>Gondor liquifies their assets!
Gondor liquifies their assets!
Leo White
Ethan Adams
SHAAARES.... BUY-INS....
Jordan Long
no buyins here.....
Daniel Rodriguez
In retrospect, Im not a fan of viggo's acting
Jaxon Hall
ISILDUR, DEFAULT IT
Thomas Sullivan
then we shall buy in the shade
Julian Reed
>What can men do against such reckless insolvency?
Christopher White
>Is this the power of the “originate to distribute” banking model?
James King
>buy low, sell high you fools
Aiden Flores
Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to trade with him.
Kevin Wilson
what about second free lunch
Chase Cook
kys
Oliver Murphy
Even in the end, he seemed too placid to be kingly. Someone in that position needs a cool confidence, assertiveness. I think his character development was lacking
Luke Hall
What's his tax policy?
Julian Cruz
You are correct, doesn't matter in the context though
William Brooks
Cut your losses, let your profits run.
Noah Baker
Now here was someone who fit their character wonderfully.
Colton Turner
Posting kino to save this miserable thread.
Gabriel Flores
Robert Russell
kek
Jason Cooper
This it. If I take one more loan, it'll be the most in debt I'v ever been.
Jace Sanchez
lel
Sebastian Robinson
Why didn't the eagle just use mordor as a tax haven?
Aaron Clark
Elijah Hughes
>all right, then. keep your shares.
Nolan Brown
William Martinez
Dylan Butler
>You've been going through Farmer Maggot's stocks!
Owen Garcia
>nothing but recession for three stinking quarters
Henry Reyes
Is there such a cucked thing as raising a company only for it to be bought out?
Nolan Collins
The venture of stewards has failed... my revenue has ended... shareholders have deserted us... business partners have betrayed me... ABANDON YOUR STOCKS!! SELL!! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Tyler Williams
Filthy day trader
William Russell
They are taking the bankers to the SEC
Austin Harris
>Gandalf, what's the Jewish word for friend?
>Bailout.
Dominic Jenkins
yes, raising a company only to see your shareholders to run it into the ground
Adrian Long
This is no bank, it's a foreclosure
Ryder Nguyen
they changed him from book aragorn being a big swinging dick kingly guy to being unsure about his legacy and comparing himself with isildur.
they did this for drama.
Jonathan Anderson
why would the dwarfs use an elvish password?
Nicholas Williams
>what about a second bailout
Kevin Morgan
They used to be good friends back in the day, Gimli's family were no elfophobes
Carter Richardson
>There is only one Federal Reserve, only one family who can bend it to his will. And they do not share power.
Gabriel Nguyen
>you carry the share of us all, little one
Anthony Lee
The gate was specifically built for elves wanting to visit the dwarves.
Nolan Jones
It's true you don't see many dwarf credits. And in fact, they are so alike in function and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf grants!
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf credits, and that capital just grows on trees! Which is, of course, ridiculous.
Christopher Jackson
Nathaniel Murphy
Tyler Foster
How did Sauron pay for his army?
Adrian Allen
by putting meat back on the menu
Wyatt Martinez
THE LORD OF THE FED SAYS NAY NAY
Mason Walker
Why didn't Frodo use Gandalf's guarantors to reach solvency faster?
Jackson Sanchez
>whom do you serve?
>"SHAREHOLDERS!"
Austin Powell
>there are people right now who haven't bought Sauroncoin when it was cheap
LMAO
Cameron Lewis
Sauron developed a partnership with leading Mordor business interests, who supported the goals of the regime and its war effort in exchange for advantageous contracts, subsidies, and the suppression of orc trade union movements. Import tariffs also played an important role.
Despite this, the enormous military buildup was financed to a large extent through deficit spending, causing a huge rising national debt. Sauron and his economic team expected that the upcoming territorial expansion would provide the means of repaying this debt, by plundering the wealth and manpower of conquered nations.
Hudson Wood
>you defaulted..
Dominic Reed
The word you're looking for is "liquidate"
Bentley Martinez
I'm just here for my W-2s marty
Nathaniel Gray
>but what about second brexit
Brayden Sanders
>(((leading Mordor business interests)))
Wait were the dwarves funding sauron and supplying him with metals for his army? Is this why they don't join with the humans and elves? Awfully convenient excuse to be "fighting sauron's forces in the north". Sounds like a cover.
Kayden Hernandez
YAAAS QUEEN MERGE THOSE FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES
Jackson Barnes
>Who am I Gamling?
>You are our CEO, sire.
>And you trust your CEO?
>Your employees will follow anywhere my liege.
Jaxson Miller
>tfw understand all these terms and the jokes
Feels good majoring in money matters.
>tfw not creative enough to make funny posts though
Feels bad.
Adam Perry
No, I think OP meant that Denethor commissioned the construction of an enormous blender. The only question is, how will they liquefy the blender?
William Hughes
what'd you major in specifically?
just rewatch the movies and a bunch will come to you, or be a faggot and comb the archive for some
Brandon Lopez
tax threads are the best part of my week
Benjamin Bailey
Accounting. Forces you to learn aspects of econ, finance and management as well out of necessity.