Oh no

>unemployed joiner
Can any bong decifer the meaning of this for me?

Do mutts even understand satire?

Based Sunday Sport.

It's a joke article

If this what you see on the rack when you're in line at the shop over there? lol

no

as if you'd be able to own a sword in the UK
bin that knife

they couldn't afford an integrity loisense

It's a joke article

Joinery you retard

Based Sport

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Fine day, Sunday.

you gotta hide it up yer arse when the bobbies are making the rounds

RIMMER YOU SMEGHEAD

>blame Eastern yuros for your problems
>forgive pakis for raping their wives and kids
Are bongs truly the most fucked up people ever?

post the chimney shitter one

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>journalistic integrity in the UK?
what are tabloids

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>I have been into Greggs many, many times and have never seen a sign warning you not to put your penis into one of their products - especially after being reheated. To me that's a clear sign of negligence and I intend to sue.
fucking gets me everytime

>we may have been able to save his old chap
>he's just left to a hole to wee out of

yep, that's exactly how a medical doctor talks

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based macnee

stop pretending to be retarded

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>burgers still fall for sport articles after all these years

fucking hell lads

that's 'asians' to you brother

humourless sour kraut detected

mfw

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>fun daily sport thread
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE RAPES

you need help pal

>hundreds of families has put got names to their children in Spain.
>In 2017 57 Danerys and 279 Aryas

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some of them are actually kind of clever

>Do you recognise the chimney shitter?

Truly ruining the asian name, other countries dont refer to them as Asians. Asians are immediately thought of as orientals. Now looking at the "Asian crime rate" in the UK, one might think that Mr Wong running a family grocery store are related to rapists and child groomers.

uk doesn't have nearly the same level of sinoid immigrants as found in the u.s. or australia. hence the asians the uk is familiar with are west and south asian, not eastern

I can't tell the difference.

>anti replica sword propaganda
Their coming for your replica swords next, bongs. Don't say we didn't warn you. But hey, at least you get free subpar healthcare.

I think the US has a better approach then just classifying them all under "Asian" because big surprise all their countries are in the Asia continent. It's like saying calling Brazilians, Peruvians etc. "American" because well... they're in the South American continent.

Yeah Americans jyst classify all of them as "white"

Why the fuck do filthy mutts always make this point when they categorise white spaniards into the same group as nigger hondurans

The BBC used to be the standard that news agencies around the world were held to.
Now they have a quota of 2/5 of people on-screen be "racially diverse" or LGBT.

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I once left a sword on the floor and stabbed myself in the foot with it.

Got to love tabloids sometime.
Oi Dave pull up that someone shat in my chimney story

If they did they wouldn't be pushing so hard to stop Mexican illegal immigration. Unless someone is gonna pull up the picture of police departments classifying "Latinos" as "white" to falsely increase "white" crime rate.

yes asian is a nebulous term. which is why it's good to use qualifiers like western, southern, etc. but the uk doesn't really need to make such distinctions in practice because their only major asian group is the south asians. so constantly pointing out their specific use of term is stupid

no it doesn't, bbc news is seperate from the rest of it's tv production and has it's own rules.

>standard

Hard to compete against the government back then

[V]worry
[V]panic
[V]selfharm
You are here

Alright sure, all's I'm saying is there should be more accuracy in reporting. Just state the country of Origin is that so hard? "Pakistani man does xxx", "Indian man did xxx", "China man did xxx" not "Asian man did xxx"

I mean seriously how hard is it. Why would you want to read "European man did xxx" instead of "French man did xxx" "German man did xxx" it gives more context to the report.

>oik unleashed a plop down the flue

That's exactly how I imagine the brapposters

Meanwhile in America:
efukt.com/22429_My_Life_Without_A_Cock.html

America literally counted MENA and spics as white in the census

same could be said of your use of "latino"

if there ever was an argument in favor of binning those knives there you have it

For non-Bongs, the Sunday Sport is satire. It's not a real paper.

