Previous: Imagine being the cast of Game of Thrones this season and having to be all like "damn, D&D, you fuckin' fine, all smart with your subverting expectations and horrific character assassinations. I would totally respect your work, both my character and the real me." when all they really want to do is have a satisfying end to their arc. Like seriously imagine having to be the cast and not only sit on the set while D&D flaunts their disgusting script in front of you, the favorable font barely concealing the inconsistencies and hokey plot, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while they perfected this monstrosity. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visage but their haughty attitude as everyone at HBO tells them they’ve STILL GOT IT and DAMN, D&D WRITE LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their mannish fucking gremlin faces contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day as they ruin 9 years of storytelling. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're working on the biggest fucking show in history. You're not going to lose your career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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FIRST FOR STANNIS
LAST FOR STANNIS
NOW
AND
FOREVER!
Dubs for stannis
Maester Aemon : We're all human. Oh, we all do our duty when there's no cost to it. Honor comes easy then. Yet sooner or later in every man's life there comes a day when it's not easy. A day when he must choose.
Jon Snow : And this is my day? Is that what you are saying?
Maester Aemon : Oh, it hurts, boy, Oh, yes. I know.
BRAN IS DEIFIED
THE KINGDOMS TELL TALES OF HIM
FEW KNOW THE TRUTH
NOWITENDZ
Dubs for viserys
reposting for new bread:
whats the point of keeping gendry around for 8 seasons, dany legitmizing him, having dany go postal on kings landing, and jon stabbing her if not to make gendry king bringing The Game of Thrones full circle to a new kingslayer, a new dead targ, and a new Baratheon on the throne?
I really should have bet on him. This Bran shit is so retarded (but would be pretty kino ngl....)
are my expectations being subverted
NORF!
GOOOOOD DAMMMMIT SHES SO FUCKING UCCCTTTTTEE
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Emilia and Natalie laughing in the background as D&D call the season extraordinary
she killed millions because she couldnt keep her cunt flaps shut
You guys talk so much shit about how the writing is bad.
Rewrite episodes 3-5.
Restrictions:
Danaerys must go mad queen.
The Night King must be defeated in episode 3.
The following characters must die:
Jorah Mormont
Theon Greyjoy
Rhaegal
Varys
Jamie Lannister
Cersei Lannister
Missandei
Hard Mode: Arya kills the Night King
dubs for dany
gendry is pathetic
I didn't know today's ep is the finale
what the fuck. what the fuck??
this is gold
Why should we respect ANY of these restrictions ?
is she turning into a white walker?
Night King rapes Missandei in front of Bran
This makes Dany mad
Arya kills the Night King by shoving a finger in the bum
Bran climaxes and drowns everyone with his cum
And who... are you...
Arrrrrggghhhhhhh
look at the little midget next to her she knows she isnt one tenth as attractive as her
I love it when a plan comes together
Why the fuck would we have the same restrictions? The reason WHY it's shit is because they imposed that on themselves. Fuckin moron
fuck!
