has sailed West of Westeros
Brandon Stark?
James Sanders
Wait for the prequel i guess. Hope it's about Robert Rebellion
Wyatt Carter
where's our girl lena ?
Christian Fisher
we say
[spoiler to be honest]looking more towards kinobyl than the end of GoT[/spoiler]
Ryan Morales
OUT OF THE WAY PRETENDER SHITS
that's you danyfags, cerseifags, incestfags, aryafags, bran fags robbfags,balonfags,euronfags,yarafags,renlyfaggots, bobbyfags and you Stannis fags
Elijah Flores
We all go in collective denial, and bitch about how GRRM is a fat lazy fuck who refuses to finish his damn books.
Christian Hughes
>bran is borderline inhuman and seemingly incapable of empathy/emotion anymore
probably the worst possible choice for a leader of men. this is just jew social programming to get people to embrace AI
Matthew James
1:00;53 - Bran muss der König werden ...
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
James Ortiz
it need to be beautiful, tho. what is his tax policy?
Nicholas Cooper
>A
>Single
>Solitary
>Crumb
David White
Thanks man
Anthony Lewis
Benjamin Anderson
Shitpost in other generals
Evan Foster
... I am of the night...
Henry Butler
they forgot
>Stannis +10000
Ian Gutierrez
Create more 500 general threads like alita
Benjamin White
Really based post
Michael Thomas
aaarrgghhhhhhhhhh
Ethan Diaz
TONIGHT WE'LL CROWN THE NEW QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
Joshua Cook
THE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, A FUCKING CRIPPLED AUTIST?
Adam Smith
Yet his brother usurped viresys's throne
Where was the law then?
Matthew James
>arya just does everything no one does because a girl is no one
okay this is epic
Cameron Campbell
HAIL QUEEN DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, THE FIRST OF HER NAME, QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN, LADY OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, LADY OF DRAGONSTONE, QUEEN OF MEEREEN, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, THE UNBURNT, BREAKER OF CHAINS AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
Ayden Turner
What kind of pleb bookies allow bets like this.
Samuel Diaz
i will make about 2200 usd when jon becomes king tonight. people actually believed the leaks? memes aside
Alexander Ortiz
So Bran confirmed?
Aiden Allen
IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
STOP LAUGHING
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
Luis Cox
I'll crack a cold one open, sit on chair and watch the sunrise thinking about how good it was to a certain point.
Then I'll internally slap myself for hating Dany for so long...
After that, I don't know.
Cameron Thomas
they cast asians as the children of the forest so maybe something similar is going to happen
Carson Russell
post yfw Stannis comes back tonight and beheads Dany and Jon
Owen Parker
BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN
Lucas Cox
ja
Landon Robinson
I DUHNT WAHNT ET
NEVA EV
Cooper Myers
Was Brandon Stark a chad?
Brandon Robinson
he will make it the only way legal humans can reproduce.
Adrian Ward
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Jaxon Mitchell
Is it finally the time for darkstar?
William Sanchez
POST THE BOAR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUR KING DEMANDS IT
Benjamin Russell
Well I guess I'm going back to Yea Forums
Noah Ortiz
Nope, word on /got/ is they changed the run time so probably going with one of the alternate endings they filmed as misdirection now.
Carson Howard
Im genuinely interested in what unfolds to put Bran on the throne. Its so fucking out there I cant think of a logical way that he ends up there.
Oliver Myers
Imagine a show cast in the bottom right section of the world, the Ice & Fire's version of the Holy Roman Empire. Littlefinger times a thousand.
Tyler Sanders
Camden Garcia
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
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William Stewart
More coffee, your grace?
Daniel Kelly
ALWAYS IS
Charles Morales
Honestly would King Jon or Bran cause more feminist butthurt?
Levi Rodriguez
DING DONG DING DONG
Jaxon Scott
Bran confirmed?
Aaron Morgan
How do you go from this...
