niko edition
/got/
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hi
Alys
Reminder that Ned Stark is going to wake up beside Ashara Dayne and then tell her all about his terrible dream to finish the show off
Deja Vu!
I want to grab and hug her by the hips while she burns westerosi scum
20 hours til Jon slices Dany from navel to neck
get in line, bro
>/got/ ABORTION EDITION
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fixed
1000 YEAR DRAGON REICH
wait so bran warged into aerys and made him burn bran's grandfather and uncle along with planning to burn a lot of the city in order to save westeros by becoming king later on? but bran caused all of the evil in that case and he's trying to save westeros from.. himself? what?
>I've just been to this rape before
Cute!
based updog poster
from boredom
imagine how much more compelling the KL roasting scene would've been if it was davos roaming through kings landing instead of arya.
Davos has a connection to kings landing and to the commoners who live there, dumb & dumber could've had him go through that shit to build up him betraying YAAS. But oh wait, we only have 6 episodes. such a fucking rushed pile of shit season that makes absolutely zero sense
What would be his first edicts?
Based and Daynepilled
Normalfags like Arya.
And DnD are the normalfag kings
Why would they put the shitter in the freezing cold without walls?
What kind of whoreson takes a picture of someone taking a shit?
Why is he doing this picture obviously as a joke?
And where the fuck is the bog roll?
/got/
Watching season 7 for the first time.
The way they dumbed down Baelish just to make Sansa looks more clever is just laughable, and teh way her andArya dispoe of him is worthy of the worst episode of Scooby-doo
This shit season is so fucking rushed the characters don't even have proper dialogue. S6 and S7 were better
Daily reminder HBO wanted 10 Seasons
Just turn off your brain bro
50% flat tax rate for every unmarried thot
Sansa?
user I would tell you that you’re going to marry the jannies to ensure an alliance but for some odd reason they offered to do it.
For free
Is /GOT/ the most redpilled show of all time?
>Autistic invalid Trag revealed to be the villain
>Bringing hordes of shitskins into the white continent causes the destruction of cultural heritage and landmarks
Did the jew writers end up subverting.... themselves?
Where's ur sistuh?
fuck sansa!
WHEN THOSE LITERAL MONGOLIAN RAPEGANGS FINALLY GET TO WESTEROS, THEY WILL BE THE MOST CIVIL OF ALL
FUCK YOU NAZI
Yes Lord Baelish?
would jaime and cersei have ended up having sex if they'd had more time to spare and jaime wasn't injured?
the knight in the back
>by the 7 by balls itch
>it'll take 20 minutes to remove all my armor and gambeson to itch them
>oh god is the goblin girl with the dagger behind me?
>what the fuck were they thinking making this shit helmet
>i dropped my visor somewhere
>i hope my plate armor can take at least one hit from a peasant stark infantryman
>why am i wearing a cape
for you
LANCEL, GET THE BOAR STRETCHER
jaime would have raped her
Imagine 10 seasons of 10 episodes each.
I’ve never liked Dany but seeing the beta orbiting and feminist meltdowns have been hilarious. D&D never intended it but you are getting what you deserve for all these years talking shit about Stannis.
imagine competent writers
Good lord you're cringe
You will be married, married to Ramsay "20 Good Men" Bolton tonight.
>seven hells
Are there any interviews with actors about more seasons? Its also a big commitment from them to keep up the show for 3-4 more years.
Disgusting T*lly, stop spreading false propaganda
Checked
/GoT/ ends tomorrow and it's a fucking good thing, you guys are just going on threads after threads repeating the same shit memes for years now.
God I wish that was me
>Constipated
STOP
HAVING
FUN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ya seethe bitch lmao
>beta orbiting celebrities and spamming a characters name
>fun
pick one
Viserys!
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Stay mad faggot Bobbyposting will never Die
>post an old meme from the days the mods forced us into /got/ instead of having free reign over the board
>user calls me a reddit zoomer
smells like a danyfag
First for the cutest Dane
Jaime/Niko fag don't @ me
Is that Captain Cringe?
incel tax. everytime you don't have sex you get beat with bamboo canes and fined 50% of your net worth
No. You will marry Ramsay Bolton, Lord Baelish
Captain Vodka
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>I feel like I shouldn't go south. I'll tell Bobby I have to say no to the job
is that one to the left of CIA that fag from Parks and rec with that great reaction gif?