reminder that this is literally Georges ending, he said in interviews multiple times that the main characters will all have the same ending and only the minor side characters will turn out different
If you are still mad about the writing then direct it at George
gendry fought the wights while bran sat in his wheelchair
Brienne dies when swarmed by wights causing Jaime to be disillusioned and run back to Cersei
Jon kills the Night King instead of Arya
Euron's fleet attacks Dany's forces and kills Missandei in the battle but doesn't kill Rhaegal
Dany attacks Kings Landing with both dragons and then when they start ringing the bells, Dany lets her guard down to accept the surrender but then Cersei launches another bolt and kills Rhaegal causing Dany to see red and start burning the innocents of King's landing
How many times do you guess she fingerbanged the goblino
This isn't George's doing
George was replaced by a Faceless Man
4-5
>Jon and Dany discuss the implications of his heritage and realize marriage is an option even as their relationship falters
>Jon tells everyone he's a Targaryen and they're married in Winterfell by the tree. Bran watches creepily from afar, Dany notices
>One on one between Dany and Bran discussing the mistakes her father made. As she turns to leave, Bran tells her that her story doesn't end well either. Says that their show of faith has shaken that of those that support them, planting the seed of doubt
>The combined armies move south. Varys notices that Dany has grown distant from her advisors. He talks with Tyrion and says he fears she's too strong for Jon, that the marriage will not work. Tyrion disagrees but is unwilling to tell Dany, fearing it'll make her even more paranoid
>Varys poisons Missandei. Her death shakes Dany and shows that her support has indeed eroded, a conviction that grows when Tyrion realizes Missandeis' death is his fault and confesses
>Varys is executed by Jon, worrying the northerners but shoring up his support among the unsullied and dothraki
>Jon and Dany grow closer again; she no longer trusts any of her remaining advisors, and it's increasingly clear that she's in danger of losing it all
>The assault on Kings Landing is led by Jon riding Rhaegal and Dany riding Drogon. They destroy the iron fleet, move to the city, and are almost done clearing out the ballistae when one strikes Rhaegal, killing him and grounding Jon in the middle of Lannister forces
>Dany torches the area to help him out and inadvertently ignites the wildfire caches beneath the streets, blowing out most of the city and presumably killing Jon. Dany and Drogon barely escape
>Dany, enraged, torches the remainder of the city and levels the red keep, roasting Cersei, the mountain, and Qyburn (fuck cleganebowl)
>Dany is blamed for the wildfire by the northern forces but retains the support of the unsullied and the dothraki, setting the stage for the finale.
NK and Bran make some deal and or bran wins through some mental worg battle
Jon dies or gets severly hurt during the battle and danny goes mad somehow
Jorah, Rhaegal die fighting the NK
Theon get burned by danny during the kingslanding fight
Varys commits suicide or something when he sees danny go insane
Jamie kills Cersei and then dies somehow
Missandei gets killed infront of danny during the battle somehow
Christ, how many times did she hit that wall?
>12 views
>uploaded today
LOL WHAT AN EPIC MEME DUDE!!! GREAT JOB ON THE VIDEO :)
It works
Good job user
If fuck er
That haircut isn't very flattering
>jon standing over danys corpse
>alright jon you killed her now the throne is yours
>i dun wanf it am a sworn bruver of da nights watch
>alright whos next in line
>the recently legitimized bastard son of robert baratheon literally only candidate
>the last night before /got/ ends
its been an honor, gentlemen.
Go back to the god tier writing of S1.
>Cut to bodies burning.
>"By the old gods, Arya just killed the night king! Where is Jorah?"
>"Jorah... is dead"
>Jaime and Brienne have sex.
>Dany and Jon have incest sex.
>Jon gets a letter from Dragonstone
>"by the old gods, Daenarys has been attacked by the iron fleet!"
>Cersei and Euron smirk at each other for 40 minutes
>Cut to Varys washing up on the beach
>Varys: "I'm going to spread a rumour that Jon Snow is a Targaryan"
>Episode 5
>Jon Snow still sailing to Kings Landing for consistency
>Varys and Tyrion talk about balls and penises for 30 minutes
>Episode 6
>"by the gods! Theon, Jaime, Cersei, and Missandei just died! And the Cleganebowl happened!"
>40 minutes of Tyrion and Bronn talking about having sex with prostitutes
>And who... are you...
>Rewrite episodes 3-5.
Yeah who chose to make 1 and 2 fan service?
Who chose to do so little character development in all of Season 7?
Anyone who was not a brainlet knew that Season 8 was fucked after episode 1. (Look at the high brainlet ratings for 1 and 2).
show sum respect bro, trying to feed my children here
THE BEST WAIFU /got/ EVER HAD, KILLED IN ONE FUCKING EPISODE?
>kill Jon
>rewrite Dany in the most sympathetic way possible
roastie detected
dont give grrm any ideas
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>when suddenly
Her whole face isn't very flattering desu senpai
>NORMIES BTFO BY BASED DANNY
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What's his bulking technique?
