Favorite Warwick Davis kino?

Muck on the heel of a shoe

yeah it's called the children section

lol I guess you're right, hadn't thought of that for some reason

His daughter looks hot

I thought it was illegal for people with horrible deformities to have children in UK. Isn't a special license needed?

She looks disgusting, i pity her.

this
disgusting muck muck people

cute dog

his wife looks like peter dinklage

its like breeding bulldogs or any other animal with genetic faults i will not fight you

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I like Willow. Yeah, I said it.

someone post them

They should be executed publicly for the good of the nation

how could you not. Sorsha is a fucking babe.

They live in a carved out mushroom

>waits for someone to post it

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Wait I thought this was a fictional movie, do they really have the technology to make this happen?

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I got you lad

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>Bar
>Restaurant
>Grove Suite
>Executive Lounge
what is this, leisure town?

My favorite part of this picture is that, for Warwick and his family, their tiny little dog is actually a full-sized dog relative to their size. Having a yorkie or whatever the fuck breed that is for them is the equivalent of a normal sized person having a golden retriever.

>chocking

i want to fuck that daughter

ew

A Great Dane would kill them. I wonder what they do when they walk by one.

Can we meme it?

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Imagine having to lay down flat on our stomach just to take a pic of this goblin family

>lower than the bar
its like pottery

the one where he gets kicked in the head

>have millions of pounds
>a happy family
>a cute dog

wow life must suck!

edit: also would pole axe the daughter

I wanna sex that sexy sexy dog.

SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOADLINE HUMANS

What happens if I were to walk up to them and pick one up?

It's not though. What you're implying is that people like him don't deserve to live

Laughing at this made me realize there's still an evil cunt living somewhere deep down inside me

Jinkies!

Yes.

but why don't they deserve to live?

because they're midgets

that's not a reason

He had two other kids that bit the dust.

playing WoW gnome IRL

imagine that. you could literally murder all of them at once with your bare hands and there would be nothing they could do to stop you.

How can you sick fucks post this depraved garbage, you can't talk about people like this

People like this guy will say this but say a woman shouldn't abort a fetus because it's destined to be a midget fight me

jesus

Sheeewwwwwieeee we got us a dense nigger here boys

He's Hollywood, it's a carved out truffle.

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You're right.

I thought dwarfism wasn't genetic?

someone tweet this to him

What the fuck happened?
We were almost born midgets,
Oh, thank GOD.

Midges aren't people

go to bed warwick

midge

why would you think that?

Warwicks acting was amazing in this movie, also Matt Damon's face being superimposed Warwick's body was surprisingly realistic.

You little fuck I got money stacks bigger than (You)

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youtu.be/hLB1nqeFLZo

That dog in comparison to them is like a labrador or something to a normal person. Imagine a big German Shepard, Rottweiler, or something pick one of them up and shaking it like a squeaky toy.

>Favorite Warwick Davis kino?
The one where he and his daughter are kidnapped and she becomes OPs grateful sex slave.

No, the most worthless, trash people here breed endlessly it's the only thing you don't need a loicence for, sadly.

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Manlet midget

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

Just imagine, a rabid dog or even a sufficiently agitated raccoon could destroy this entire family. They wouldn't be able to stop it.

they could just shoot it.

I don't understand why he couldn't impregnate a regular sized woman.

Could they?
Just one look at Warwick and I know what political side he leans towards. He wouldn't be armed.
And even assuming he was, he wouldn't even be able to handle the aiming and recoil of anything. Even a .22 would fly out of his hands after the first wobbly shot. The ejected brass casing would brain his wife.

god damnit i want to kick this guy in the fucking head

I often fantasize of Warwick getting caught in a washing machine for an hour. You open the door and it's just a mangled bunch of blood, flesh and organs. His face stretched out with his brains leaking out of his ears and eyes sockets. That image usually gets need through the day.

Fuck Warwick Davis

Would you use his daughter as your own personal fleshlight?

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Narnia

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youtu.be/zULauw4uRA8

Warwick Davis is a piece of shit.

What I hate the most about this little shit (Wawrick Davis) is that he demands to be respected and he demands we look up to him as an actor.