>everytime you don't have sex
wtf? how often are you supposed to have sex in this case?
one
Why not both?
is that guy on the right wearing cloth shoulder pads? wtf
you mean based
The only difference between that and my ex wife is I get touched
have sex
there's more than just one jaime/niko fag in here, user
clittorally reddit tier
No... Sansa please, Sansa, Sansa!
Sansa?
FINGER IN LE BUM
HAHA WHERE ARE MY NIECE AND NEPHEW LETS GO KILL THEM
KINSLAYING? WHATS THAT???
>AEGON YOU MUST FUCK MY SISTER FOR THE GOOD OF THE REALM, DO IT NOW
HIGHER IN THE SCENE
>invalid
hmm?
>Alys that is some nasty ass forehead i hate you so much but the titty game ridiculous
AAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE US CERSEI!
sansha.. you... you can have harrenhal
Good bye. Lady Bolton.
/got/
>the Drogo Daenerys wedding was in pentos
>drogo came from the dothraki sea
>????
How did all these nations let one of the largest khalasars of all time ALL TIME pass through not once but twice without forming an alliance to end the raping horde of ravagers once and for all? Imagine if all those great nations got together and said "NO MORE RAPE!" and finally solved the dothraki question.
Is that some Dan Aykroyd Skull Vodka?
>says he will fuck the Queen
>fucks the Queen
Damn, there's another based character like him left in this shitshow?
Is dirtier some kind of street slang?
Or do you actually mean who has the more dirty ass?
wtf are REEEEEdditors doing here
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Reddit hate Euron
>Reddit tier
What did user mean by this
I looked for you on the catalog.
...
grrm wanted 12. which isn't really that crazy. I mean they basically chopped off 70% of the shit in books 4-5. they could easily easily still be adapting book material. in fact imo it's very conceivable that s7 could have been the start of books 4-5 material
Based and Piloupilled
what did he mean by this?
i just mean who has the more dirty ass
>tourists post that Euron arriving at shore is inconsistent with what happened to Davos at the Blackwater between seasons two and three
>don’t remember Euron is Iron Born
This user is tired. Flood his chambers.
FUCK niggers and FUCK jews and FUCK trannies
>DD HBO made one of the edgiest book villains into a sex crazed attention whore
He's based in Ghost in the Shell, moreso than chink ScarJo
talking about dany?
TENDERLY MAKE LOVE TO Dany
Pic related. Hmm. It's very weird how far away these places are...
>this is no longer an insult
BASED
GLADLY
guise I was banned from POF today, where do I get easy pussy now any ideas
marry, daughter (no sex), rape once, banish north of the wall between these
>dany
>sansa
>cersei
>arya
Go
>all that gray
Please someone get Nikolaj some JUST for Men. I don't want to see him like this. Someone turn back the hands of the clock.
i bet nikolaj doesn't even wipe at all sometimes if he's in a hurry or if he thinks he did a "clean" shit which doesn't require more than one wipe
>omg strong womyn and poc (people of colour)!! I love GAYme of thrones
MY COCK
I want this image but without the retarded text, please
>marry
dany
>rape
cersei
>daughter
sansa
>banish
arya
Tinder
>haha do I fit in now guys?
>which isn't really that crazy
It is crazy. There's no way they could hold on to every core member of the cast for that long, no matter how much money they threw at them, and you can't just write out or recast Dany, Jon Snow or Arya in Season 8.
>M
Dany
>D
Sansa
>R
Cersei
>B
Arya
He's fucking 50
why? because i insulted your troglodyte girl?
I'm gonna go with Nikolaj just because of that OP pic
>PILOU FOR FUCK'S SAKE CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU'RE DEAD
well they already banned me first
Marry Dany, daughter Cersei, rape Arya once, banish Sansa. First 2 were easy, I decided rape Arya because Sansa is too smart from rape as it is
i like the grey personally
why are you posting a pic of yourself on Yea Forums you stupid fucking nigger
Who’s planning on joining dany today?
nth for Stannis
Based
Nope, you know nobody like her.