Sundae
Episode 1 was the worst of the season, cringe dialogue from start to finish with little plot progression. Stop defending shitty episodes just because DnD didnt write them
>arya kills night king
>gendry will kill mad queen with his hammer
literally pottery bravo dnd
>Dany posting will end in hours
ITS UNFAIR
Only when she's done up for these events, whoever does her makeup in GoT should get a raise
>If you follow me, I promise you that your enemies will be given every opportunity to surrender via the Christian communities ringing of bells, we'll use a levelled tax system that focuses on the 1%, we'll implement a $15/hr minimum wage and we'll ensure women's rights on abortion
Jesus I knew they'd tweak Season 1 once the show was over but I think this was a bit much
Unironically better than what we got from (((professionals)))
Could a spear really pierce armour as easily as he did last episode?
Is this a Jojo reference?
Someone else using Rhaegal's death better, it really was that simple. And you cucked everyone out of a senseless and stupid cleganebowl, nice one user
I do like that you killed Jon, and made Bran do something instead of nothing. I dunno if Varys would just commit suicide just for that though
*cutes your path*
Jon kills Night King because a: it has been set up for 8 fucking seasons and b: it better motivates Dany's jealosy and insecurity
Theon doesn't die pointlessly
Jaime kills Cersei, or at least does something more useful during the attack on King's Landing
Dany doesn't "forget" about the Iron Fleet, instead gets lured into a trap trying to move her forces by land. Maybe the fleet is hidden behind a cove or has sailed up the river or something.
More setup for Dany going mad queen. Maybe a fever dream with Viserys. Maybe having the people of King's Landing burning her in effigy or something. Anything to telegraph it to the audience more.
Bran doesn't become king.
>Varys poisons Missandei
Y tho?
>I dunno if Varys would just commit suicide just for that though
yeah, i have no idea what to do with him. He kinda became worthless as a character after season 4
>Varys: "I'm going to spread a rumour that Jon Snow is a Targaryan"
>Varys and Tyrion talk about balls and penises for 30 minutes
fucking godlike
she a cute
>You'll never put your tongue in the queens belly button
Why live?
Worst dialoge in Thrones?
>But you need the bad pussy
>a finger in the bum
How does this turn into this
He's not dead, just left ambiguous til early in the finale. I think it's just giving a bit more motivation to it without whitewashing Cersei the way they did. She'd be pretty fucking crushed when it turned out he wasn't dead, she'd burned the keep for nothing and he and his forces no longer trusted her judgment. Still making her look overly sympathetic?
Killing Rhaegal like they did will never sit well with me. There were so many other ways to do it...
why would i put my tongue there
Ah, the, "just undo all this horrible shit we're getting" approach
Wow great acting
Based Dany destroying normies
>she'll never ride you still sweaty from burning peasants
Brain freeze
W
A
L
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Show-wise, did this sigil ever get used, or was it just a concept they never implemented because lets rush everything?
a spear would pierce ring mail and gambeson way easier than a sword
wouldn't go through plate though
Who else is imagining the spam tomorrow?
>that hand
wtf? is she a tranny?
she probably started pigging out completely when got finished knowing her career is basically over and her legacy is tained with mad queen
>the Christian Community
ahhh a fellow Jacobs fan?
Maybe he's trying to poison Dany and gets Missandei instead? Dany has her taste testing because she's already on edge from what Bran said. This is even better, since she feels personally responsible for her death imo.
Why did they even introduce quaithe
So, did the unsullied and the horse niggers fight in the show and blizzard still wearing shorts and sandals?
20% chance the normies eat it up, but way more likely even the normies will be pissed
i love it
fug
before it airs, it's been fun shitposting with you lads over the years
The unsullied did
This looks like some shit straight out of tokyo ghoul
those milkers look so smoooooooottthhh
aaaaaaa
>tfw you will never lick her feet
Why live anons?
>Brienne dies in the long night and then Jaime hears about Cersei hoarding all the civilians into the red keep, goes to King's Landing to try and convince her to surrender so no more innocents die. She reveals that she lied about the pregnancy and says something similar to the Mad King about letting everyone burn so Jaime chokes her out while Danerys is still invading
>Arya attempts to kill the Night King but is killed herself and this pushes Jon to the brink so he charges and kills the Night King and then the news about him being a Targ spreads so he has even more love and support for the throne
>Missandei is killed by Euron when he attacks
>Rhaegal is killed by the scorpions in Kings Landing after the bells are rung so Dany goes mad and burns down King's Landing. Jaime dies inside Red Keep next to Cersei's already dead body
How many hours left before I should evacuate to a bunker?
