Thinks death will soon relieve him of his obligation to finish books 6 and 7

>thinks death will soon relieve him of his obligation to finish books 6 and 7
>the god of death lets him live to 100 to spite him
>has to spend 30 more years explaining why he's still not done with the fucking books
>lives to see every last fan turn against him
>and who
>are you

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Its alright, brandon sanderson will finish it

The books are already finished, George is bound by a contract and has to wait until the tv version of GoT is finished to publish his book.

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Tfw even Linda and Elio hate him now

>based sanderson finishes both books within a couple years while also releasing another cosmere book and some more YA shit

So why is he not done? My guess is he's just too fat.

Here's how I imagine his day goes:
>Wake up
>Still half in food coma from last night
>Can't be bothered getting up
>Sleep until about noon
>Wake up feeling refreshed
>Go to his writing desk
>Pick up pen
>Tells himself no, I will write. I will write. I will write right now. That's what I'm going to do.
>I will not order food
>Well, maybe just a bit
>$300 dollars later
>I need to finish this food before I start writing
>I need to digest this before I start writing
>I need to stop farting so much from that before I start writing
>Fuck it, I'm sleeping. I write tomorrow

people who say this have absolutely no idea about different styles within fantasy novels
just because brandon sanderson is a good fantasy author does not mean he'd be a good fit for ASOIAF

Gurm said that's bullshit he hasn't even started the last book and is still tangled in Worlds of Warcraft.