Jonathan Lopez
Brayden Morales
>Targaryens can only ever ride one dragon in their lifetime
>Dany gives Jon Rhaegal
>Rhaegal dies
>now Jon can never ride Drogon
>if Jon kills Dany, Drogon now becomes wild and can kill and destroy anything he wants
>if Dany dies the Dothraki and Unsullied also chimp out and can ravage Westeros for years to come
Is Dany a fucking genius or what? Every other King or Queen, if they die confidence is shattered and armies collapse, Dany dies you just brought upon the apocalypse. She's like the opposite of the Night King
Isaiah Harris
Fuck the mods
Liam Turner
Did Sansa and Grey Worm fug?
Wyatt Harris
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
Nicholas Johnson
Well I'm watching episode 2 season 8 now. I have been watching the entire show from start till now these past weeks, as some of you might remember I have posted about it (probably the only person here who is new to this show). I mean to watch the rest of this show tonight and tomorrow. I'm getting pretty excited about the ending desu senpai.
Grayson Roberts
He'd do a great BJ Blazkowicz
Dominic Wilson
Do you think he kinda feels like those musicians on Titanic at this moment?
Luke Lewis
Bran
Thomas Hall
This is a really good point. He may not have been the main character but he was the real hero.
Dominic Johnson
They only have enough story for two seasons, so no.
i guess so, there is no way the first men were black, i hope they dont screw this up. seems like they cast blacks just to be diverse though at this point
Hunter Reyes
>commit regicide
>become king
absolutely based
Logan Butler
GET THE STARBUCK STRETCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRRR
Parker Ortiz
I've the gun ready and loaded, my watch has ended
Ian Cruz
King Jon because hes a white straight male that kills the feminist icon and it was supposed to be HER turn
Isaac Hughes
kek
Lincoln Watson
Cersei, you will marry Stannis because he is the one true king of Westeros.
Noah Morales
Source?
Or is it “Marvel made an anti-Captain Marvel cut of Endgame” again
Grayson Rodriguez
*dragon passes them by*
Ned: Its time to leave, Robert, take your family and go! This is madness.
Robert: THE WHOOORE IS ATTACKING KING'S LANDING, NED!! FOR GODS' SAKE. I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I SMASH HER HEAD INTO PIECES.
Michael Fisher
TO THIS
Nathaniel Rivera
Logan Hernandez
Who's with me on the Septa Unella MILF train?
Justin Harris
SOMEBODY START POSTING LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Oliver Ramirez
>posting fake fanfiction maps
Nolan Brooks
But isn't BJ supposed to be autistic?
Liam Long
Slowly, surely try to forget this franchise, so that when GRRM finally dies I won't be so mad.
Sebastian Clark
Jon because he kills dany
Jacob Powell
Upgrade
Evan Lopez
the leaks say there is a vote. it's stupid, but that is probably a reason for it to happen.
Easton Brooks
watch pokemon, it's about as deep
Wyatt Gonzalez
Just remember today. Remember when you watched white "heteronormative" male culture try (and fail) to enjoy it's last pop culture phenomenon before it ended. Because it's a whole lotta gay shit all the way down from here on out, I'm afraid...
Henry Green
>fanfic map
user /Noh/
Brandon Powell
I'm not a Stannis autist but this show jumped the shark for me when they butchered his character.
Parker Harris
I WARNED YOU
Ethan Edwards
To what? This? That's an upgrade desu
Landon Cook
“It is every man’s duty to remain loyal to his rightful king, even if the lord he serves proves false,” Stannis declared in a tone that brooked no argument.
A desperate folly took hold of Davos, a recklessness akin to madness. “As you remained loyal to King Aerys when your brother raised his banners?” he blurted.
Shocked silence followed, until Ser Axell cried, “Treason!” and snatched his dagger from its sheath. “Your Grace, he speaks his infamy to your face!”
Davos could hear Stannis grinding his teeth. A vein bulged, blue and swollen, in the king’s brow. Their eyes met. “Put up your knife, Ser Axell. And leave us.”
“As it please Your Grace—”
“It would please me for you to leave,” said Stannis. “Take yourself from my presence, and send me Melisandre.”
“As you command.” Ser Axell slid the knife away, bowed, and hurried toward the door. His boots rang against the floor, angry.