>"You killed Daenerys Targaryen with a counter riposte, best move I ever saw."
This is what I lielve for, god I am so jaded
>15 kilogram fur armor for 55 nights
>doesn't get to kill NK
no wonder Kit is pissed
by far the most based of anyone here
I never thought I’d see the end of this show with a Bolton
I want to Sansa to humiliate me
This would actually work 10 times better. Good job user.
It really is that simple to use Rhaegal as the mad queen trigger. It really fucking is.
That's crazy that only 3 named characters died to the night king. That he kills even more only makes it better.
get btfo bitchannis
What about with a firend?
It's all going to finally end
This OC is going to be made when the ep drops lads, and it will have the ghosts of Barry and Jaime smiling above Jon as he does it.
It'll be like star wars, they'll keep on reviving it long after it's dead
theon should have killed nk
Bran as king makes perfect sense, cant see why you are all expecting people to hate it
Salsa for that Salsa pls?
they're already making 4 prequels buddy, and 2 of them we already know are going to be total shit
Aye, I could do that
fucking 10/10 can't wait
Imagine being Emilia in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jon Snow, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your manlet body and gormless face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck Iain Glen in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Emilia and not only sit in that chair while Kit Harringon flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the high heel shoes barely bringing him to her height, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he also stands there. Not only having to tolerate his gormless fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KIT HARRINGTON'S ASS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his manlet fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.
>that one prequel where ancient valyria was a peaceful multicultural place where everyone lived in harmony no matter their skin color and everyone had dragons
Stannis with Wakanda tech would've stopped all this madness
please stop please
Threadly reminder that Jon really is Ned's bastard. R+L is a red herring. Nothing happened at the Tower of Joy other than Ned fighting the Kingsguard. Rhaegar did plan on getting her pregnant, but he died, and the Kingsguard didn't get the memo.
I've been waiting for this pasta
It makes me sad that she deliberately makes herself look worse with the kind of makeup she puts on and what she does to hair.
What 4 prequels excatly
I know one is the long night
I cannot believe that it's all coming to an end bros. from the days of rickon and dickon becoming gay emperors of essos, to qyburnposting and everything that happened between, it's been a wild ride
>retarded emiliafag can't even finish his pasta
Embarrassing
Now it begins.
one is about the long night, one is about valyria, we dont know anything about the other 2
Nowy tends.
I don't want dany to die:(
Iktf mate,
It's been a pleasure posting with you all
Rewatching some old GoT
Jaime really did have a proper character arc, too bad they kind of dropped the ball at the end
I rip off Warcraft 3
I think the problem with using Rhaegal like this though, especially with him getting killed AFTER KL surrenders is that it takes much of the blame off of Dany.
It gives her a legit reason to continue the battle, the surrender was just a fakeout to lure her in. Yes, burning the innocents of KL is still wrong, but it's a much more horrible thing if the surrender is genuine.
LEAKS WHEN???
Who's Grom?
in 4 hours probably. pajeets get the episode 12 hours before it airs
We will return for the prequels!
>entire plot is essentially Norf FC vs Souf FC
>/got/ has not produced any high quality memes on this theme
I don't understand
yeah, this is easy to fap to
thanks user
Is that true?
Then in 3 hours time I'm getting the fuck off Yea Forums and the internet in general
same here user
as a native redditor myself I'm already here for the pregame!
;D
Where is that one leaked pic of Dany on the dragon this next episode?
It's a fake from seasons back
It didn't happen last week, but the week before that we got Rhaegal death scene and Missandei beheading. The indians have a private facebook group where it usually leaks first
>hand
dany will kill jon and rule the world
pajeets will probably upload the dany kills jon scene in a fb group
Can't wait for tonights shitshow and Lord Bronn of Highgarden. I really hope it does happen.
