One will protect you

>One will protect you
>the rest will try to kill you

Who do you choose?

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A lot of these are immune to each other.
Bad list.

Who is the African-American on the left-center?

The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers.
A flying dude who heals his damaged parts by eating the same parts of his victims.
He also has a sentient truck.

T-1000. Only potential issue would be the Xenomorph's acidic blood. He doesn't have organic tissue so the Thing wouldn't pose a big threat.
Black Phillip is a big question mark.

why would I want a random ass goat to protect me against the Alien and the T-1000?

You throw a Predator in there, and he solos.

That's not just any goat, it's Black Phillip from the VVitch, i.e. Satan. But we don't really know the extent of his power so it's not a great choice either way.

Black Philip will bore some of his enemies to sleep, and drive others to defend him because it's "intelligent horror".

>and drive others to defend him because it's "intelligent horror"
Pinhead will defend him for sure.

>That's not just any goat, it's Black Phillip

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Pennywise morphs into lava, bye T-1000.
Pinhead traps him.
Sadako is literal magic, who says the curse wouldn't affect him?
The Thing morphs an obsidian skin or something, then traps him and disconnects the piece. Drop it in the frozen wastes.

Literally Satan>Penny>It>1000>Alien>Eraserhead>Sadako>rest

pinhead, no competition

how can he protect you against any of the others?

protected by thing pls

I imagine Satan would outclass all of them, maybe not pennywise but then again he got beaten by a bunch of kids and then 30? years later gets killed by em so I don't know
Third choice is pinhead for sure
Everything that isn't cosmic isn't going to win so they aren't worth picking

BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
Seriously he's just Satan

Pinhead's idea of protecting you might be sealing you inside a torture chamber where your mangled body can never die.

>Satan
Well there's not much you can do about that other than accepting Jesus.

>choose Black Phillip
>The only way he can be defeated is by accepting Christ
>Everyone on the list is saved
>I accept Jesus and get saved

Just like Milton said, Lucifer brings about infinite goodness.

Depends on the time limit
24 hrs then the Creeper
Unlimited time then I'm pretty much fucked because I can't see any of them being to take on 8 monsters forever

Was ringu girl ever defeated? Other than her it's only black phillip who wasn't

Pennywise.

Since it's the old one, not new one, he literally might morph himself into something that has no weakness and be unbeatable.

Pinhead > others

This

Black Philip is literally the devil, idk that any of the others could beat that. Though he really doesnt have any feats to back it up

>The Thing morphs an obsidian skin or something, then traps him and disconnects the piece. Drop it in the frozen wastes.
When did the Thing ever turn into something inorganic?

>T-1000 sees you with Satan
>smirks
>puts hand up
>waves index finger back and forth
>gets on his knees and prays to jesus to save his robotic soul
>Satan turns to ash
>T-1000 gets back up and starts sprinting at you
>mfw

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>literal Satan vs everything else
Black Phillip 100%

Why can't it morph an obsidian creating organ? It's basically Kars from JoJo.

>religious robots
Hi Bungie

Post this list but with 9 of the fats from My 600 -lb Life. Threat level: Dr. Nowzaradan is unhappy with your progress.

I choose the Thing. We build a spaceship together and I burn the creature alive with a flame thrower and journey into space.

Penny can teleport you to the outer dimension or whatever Stephen calls it right?
Best one to protect you

Jeepers Creeper. Everyone else fears something. The Creeper thrives on fear.

Literally Satan only fears God
T-1000 can't fear
The thing can't fear

Pinhead autopick.
The power of hell chains and minions. He would rejoice causing suffering to all others on the list. A true master of pain and agony. I assume I hold the box for safe keeping.

Pinhead. He can just teleport me to that labyrinth dimension where we can chill all day.

Clever girl.

>he doesn't know IT is from space
He'll get you sooner or later

I suffer from sleep paralysis nightmares so I have a lifetime of experience dealing with intense shape shifting fear. I would use Deity yoga to invoke the cosmic turtle to aid me in slaying the alien demon using the traditional weapon of the Chairforce youtube.com/watch?v=fWzXjn5hHjs.

sadako easy
always wanted a qt trap goth gf (intersex)

Black Philip, he provides so much onions to the rest of the threats that they become emasculated little toddlers and in such, aren't dangerous anymore. It's a double edged sword bscause I too will become a estronaut for being associated with him, so the question is, do I want to embrace the kalemale or die? I don't know yet.