“You have always presumed on my forbearance,” Stannis warned Davos when they were alone. “I can shorten your tongue as easy as I did your fingers, smuggler.”
“I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please.”
“It is,” he said, calmer. “And I would have it speak the truth. Though the truth is a bitter draught at times. Aerys? If you only knew… that was a hard choosing. My blood or my liege. My brother or my king.”
He grimaced. “Have you ever seen the Iron Throne? The barbs along the back, the ribbons of twisted steel, the jagged ends of swords and knives all tangled up and melted? It is not a comfortable seat, ser. Aerys cut himself so often men took to calling him King Scab, and Maegor the Cruel was murdered in that chair. By that chair, to hear some tell it. It is not a seat where a man can rest at ease. Ofttimes I wonder why my brothers wanted it so desperately.”
Jace Scott
>based Robert was right all along
Was he, dare I say, the best king the Seven Kingdoms have ever seen?
Chase Morgan
>ywn have someone travel all the way to Carcosa to worship the King in Yellow.
Blake Bennett
We still have Star Wars and the walking dead shitposting what is dead May never die
Nicholas Harris
nah he's already counting the money he's going to make replacing Hans Zimmer.
Daniel Bennett
I have no idea just saw it here
Gabriel Jackson
did you take that from a reddit post or something
Brody Parker
>user, you'll support your queen tonight won't you?
Christian Kelly
Jon if he does it after killing Dany
Bran will still cause some. They'll draw comparisons to him and problematic incels who think they're too smart or something
Dominic King
DING DONG DING DONG!!!
Charles Myers
>*you're suddenly transported to the world of Ice and Fire*
what do you do, bros? I fuck off to Braavos at earliest opportunity
Austin Perry
Ser Davos, I'm coming back for the series finale and I need some of your strongest onions
Nicholas Nelson
It ends tonight bros
Now, say it with me
AND NOW MY MEMES HAVE ENDED
Isaiah Brown
this sums up season 8 in 1 image, the complete lack of giving a fuck to a level that nobody on set or in post production was able to spot a fucking starbucks coffee cup on the table
HBO is retarded for not letting D&D walk if they weren't 100% committed. There are tons of people who would have died for the chance
Carter James
So probably the latter.
But where did the multiple endings rumor come from?
Luis Perez
Logan Parker
Go to Kings Landing and try to Marry Dany
Oliver Morgan
No. That's his whole thing. Robert was a top tier soldier and great conqueror, but he was a shit ruler because he hated ruling. After he won all his battles and wars, he became a depressed drunkard because he couldn't kill anymore people.
Luis Reyes
what are the other fictional settings in the bottom right and left?
Oliver Rodriguez
I fuck off to Dorne and get some bad pussy. Try and become a guard or something so I can fug Arianne
Isaiah Price
God dammit. I will miss all of you assholes. Clam posters, stannis posters. Especially you, Aaaaaarg poster. I unironically feel a bit melancholic.
Wyatt Robinson
That is not true, the same way a dragon may allow more than one rider in it's lifetime.
Logan Powell
How come the women aren't the one making balls jokes?
Daniel Morris
I think we only know the episode title is "The king of the Seven Kingdoms"
So that definitely excludes Daenerys
Nolan Taylor
And now my memes have ended
Anthony Davis
Lena has anxiety, doesn’t do this shit
Sebastian Morgan
He's going to die, today.
Landon King
Jonathan Phillips
You can tell the fake fanfiction maps by their lack of obvious 8.5x11 rectangles.
Daniel Jenkins
-Arya plans on killing Dany for what she did to Kings Landing
-Sansa and the north receive reports of what happened
-Tyrion is put on trial but he survives
-Jon kills Dany
-Drogon cremates her body and flies off
-Jon becomes king
-Brienne is lord commander of his kingsguard
-A dornish man, a member of house Dayne and a few other nobodies make up his kingsguard
-Bran, Tyrion, Davos, Bronn are his council
-Sansa rules the north
-Arya sets sail for the West
Nathaniel Bennett
He ate that chocolate vajayjay up. About all he could do.