Edmure will show up with a relief army only to see the destruction. He’ll then kill all the Dothraki, Unsullied and Northernersto abenge the Andals
>Glad you could make it, Jon
>Watch your tone with me girl, you may be my future queen, but I'm still your superior as a Targaryen
>As if I could forget. There's something about King's Landing you should know. Oh now, it's already begun. These people may look fine now but it's only a matter of time before they turn into barbeque
>What?
>This entire city must be burned
Bend the knee to the true queen before tonight. You still have a few hours left, danyfags.
>WHEN ALL THE LAND IS IN RUIN
>AND BURNINATION HAS FORSAKEN THE COUNTRYSIDE
Hyped
The amount of you fags still being excited for tonights show deeply concerns me
>i dont want to become queen of the ashes
>becomes queen of the ashes
>Jaime kills one of the Brotherhood when he's young
>this is mentioned several times early on
>totally dropped by the time they actually meet the brotherhood in S8
I don't get why people think that Gendry could in any way actually have a claim to the throne. He's not even Bobby B's oldest bastards. Robert has been fucking and fathering children since he was a boy he's literally got fucking dozens and dozens of them. There's even one that actually lives in Storm's Ends and would be backed by the Baratheon family and their cousins rather that Gendry who they don't know at all. Then again the show kinda forgot about that.
Terrible
It's for the shitposting dude
give her the thrown.
burner of the wheel
Just enjoy the ride and turn your brain off bro
why so serious
Easily. Stannis is revealed to have fled to Braavos and continued his secret dealings with the Iron Bank with a cadre of loyal supporters (Richard Horpe, Justin Massey, etc). When the Golden Company comes over to Westeros, they betray Cersei for Stannis. Euron is in on this.
Theon is killed by Euron. Cersei has fled to Casterly Rock, Jaime goes there and ends her reign. Unlike Jon, he refuses to bend to Dany, so she burns Casterly Rock, leading to Tyrion and Varys considering supporting Jon in favor of her.
Night King battle goes similarly, but there's a timeskip in which the White Walkers have mostly devastated the North and the final battle is at Riverrun, Stannis sends Stormlands and Golden Company forces to assist. There's a stand-off between Harry Strickland and Dany, before he's forced to retreat back to King's Landing.
no
Even if the show sucks, the shitposting will be glorious.
Show Stannis was still good until the last couple of eps. I wish D&D didn't hate him so much
Varys would never sodoku
Anybody h
Danerys is cute!
i have been watching this show 9 years and tonight it ends for good, regardless of the quality its been a hell of a ride. however shitty the episode is im probably going to cry like a bitch if they nail some of the departing scenes
Anybody have the full Dany hamplanet titles copypasta? I had to switch hard drives. My other one crashed hard.
Jojo?
No claim to the throne
No charisma
No desire
No procreation
Probably would get deposed in a matter of years
Holy shit that last guy asking a question was bossy as and passive aggressive as fuck
you can't even spell her fucking name right
i want the last post on the last /got/ thread of tomorrow to be that fucking guy who posts ser arthur payne saying "/got/" on every fucking thread since that episode aired. You better not dissapoint me you tower of joy autist.
Pretty good
Aside from the kino of seeing Danny kill thousands of people because of bells being missing
Saved
Stannis. The mannis.
And how the fuck is Euron just a fuckboy in the show? I was hoping he would betray cersei in the end.
This was the last GOT season bros
Im in it for normies tears mostly
What concept
Hey George ^^
Muh
thank god, now that the normies are sufficiently pissed I won't be constantly hearing about this shit series as well
I need to rethink it to factor in the bells somehow, since people pointed out that's probably something george gave them. Just a bitch working around 2k char limit.
Fuck off stacy everyone on here hates you
Stan is who the Man is
>Stan is the Man is
>Stannis the Mannis
The Night King is tired. Send him beyond the Wall. Arya, perhaps some Valyrian steel to help him sleep.
FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS BEFORE YOU DIE OF FAT YOU FUCKING
First for Myrcella
Why the fuck didn't he just accept Cersei's offer of an independent North? Apparently all he needed to do was kill the Night king after, Dany's help really, REALLY wasn't necessary.
