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Why are the guards so pesky?
Saging this russophobic propaganda shit. Fuck off CIA shills
Based russian Maester.
>CIA
You have no idea who is in charge here, do you?
Goddamit your country had him killed.
So tanning beds are actually just radioactive?
>americans speaking with a russian accent
cringe
So is the Sun. It's why I stay indoors.
I hope you're all ready for the influx of annoyed GOT refugees who will inevitably find their way onto our RBMK threads.
no more radioactive than 10 bananas
Damn, this reminds me of the robocop commercial
>everyone knows what will happen and how it ends
>still a 3.6/3.6 show
I guess that proves that you don't actually need to throw "haha, bet you didn't see THAT coming" moments at the audience.
Do you think the dragons use some sort of nuclear blast?
THE CORE'S PREGNANT, NED
Make sure to hand out fresh graphite as a welcome gift.
Y'all hear me I ain't buying this shit. First of all it's not a fucking cosmic cube it's not shines it's a casual cinder block lookin motherfucker so why the fuck firefighter would even bothering his time to pick it up?!?! And second even if it would be a fucking purest uranium it would take days to fucked up hand that badly. What a fucking shitshow
Since they have infinite fuel I guess they aren't far from Godzilla
It's russophobic propaganda user, of course it doesn't make sense.
FUCK YOU
RUSSIA GREATEST COUNTRY
OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THAT DUUDE
More boron, your grace?
>even a shitty TV documentary from 2004 had the actors actually speak russian
GO GET THE GRAPHITE STRETCHER!
I want to punch Fomin in his stupid fucking face.
Reminder that Dyatlov did nothing wrong, the RMBK was a garbage reactor that was destined to explode.
Dyatlov? Gods, what a stupid name. Sounds like some damn murder mystery.
Can you sprinkle boron on spicy food?
We're out of control rods, your grace. The core is empty.
As long as they say "comrade" we'll be fine
EHMTEH, ES ET?
Why is this so funny
IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?
WELL CONTINUE THE TEST.
>A GRAPHITE BLOCK ON AN OPEN ROOF, COMRADE!
I know in Russian army they gave you boron so your dick wouldn't be hard on
We won't be fine, I suggest we evacuate the thread.
>no posted reactorchan yet
Only thing missing is hot girls to masturbate to. Hopefully, episode 4 will introduce some dom who steps on men's balls.
Kek whoever made this.
1. It's Bromine.
2. It's a debunked meme
the hospital nurse was a qt
>the reactor was shit
>Dyaltov's plan was shit
Wow. Maybe they're both shit.
>Told he couldn't go below 700MW for the test
>Powered the reactor down to 200MW
how is he not at fault?
More Polonium-210, your grace?
She's flat and bland.
>make sure Fire Fighter Ignatenko is sent to extinguish the Chernobyl fire AS A BOY
alright, who here is holding out on posting the shinebox box meme?
Flat is justice.
The reactor was accidentally powered down to 30Mwt, they managed to get it to 200Mwt. But yeah it was likely Dyatlov's decision to start the experiment there.
Nuclear reactors should be invulnerable to operator error.
No but the Doom ov Valyria was an abject lesson on why dragonfire and vast deposits of uranium ore don't mix.
ILL HAVE YER HEAD ON THE ROOF!
There's nothing wrong with being flat.
Are you saying Tyrian saw graphite in the ruins of Valyria?
>he doesn't know about reactorchan
don't give the artfag any ideas
>unironically implying core-chan was defective in any way shape or form
Dyatlov just wasn't man enough to handle her. This is why you don't let incels work in NPPs
I need boobs and ass, dude. #bornthatway
Stone men is what happens when radiation and magic mix.
yet another reason why us footfags are ascendant beings. if they have feet, and they aren't mangled by some terrible accident, we're fine.
Footfags should be genocided.
>radiation will emit for 20k years
why not harness that energy to move a turbine? free energy for 20k years
Activating footfag repellent
the other reactors at chernobyl continued to be operated for 15 years after the incident
Still, he decided to run the test knowing the reactor was not quite stable at that power. It was deliberate, not user error.
FETCH ME THE POWER RATING STRETCHER
Wrong, it was a defective reactor sabotaged by CIA elements.
>tfw STILL no core chan feet
F U C K & S U C K
Dont be ridiculous, he was just delusional from alcohol detox
And how exactly do you plan to "harness" atmospheric radiation?
