You did it

These threads suck because it's a bunch of retarded niggers quoting stuff.

ok. what would YOU like to talk about?

WELL...NO ONE...ESCAPES FROM ALCATRAZ

I got a question: can you make the blood flow up the walls?

you mean like sopranos threads?

are those clouds on fire?

FOR DA SHORTEEZ

Same

>You got a butt, right? Fart into the tube.
>Fart is a bad word

This is beat. Total sausage party. Uhh...I think. C'mon D.P., let's get out of here.

Well, what else is open besides, your mouth, when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his, like, muscles cause his arms are just like, wrapped around you and you feel like so safe, cause you're like, not that you're gay or nothing, but god you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

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when did AS go to shit?

I remember thinking Minoriteam, Assy McGee, 12 oz mouse, etc were all dogshit

the one where they're office workers in hell is pretty funny though

never watched it high and i don't think that's optimal viewing, but i understand the appeal

they changed the name to squidbillies

>Booty Pooty

BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER

squidbillies hasnt got me hooked like aqua teen did

Don't you DARE lump 12 Oz Kino in with that trash

I never really got into Squidbillies. I don't know if it's because I didn't grow up in that sort of culture or what, seems like it's a lot better if you have life experience with those sorts of people

southerners love adult swim shows and in the early 2000s there was a large counter culture of doom metal kids living in the south who had vampire freaks accounts and binge watched cartoons.
weird but they existed at one point and grew up into squidbillies fans.

It kind of is. But at the same time, some of ATHF humor is missed if you don't have experience in a low income suburban ghetto environment

Southern Lord Records my nigga! Also don't forget about the freak folk hipsters around Georgia who were into Elephant 6 collective

Ironically that's why I connect with ATHF so much, I grew up in a New Jersey slum neighborhood and actually knew old guys like Carl.

>quoting a character voiced by a murderer

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Listen, 12 Oz. Mouse was lightning in a bottle. Episode 1 is all you need. It's a standalone work of art.

Squidbillies is 10x funnier if you actually live in the south.
>t. Oklahomo

>Episode 1 is all you need
How fucking dare you. You deserve to miss out on corn dogs for the pickin

>dood weed and aqua teeb hunger force! LOL!!!

god no wonder why we're the last generation of our race

I SURVIVED THE QUICKENING OF THE DRAGONOIDS

I live in New England and I think if you just give it a few episodes to understand it the show gets a lot better

>squidbillies is athf for the south and athf is squidbillies for the eastern seaboard/new england
I just now realize this, they're essentially the same show but from different perspectives.

Do you know who Goblox is?! I will tell you who Goblox is. In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it, and, as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called RoboFrance 29.

This post reminded me of a SEVERELY LONG STORY ABOUT HOW THE CHICKENS BECAME A MASTER RACE THROUGH A FREAK ACCIDENT INVOLVING RADIATION, AND INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH TO ME, A MARSHMALLOW

And there was much defecation

Just say here and let's consider the word "here" to be short for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane".

I haven't paid taxes in six years, I am not getting busted by a sandwich

Season 2 is undoubtedly the best season

Still the best episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=zPv9_9duV6o

No I put Beryllium because that's the answer

This ep made me excited to find bar trivia nights but when I got older I found out that's pretty much not a real thing anymore

maybe thats why you turned into an old guy like carl

But we both know that's she's gunna be sizzlin' like fajita meat hehehehehaha yeeaaa

>tips visor cap
>types seething mpcdot.com post in style of anime villain

that's not "global grilling"

Let's just all be thankful......that it's on extra low

It was my favourite show on TV for years, along with Trailer park boys, I still regard them as funny and I'm not a stoner.

And that's why we got to eat our boogers

NOOOO MY FATHER'S AMATEUR PORNO! I LOVE YOU DAD! AND ALL THOSE MONEY SHOTS!

I'm a bible fruit fan myself

local bar near me has it two days a week. Doesnt matter since most people cheat now anyways. Fucking zoomers

ARISE CHICKEN

I've literally watched episodes of this every night for 2 years before i go to bed; Season 2 is pretty optimal bedtime stuff, season 1 can be too funny. S4 is pretty great too

also PDA and Super Hero are the best episodes with Moon Master as a pretty high contender

>my twin
I have Seasons 1, 2, and 4 in a shuffle and have used it for bedtime background noise for 5 solid years now, almost every night.