>No procreation
His balls still function. He can still have a reflexive erection. Unless nevous pathways s2-s4 are damaged.
BECAUSE SHES MAH KWEEN
The legitimation of Gendry still baffles me, aside to have Arya rejecting him for good it still sound rather unrelated to the rest of the happenings of the seasons. I bet he took what will be Edric's role in the books. After all he is in Lys and Dany will probably met him before the landing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>She sings "The sky falls" just as the townspeople die
Kino
is this bait?
It was a completely different brotherhood back then
dabids endgame is a polish-lithuanian commonwealth type of elective monarchy that evolves into a true vibrant multicultural democracy despite the fact that none of the philosophical, historical or technological underpinings of either of those systems ever existed in westeros
he was in love
kwyn she is
>imagine an alternate reality where charles dance gives other characters orders
Why the fuck was Cersei crowned queen? She had no baratheon blood in her?
Are you dense? Cersei would have had him killed and replaced with a sycophant.
well who exactly was going to contest her claim ? stannis is dead
>Help wasn't necessary
It could have been. If they didn't make the walls useless and bothered to station the Unsullied up there.
shit writing basically
pretty kino my dude
she becomes the first queen in this literal patriarchy because queeeen slaaaaaay
You be on the brink of death like 3 times and survive and see how you look.
I want Arya to steal Dany's face and ride off on Drogon to Essos. Then i'll hang myself.
>*furiously writes letter*
Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be
and his question was the most generic thing he could've asked them
So he cucked his nation for pussy. He truly is Robb's brother, I guess.
Another one of D&D's nonsense memes. In the books, she'll die long before she has any chance to sit on the Iron Throne.
Yeah, kill him when he's up North, surrounded by loyal men. Yikes.
She probably meets him and legitimizes him to gain support of the Stormlands who are under JonCon after fAegon has taken the throne (and Cersei's role)
this is more fluent than reality
that's where they lost me t b h
how does she go from queen regent to just queen?
succession doesn't work that way
Money. Authority. Power. Stability.
She was a great queen, even stopped the inquisition before it got out of hand.
Depends who is next in the line of succession.
Producers loves the actress and wanted her until the last season. She probably took faegon role from the books as the final rival for the Throne to Dany.
That KL paper fortress will never look good
Second for Myrcella
You are ready for my return in tonight's episode right /got/
slowed down and 60 fps interpolation
you should watch all shows with vlc + svp-team.com
Kek
literally anyone. I'm sure they can pull some distant relative of baratheons' out of the ass. Just like Robert himself was a distant relative of Targs and that's actually why he was crowned instead of, say, Ned, or Jon Arryn
Who /braavos/ here
Third for Myrcella
Any image leaks???
one god
one realm
one king
what does this mean?
I can see pre-snap Daenerys doing that to prove that the sins of the Fathers should not hit their childrens (like she with Aerys). But if she already snapped i can see Tyrion proposing this just to have Cersei seethe that a Robert bastard is alive and legitimized
>t. Cersei
how's that rubble treating you?
Azor jon
>Book Stannis
>Just
>Show Stannis
>JUST
>Viserys will never humilate and beat you out of love
Fuck that guy, where's my nibba Belwas shitting on the Iron Throne?
Funny shit, this picture was made in summer of 2017
>even stopped the inquisition before it got out of hand.
she literally gave it all its power
Pretty sure that was a completely different Brotherhood (not mentioned in the show).
you mean the inquisition she unleashed to begin with?
Easy kid
Episode 3:
> Night King army swarms the dickless like the original ep
> Jorah is on the dragon with dany
> She flys over the top of the Night king on the back line
> "For my queen..." Jorhan jumps from the dragon smothered in Dragonglass thorn armor, with two long dragon glass spears.