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AND MY COCK

Reminds me of when I used to read Weekly World News as a kid. I knew it was fake but it was kinda fun and I liked weird stories.

norf lads report in

merseyside represent

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>Varys fans

>Why would you want to read "European man did xxx" instead of "French man did xxx" "German man did xxx" it gives more context to the report.
because no one cares if its a paki, indian, bangladeshi or sri lankan only that it smells bad and is brown

this will never not make me laugh

>Brad Chadwick

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/midul/

this cant be real lmao

this one sounds like something from the Onion.
yeah, I know the Sunday Sport is satire too.

>watching amerifatasses fall for the Sunday Sport
my sides can't fucking handle this lads

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>journalism
>integrity

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I wish the sand Asians were oriental Asians.

why did the Weekly World News fail? run out of tits?

>do americans really do this?

Do you remember Viz? top tips was the shit

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>Show tits and Ass.
>But no Cunny?
Gay.

It's not fake it's the Sport.

MEGANONCE

>cunny

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Viz is fucking great.
I've got a folder full of their top tips and retarded reader write-ins.

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Is it actually though? The Sun/Daily Mail literally exist for articles like this and they certainly aren't parody publications like the Onion.

Better to be a Greyworm than have gay sperm.

>i'd been on the cider and spice
Who the fuck admits to being on spice??

and now his watch has ended

We're the most human humans matey

Never thought I'd see Basingstoke on Yea Forums

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R E N T F R E E

Holy shit these are brilliant.

fucking kek

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KEK

pls post mort

Here lad

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Anyone got page 7?

loicense

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You got a loicence for that longsword?

Going to take a bong hit to honor this thread

>pinching his foreskin to make it all balloon up

That's a thing?

>this entire thread
You have made my day /anons/

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are these people real?

Yeah, it's fun.
I pity the cutfags who can't make foreskin piss balloons.

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I did it when I was a child

no

are you?

I think it's a mix of Viz writers and readers submitting jokes under aliases.
It's not serious if that's what you're asking.

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>top ten tricks that leave cut-lets fuming

It's one thing brits do very well. Viz is great at it as well.

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>John Sneed

are mirrors real?

NO TIP: waterskiing enthusiast Fred was DECIMATED when he found out his mum had made off with his winky fun flaps

Reeves. Mortimer. Viz.

KINO

youtu.be/ICyX6qKPwng

what happened to common sense sword control?

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One for /pol/

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was about to do my first ever sneed post with that you fucking prick

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>It's not serious if that's what you're asking.
yes
I don't know what viz is...

God damn. The comics in Viz really are the least funny thing in it.

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I thought I'd seen everything vic and bob but this is new to me, thanks lad.

If you got to the hospital in time and put it on ice would you be able to reattach it like if you had cut a finger off or are you a tranny for life now?

>the broadmoor mint
>phone orders call the house of commons switchboard

my sides

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It's basically an ironic norf comic book.
It's dumb as shit and it's fucking great.

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Search around. They did a couple of straight to VHS things that are largely forgotten.

youtu.be/MyLkGW2G-uQ

youtu.be/MyLkGW2G-uQ

>Only Cowards Carry Weapons
Is that why the various tiers of UK police have batons, tazers, pepper spray and firearms? No, it's obviously because the only chance you have to defend yourself from lowlife shitbags is a weapon.

Biffa Bacon is occasionally funny but you're right.
I don't even read most of the comics when I get the annuals.

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Yeah they're still funny. But they could have gone full 'fake paper' years ago and been better for it.

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>come into a sport thread to prove you're a humourless cunt

why do they always do this?

You can reattach it, there was a case of a guy mutilated by his gf. His dick was reattached and he even starred in some porn afterwards

is there somewhere i can go to download all of these, they are hilarious.

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>his old chap
I will miss bongs a little when muslims take over their island

The official website has a bunch I'm sure but googling 'viz commemorative plate' will throw up a fair few.

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UTTER TIT

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Fucking beautiful

He fucking looks like Edmure lel

JFs genuinely can't help it.

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