That's a good shop
now go home and get your fucking shinebox!
I'm sure Corechan-fag is hard at work.
develop radioactive sensor that can turn a turbine
The general will soon reach critical mass and will be self-sustaining. If only we had a molten salt design to cool off the game of thrones hotheads.
Why is there smoke coming out of reactor 4, Dyatlov?
I am hoping he has reactor-chan dabbing on some people.
cherenkov effect. perfectly normal
I miss this show even before it's ended. 5 episodes is not enough to make my loneliness go away and then these comfy threads will die off. How to cope, lads?
right here comrade
Oh no, that's not smoke. It's steam for the steamed fans. Mmmmmmm!
>still no corechan and the helicopter
he is a fucking lazy bastard! You are a fucking lazy bastard! I am fucking talentless bastard!
>the gates of hell are open in the hall next door, and will be for the next ten thousand years
>just go back to work lol
lole
Has anyone here actually masturbated to these pics? Honesty's the best policy.
Be honest, how many of you would migrate to Godzilla threads when the show is over?
i suppose they couldn't just turn them off
And you call it steamed despite the fact that it's obviously molten.
Nope.
I detest CGI for obvious reasons, so no. It is a no.
Of courshe
Still only the two episodes??
Radiation don't move the turbine, user
Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant
>The first accident at the plant occurred shortly after the first unit came online. On 7 January 1975 a concrete tank containing radioactive gases from Unit 1 exploded; there were no reported accident victims or radiation releases.[11][12]
>Less than one month later, on 6 February 1975, the secondary cooling circuit of Unit 1 ruptured, releasing contaminated water into the environment. Three people were killed, and the accident was not reported in the media.[11][12]
>On 28 November 1975 a fuel channel in Unit 1 suffered a loss of coolant, resulting in the degradation of a nuclear fuel assembly that led to a significant release of radiation lasting for one month. Immediately after the accident, the radiation level in Sosnovy Bor, 5 kilometres (3.1 mi) from the affected power unit, was 600 mR/h; in total, 1.5 MCi was released into the environment.[13] The exposed inhabitants of the Baltic region were not notified of the danger. The accident was not reported in the media. (Practically the same accident occurred in Unit 1 of the Chernobyl Power Station in 1982.)[11][12][14]
>In July 1976 and again in September 1979, due to a poor safety culture, fire broke out in a concrete vault containing radioactive waste. Water used in extinguishing the fires was contaminated, leaked into the environment, and entered the water table. This was not reported in the media.[14][12]
>On 28 December 1990, during refurbishment of Unit 1, it was noticed that the space between the fuel channels and the graphite stack (contaminated during the 1975 accident) had widened. The contaminated graphite was spilled, and the radiation levels in the space under the reactor increased. Radiation was detected 6 km away from the unit, but this was not reported in the media.[14][12]
>On 3 December 1991, due to faulty equipment and lax safety rule compliance, 10 new fuel rods were dropped and damaged. The staff tried to conceal the accident from the management.[12]
Not great, not spaghetti.
There's no room. The tanks are full, i checked
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No luck putting out them reactors then?
i have but i think it gave off a lot more than just 3.6 roentgens because my dick fell off
they're starving us, laughing all the way. HBO likes to torture people, in case you haven't noticed.
>10 new fuel rods were dropped and damaged
"Whoops!" [laughtrack plays]
at this radiation level? Localized entirely within the biological shield?
i basically memorized reactorchan's design and masturbated to her in my head like anything else
what's the bioshield made of?
They could but it would just make the blow on Russia's economy even worse. A lot of people consider Chernobyl to be the beginning of the end for the Soviet government.
>he hasnt wanked it to reactor chan
what are you, a faggot?
You don't put your laptop next to your bed?
>at this radiation level?
its only at 3.6
like eating 20 bananas in one sitting
toe nail clippings
>turns towards the camera with a burnt face and shrugs
>freeze frame
>roll credits
600 GORILLION CHEST XRAYS
Jared Harris should be fucking knighted.
Why didn't they use bananas instead uranium?
He looks like he's had more than a few x-rays! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>arrive at hospital
>see the red face gang
>they dont include me because dont have red face
>they laugh at me and make jokes
>ask me "wheres yer tan, user?" while scoffing
>all dead within a few weeks
oof
7 GOOGOLPLEX BULLETS
Joke's no them, they'll be dead in 3.6 days.