It might be the most stress relieving show ever. All my problems melt away for 12 minutes whenever an episode is on

I bet you eat your own farts

It's OK, Shake, because whoever you decide that you are, I still gonna love you. But just not in a gay way, because God makes all people in different sizes and shapes and problems, but he only makes the people he hates gay. That's you. You it, boy. You gay!

based Aqua Twin Bedtime Force
Diet is great and I wish the ep would go on forever.
Can you beat Antmadness?
before there's still time?!

MESS UP THE MIX
MIX UP THE MESS
COME ON DOWN YO
HERE'S THE ADDRESS
IT'S 6-1-2 WHARF AVENUE
RIGHT NEXT TO
GENTLEMEN'S CLUB

I think you mean Crotch Town

na na you must be talkin bout booburg

You're talking about Funbags Express

I genuinely do not like that episode.

The real test is, which is the best season?

What up my shniggies

4 DA SHORTEEZ

Does the creator still do Carls Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the week?
youtube.com/watch?v=SBTuYnJ25WE
Good shit

No one seems to upload them to the internet but afaik he still does them during football season as call ins, no animation or anything just Dave Willis being in character

Yes. It has genius timing, Seasons 1-4 are amazing, the voice acting is some of the best in any cartoon. This show is up there with the Simpsons.

Season 3. No question. All of the improv and random dialogue is insanely good.

What's it called, Anal Blazer? 'Cause that's what you like to play over and over, don't you? You know how you play it? I'll tell you.
Level one is at a truck stop filled with looooonely truckers.
Level two is at a public rest room along the highway

>show peaks 8 episodes into its first season

dailymotion.com/video/x4csu30

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Well what the fuck man. I need this in my life

damn, carl was on point

>Bible Fruit
die zoomer scum

almost makes me want to fit into my badass red jeans

You're hot blooded. Go ahead and check it, an' see

this retarded show and its first four seasons are etched into my brain

FUCK
YOU

>Yes you diiiiiid

what's sad is that you can tell from later seasons that the writers tried to distance themselves from the mis-aimed fandom. you weren't supposed to find early cuyler endearing.
dan halen opening the yogurt stand for "fat white republican women" is a good example of this.
in my bathroom i have a framed picture of early brandishing a shotgun while wearing his 'booty hunter' hat

I've watched S1-2 for what I assume could be measured in years. Bible Fruit is a fine episode. David Cross talking about hitting women works for me.

Agreed, Hypno germ is up there for one of my least favorites as well

Hypo Germ is the only episode of the first four seasons that I really don't like. I consider the first four seasons to be the absolute best. For some reason everything that came after was not as good. It wasn't bad at all and I still watch it sometimes but it doesn't have the special sauce for me the first four do. Dunno what changed.

Jim Samples stepped down and people from Boston are fucking retarded. it completely helped change the old guard to new

Do the first 4 seasons exist in anything higher than 480p? Good quality ATHF torrents are shockingly hard to find. Nearly all the ones out there are less than 240p coming off a VCR

>Der Karl,

>Thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City, scaring up venture capital money for my standup comedy tour "Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed"! And also, we also getting a tan. Now remember, Dewey and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles. And you know Boxey, he'll eat anything as long as it's deep fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure to pick up their doll droppings or you get a fine from the city. Thanks again, sorry about the house big guy.

>Sincerely,
>Meatwad

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Great...now what the fuck does this say.
watchcartoon

Squidbillies is guilty of falling into the trap literally everything that was trying to be funny fell into in the 2005-2008 era of "dude fuck republicans and fuck Bush lmao". Even ATHF did it, luckily it was literally a single episode and nothing ever came of it again. It's cringe nowadays to see all that shit imp&vh opinion

This thread was a test.
Which just goes to show that you dont know what I like and I like to do and that is to tell you what to do and you better listen to what I'm saying or ima eat yo brains.

oh baby coughs that's rockin'

"Google muddin'"
"Did you mean "Mudding?"
*pause*
"Click no."

i’ve never ever understood this show
i just don’t get it
is there’s joke im missing??
i can’t even try to find it funny, i literally don’t understand how or what’s supposed to be funny
it’s the only show that’s confused me

can't go muddin' in heaven.
ain't no mud.

aqua teen hunger force is VERY BAFFLING

YOU KILLED US

they should just call the show "baffler meal"

What I say, is very baffling

The bun is in your mind

You question the Word of the Mighty Jimmy?

xmaaq

Question, am I immortal?

