>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>lost virginity at 24
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>claims his wife’s father is Fritz Lang. Even his wife doesn’t know why he believes this and Lang would’ve been 83 when she was conceived
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>Mads says he can't talk to him off-set because Nic can literally only talk about cinema
>kissed Goose on the red carpet at Cannes
>kissed Elle on the red carpet at Cannes
>cried on live Danish TV because Lars von Trier called his dad gay
>talked about fucking on live British TV
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>copied Lynch’s “dear twitter friends” thing
>calls himself the new Friedkin, claims OGF is a masterpiece, to Friedkin's face
>wife picks his clothes
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes, audience always remained silent
>has no chin
Threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
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I know this guy, he is Kojima's friend!
Are you trying to make him sound like the most based person in cinema?
>gets a standing ovation at cannes while you're forced to shitpost on Yea Forums from your phone made specifically for fags and retards for the attention you're incapable of earning otherwise
>>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
My favorite.
That's how artists should be. Whacky socially retarded manchildren who can only interpret the world through the medium they choose to work with. That's how it has always been, until recently. One of the reasons art and entertainment sucks today is that artists are now forced to be good at talk shows, podcasts and social media and know the right things to say politically, which means only dull normies are making it into the industry.
the purest form of autism, indeed.
>I make movies about violent feminine men
Autobiographies? Why do soi bois have so much internalized rage? Is it because their weak feminine bodies aren't strong and masculine and they aren't successful with women?
>women are a race
It truly scares me how much I have in common with him
>Is it because their weak feminine bodies aren't strong and masculine and they aren't successful with women?
hmmmmmm
So who's his rich daddy?
How can someone be so autistic yet have a successful career in filmmaking(or anything really)? Sure, he's really knowledgeable about his field, but you'd think it would require other skillsets, like networking, etc.
be white, it's that easy
His wife's boyfriend probably knows people.
>she initially said no but kept the ring
kek
LVT
more like kept the chin
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
Jewish nepotism, his dad was a famous Danish editor, he used daddy's money to fund his first movie
>this is a 10/10 in Europe
Being a fellow chinlet that's my endgame as well.
Why is this nigger so fucking based?
are any of these true or is it all Yea Forums memes?
shes got a manlier chin than you sonichu
and that's a good thing how?
thank God for asian women
>race
I wouldnt be surprised if this is actually Refn posting this. Seems like a giant cuck who would get off at self deprecation
>almost got his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He's based and you're not. Deal with it, loser.
Hey, fuck you buddy. You don't know who the fuck I am, asshole.
>the Australian national women’s soccer team lost 7-0 to a team of fifteen year old boys
Uh
/ourguy/
this guy gets it
t. socially retarded artist
What the fuck, you could probably forge the vorpal sword on that titanic anvil of chin.
that's from Taxi Driver
>constantly kept mentioning that Elle Fanning had "just turned eighteen" at Cannes, audience always remained silent
link to this?
post lewd pictures of his daughter
extremely underrated
yes and no
>asian women
ew
if ypu breed her you get chad sons. if you breed your asian waifu stickbugs you get hapa twinks and your line will end on a sailor moon pillow.
Every Cannes interview for The Neon Demon. Literally all of them.
Absolutely masterful bait user kek
rude
>>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
To go further, he said the 16-year-old girl living inside him looks like Elle Fanning.
Probably acurate, actually. Look up old pics of Refn, he looked like Elle.
Typical male feminist creep
>you will never make a movie about an idealized gender-swapped version of yourself lezzing out
Why even live?
Feminist male orbiters are creepy as fuck. Always so feminine and weird.
Caravaggio ran around killing niggas in duels and fucking street whores. One of the best artists to ever live.
Smart move on his part, finding a woman like that will help ensure his children end up normal and his sons Chads.
Where does
>waited for Nell Tiger Free to turn 18 so he could film her in sex scenes
fall in the mix?
Source?
Worst Myrcella.
>Kissed Ellen on the carpet at Cannes
Now that's based
jesus christ
still made drive though kappa
It's all a façade, he's just trying to out-crazy LVT
Problem is, you can't out-crazy true autism
BASED Caravaggio poster
he casting couched taylor didn't he
user you scamp
The one about him almost killing his step-mom are a meme from the unscripted interview he did with Ryan for drive.