Pic related is a random snapshot of some of the characters he has played in his career. Lets propose, for a second, that you were able to arrange an interview with Wawrick Davis. You meet him at a coffee shop. You turn up late because you want to show him respect and don't want to be forced to watch the 18 year old Barista picking him up so he can get onto his seat, you want to be able to walk in and see him eye to eye, drinking his coffee, man to man, no judgement. You arrive and sit down, and maybe exchange pleasantries. You then look him in the eyes and say

"WEAZEL"

He looks confused. You say

"LEPRECHAUN"

"WALD"

"PEPE THE CRICKET"

You stare at him and ask how it felt to play these characters. How did he get in shape for the role of Pepe the Cricket? Did he do plenty of squats so his little pygmy thighs would puff up and give him an even more disgusting look than usual? How about Leprechaun? Did he spend weeks sleeping inside a pot of gold like a real ugly little greedy Leprechaun would? He plays such inspiring roles. Who could forget Acorn the Dwarf? Such a respectable and difficult role to play. How much talent does this man have? You simply must get to the bottom of everything. When he played Yoda (walk in shots) did he have to buy a childrens lightsaber and walk around town with it to get the gait of the freakish green ugly dwarf accurate? Or did he just put a suit on? What an inspiration. How can anyone see him only for his height?

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He's rich, so whatever

>Today on SURVIVAL, I want you Warwick to climb....these stairs

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Imagine if an eagle or some sort of condor swooped in and carried him away

abortion should only be legal if the mother knows the child will be a midge

Even though I symphathize with all the calls to violence in this thread towards this quarter-of-a-man, you have to admit that "Warwick" is a pretty cool given name.

Imagine if he got struck by lightning or something

Like a high pitched voice going EGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG

fuck off i want them all to go to a island and build a midget society.

Based

Warwick reminds me of castles and the medieval age, so then I think of fantasy lands of evil snivelling elves and trolls, a realm where Warwick Davis surely comes from

Too bad it was given to some sort of gremlin creature instead of a man

Warwick Davis midge af

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Oh fuck he's so tall im sorry mr davis i didnt mean any of it

i would ravage his daughter so it's not all a waste.

the size of his shoes to his real height is extremely comical to me

Imagine this sprinting at you in the dark

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Is it possible that these people once had families and a little tribe of their own and that that's where the whole Dwarves and Leprechaun legends came from? I honestly didn't know dwarf + dwarf guaranteed dwarf kids. Do they have the same rights as normal human beings or just half?

My thoughts exactly pooch

yes there is a dwarf village in china where they all life in mushrooms

Why is Dinklage so BASED and /ourguy/ why Davis is so cringe and repulsive?

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fucking kek

They have a unique series of rights specific to midgets like the right to red cone-hats and the right to mice-steads for transportation.

There's an episode of An Idiot Abroad where he goes to the midge village and calls davis and he gets all midge butthurt and whines. It's hilarious.

He's very tall for a dwarf, so he's more of a chad than for example a 5'6" normal manlet male. He's the equivalent of 6'5" in dwarf terms. Alpha.

Because Dinklage is an actual actor that doesn't live on his gimmick like davis the disgusting midge.

the CHAD dwarf vs the VIRGIN midge

do just have some vendetta against midgets?

>seething tranny wants people to agree with abortion

I actually KEKd outloud. Well done user, have a (you)

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>No just a midge, but a manlet midge at that.
What unholy deed did Warwick Davis do in his past life for the powers that be to warrant reincarnating him not only as a little person, but a little person who gets mogged by his little person wife?

Yea Forums hates manlets so it makes sense that the anger would scale with height

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf-tossing

Warwick Davis looks like THAT!

>the CHADWARF Dinklage
>plays short people in Marvel movies and in Game of Thrones without losing his dignity
>normal wife and kids
>wants to be considered as someone normal, just shorter than usual
>1.32m tall

>the MIDGE Warwick
>will play tiny, repulsive characters like elves or leprechauns as long as you pay him
>midge wife and kids (at least those who survived)
>midge supremacist
>1.07m

OH UNCLE PAUL

Because he can actually act. He was good in Days of Future Past; even played the role of a man who was normal sized in the comics.
No one cared, because he's a good actor.

>warwick and his family walking near a big dog

lol, the best part is that for the beast, that midget family is just a bunch of funny animals to play with

lol even their dog is a midge

Imagine they're filming in the and suddenly the snow leapord or whatever they're gonna get a shot of starts acting erratic and attacks Warwick

the guard looks at warwick, as his pleading eyes while his neck is in the jaws of a primal feline. But he does not raise his rifle

Bear nods, gives a thumbs up signal. The death upon the claws of a beautiful predator was more than that goblin deserved

how do you think british people were created?

That is so sizeist. You should check your privilege and i bet you are a white male.

Kek they let Paki's have inbred children in the UK.