Just accept that your "humor" is worthy of a 12 years old kid
>colour
Stay fucked, eurofaggot
>haha do I fit in now guys?
Nope sorry sweaty you look like a man in a dress aint nobody glt time flr that
holy shit
>Browsing Reddit
Cringe
make it yourself then.
based
all woman love the bits of grey, young one
Targaryen Rulers
Have always been a real close family,
But lately some of my fans
Have disowned a few others and me
I guess it's because
I kind of changed my direction
Lord of Light I guess I went and broke their family tradition
They get on me and want to know Dany
Why do you burn?
Dany why do you kill kids?
Why must you live out the songs that they wrote?
Over and over
Everybody makes my prediction
So if I get a fire, I'm gonna throw em on the pyre
An old family tradition
I am very proud
Of my daddy's name
All though his kind of accelerant
And mine ain't exactly the same
Stop and think it over
Put yourself in my position
If I get a fire and throw them on the pyre its a family tradition
Don't ask me,
Dany why do you burn?
Dany, why do you kill kids?
Why must you live out the songs that they wrote?
If I'm down in kings landing
And some manlet's gettin demanding
I'll say leave me alone
I'm burning all night long
It's a family tradition
Lord of Light I have loved me some sissies
And I have loved the Stark Queen
And they both tried to kill me in 306 AC.
When that maester asked me,
Your grace how did you get in this condition?
I said, hey sawbones,
I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition
So don't ask me,
Dany why do you burn?
Dany, why do kill kids?
Why must you live out the songs that they wrote?
Stop and think it over,
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get a fire and throw them on the pyre, its a family tradition!
Fuck off fag, not true. Reddit likes Jon and/or Dany
Holy shit sexism = destroyed
Thoughts?
How many got youtubers/other web people are going to end their lives after the episode?
I don't get it, why are you proud of speaking like a nigger?
I looked for you on the catalog.
Also based Sword of the morning dubs
hopefully all of them
some muslim blowing um burlilililnhjghghton bar would be nice too
>implying he hasnt finished the books
>implying they didnt make a deal to release them after the show finishes
jaime--i mean pisspants the just--is my favorite asoiaf character!
fuck off preston
MY
EXPECTATIONS
ARE
SUBVERTED
>he has read his sperg out blog post
He hasn't done jack shit except collect a free check from HBO all these years.
>Jon kills Dany
>takes the black
>goes North of the Wall
>Drogon visits carrying Dany's body
>Jon makes a pyre for her and burns it
>Dany emerges alive again
Calling it, third Holy Shit moment
Where are you from, nigger? I can smell the self-loathing.
fujos even in got threads wtf
This, obviously. I love how showplebs try to deny it
>b-but its been years since the last book
Yes sweety, that simply proves the existence of this deal.
>No
what knights never fugged a girl and died virgins? barristan?
>t.brainlet
>pisspants
Uhh Thanks for the image...
>jaime and cersei
>fujo
ok, dude
he's still saying 'seven hells' though
I think the plain fact here is that he doesn't know how to finish it himself hence why he let D&D completely do whatever the fuck they wanted. This is why we lost Barristan and why Stannis got character assassinated.
>I can smell the self-loathing.
Switzerland
find a flaw, come on :^)
don't tell me you're one of those fujos that killed dmc threads
wait a second.
>JaimePiss3.jpg
Where's 1 and 2 at?
Dont let em take your guns
George very fervently denied this claim. Going onto say that tWoW isn't completed and aDoS hasn't even begun
Would you watch them fight naked?
Imagine Niko seeing this shit
Now post your hands with a timestamp
None. There's not one, not two but THREE prequel series in the works and the books are still around the corner. They can always just pivot to something else like westworld, whatever the next big hbo show is, netflix, or mcu disney+ shit.
Once you get to a certain point on youtube you have to try to fuck it up, like sending dickpics to random fans
have sex
here
Who needs thots when you have the thrill of taking out a subhuman giant while cutting through swathes of Golden Company elite just to get to.
t. no fun allowed in my got
have sex and learn to laugh at shitty jokes, homo
no u
So?