Others are true like him failing his driving exam 7 times. Not sure about some of the others
>Mads says he can't talk to him off-set because Nic can literally only talk about cinema
what the fuck is wrong with these people
enjoy your incel sons
Sounds like he is /ourguy/
great artist tho
>'I tried talking to him about sport but he didn't know what it was'
>that pose
What the fuck man?
Nobody but Nic understands his poses
Can someone post his red carpet pic, you know the one.
?
Nah the one where hes alone with the weirdness of his neck in full view.
I truly do not understand this guy.
I pride myself on being able to get into the mind at least a little of some pretty weird fucking people. I understood Elliot Rodger. I kind of got the Christchurch shooter. But this guy.
the kids must be completely normal looking
holy shit
I am losing it
I still can't believe how different he used to look
Just lol if you are here, on Yea Forums, and aren’t stewing in different kinds of hate and anger.
As far as subject matter goes, refn should just keep doing movies about weird, socially maladjusted persons.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with OGF, one of his best imo.
He's like an autistic chandler bing
This guy fucks.
If there ever were a more based man in existence, I haven't heard about him.
As long as he keeps making kino, I'm good.
What a faggot, men are better than women. We just don't say it out loud.
>failed his driver's license exam 7 times
HOW
>What is the most common reaction that people have to your movies?
>I either want people to go home and kiss their children, or kill themselves.
was a translation for
This is the most me on the right picture I've ever seen
>interviewer: when people watch your films, what's their most common reaction?
>windingaling: either they go home and kiss their children, thinking the world's a strange place, or they go home and kill themselves, there's nothing in between
>w: the film was an idea that came to me as I was walking around in [Danish store selling records, comics and the like] and browsing the different comics, and I figured it would be pretty funny to make like a comic book-film, right?
>w: they're made in this, like, newer American comics have this special kind of half-fascist, surrealist, very childish action story
w: you know, big and brawny men and women shaped like gods and killing everything [...], having this kind of complex with themselves, a coldness...
He looks really attractive here
"Sex is like violence..."
You also think David is your friend?
One Chin to rule them all.
You ever notice that males who praise women and vilify their own gender also coincidentally happen to be complete failures as men?
>5:36: I was immensely captivated by Natural Born Killers, but I don't think it was hard enough, it should have crossed the line, too many morals, drop the morali[sing], I'd rather just see it, and people, either people walk out or they stay, you shouldn't receive a [sententiously] raised finger every time, telling you this here is bad, and this is good, and you're the bad guys, we're the good ones.
based refn blowing the ever-loving BTFO the fuck out of tarantino the goblino
>Why do soi bois have so much internalized rage?
because they can't externalise it
Unironically kill yourself nigger
webms, post em!
First pic looks like skinny Jonah Hill
Fuck you. David Lynch, Refn, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, and Keanu Reeves are ALL LITERALLY ME.
>the opinion of a turbo sperg on women is relevant
This is the typical case of talented and successful man being surrounded by women who are kind to him, due to his status, making the mistake of believing that all women treat men this way, because he just doesnt know any better.
How would he know how women treat the average or below average man? How would he know how the average women is IRL?
Ahh I love having a chin, really happy I started mewing when I was a teenager.
Mewing? What like a cat?
He took the lego pill
Refn is the director for kino women don't understand.
Hey, all those guys are my friends, please don't compare yourself to them.
We all know how guys like this are created. He's a giant pussy who has no athleteticism. Other guys treated like shit his entire life. His father was always disappointed in him. But women were a refuge, particulatly as a child.
Typical 'male feminist', really. At some point he's realize that women are only nice to him because they view him as a total non-threat sexually--indeed, not even as a sexual entity. Then he'll snap and rape one of them.
Women are nice to you if you're not a threat sexually? That's pretty cool.
have sex. Kidding, it's not for you
Women are nice to him, because hes a rich and famous director.
this guy doesn't have a single hit film on his resume. all bombs.