Better to be dead than not have a sicc tan.
I get why those 3 dudes sacrificed themselves.
400 rubles are 400 rubles
>a fucking mosque
What place on Earth is safe from the muslims now?
China.
>let's make up a retarded mary sue character to push "a womyn clears up the mess men made" feminist meme with zero respect to real liquidators
why is this ok
Nowhere. Muslims outnumber every other population on Earth now.
Slav countries.
the last 2 digits will determine the number of roentgens that will pass through you this year
Have sex.
fag
South america
they have their own uyghur infestation to deal with
they've even had a mudslime terror attack when some uyghur dunecoon ran around a train station stabbing chinks randomly
>few
didn't the one that got it worst live for like 24 weeks and he was shitting and puking his entrails until the moment he died?
Who rubbed your dicktip with sandpaper, user? She cool.
>Fallout 3 computer
Oh fuck
>shitting and puking his entrails
4 o o __ bubbles
>Have an actual woman who headed the evacuation of the town
>stayed behind while the last people were taken out
>completely ignored 5 seconds of buses are the only thing shown of the evacuation
BRAVO
Hallo, meesus Khomyuk.
>And from somewhere in the heart of the tangled mass of rebar and shattered concrete—from deep inside the ruins of Unit Four, where the reactor was supposed to be—Alexander Yuvchenko could see something more frightening still: a shimmering pillar of ethereal blue-white light, reaching straight up into the night sky, disappearing into infinity. Delicate and strange and encircled by a flickering spectrum of colors conjured by flames from within the burning building and superheated chunks of metal and machinery, the beautiful phosphorescence transfixed Yuvchenko for a few seconds. Then Tregub yanked him back around the corner and out of immediate danger: the phenomenon that had entranced the young engineer was created by the radioactive ionization of air and was an almost certain sign of an unshielded nuclear reactor open to the atmosphere.
The first man to lay eyes on core-chan.
bend over
they didnt. 2 of them are still alive and the third one died in 2005
Argentina has a mosque made in gold
(And the biggest jewish community after USA)
Fuck this westcuck propaganda shit
Get back to your niggers filming Wakanda-tier shit and don't touch the slavs
Goddamn amerisharts
Link it.
We’re already here.
This. Three Mile Island was worse disaster. Fuck Americans, irradiated pig shit.
Why no tripfags tho? We need some t h r e a d__c u l t u r e
imagine...
Hickey was fucking evil, he deserves to fie.
the last one was a cancerous slimy retard so now /rbmk/ will respond with hostility to tripfaggotry
the USSR is gone comrades you can't stop defending it now
blue board, bro
what happened to bill burr
>slimy retard
What did he do?
What the fuck was this stupid shit line where she phoned someone to hear a retarded code and thats how she knew they were depleting concrete and burr.
Fucking retarded shoehorned bullshit
>two threads
YOU HAD ONE JOB
shitted up the thread with tripfaggotry and pissed everyone off with his autismo grande
Blue Board
Red Faces
You find it unbelievable that a nuclear physicist is smart and uses coded language in a totalitarian surveillance state?
Would you do it Yea Forums ? Would you sacrifice your self to save billions ?
Will gays understand?
>Simka, 14
>Borya, 5
I got this shit, science, bitch!
How many rubles?
We can still see the outcome of this disaster in their population.
they thought the phone might have been tapped by cia you dumb shit
phone's bugged, chum
How do nuclear power works?
spoiler that stuff,
...the roentgens.
>totalitarian
>Gorbie times
kek
Anyone else hyped for the scenes where the liquidators shovel sand onto the molten reactor material? The horror vibes are going to be over the top, the end of the second episode was solid.
>by cia
The one who is retarded is you here
like so
Reminder that modern nuclear power is 100% safe and this show is Big Oil propaganda.
>Chernobyl thread
>spoilering results of radiation
get the fuck out
that old guy wanted to toss jared out the heli for not answering him quick enough.
>say something they don't like
>lose your job
>lose your house
>get forced to move to somewhere like Siberia or china and work a shitty job for pennies
gorbie may not kill as many people as stalin did but hes not a saint
STANDING
>modern nuclear power is 100% safe
jej
I don't want to wait another day!