>"Have no fear, sers, your king is safe... no thanks to you. Even now, I could cut through the five of you as easy as a dagger cuts cheese. If you would serve under the Kingslayer, not a one of you is fit to wear the white. Here, boy. Melt it down and add it to the others, if you like. It will do you more good than the swords in the hands of these five. Perhaps Lord Stannis will chance to sit on it when he takes your throne."
id like to watch pilou be the top and fuck nicolai
>jon kills dany
>longclaw starts turning into lightbringer
>dothraki bend the knee
>jon becomes a depressed and unhappy king
You can screencap this, i have inside HBO info
he would fap to it
yes
and yes
I'd rather join them
So what has Bran been doing all this time?
niko has a tiny penis so pilou would have to be on top
Which is to say that you're speculating. Not even speculating, you're just making things up.
I'm no expert in medieval combat but were swords capable tearing through armor, flesh, and bone that well?
it got too popular for it's own good and the fucking actors got greedy, pretty much all the main characters are making 2 million an episode, plus they think they are hot shit and want to move onto other projects. D&D and all the actors involved are going to regret it when they realize they blew their chance
sad thing is that basically all of the worst plot points could have been salvaged with book Euron. He could have used sorcery to conceal his fleet, explaining the sneak attack. Instead of the meme ballista rail guns, he could use the dragon horn. Instead of the retarded beyond the wall shit Euron could bring the wall down to cause chaos
>will never get to see Barristan lead the attack against the siege of Mereen
>we won't get to see him return to Westeros as the commander to step in and say Tyrion's plans are retarded
>Barristan won't be the one to tell Dany to chill the fuck out and stop being like her dad
Fuck you D&D
see
do we have pics of pilou penis?
Wtf bros Jamie Lannister has a micro cock
Looking for the most beautiful rape in history. Right now he's looking into the time Alys Oakheart got gang-raped by Dornishmen
based D&D
THIS
post pilou's
yes
SUBVERTED
Remember that body doubles are a thing
Somebody please start the Coughposting before I puke myself.
Is Westeros such a backwater that nobody else in the world seems to give a shit about them or is the rest of the world just irrelevant? You'd think such a large landmass would be host to large empires that would be threatening to the 7 kingdoms. Instead it seems that aside from mercenaries nobody in Westeros has anything to fear from any foreign power to the East.
Hey it's ok, you know how old it is in these rooms
pilou smal pebis
narrow sea too scary. It poison
Its normal sized, its just flacid and on a bad angle
i want to lick that
oh fuck episode is out on couchtuner
holy shit their dicks are small enough that they could easily dp lena headey's ass with no lube
read the books
do all celebs have micropenises?
I have but I don't remember.
I"M
NOT
SMALL
small dicks are patrician
big dicks are animalistic
And I tought that Kit's was small
>microlaj coster-waldau
>minikolaj
>micro niko
lol virgin
Westeros was literally conquered by some dude with no army but 3 dragons alone (and I guess 2 qtp2t sister-wives). Yes, Westeros is well aware of Essos and all the shit that goes on there.
Not so fast tiny Pilou
Someone send this bread to Niko and Pilou please
Would reincarnated Dany give up her goal of sitting on the Iron Throne just to fuck her nephew in peace for all eternity
I'd give up everything in life to fuck Dany in peace for all eternity.
Well, i'm disappointed.
Still wanna see them wrestle
Based
but if she dies as mad queen she gets to go and fuck Drogo forever in horse heaven
She loves Jon more than Drogo
i want dominant pilou to make niko his sub and forbid him from using the toilet and make him eat this entire chocolate cake
Viserys actor is just a better looking Loki
>this thread
What the fuck has /got/ become?
>Pilou
>french nickname
>on a swedish actor
What?
>Loves a Manlet more than horseman Drogo
Go away Jon, if you stab her you lose all say in the matter
AAAAAAAGH TOMBOY WITH A KNIFE
>/got/
this is /pilou/ now
She didnt go on a rampage for not getting Drogo ghost dick
welcome to /got/ after hours
Fucking Danes and their 10/10 genetics
>implying posting about dicks is off brand
>Arya
>tomboy
Shut your fingers nigger
reminder that pilou and nikolaj have fucked irl when pilou used to be nanny for nikolaj's daughters
what's going to happen to our guy?
