This is you, in 10 years. You just won the oscar for best director

DESPITE

>”I think the oscars suck!”

FREE PALESTINE

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"Encourage and promote seasteading, thank you."

I'd send up a white person to talk about the marginalisation of white people and roles in 2030's Hollywood and refuse it.

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>Cara a cute. Thank you.

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extremley paste

SIEG ZEON

lol imagine actually making up to oscars, being on live tv and saying "fuck niggers". even if you lose your life and all of your """friends'""", joy of absolute victory is 100% worth everything

fart right into the mic so the methane gets trapped in the sponge

Let me tell you about the Jews.

>I did for the money, so Id like to thank all the people that helped me make money because this moment was essentially bought by them...

M-maroon Brandon? is that you?

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*ahem*

"Fuck niggers, fuck Jews, and fuck jannies"

Well done Hollywood, well done.

HOWEVER

This award means everything to me, and nothing. If we don't unite to close the wage gap, bring awareness to global warming, give women equal rights, and make our films more diverse and inclusive then what the hell are we doing this for? We have an opportunity to end the tyranny of white men that has been plaguing this country since it was stolen from the native americans. We have to band together now, though. No more tolerance for these hate facts. No more acceptance of people who have ever even known a racist. If we do this right, in another ten years, whites will be a minority just like europe. Oh, and ummm, thanks for the award.

"I want to thank all the boys that I've loved before."

If they are giving away a jet ski again it would just be “Thanks y’all.”

Except there's a delay so they would just end the broadcast before you said it.

"I told you Mother."

*wink*

>He thinks america has more whites than Europa

*walks on stage*
*unveils Palestinian flag*

>Can't read.

I know everybody's asking the question, they wanted know "I know he's going to wild out, I know he's going to do something crazy"
Everbody wanted to know what I would do if I didn't win.

I guess we'll never know.

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>Thanks for the bit of brass

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>stumble up to the stage
It was my Honor. Thank you.
>Leave stage

Based

>I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

>I did it all to fuck supermodels and A-list actresses. Which I did. Thank you.

>Israel did 9/11

I wouldn't of made it here without my daily milk baths.
Fuck Trannies and Fuck Jannies
God is Great

I’d like to thank Kevin Spacey
>walks off stage

>actually thinking that would work and someone in the audience wouldnt be recording it and get a billion views on jewtube

>implying any of you would show up out of fear of public speaking

public speaking is easy compared to one on one speaking

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Public speaking is my hobby

oh wow, this is incredible. I never liked public speaking so Ill keep this short, I want to thank everyone who's believed in me, my family and friends, the producers, my girlfriend who is the love of my life, and I would also like to thank everyone who made me fall in love with the world of movies, from Belushi and Aykroyd to Joaquin Phoenix, from Adam Sandler and Spike Lee to Almodovar and Alain Delon, thank you all

>Cum On Feel the Noize starts playing

>Fuck niggers and fuck 4channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=O0Q_nyjuEak