It was just banter
Can we send them to the roof?
Only if they'd shoot me afterwards. I'm not man enough to handle acute radiation sickness.
>Weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win.
shit bruhs, i wanna believe
a bullets hits a gorilion bullets to make heat to make steam and turn turbine to turn generator
thats all westcuck bullshit
SOVIETS ARE TOTALITARIAN THEY SHOOT PEOPOL ON STRITZ
The spicy rock gets refined, refined spicy rock is put in water, spicy rocks fight each other making water go hot.
Same as a coal plant. Heat vaporizes water to rotate turbines, hence generating electricity. The only difference is that the heat is created through radioactive decay.
Russian here. Fuck this fag. Russians hate communists - only old people vote communist.
Dooming me to a slow, excruciating death by melting? Fuck that.
not decay, fission
The seething vatniks are almost the best part of these threads
not great not terrible about the same as 20 x rays
>Russian here.
Cвинopыл плec
jokes on you I've been here for a week
brb rewatching episode 1
Great quote from a great film, it's beautiful, thanks for reminding me user.
k, bro. stay cool :)
my favorite quote of all time desu
I think it is the same people trying a different bait method now that people wont bite the composite character anymore.
Who's painting these apus?
This. I stand corrected.
why not wear some spf cream?
>now that people wont bite the composite character anymore.
people are still fooled by that shit
M I L K :: F O R :: T H E :: B U R N S
>ding ding ding
Comrades, could I have your attentions please.
People in /GoT/ are talking about us.
Made it, lads.
>/got/
dead in 5 days
>massive industrial complex that kept suffering system failures
>routine test triggers a catastrophic chain-reaction
>information black out
>massive amount of military men and hardwares sent to contain the source
Feels like Black Mesa
And thank Jesus for that.
yes comrade?
they thought it wasnt serious at first
внимaниe внимaниe
They literally assured the administrator that nothing would go wrong!
*condescending laugh*
ok, user.
not great but not terrible
We need a united front against bugmen incursions into our threads. We must defend what we have created here.
>5 days
u mean in less then half a day
why did the firefighter’s hand burn? what specifically was happening
join me frens we'll be safe from the atoms
Gorby was a big softie.. too much frankly. Yeltsin should have been swimming with the fishes by '88
>the people who vote for the communists and wish communism had never ended are the people who actually lived under it
rly maeks u think
also, threadly reminder that the USSR was based and redpilled, and that its citizens supported it until the end. It had serious problems, yes, but it was deliberately sabotaged and destroyed by the oligarchs and mafiosos who have run Russia ever since. Yeltsin was unironically the worst Russian leader of the 20th century.
cursed
he's referring to the end of threads not the show, you silly man
he just picked up some burnt concrete, it was really hot
he was holding burnt concrete.
describe the temperature of something burning, user?
Don't worry, I'll be *cough* fine outside.
make your apu /cherno/ related
British Civil Defence advice during the cold war was literally to build a fort out of cushions and doors to protect oneself from fallout.
VNIMANYE VNIMANYE
Because of his red face
that was just to make it easier for the cleanup crew to find and properly dispose of the bodies
nice overused meme, retards. regardless, it was super fucking hot, he would have dropped it instantly rather than just stand there and hold it.
>implying /got/ wont implode with all the argh/boar/more wine/the rape sansa/GODS posting
it was radioactive
>overused meme
welcome to Yea Forums, spastic
I'm in denial and I'm staying there.
>/rbmk/
fuck you spastics
you're being delusional
Didn't you see that he was wearing thick firefighters gloves
He was holding a piece of graphite which was used inside the reactor core.
what is the problem, comrade?
I dual wield /RBMK/ and /trek/. How about you guys?
it was bulletproof concrete, made to slow down bullets
He's suffering from vertigo, take him to the infirmary.
I asked for specifics.
here’s your (You)
>I posted it again, LOL
i think he picked up a piece of uranium or graphite that was emitting lots of nuclears
Is he going to be alright guys?
kek *Threads flashback happens*
youtube.com
>specifics
he was holding 50 million x-rays in his hand
no
Damn, fuck that movie. .
>внимaниe внимaниe~
How cute do you think she is?
Was fucking horrible, even by modern standards.
It was piping hot concrete.