Gavin Russell
NAHITENZ
James Foster
He's going to die, tonight.
Hudson Ortiz
That gets more stupid every time I read it
Cooper Long
I ride around telling people why their actions are illogical given their character motivation.
Aiden Barnes
I go chill in dorne
Gavin Hill
Are you kidding? He's like the only survivor of this shipwreck. Djawadi is like Hans Zimmer tier in popular acclaim at this point, quality aside
Adrian Johnson
>Argentina
>White
Parker Perry
OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
Gavin Perry
fuck wrong pic
Juan Nelson
where my New Ibbish niggas at
Xavier Adams
what the fuck was his problem?
Colton James
It is true, look it up. There has never, EVER been a dragonrider that's ridden two dragons. They all either die with or before their dragons, or never ride another again even if the dragon died and others are available.
Look at Viserys I, rode Balerion, never rode again
Wyatt Brooks
That's just the Known World, not the Actual world. That map doesn't disprove the map I posted.
Cooper Kelly
I’m guessing you made the King Jon part up.
Isaiah Carter
where can i bet?
Angel Hill
GOD DAMN IT, NED. WAKE UP! THE WHOOOOORE WILL BURN US TO A CRISP! Wine!!
THEY TELL ME SHE IS CROSSING THE NARROW SEA AND YOU ASK FOR A PARLEY. FOR GODS' SAKE, NED!!
Lincoln Phillips
My onions would kill Drogon let alone a man
John Lopez
I would give you some but you cut my fingers off, my Lord
Gavin Lee
Valyria so I could die
Jaxson Ward
A prequel in general is probably a bad idea as part of the allure GOT had was wondering who would live, die, and win. With a prequel (unless it is set outside of that GRRM has written on specifically) everything would be known. With Bobby's Rebellion we know Robert will win and Rhaegar will die before his father.
Isaac Watson
hindsight is 20/20 Robert
Matthew Mitchell
>There has never, EVER been a dragonrider that's ridden two dragons.
Jon rode both Dany and Rhaegal, though
Leo Powell
I mean in reality, was he that bad? He was a solid figure that nobody wanted to rebel against because he'd smash them, the realm wasn't starving and he owed most of his debt to the Lannisters instead of some foreign country.
He was certainly better than most of the other options
Cooper Reyes
But...they did alter Endgame due to the backlash received after Captain Marvel. I had a picture of Thanos choking and breaking her neck. It never happened in Endgame.
Brody Powell
Fight for Stannis
Hunter Mitchell
I'm a 6'3 guy who is virtually immune to all disease at the time and has extensive advanced knowledge of technology beyond medieval era.
I'd go around Westeros making the eight in honour of King Robert.
Aaron Moore
i'd find euron and suck his dick
Gavin Brooks
Right. The Known World. The only parts of the world we know. Anything outside that map is fanfiction theory.
Isaac Thompson
Evan Brooks
Sail west and start Americos
Daniel Gutierrez
Justin Cooper
>travel west
>discover wessos (formerly essos)
Ian Martinez
good.
Cooper Peterson
Was there anyone more chad than Aegon?
>rides big as fuck dragon
>conquers entire kingdom
>two hot sister wives
Jacob Hughes
Robert won the throne fair and square in the battlefield by right of conquest.
Jordan Mitchell
Except lots of people plotted around him, he was fooled into accepting bastards as his heirs and all this plotting and shit childrearing caused a massive civil war after his death and likely would've caused one during his reign if he had lived
Ryan Watson
>Gylbert Farwynd was right
Benjamin Morales
Trips confirm
Zachary Reed
> "without their Queen Dothraki and Unsullied and Drogon will become even more dangerous"
> Jon cuts Daeneris hair
> "there is always must be... the Mad Queen"
Benjamin Harris
Live comfy in Dorne fucking bad pussies
Julian Morales
>two hot sister wives
Rhaenys was, but there is no indication Visenya was particularly beautiful.
Ryder Hughes
I'll become delusional and be knighted by a fat tavern owner that I believe is King Robert Baratheon.
Jaxon Davis
>who is virtually immune to all disease at the time
Westeros has different diseases than real life though.