> Night king Sees Jorah plumetted towards him at great speed from above
> Night King watches as Jorah smacks into the ground a good 100 feet away and dies
> Dany clicks her fingers "Bugger"
> She returns with Theon for the same plan
> She flies a little closer
> Theon heroically dives smothered in Dragon Glass and dragon glass weapons
> Missing by 20 Feet, dies
> Night King raises a concerned eye brow. He hasn't moved during all this
> Third time with Ayra this time. Last of the Dragon glass
> "This time I'll get you, you fucker" Dany smirks.
> Ayra misses by 200 feet and dies
> Dany gets mad and flies away
> Night king laughs a mighty icy laugh
> Sprints toward the battle
> Ayras Spaghetto spills onto the snow, and the Night King slips on it.
> Night king Shatters
and so does his army
> Bran sitting under the tree warging as usual
> Soldiers acknowledge the plan wasn't even necessary
>Dany demands dick from Jon, grabs his crotch and growls "Don't make me unleash the dragon on you."
That works just fine
where do you think DABID got their idea?
What the hell am I supposed to do with my /got/ folder now? Nowhere to post memes, nowhere to post Dany, nowhere to watch the Stannis posters frolic.
>I have no dubs and I must check.
you can probably sell it on ebay
I've been a Day 1 Dany fan. Fuck you posers and fickle shallow pretenders just loving her because muh nazi imagery and Haha she pissed off the normies
i chuckled
Without a doubt the hottest GoT guy. Only Dickon can rival.
Did Tommen and Myrcella die virgins?
ALL HAIL BRAN, KING OF AUTISMO
Usually right after breakfast for me
Both make sense, but Cersei won't be alive by the time Dany is landing. It'll be Dany vs fAegon vs Stannis.
no and yes
Tommen had sex with Margarine. Pay attention.
You can use it for the prequel hype threads my dude
I WANT TO PROTECT THAT SMILE
she has mere hours left of existence
She was born out of incest she's probably retarded or something like that
bye
>being touched on your genitals by a parent's hand
It truly was, a Game of Thrones...
So why isn't he giving her the dick? Is it because of incest?
Same.
So wait a second, the producers are actually reading fan theories and making stuff up JUST SO that it does NOT align with the fan theories to "surprise people" and it goes beyond their expectations? What the actual fuck?
On the other hand, "muh feminism" has been portrayed by a mentally unstable cunt that let her emotions burn innocents people so I guess it a fair and accurate depiction.
>"Ah... So that what it means to play the Game of Thrones"
Goodbye anons, its been a pleasure posting with you
Go ask alitafags how they do it
>stopped the inquisition
she started the inquisition and she only stopped it because they found out that she was a complete hypocrite and were going to punish her
plus in stopping them she also murdered or caused the deaths of the legitimate queen, an entire noble house and her own uncle the then hand of the king
she was not a great queen and she only stayed in power because dabid gave his ebil waifu plot armour so they could keep headey around
MFW
a lil' blogpost:
I think that things varys did before he got dracarys'd are of some significance. During his conversation with the little girl they put emphasis on Dany not eating, and Varys says they have to try something during dinner. What if Varys poisoned Dany with some shit that made her "tip over" to the dark side, so everybody would see she's just as mad as the "mad king" who I suppose was also being poisoned by disgruntled Varys "For the Pipo"
Niggers tongue my anus
Maisie is way above your pay grade, incel.
I'm saying that it was fucked after Episode 1 because they did nothing. In other words, there was not enough time to set up anything interesting.
Ask D&D lmao
She took advantage of a politically unstable situation (which she caused) and secured power. History tells of countless kings who have had a tenuous at best claim to the throne but have succeeded because they were the quickest to mobilise.
No, it skips a generation. Her kids would have a high chance of being retarded tho
>MY LORD! RAIDERS KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER AND BURNED DOWN MY VILLAGE! PLEASE HELP!
*Brann just stares at him like an autist*
Why would he do this shit when he could just outright poison and kill her
Maisie is that you? Pls respond
>Jon chases Dany around the Iron Throne, Dany calling him a fag and taunting that he'll never catch her. Neither notice that they're accidently nudging the throne bit by bit, until it loses balance and crushes Dany underneath it.
"She never saw it coming... The Game of Thrones"
where can i find those filters ?