2?
AAAAAAGH IN DENIAL
He's on the council. Even though he's lowborn and not even Stormlander Lords wanted to listen to him when he was Stannis' Hand. And has no backing from anyone with a sizable and present army
IT WAS COLD IN THE ROOM
collar is a bit different that's all
Tomboys are cute, Arya is a goblin
>Nobody based and worth saving is alive in this show
>we're left with all the reddit and twitter-tier characters
it-its not a great place but im stuck here man
i love the memes too much
absolutely nothing.
>expectations subverted
thanks user
>Nobody based
>Reddit and Twitter tier characters
>Implying Burner Dany isn't turbobased and hated by Reddit and Twitter now
>wheel "broken"
>even Jon had to reject her when she went crazy
>her army is far away continuing her good work in her name
>she can live without being in fear of her life now and without being hated or feared by the people
So I'd say yes.
uh, did you see Dany last episode, officially /ourgirl/
god i wish he was my nanny
Oops looks like they all got vored. Oh well. HAIL THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEN OF THE NORF
the eastern edge of that map is wrong, yi ti is not south of qarth, it's eastward
the jade sea doesn't curve up like that either
t. bookfag who was way into asoiaf when i was 13/14
I tried to attach an image of the map but it was too large and i'm a brainlet
here's a link to all the correct maps:imgur.com
'the known world' is the one to look at
>8 seasons in
>still haven't had an austin powers style midget fight with tyrion
imagine if nikolaj was your dad and pilou was your uncle and they decided to get together and teach you all about the great pleasures of manhood
did salsa shark eat gilly?
This. These niggas don't understand that leddit dont like Dany anymore
Something must be done about the Dothraki question.
is... is this fap worthy?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
post yfw the leaks are bullshit and the finale is even worse than you could've imagined
I honestly find her kind of cute
>Liked dany season 1 onward
>she nukes King's Landing
>Still like her
Am I based?
She's a Northern Beauty
spread for us, user!
Joke: Believing Littlefinger when he said he and the Tyrells killed joffery
>Broke: Thinking it was that one servant tyrion didn't recognize who put the special meringue on Joffs and only Joffs pie
>WOKE: REALIZING IT WAS OBERYN WHO WAS LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO HAVE A TRAIL BY COMBAT
i want uncle pilou to get into my bed at night and play under the sheets with me
Fuck
north of the elephant man at least
>she castrated hundreds when she took Meereen
?????????
>Joffery
will only make her death sweeter
So Meereen sandniggers can't reproduce. BASED DANY
I had a wet dream where he was my uncle once. He came to see me in my room one day and when I gave him a hug I saw that he had an erection. He kissed me slowly and gently before he fucked me in my bed.
My god he is so attractive.
Joke:how do you circumcise a Lannister
Reply:kick his sister in the teeth
cersei is the luckiest woman on earth to have these two fighting over her
he is dead, user. let him go.
ITT: Dany Beta Orbiters and Literal Fags
Who she castrated your fucking retard? She CRUCIFIED only slave masters brainlet
Somebody poisoned Tyrion's pie but Joff ate it so he choked.
I’m quoting a Preston Jacobs video. Trying to find a source she did this
>Dany stopping sandniggers from reproducing and mucking up her new City
Holy fucking based lads, how did we not see it sooner
I can’t. We didn’t see the killshot. There’s a possibility he didn’t die. Fuck you
he's so pure bros
the books?
Trying to find that part. No luck yet
Pilou seems like a lovely lad who genuinely tried his best with Dabid and Dan's Jack Sparrow
user you retard that's covered in the broke section.
nobody is purer than niko
>Joff's pie = Tyrion's pie
>to reach the light you must pass beneath the shadow
new bread for sexy uncles
He's a lying sack of lard
except pilou and his lovely ig posts
died like the piece of shit he was. He burned his own daughter
>D&D hate Stannis so much they even had Brienne smugly tell Melisandre and Davos that she killed their king
is a king not entitled to any pie he sees?
And then Dany has Drogon eat the manlet that shanked her from behind? Based
oh shit you right
I know show Euron talks about his cock but does he ever refer to it as big? I cant remember.