Noah Thomas
Oh fuck I wonder what his dick tastes like
John Davis
post em
Chase Collins
youtube.com
>Lannister soldier: ...Why?
>Daenerys: You brought this upon yourselves.
>Lannister soldier: We were helping...
>Daenerys: What? Oh no...
>Davos: (pointing at Daenerys) This is your fault, goddammit!
>Jon: Stop right there, Davos.
>Davos: She wouldn't listen!
>Jon: We didn't have a choice!
>Davos: She turned us into FUCKING KILLERS!
Mason Williams
My co-worker doesn't want to be spoiled on the last episodes of GOT. She stopped at S8 E2, last I heard.
So don't spoil it for her, yeh?
Owen Sanchez
BS, there would be no civil war while Robert was alive. Nobody wanted a war with him, everyone made their moves AFTER he died.
Everyone saw want happened to the Greyjoys
Alexander Gray
Have sex
Carson Turner
OHHHH CAREFUL, CAAAAREFUL, BOY!! IT IS YOUR KING YOU'RE SPEAKING TO!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WHITE WALKERS, GOD DAMN IT NED! TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS BOY!!
I WILL NOT BE PISSING AWAY MY ARMY AND MY MONEY ON YOUR FANTASY, BOY. GO BACK TO THE WALL WHERE YOU BELONG! Wine!
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TAKE YOUR BASTARD SO SERIOUSLY, DAMN IT NED.
Jordan Sanders
Robert
Hudson Sanders
Will /got/ general be moved to Yea Forums after today?
Jeremiah Myers
Not true. The only parts of the world that the WESTEROS characters know, not that WE know. The Actual world is far vaster, and nothing refutes the locations in this map
Sebastian Clark
that all agot episodes since season 4 are shit?
Nathan Stewart
I'm looking forward to reading all the angry rants about how unsatisfying this episode will inevitably be for everyone.
Connor Cook
>near pure Targ genes
>not beautiful
U wot
Jace Clark
>Have sex
never gets old
Landon Rivera
Judging by Visenya was Amber Heard
Kevin Williams
IF THE LEAKS ARE WRONG IM GOING TO BE SO MAD AT YOU GUYS
i told them to a friend and they think im really cool for having insider knowledge. if fake i will look like a total asshole
Adrian Gutierrez
GODS I WAS GAY THEN
Jonathan Hall
We meme until the next series releases next year with better writers
Benjamin Martinez
Orys.
Wyatt Collins
Bran wargs into Jon when he comes king and says that bran should be king, then 'Jon' kills himself.
Kayden White
Jon Snow dies
Danaerys takes his place as King in the North by cutting his cock off and sewing it to her crotch
Night King chills in King's Landing while writing letters to Bran
Isaiah Hughes
/emilia/
Landon Stewart
so just don't sit on it lol
Nathan Powell
Stannis
Xavier Clark
AARGH SACE ME VARYS, THE BIG WOMAN IS CHOKIN ME, TORMUND DO SOMETHING
Kevin Rogers
Ayden Ramirez
Hi, Dabid.
Dylan Lee
>Stannis and Jon Arryn know the bastards aren't Robert's
>Ned, who later finds out also, doesn't want the bastards killed
>Renly tries to get Robert to dump Cersei and marry Margaery
>no civil war
Lol wot
David Hall
*cringe*
Benjamin Foster
Stannis is the rightful king but Bobby B is a bigger chad
Thomas Wood
More like Katheryn Winnick
Evan Allen
no
last time we posted in /trash/ for a little while
Nolan Moore
was he based?
Jordan Murphy
>not that WE know.
WE don't know shit outside of what the maesters of Westeros knows, dipshit. Your map is fanfiction not backed by anything.
Dominic Gutierrez
GET THE ANUS STRETCHER
Justin Richardson
Calling it now
Dany established Targaryen ethno-realm that lasts ten thousand years
Aaron Reyes
There is no reason to doubt the leaks.
William Howard
tfw we got a goblina nude scene instead of a NORF nude scene
Bentley Hall
>But the moment I saw my intended, with his twitchy little ferret's face and ludicrous silver hair, I knew he wouldn't do
Not all Targs were beautiful user.