Isn't it implied that the rason Joffrey is so >Damaged
Is because being an incest baby kinda made him a bit retarded
or he's just a cunt
I don't know. Joffrey is just a psychopathic monster, I don't think he's retarded.
He doesn't just do that. He says this:
>Yes, your daughter. She was raped and her dead corpse raped as well. And she looked beautiful while it happened, truly beautiful.
They subverted this and did the titledrop in s1.
>cry
>over fiction
faggot
Episode 4:
> Dragons whimpering cos hungry
> "Go on, feast" Dany commands
> Dragons sniff piles of zombie corpses, then hold their noses
> We'll you can't eat the unsullied you un-sillies"
> Big dragon looks at Rhaegal and licks his lips
> Rhaegal blushes
> Slowly consumes Rhaegal like a snake, not chewing, but just swallowing
> Rhaegal writhing a little bit as he gets swallowed.
> Drogon gulps rest of Rhaegal down, and sits back satisfied but a big bloated belly
> Gives out a gigantic burp, and chuckles giddily.
> Dany laughs "I guess that solves that problem".
> Puts her ear to Drogans tummy to hear Rhaegal writhe around, slowly being digested.
Episode 5:
> Varys discovers Jon is actual heir
> Varys slips on Banana peel and dies
> Jamie decides to return to cersie
> Slips on Banana peel and dies
> Missendei runs to Dany to tell her the news, slips on Banana peel and dies
> Dany gets mad"
> Rides dragon to King's landing
> Drogan and Dany facing the golden Company.
> Golden Company very nervous
> "Dracarys" Dany commands
> Drogon looks at her and back to the Golden Company and then back to her
> Eats Dany and goes to sleep
> Cersie chuckles and goes to pet the dragon
> Slips on banana peel and dies on the way
based
I WANT TO PRODUCE A HEIR WITH HIM!
literally could be anyone wiith a targaryen ancestor
or y'know daenerys targaryen, westeros hasn't seen her burn people alive yet and half the kingdoms support her anyway, they only get knocked out by euron the teleporting plot device
also brienne of tarth has a recent targaryen ancestor (which is how robert made his claim) so she or her father have better claims than cersei
cersei is only queen because dabid wanted his waifu in the show until the end, cersei shouldve been killed about halfway through season six
But you're male.
Incest leads to either physical or mental deformations. Not neccessarily being mentally slow, psychopatic or other mentally deranged illness can happen. Who knows, maybe Tommen and Marycella had a form of autism or aspengers as well instead of being psychopaths like their brother. Or maybe they were fine, but i don't think so.
well its worth it considering they died for the future king
I think some of it is shit parenting. Cersei set no boundaries, Bobby is openly disdainful of him, parents fucking hate each other... It's not a good mix.
Now I want a Tommen - Myrcella couple...
Its gone now. Fuckin tumblrinas ruining everything
Proof of this highly bold statement?
That's wouldn't stop him anyway.
You weren't here very long if those stick out to you as the best moments. Harrenhalposting was the best era. Aye shubboze veterans are off the table as well.
What is King Bran's tax policy?
I hate Bran and always have done
Same
>and secured power.
how?
literally brienne of fucking tarth
the baratheons only had a claim because a recent ancestor was a targ
the same is true for brienne (or selwyn if he's still around)
plus if you look at many real examples of women attempting to take power when they don't have a strong claim throughout history, they nearly always get completely btfo'd by the royal court
DROGON=Dragon with an O insteadof an A
ZHORSE=a half horse half zebra...g-get it?
VARGO HOAT=nicknamed "the goat" because hurrr hoat is like goat gurrr
BRAVO AMERICAN TOLKIEN
fags.
>...And it was beautiful serf
he's such a sack of shit, I cannot stand him
>tfw started to rewatch the show from the start, probably going to stop at S4
Man season 1 is something else, even the cities and landscape looks better. Robert was truly the best character in this show
if she died like that everybody loyal to her would know she's been murdered, ergo she becomes a martyr. she had to be destroyed, her image of savior smeared before she was executed for warcrimes
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>Robert was truly the best character in this show
lmao
KUUUUUARTH