'Nice' in a very sarcastic way. And understand, I don't mean 'don't want to fuck you' when I say a non-threat, I mean that you will never try to fuck them, so they never have to worry about things like reciprocity or such when it comes to you.
I wouldn't know so much about women if I never had sex, kid, now stop fishing for (you)s and come up with real arguments.
I clearly hit a nerve with a lot of you. I bet he still doesn't get to fuck them. Make no mistake, even if you guys got money, the women in your lives still wouldn't take you seriously as men.
quality rarely leads to success
why did Lola start using her mom's surname?
instagram.com/lolacorfixen/
It can, if you know how to keep the budget down.
Neon Demon cost 7 million, but should have only cost 2 million, which would have made it a success.
did she snap away 50% of his balls
Hey youre a fucking dickhead lol
Acting like a total knob over here
>I clearly hit a nerve with a lot of you. I bet he still doesn't get to fuck them. Make no mistake, even if you guys got money, the women in your lives still wouldn't take you seriously as men.
Youre just repeating shit you read on some incel website. Im actually quite successful with women and fyi Im actually quite wealthy, or at least my parents are. Nowhere did I imply that he gets to fuck them, I clearly stated him being treated well by women. Your low social milieu public education didnt do your reading comprehension, or lack thereoff, any favors. Dont (you) me anymore. Go sell your incel wisdom elsewhere.
Pretty sure Refn shit posts on Yea Forums too
mogs 90% of us
absolute kinography
I fell for the aesthetics meme and took the neckpill. Ended up looking exactly like this.
>I don't mean 'don't want to fuck you' when I say a non-threat, I mean that you will never try to fuck them, so they never have to worry about things like reciprocity or such when it comes to you.
literally me
His Thot daughter
But you also get to fuck asian waifus. Who cares what your kids do?
He is just one long akward neck
the ironic thing is i'm a super unknown filmmaker with one feature out a few years ago and am prob closer "friends" with Lynch. Spent an afternoon with him and he told me what Eraserhead was about and even proved how red pilled he was with off hand remarks.
holy shit
The chin eugenics strategy worked
chin means fuck all if you still have the social skills of an autist. Speaking from experience, on all levels except physical I am a Refn. But on the other hand if I were a chinlet as well I would probably kill myself, as you should, so good for me.
Why do you care so much what women thinks about you? Mommy issues?
Was just thinking the same thing. Looks flawless.
Well even with social skills of autist Refn became succesful director
Very cute girl, good for her.
>army vet
>queer
Even the army got cucked
>high cut
She's genuinely gorgeous
I want to believe Mad Mike fucked up his suit deliberately to make his autistic friend feel better
she's a 16 year old model
www.unique.dk/female/models/lola-corfixen/
Based post, based user, and (these) based digits.
He is very cute and non-autistic here
>closest thing a thot shot is some blurry swimwear pic that covers more than a bikini
>no boys in pics
>no boys in the comments
>father is a massive sperg so she probably has autism herself
Femcel confirmed. Modern men are too fond of porn to even try with girls who aren’t easy to deal with and 59% plastic.
Reminder that studies estimate that most people — male and female — born after 2010 will never have sex or a relationship. Reminder that the majority of high school graduates — again, this is for both male and female grafuates — in 2018 graduated as virgins. Reminder that 30% of men in their 20s right now are chronically sexless, and that 20% of women in their 20s right now are also chronically sexless.
Is that how coping with yours lack of sex? With le DON'T WORRY NO ONE HAVE AND NEVER WILL HAVE SEX stats?
Oh no that’s not me. I want to raise awareness of how people are fucking themselves over. A lot of the people on this website have this strange, smug hatred of sexually active people and I want to inform them that they’re not quite as special as they think they are and that they are actually part of the problem.
nice
Why do you care about other people so much?
Trying to prove other people are incels or whatever seems like a waste of time, almost like you have an agenda.
And yet women are easier to influence through media and are more prone to follow trends than men are.
Sounds based as fuck to be honest
> >proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring.
She kept the ring? Do men actually allow women to do this? I'll take it back!
Roosh was right.
WTF BUT DRIVE (2011) WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS OF THE 2010s
AM I SUPPOSE TO HATE IT NOW????
based shitskin
hey whatever happened to this guy, is he still making waves or is he too moderate by today's standards?