Dylan Bailey
That’s only because some brain dead cartographer drew it wrong like any other medieval map.
Jose Cooper
THANK THE GODS FOR NEDDIE
AND HIS TITS
Nathan Barnes
/r/ i eat ass
Logan Butler
Someone post the pic of Danys hips while she’s on Drogon burning down KL
Juan Nelson
ok fair enough
Jonathan Ortiz
FROM THE NORMIES SALT AND THIS TRAINWRECKS SMOKE!
Adam Wright
Nah. We aren't married.
Thanks. I'll write these fake spoilers down.
Austin Davis
OBSESSED
Ayden Fisher
>Thank fuckin' christ am I glad to be outta this fuckin' goose factory, holy shit do you hack it up.
Lucas Rivera
No, he's incredibly boring for a cult leader
Wyatt Russell
He was.
Evan Gray
more hateable than Cersei
cults disgust me
Lincoln Cox
>not making Bran king
Yes, corrective rape.
Xavier Howard
The onus is on you to disprove it, not for me to prove it. The map is of the Actual world until it isn't.
Kayden Campbell
yea he based
Josiah Adams
Dylan Scott
God I wish I was Aegon.
Kevin Morales
That's because riders never outlive their dragons, at least not for very long
Only Viserys outlived his dragon in any meaningful way and had other dragons to try and bond with
Viserys was unique.
If the bond was that deep, a dragon would never ride with another rider either, and yet Balerion had 4 riders known. Aegon, Maegor, some thot and Viserys.
Jason Russell
>literal my dad works at nintendo
Sounds like something I'd do when I was 12 user.
Grayson Perry
is this the same chapter where he says "feed them to the fires, R'hllor hungers"?
Tyler Campbell
>*you're suddenly transported to the world of Ice and Fire*
>wot do?
>I fuck off to Braavos at earliest opportunity
cool it with the language. and for me, i'd go to the city of Dorne
Kevin Rivera
Tormund forgot about that
Thomas Hernandez
Robert posting > all posting. Prove me wrong
Jose Barnes
Imagine being her brother
Michael Clark
>roberts 1000 yard stare
HOLY FUCKING KEK
Jason Butler
Hunter Roberts
>implying Olenna isn't just covering up for being rejected by a faggot
LMAO. And Daeron was a mutt.
Ayden Jones
COMIC STORYTIME
COMIC STORYTIME
SOMEONE DO A COMIC STORYTIME BEFORE E6 DROPS
Jonathan Wood
was it rape?
Henry Jones
Absolutely
Had all normalfags SEETHING for hating fags
Zachary Howard
THE FUCKING AMERICANS
John Peterson
Move to Dorne and get a job gardening for a lord or something.
Henry Barnes
>actually giving a note to a coworker that says "Jon Snow dies. Danaerys takes his place as King in the North by cutting his cock off and sewing it to her crotch"
Yeah user do that and see how it works out for you.
Jacob Torres
Yes, and it was beautiful
Jaxson Scott
the true redpill, Bobby only loved Lyanna as an extension of Ned and as a socially acceptable way to romantically love the man he saw as his brother
bobby had a touch of Renly's faggotry
Jacob Reyes
Jordan Howard
rape is a myth, so no
Parker Hughes
based
Michael Russell
Stannis posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Danyposting
Christopher Morales
A dragon is different than a human though. We know dragons can make that bond again, not necessarily humans though
John Stewart
>you must prove a negative, not prove a positive!
Okay, all of your map is just some part of Earth and all that magic and dragon shit actually exists here on Earth but we just haven't discovered it yet. Prove me wrong.
Anthony Jackson
Why did Daenerys killed innocent people in King's Landing? Just because Euron killed his dragon and Cersei executed her friend during a war? Or is it because she has inherited the madness?
It doesn't have any sense.
Nicholas Flores
About time
Aiden Mitchell
Imagine the smell
Grayson Roberts
Are you fucking serious?