Tell me lads which Medieval torture method you'd love to use against Warwick

Drawing and quartering him, to stop him from being a midge

gotta be the stretcher

Brazen Bull for sure

Midge

his son could put a saddle on that doggo and ride him into battle

i'm putting together a team....

You could put the entire Davis family in the Brazen Bull

Dang even by midget standards he's a manlet

Making fun of midgets is funny, but threatening their lives/coming up with edgy fantasies is Yea Forums shit. I hope none of you are over 14.

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t.midge loving faggot

minge

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Sacrifice him to Moloch

I need Welch pussy:(((

That dog is fookin massive.

An Idiot Abroad season 3

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>wife is taller than him
What a cuck

>who's laughing now

the wife looks like a man

He could probably beat all you incel shitlords

Have sex

Random memory blogpost time. Fuck you.
>used to 'spy' on janitors as a kid with my friends
>head to our elementary school at night and mess with jannies while they tried to clean
>tossing pebbles at windows, slapping the glass when they get close, things like that
>do it so often and so long get to know jannies schedules
>even give them codenames
>'Curly' was the best to mess with
>would always go 0-10/10 mad at the slightest provocation
>messing with Curly one night like usual
>has already chased us off school property twice
>make it back to school for round 3
>see new vehicle in parking lot next to Curly's van
>hide in bushes to scope shit out
>see group of dudes carrying Curly out
>toss him in car and peel out
>no one says a word to anyone
>never see Curly again
>mfw been dabbing on jannies since 1995

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That scene in Freddy Got Fingered where Tom Green swings that baby by it's umbilical cord. That's what I'd love to do to Warwick except holding his tiny little legs. Swing him around repeatedly smashing his face into a brick wall until it resembles chewed up hamburger meat.

i just wanna tip him over

imagine chasing the little midge daughter through the forest, her sprinting at full speed and out of breath as you chase at a leisurely, serial killer pace knowing she could never outrun what's coming

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That dog is fucking huge!

Chad Dwarf vs Virgin Midge

Hysterical.

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Should of let go and let the midge fly off forever at this point
youtu.be/ROO5QJ-l8nI?t=223

imma go with the spanish boot

oldie but goodie

Warwick Davis has a tiny black heart.

a monkey to midge heart transplant?

Fucking kek
Laughing manically as you get closer and closer without losing any breath

>t. manlet

I look at them as a different race of human beings.
They have a right to exist.

He's had 4 kids.
Two have died from being midgets.
Shit like this is why we need eugenics.

not that i have any love for midgets but what makes you think youre good enough exactly? who gives a fuck if some midgets decide to fuck and have a midget family.

what a fucking loser

I have blond hair, blue eyes, decent fitness and no congenital illnesses.
I'm not saying we should make everyone be Übermensch, but, I think setting the bar as low as "Not deformed" isn't a huge leap.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=weq4id6KwSA
1:01

i dont think people who consistently have fucked up kids should be breeding but i just dont see how a couple of midgets fucking really affects me or negatively affects society in any meaningful way.
>implying nature cares if you have blonde hair and blue eyes
i mean its not a bad thing but there's way more important genetic factors than that

blue eyes are genetically inferior to darker ones

based

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i hope he enjoyed the knock at the door

*knock at the bottom of the door

kek

>Yea Forums hates manlets
so Yea Forums hates itself?

i can almost guarantee you the vast majority of anti-manlet posts are insecure manlets and/or slightly below or perfectly average height men

They aren't in cold climates. Blue eyes = vitamin d absorption

Found the non-white.

never realised i wanted a slasher movie where the victims are all midgets/dwarves till now

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That's how most women look without makeup. Better get used to it sooner than later.

Just have a few longbow men fire at him as he tries to run away, if he manages to get away just walk after him pick him back up and start again

someone post the multipage pasta about keeping him prisoner and turning his daughter into a cum goblin over the course of years

Imagine getting MOGGED by your own wife, who also happens to be a midget

>the slasher is a midget on stilts

Someone post the virgin/chad image with dinklage
please

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Creasing at this

Willow was pretty fun

Leave Warwick Davis alone you fags

You don't understand. He tweeted a complaint publicly about a Yea Forums post.

There's really no choice but to double down

t.midge lover

You are right, it is cause by society oppressing gay people so much they don't grow.

thank you user

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Even as an underage midget Velma is hot

I feel bad for midgets

FASTER ..my sides

That family really got the short end of the stick, huh? Even those parents from Little People, Big World got only one midget kid while their other three kids have normal size.

