>I thought you said he was a ghost Kowalski!
>well sir it seems like we were looking for the wrong thing
>watch this.... when we search for things achieved we get nothing... but... when we search for things failed...
>holy shit!
>I know right? It lights up like a fucking Christmas tree!
>School, driving, job applications. .. even basic hobbies and games! It's incredible. He just drops everything. Even sometimes more than once!
>So how do we catch a man who never commits? He's never even had a girlfriend
Enter female sergeant with 10/10 brapper and a milk truck too
>you send me after him
>80s squeeling lead guitar break and title sequence starts
I thought you said he was a ghost Kowalski!
Owen Diaz
Cooper Phillips
Check em
Gabriel Walker
Bump
Nathan Cruz
Bump
Adrian Carter
now this is just sad
Jack Evans
Dominic Bell
Anthony Edwards
dubs post ("Get")
Jacob Williams
Blake Gonzalez
>tropes the size of the texas
Ayden Phillips
Anthony Lee
Nathaniel Evans
Parker Gray
>brapper and a milk truck
You people are just complete wastes of skin aren't you?
Jayden Nguyen
found someone who doesn't have a 10/10 brapper and a milk truck too
Caleb King
Bentley Ross
I'm so nervous about my driving test this month. I'm so old but finally doing it. I know how to do everything and feel very comfortable behind the wheel but having a stranger in the car with me watching will make me be terrible at it I just know it. Thanks for reading my blog.
Dylan Bailey
Jace Ross
When thanos is your pimp
Leo Rodriguez
Driving is easy, just be confident. Godspeed.
James Price
>Enter female sergeant with 10/10 brapper and a milk truck too
Lincoln Young
Blake Ramirez
>op filenam isint named 4.jpg
yeah i dont know
Owen Allen
This could get good
Daniel Cook
Deputy, give me a run down on this perp. First of all, where does he live?
>It appears he lives with his mother.
Hm. Curious. A man in his mid 20s living at home. What game is he playing? Bring up his facebook.
>It appears to he doesn't have one sir. No form of social media whatsoever in fact.
Looks like we've got a ghost on our hands. Bring up cellphone records now.
>I only see occasional texts between his parents and Dominos Pizza
Clearly he's using a burner. We need to go deeper. I want his entire employment history and history of relationships, who he's close to. If he's held hands with a girl or gone to a party, I want to know.
>W-we found absolutely nothing there as well sir.
Dear God, I haven't seen a ghost like this since the Cold War. You're telling me this man in his 20s has no home, career, significant other, friends and not even a god damn facebook account!? Are you telling me he just sits in a room all day? What kind of sick freak would choose to live in solitary confinement. I'm not believing this for a second. Bring up his web history now.
>From what we can tell, he's been playing the exact same video games and has been posting on the exact same websites for over 6 years now. For over 12 hours a day. Nothing makes sense Captain.
Clearly forged. He's gotten the best of our intelligence team for now. I need to call an old friend out of retirement for this case
Dominic Miller
No worries user. Just be yourself and fail four times in a row, doing progressively worse each time, and get so anxious that you never touch a steering wheel again and you're turning 30 this year and people look at you funny while you're on the bus. You know, like me! haha
Brody Turner
I did an intensive course with a rally driver who taught me to narrate everything that was happening and everything i was doing.
I came across like a fucking insane autist but he was rights. Things that would have been marks against me became ‘learning points’ at the end since i explained why i didn’t do them and i was too busy talking and driving to get stressed.
I have motorbike tests now and i keep failing. Completely bombing my savings.
Nicholas Davis