You can't prove a negative you fucking nigger
What source is that map from
Unless it's from a source signed off by GRRM himself, it's not canon
Ryan Wood
>High Sparrow: Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
>Cersei Lannister: What. The hell. Is going on?
>High Sparrow: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Cersei Lannister: Oh really? Do I look like I'm running King's Landing right now? Your hit, on the Tyrells, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my knights going around the city at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help me securing my son's throne?
>High Sparrow: [to Kevan] Leave us!
>Cersei Lannister: No! You stay here, I'm in charge!
>High Sparrow: [puts his hand on Cersei's shoulder] Do you feel in charge?
>[Kevan leaves]
>Cersei Lannister: I paid you a small fortune.
>High Sparrow: And this gives you power over me?
>Cersei Lannister: What is this?
>High Sparrow: Your money and rearmament have been important… 'til now!
>Cersei Lannister: What are you?
>High Sparrow: I'm King's Landing's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!
>Cersei Lannister: You..pure evil!
>High Sparrow: I'm necessary evil!
Jacob Stewart
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Charles Sanchez
kek
Austin Harris
>gods I was strong then
How strong was Robert then?
Levi James
I'd become Stannis' bannerman.
Bentley Ross
N + R = J
Jaxon Phillips
We know at least Rhaenyra wanted to try, before she got caught and fucked over by Aegon II.
Matthew Perez
is that pilou with a guitar? god such a cutie
Christopher Mitchell
So what was the point of Pod singing Jenny's Song? Is Jon supposed to be Jenny and he'll be sad and shit reminiscing on both of his lost loves?
Oliver Robinson
What I'm saying is that it COULD be canon.
Luis Turner
Too obviously power hungry. 3/10 I'm glad he died.
Isaac Kelly
And when Renly tried to do the same, Stannis had him assassinated by shadow magic. Fair and square.
Gabriel Hill
>just and pious man
>starts a holy army
>nearly takes out Cersei
>tries to get rid of show Loras, a shit travesty of a character
The only people who hate him are atheist redditors
Elijah Kelly
>That’s only because some brain dead cartographer drew it wrong
and by "brain dead cartographer" you mean GRRM himself who was obviously just tracing around the edges of standard 8.5 x 11 paper and taping them together to make his "continents" lol. Pic related is after professional map artists tried to fix it, but it's still pretty obvious. Fat man is only good at selective autism. His worldbuilding skills are cringe.
Noah Morris
Jason Smith
Aiden Foster
Looks like the Hound without the scars
Sebastian King
Strong enough to probably shatter every rib you have
Ryan Green
Apparently he gets voted in but it would make more sense if Jon just abdicated and it passed to his closest male heir
William Stewart
why is tyrion hiding behind the couch?
Isaiah Bailey
he cute
Jaxon Barnes
It's so fucking obvious at this point
metro.co.uk
Christian Ross
START POSTING THE LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
James Smith
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK DANY
AND FUCK THIS SEASON
Wyatt White
No, that's me. haha
Camden Brown
Leo Morris
Ayden Garcia
new:
Cameron Garcia
Somebody did sail west of Westeros, she just didn't return.
Grayson Flores
New
Logan Morgan
>he owed most of his debt to the Lannisters instead of some foreign country
I think Littlefinger borrowed heavily from the Iron Bank too in the name of the Realm
Jayden Butler
I will be posting some classic /got/ stuff as a tribute for all these years we've shared shitposting together
Jace Barnes
>just tracing around the edges of standard 8.5 x 11 paper and taping them together
The worst part of it is, this is clearly indeed what he did.
Wyatt Moore
What ethnorealm? She is the only pure blooded valerian. You can’t have a master race made out of 1 person.
Jaxon Lopez
Adrian Peterson
the leaks were posted already. jon kills dany and bran becomes the king
Christopher Ward
Yeah too bad Renly was too weak.
Daniel Cruz
>Putting your feet in the furniture
Degenerate Edd.
Jonathan Carter
Nigger and it could just as easily be fucking empty
Your original post said "imagine a show in the bottom right" and people told you your map was bullshit.
Which it is
Bullshit.