Sister showed me some dumb friend of a friend's instagram account and she made a trip to Pripyat and pretty much explored everywhere around there.
She looked like a basic dumb bitch and it annoyed me so much that she got to go on this trip. Why is my life so shit? why don't I have friends? fucking hell, wish reactor-chan would just take me.
What's stopping you from going?
great blog entry, can i subscribe to more somewhere?
>want to go place
>don't go to place
>"gee why am i unhappy?"
Why are you so insistent on undermining the fruits of your own labour? Leave matter of shitposting to the shitposters and busy yourself with your own work.
I have no friends.
Describes my life pretty well.
>I have no friends.
Shit excuse.
my sides
We have assured deputy chairman Shcherbina that nothing will go wrong!
Heh
ccislamicoreyfahd.org.ar
You can search for the jewish thing in wikipedia
What a great community this general has become! Love you guys
I didn't even know about the part with the 3 guys going to save most of Europe from another explosion
It's surprisingly not talked about much when Chernobyl comes up
why is it a shit excuse? not having friends is completely debilitating and life ruining. I can manage without a gf, I don't really care about that. But life in isolation without friends breaks a person.
Because travelling doesn't require any additional people.
we all need friends, bro *hugs*
They weren't American, so who cares.
Because the Soviet Union must never be glorified by the imperialist pig media comrade.
what happened to your state appointed friend group, comrade user?
How would a piece of graphite be on the ground?
Report to the tower of socialist glory.
You can go alone and make friends there, maybe a cute russian gf
or sit alone at pubs and look at laughing people
Haven't had a good friend since 2015, don't really care.
that's just really sad. What happened?
Alpha male.
Finished school, went to uni made good temporary friends at uni then got a job lel
I don't even remember when I had proper friends. The only people I have gone out recently have been family members or coworkers.
heh, took me a second
Why can't you make friends at work?
I don't think I can make friends at this stage, I'm too broken from all the years.
Try not having had a friend since 2009. No really, 2009. 10 years by myself in this room, lol.
If you go out with coworkers, doesn't that count as friendship? I mean, they want to spend free time with you.
I love you comrades, I pray you'll all find a friend who loves you soon.
It's a small office of like 3 people so not really, they're just my co-workers at this point.
This is making me uncomfortable that you know my life so well.
>Try not having had a friend since 2009. No really, 2009. 10 years by myself in this room, lol.
Jesus, what's stopping you from establishing friendships ?
*grouphug*
You don't need friends to go to chernobyl. You don't even really need that much money. Ukraine is dirt cheap. If you can't scrape together a thousand bucks max for airfare you probably are even less competent than that roastie and you should take a long hard look at your shit
Eh, I wouldn't really count it as friendship, since if either one ever leaves the job, that relationship probably ends there. It's also been quite infrequent.
I don't actually really care. I enjoy being alone.
Theyre called beta burns, comes from beta radiation damaging soft tissue
>beta burns
so many jokes
generate a new containment thread, comrades!
debilitating anxiety, impostor syndrome, complete lack of self-confidence. Drove me away from everyone and after all these years I've kind of accepted that I'm fucked forever so why would I try, too scared to try anyway.
>you probably are even less competent than that roastie
I can scrape together 1k, but no doubt am I less competent than her.
It's not as easy as Diatlov bad or machine bad
The whole system was flawed.
Rbmk had numerous flaws from conception, the positive void coefficient was hidden from plant operators, everyone wanted the energy quotas filled.
In fact there were already faults which needed repair but they were not carried out because of the need to fill energy quotas.
Diatlov's mistake was pulling all the control rods out in order to sustain the bleeding reactor.
The reactors flaws caused the meltdown also because the emergency button was pressed but it only made things worse.
>impostor syndrome
fuck, that's depressing.
stay strong, brofriend
>ASSr
get me that new thread to combat loneliness, guys
Yeah but thats the reason why he didnt drop it. It didnt burn him because it was hot, it burned because it was a highly specific form of radiation.
OK, Mr. Serious, we get it. jeez
And they should've kept being operated.
Modified to be more safe but yeah, they should be working now.
The exclusion zone around the plant is expensive and the nuclear plant could pay for it but instead it is bleeding international money...
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
how bad is Fukushima relative to Chernobyl?
This post is disgraceful, really.
Both are class 7 nuclear accidents, but Chernobyl is much worse.