The only Arab I respect.
>has no chin
Art has literally always been a tool of politics, you fucking manchild.
Kek
That's not even his final form
One of us
One of us!
One of US!
This entire thread makes all of you sound infinitely worse than him.
He made Drive, one of the best films made in the past 20 years, one of the few I would call a classic.
>The Tree of Life
>Shame
>Drive
These are the only great classics I have seen in the past 20 years.
neon demon was, for me, a fucking great comedy. I never laugh at movies but holy shit its so dark.
I would rate it higher than drive.
dilate
Refn looks like hank hill
>He made Drive, one of the best films made in the past 20 years
I share a board with people who believe this.
Christ.
he's iranian, not arab
It's not like the last 20 years has seen many great films. Says more about the state of modern cinema.
Based minecraft wife.
Should have casted her for Neon Demon instead bros
Based
probably less well known
watch when "Woody" Allen starts sniffin around Refn's daughter
What did he tell you about eraserhead?
woody doesn't go for adults, retard
It's about the feeling you get when you put panties in your mouth
>"I woke up one morning a couple of years ago and was like, ‘Well, I was never born beautiful, but my wife is,’ and I wondered what it had been like going through life with that reality,” he says.
What did he mean by this?
How can one man be so based?
his wife is a beautiful person though, just watch any documentary about him
i'm actually jealous that an autist like him found such a nice handler
He does seem like the kind
Sometimes success in film is random. Blomkamp became a director because Peter Jackson was bored ones and watched shortfilms on the internet.
There is something about most of his movies I dislike, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
No laugh track and lack of explosions, probably.
Are those three on the left side all his children (I mean the one he hold hands with and the 2 next to his wife)? God damn, they are beautiful.
My ex called me in panic at 1am cause her car battery was dead. She was lost, like an astronaut stranded on Mars. I didnt help her of course, but the way she reacted, fo such little technical issue, confirmed that women are less advanced than men.
You're An uncultured cretin
which studies are that? your autobiography?
Not really. All his films make money but they are very low budget. Drive is his most expensive one and was made for 15 million dollar.
Drive was mildly successful
That's how artists should be. Whacky socially retarded manchildren who can only interpret the world through the medium they choose to work with. That's how it has always been, until recently. One of the reasons art and entertainment sucks today is that artists are now forced to jockey for positions in court, find patrons, and espouse the current monarchy, which means dull normies are making it into the industry.
I'd be super into it if a girl/boy did that to me
>/ourguy/
the driver takes her to a porno theater
I wonder if his wife is ever going to make another documentary about him.
Beside 2 or 3 i dont know if they are true the rest is 100% true
kek
Why the fuck are nordics so damn autistic?
she's 10 years too old
My favorite bit of Synecdoche New York
>I wish I was pretty
you DOG!!!
And above all he's fucking Danish.
they have seanigger blood
His wife is so fucking based, this is the kind of woman every autist would dream to have.
based and warhol pilled
Keep telling yourself that, bub. And no, you don't get to have the last word. You're just a brat--a very classist brat like most feminists I've known--who can't stand that someone disagrees with you. It's obvious that I hit a nerve. You're so angry you can't do anything scream inane insults and throw tantrums. I mean, come on, you literally called me an incel twice in one post.
Really, you need to grow up, because you're clearly too old to be acting like this.
damn checked
Ah, the second refuge of a feminist. No one ever disagrees with you all because of a different viewpoint. No, everyone is an 'incel' or has 'mommy issues'.
This is why men don't respect you. You can't argue anything, all you can do is insult people. You're children playing dress-up in mommy and daddy's clothes. You're incapable of standing on your own without reverting to some stock insult.
seething essay from an incel
Supporting bio-essentialism to own the fascists.
Liberals are infuriating.
>Be a feminist.
>Claim to hate gender roles, toxic masculinity and rape culture.
>Always call people who disagree with 'incels', implying that a man's only value comes from fucking women, reinforcing male gender roles and furthering rape culture.
Feminism and hypocrisy; can you name a more iconic duo?
dunno about the Fritz Lang one but the rest are true