Joseph Hall
WHAAT WHAAT?? THE WHOOOORE IS SAILING TO WESTEROS!? *slams fist against the table*
READY THE MEN, ALERT THE ENTIRE REALM. GOD DAMN IT, NED, THIS TARGARYEN WHORE WILL BE THE END OF US. I TOLD YOU, NED! I TOLD YOU!
NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. TAKE THE QUEEN TO HER CHAMBERS. WHERE IS MY HAMMER??
I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM READY NED, I WILL SMASH HER HEAD INTO PIECES, I WILL MURDER HER DRAGONS NED. LIKE I MURDER THAT BASTARD OF HER BROTHER
JOIN ME, NED. WE CAN TAKE ON THEM
*dragon already burning the walls of KL*
THE WHOOORE HAS ARRIVED!! DON'T GIVE AN INCH, DON'T YOU MOVE. I WILL FIGHT HER FIRST
Charles Cox
No, Bobby was just a big manchild. He wanted all the things he couldn't get. And he got everything except Lyanna. And being a fat angry fuck he couldn't accept the world not doing as he pleases.
Lucas Perez
rad
Parker Davis
Anything COULD be canon, but it isn't until it's canon. That's what fanfiction means.
Chase Ward
Cute
Michael Peterson
she's gonna breed jon
Cooper Lopez
Those tits on missandei
Henry Lopez
These bookies are gonna be BTFO when Stannis shows up
Liam Rogers
What are you guys talking about? The rectangles? The book they came in wasn't even 8.5x11 IIRC. They were folded up to fit inside the front cover of the book. Where are you getting the 8.5x11 nonsense?
Lincoln Robinson
More rape your grace?
Lucas Sullivan
none of the houses were ready to take up arms. Political scheming is one thing but raising the banners is another. It's like in CK2 when you crush a rebellion, nobody rebels for a while
Adam Hall
Leo Thomas
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Your fire burns low, /got/
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New:
Jonathan Walker
i want to fuck her and have me call her mommy
Christopher Reed
WHAT'S JORAH DOING?
Elijah Kelly
/ourqueen/
Hudson Gomez
>Nathalie Emmanuel and her big mulatto titties
I want a caramel flavored GF so much bros, fuck this gay earth.
Logan Young
>The onus is on you to disprove it
>What I'm saying is that it COULD be canon.
Okay, then the rest of your world is inhabited by nine foot tall green people with three dicks who eat each other's feces all day and you can't do anything to disprove it.
Kayden James
absolutely
Ian Robinson
I would fuck season 1 Theon
Nicholas Perry
Based Jorah winning the afterlife pussy game
Oliver Barnes
Warn Dany about Manlets and Dwarfs and eunuchs, warn Stannis about Shireen, fuck off to Essos because Westeros is autistic
Jayden Ortiz
based
Justin Robinson
>Everyone
"Ha ha batnz etc"
>Gwendoline
*actually notices a picture is being taken*
Andrew Ward
What castle is that?
Xavier Kelly
Robert Baratheon, who has guaranteed nat 20 rolls against Targshits
Jeremiah Long
highgarden
Chase Howard
Well, all the white walkers and wights are gone. Why not go home to where you like it most? Fuck it, Jon offered them safety south of the wall, goblina killed all the Others with ninja stabby stabby trick. Tormund even seemed happy being back north of the wall on their wight hunt. Seems like to him that the only bad thing up there were the Others.
Caleb Nelson
The second Robert finds out is the moment banners go up and war is declared. The second Robert does try to dismiss Cersei so he can fuck, marry or breed Margaery is the second banners go up and war is declared. The second Robert tries to kill those kids and Ned refuses and Robert won't let him is the second banners go up
Camden Young
How many episodes is there in this last season, 5 or 6?
Luis Peterson
Because there are 5 of them available on HBO now. I thought the last one would air tomorrow??
Ryan Nelson
You're a hot mess user.
Julian Ramirez
What do you mean? Just answer me please...
Cameron Cook
user....
Julian Lewis
Yes yes, get on with the answer already.
Isaac Brown
>he doesn't know
Adrian Moore
STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS