In cinemas

>In cinemas
>emotional moment happening
>some fucker opens a can of soda
>makes the loudest fucking noise possible
>completely ruins the moment
>I wish these people hang themselves off the nearest bridge

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I really hate that smell of salty popcorn

>character dies
>sad silent moment in the movie
>the entire cinema is dead silent as well
>suddenly a scream coming form the front row
>"YO, THIS NIGGA GOT DABBED ON!"

I laugh outloud whenever a character dies on-screen and half the theater laughs with me

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>going to a film without pre-screening it it has any "emotional" scenes, any at all, and dropping it then and there if it has

>watching movie with gf
>the last scene of the grey
>Im choking up
>shes on her phone browsing facebook

that was me

it was a beer can

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>tfw you go to the kinoplex
>order a taco platter
>have to time your meal so that you're still during the quiet scenes and crunching during the action

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I'm white and I used to always do that because nobody could tell until one day I did it while I forgot I was the only person behind everyone else.

Why the fuck are you doing this to yourself? You have a gf so it seems like you aren't socially incompetent like most people here. That means you can get another one if you put in the effort. Fucking dump her ass and move on

>in cinema
>watch a film and have a great experience with zero distractions
life outside of the US is good

*crrrrrrack*
*siiiiiiiiip*

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>not spraying that shit behind you

all women are like that dumbass

very thoughtful of you friend

There's a reason for doing this but if you don't know it then I'm not explaining it to you.

>eat a bunch of mexican food for 2 days and hold in my shits
>get a diaper
>go to kinoplex
>midway into film
>fill my diaper
>entire theater experience ruined for everyone because my shits smell like death

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>in a open cinema in a rural area
>FF movie
>character is in space, floating
>some zoomers start to laught

>in kinoplex
>sneak in crab legs and melted butter
>people get visibly annoyed at the smell

Not my fault I'm a patrician and refuse to eat the peasant food they sell there.

smells like fart but you're sitting in a room with hundreds of other people breathing recycled air so your inhaling farts anyway

Mine just grabs at my crotch constantly. Either that or makes inappropriate jokes about what's going on on-screen.

Is Kermit okay??