I hope NOT, but...You could be!

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ

I watched that episode for probably the 20th time two weeks ago and I keep singing 6-1-2 Wharf avenue to myself almost every day.

Frylock is straight man, Shake says whatever is on his mind and often plays antagonist to Meatwad, who is dumb as hell. They rent (they're really bad tenants) a place in Jersey. They live next to Carl. Carl likes football, pussy, and rock and roll. Carl is really tired of their shit and often gets caught up. You can now watch any episode.

Put a spell on them hoes y'all, I'm hell on them hoes y'all

We're not moving until we come up with a rad name. Who's got a rad name?

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go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum
no ice, no ice.

GIGNARONASAONAFON

Finding the torrents is a mission. There are a tonne of episodes on Dailymotion

At first I thought it was bizarre just a bunch of random jokes but once you figure out the characters and their personalities it makes sense

>You don't remember what happened, do you?

>I remember some things
>Just not, uh, too clear on being so old and black
>Why am I black?
>And where did I get this suit, it's ridiculous

>Frylock is straight man

You know, the few episodes where this is not the case really bug me. Like that one where he's stalking this girl and murders her boyfriend and makes a suit out of his skin. Why did anyone think that was a good idea?

>pre-2007 adult swim will never ever come back

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MY NAME IS

>Why'd he do that?
Why wouldn't he?

They tried just totally changing the dynamic a bunch of times in the later seasons. Frylock being Shake didn't work at all, I hate those episodes

you can only go without sex for so long

YOURE DILUTING IT

Adult swim has them for free I think

>congratulations the bank gave you a credit card
>it doesn't make you better than me

Some of us have to work for a living, because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time

Still the best show imo

Contrarians can suck my cock

cringe

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I live in rural Oregon but a lot of that redneck shit applies out here. It is hysterical. It takes the piss out of ruralfags without feeling mean spirited at all. I was put off the show at first cause the hideous art but he writing is solid gold. Haven't seen a single bad episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=iXqstBKvkkA

Couples Skate is super underrated, one of my favorite episodes

Oh, he's probably just taking all that copper wire to get a fix

Markula is pretty much always gold.

>Carl what did YOU do to Paul's house?

Pretty much the only post season 4 new character I enjoyed

>I don't think you're the right person to sell my house. I don't think this is a "fit"

Antenna is golden.

>George Lowe will FORCE him from the tower

I wish they had George Lowe more. Both a phenomenal VA and an adult swim original.

>can you get me a regular gig?

Frylock always the least amount of patience out of the three of them. He's tries to live normally but he absolutely can't and it makes him furious.

I don't and never did smoke weed except twice, and I used to watch this show all the time in the 00s

As funny as this show is, my favorite moment is Carl hiding behind his couch with the lights off in Total ReCarl.

>go away. go away you freak

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN CAAH?

unironially, no memes this scene always plays in my head whenever I'm having to talk or deal with people I don't want to at work

>grew up in South Carolina in a trailer
>family didn't have any friends
>would always hide and close the blinds when someone knocked on the door

We were weird as fuck, but this scene hits me where I live.

Can we talk about how the opening to the Movie Film for Theaters should play before every movie?

youtube.com/watch?v=loqYlYqtsmY

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>oh look Err, talking farm animals

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OH I'LL GIVE YA SOME MAGAZINES BUDDY

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he made me in his own image

Those aren't the Lyrics Err

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HE'S GUILTY

JUST SAY YOU'RE GUILTY

And uh I am on a quest to find the real person how did this

what are you even talking about, it was hilarious
you just fail to appreciate underlying humor

Has a network ever had a good run as long as this one? I feel like i got to experience 4 different golden ages

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GET ME SOME FRIES BOI!

boy if I ever get stupid rich
I would build a cinema in my natal town and play this every time
sorry if my post reeks of youtube but I would do it

SOMEONE STOLE IT, RACED IT, AND BROUGHT IT BACK

LEAVE IT ON THE STREETS
RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW

I watched this in theater, there were like 6 other people total and all of us were crying at the end of the intro

There's no way it made money but I'm glad they released the movie theatrically it was so much fun