It's hilarious

Made a complete career at being laffed at as a Tiny freak
gets buthurt here

when is he taking legal action? can't wait for warvick v. Yea Forums in court. maybe it could be some sort of judge judy thing

I don't think society should stop it but the midgets should have the decency to not do this to their children.

Lol this Warwick post

No it's not. It's implying that people like him don't deserve to reproduce and foist their illness upon the innocent. What you're trying to imply is that a midget lives just as happy of a life as anyone else. It's not true, no matter how good it feels to think it is.

This is why Warwick is going to sue. He's right to do it.

midge

Letting anyone under 6' have kids is unethical

midge

nah that midge needs to lighten up

imagine how humiliating it must be for him buying clothes in the childrens section

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How is letting them have kids in any way moral?

You are dooming people to a miserable existence, and you know this beforehand.

This is fucked up.

this
losing midgets would be like losing elfs, or giants

Look how well that ended up for backtrace dad

While giggling maniacally

Imagine if Warwick got cancer and withered away over months dying a slow and painful death. That would be hilarious.

he just keeps getting smaller and smaller until he disappears.

This is utterly disproporionate. Give him orangutang arms as well

I just reported this thread to warick.

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I know what's coming if you catch my drift

LEAAAANNN HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM WADDLE. HOLY SHIT MAN THEIR NOT EVEN PEOPLE

I wanna shove Warwick's son up Warwick's ass, and then shove Warwick up my own ass

Fucking hell is this a new copypasta

it is now just use it on any actor kek

Then you can climb up sultan kosen's ass

This needs to be a movie

forcing all non-whites to only have kids with midgets is the answer to global warming
fight me

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>Knowingly having children who will inherit a life crippling illness or deformity.

This is why I advocate for non-racial eugenics and state-enforced birth control.

fuck did you see what he last tweeted? you guys better watch out

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anyone have those stories that Verne's ex told where he would buy her obviously fake jewelry and his idea of taking her out for dinner was Mcdonalds or some shit

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top kek. new pasta

>unethical

lol.

"Lord user, it isn't safe on here any longer."
"Television & film is the safest board on the website."
"....The Ungrown have breached the gates of Yea Forums. Ebaumsworld would be a better place to wait out the storm."

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You seem a little upset, why is your temper so short? :)

Why didn't he just adopt? Cruel cunt knew his kids would grow up fucked

based

Sue for what? Sue who? The idea he'll sue is absolutely ridiculous, he has zero case.

I can guarantee you that they are living a happier life and contribute more to society that a random incel on Yea Forums like yourself

retard where have you been for weeks? This is the reason these threads are so common. He saw this post and has been on Twitter threatening legal action against Yea Forums

top zozzle

Now post the other one

is that a big dog or small people?

because its not about his kids having happy lifes, its about showing the world he's as good as anyone else

based

>this post and previous replies to it
Absolute madmen. I can't stop laughing, I can hardly breathe.

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>greedy leprachaun

that got me good 10/10

Based

best post ITT

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again

All I want in my life is for Nia to give me a nursing handjob while she lovingly whispers to me. At some point she may even refer to me as "love" or "pet".

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hes a big guy

I see he's borrowing RDJ's shoes

how long until an user does this to warwick? nypost.com/2005/04/16/hi-ho-harasser-criminalmidget-mockery/

>not two midgets in a trench coat posing as an adult

youtube.com/watch?v=mbFsBlPFyok

You can hear how pissed off he is at Karl

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>filename

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But he's not. His kids will almost certainly have shorter lives (kek), not to mention numerous medical problems.

fucking lmao

Any more pics of the daughter? I'd eat her up I would

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Anons, i get so hard imagining myself doing dispicable acts to his daughter
What's wrong with me?

>midgets make midget children
So that's how LOTR dwarves came to be?

why is this legal but incest isn't?

Grove Suite, home

I want them to breed at an exponential rate and become another class of human so I can go to their part of a city and feel like I am in hobbiton.

Dress up as a little monkey
my lost sides

What a delightful sense of humor you have, user

uncle paul hates midgets

more like a hummingbird

have friends

>drawing and eigthing

There's a part of me that wants them sterilized, and another that thinks we should settle them in an island somewhere and have a real fucking dwarf society rise.

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It doesn't guarantee dwarf kids, it's a lottery of whether they are dwarven or dead. So far he's rolling 50/50 on the outcomes too.

>all at once
What a waste of golden opportunity.

Well on the bright side mr davis youre growing...

Oh shit, in a few years we might actually get Gnomeregan.

What does that have to do with inflicting illness on children?

U CALLED NIQQA?
AIGHT PULL THAT LITTLE WHITOID DICK OUT

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