user, tell me about your sex organ
/trek/
Landon Collins
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Kevin Carter
I got some balls here. An average penis. My parents didn't let the jews take my foreskin so that's nice.
Wanna see?
Lincoln Rogers
anyone who uses the word "user" is a reddit
Angel Hughes
Hi, user
Jonathan Wilson
It has a number of pearls surgically imbedded in it, why do you ask?
Brayden Morris
tos is on metv if anyone atm
Jordan Fisher
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Aiden Anderson
No.
Anthony Stewart
You know what? I'm fucking done with Trek. Not because of Discovery, but because the depiction of warp is so inconsistent and retarded I can't deal with it anymore. None of the starships in any of the series should be going fast enough to warrant stars zipping past the windows like that, not when you actually look up how fast they are warping and how much space they are travelling.
>"but it's just space dust"
NO IT ISN'T. We see the stars move back into static position when the ship comes out of warp, and there are a ton of references in the dialogue indicating that they are stars. What's even worse, you even see stars moving past the windows, albeit not blurred, when the ship is travelling at SUB LIGHT SPEEDS. Not from it turning, but those fucking stars are moving past the ship as it goes in a straight line BELOW THE SPEED OF LIGHT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING RETARDED THIS IS. THIS IS WORSE THAN STAR WARS FIGHTERS BANKING TO TURN AND ACTING LIKE ATMOSPHERIC PLANES. EVERY DAMN EPISODE OF TREK FEATURES WARP IN SOME WAY, AND IT TOOK UNTIL FUCKING JJ ABRAM'S TREK TO DEPICT IT EVEN SLIGHTLY REALISTICALLY. FUCK THIS SHOW, THIS ISN'T REAL SCI-FI. WHY DO ALL THE ALIENS LOOK LIKE HUMANS WITH DENTS ON THEIR FOREHEADS. IT'S FUCKING STUPID. STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE ON THIS. FUCK THIS FRANCHISE IOERHFIOEAJROAHKLJAROI
Brody Smith
I am DONE with modern trek
I am DONE, that's it
No more suffering, no more browsing /trek/
I won't watch another trek show ever again
Congrats Kurtzman, you disgusted me of my own hobby
ME, who has been a big Star Trek for 25 years
I believed the Red Angel was just a meme, I really wanted to believe this
But thye just kept coming one after the other
I can't believe I defended this franchise for so long
That's it, that's the last straw
No more chilling, no more watching
Maybe no more watching ANY sci fi show ever again
You broke me CBS, you broke what little hope and enjoyment I had
May Kurtzman receive the divine judgment for his immoral sins
I don't think I even want to watch the Picard shoe
I'm just too disgusted right now
can't even switch to anime, it's all swarming with yurifags
I guess it's a good thing I'm leaving trek for good, since I'm an adult now
But I can't help but shudder at this new brainwashed generation
I guess it is finally time for me to leave the Western world for a better place
Farewell friends.
I'm leaving /trek/ now, probably forever
It has been an honor talking with you all
There was no one in my entourage with whom I could speak about Star Trek, not my family, not my friends, not my coworkers
Only with you guys
It was the first time I could discuss with people just like me, and you made me very happy during all these years
But I guess it is finally time to let go of trek now
Well, at the very least, I can always revisit series from the 60s, 90s and the 2000s
These are packed with so many memories, Trek used to be fun
But never can I ever again lay my eyes on a new Star Trek now, it will always end the same: me being dissapointed
This post is starting to get really long now, so let me say: thank you for everything
Jackson Thompson
i piss and shit on /trek/
Michael Powell
For me, this is the best Star Trek scene
Jaxson Price
Dylan Peterson
marina sirtis is a pig
Matthew Perez
god I love patrick stewart and those dubs
Alexander Long
>star trek
Robert Bailey
Yes.
Easton Bailey
Bump.
Jonathan Carter
If there were four lights, why would Mr. Picard say there were five...?
These cardassians are stupid as fuck...
Grayson Sanchez
i have a freckle on my peckle , right on the head
it's the damnedest thing
Colton Long
Discovery wasn't that bad I enjoyed it
Parker Moore
Shakespeare was a reddit? I thought he was a Klingon.
Ian Foster
tell me about ding dong
Sebastian Phillips
Fucking kill yourself tranny
Luis Collins
Surgically?
Jose Perry
Shit-tier taste, my friend
Charles Jackson
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Isaiah Morgan
Listen up faggots they will make Picard gay. It’s going to be Stewart’s Ellen. He will come out as gay in real life during his portrayal of his character on the show, in an episode starring his over fifty year long paramour, Ian McKellen.
I know you incel marketing goons and trekkies are trying to deny it but you just know they’re going to make Picard gay. Let it be known that I have powers of prescience and perception and my finger is directly on the pulse of the current day zeitgeist.
Ignore me at your peril. But you won’t forget and I’ll be in each Picard thread I see to remind you, I planted this flag in the uncharted territory called our future and I will claim it again, with proper citation in the archives and screen shots, when it comes to pass.
Gavin Allen
>This is Admiral Sweetie calling Picard!
>Ahem, that sort of transmission isn’t standard procedure, Admiral Kellen?
>Are you receiving this transmission? *inaudible* lightly out of phase. The only way we *inaudible* save the ship is for you to insert your penis into my ass and *inaudible* until it *inaudible* and you go limp.
>That’s highly unorthodox admiral but seeing as how we couldn’t make radio contact even if we tried it’s worth a shot. Engage!
Chase Garcia
I've received a leak from the script of PICARD a Star Trek Story STARRING PICARD STEWART AS PICARD PICARD
PICARD ENTERS
HE LOOKS VERY PICARD
ONE BY ONE THE BRIDGE CREW GREETS HIM;
"PICARD,"
"PICARD,"
"PICARD,"
"PICARD,"
HE TAKES HIS SEAT IN THE CENTER OF THE BRIDGE AND MAKES A SHIP WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT
"THIS IS PICARD, CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD, OF THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PICARD'S STARSHIP PICARD"
THE WHOLE BRIDGE CREW STANDS AND APPLAUDS
SEVERAL DOZEN JUMP CUTS AROUND THE SHIP SHOWING DOZENS OF WOMEN OF COLOR CLAPPING AS EVERY MEMBER OF THE CREW CHANTS IN UNISON; "PICARD!!! PICARD!!!! PICARD!!!! PICARD!!!"
WE CUT TO A SHOT OF THE USS PICARD WHERE THE CHANTS OF "PICARD" CAN BE HEARD ECHOING THROUGH SPACE
SOON EVERY PLANET IN THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PICARD IS CHANTING PICARD PICARD!!!!! PICARD!!! PICARD!!!
for 8, 43 minute episodes
Christopher Cooper
Too much CAPS LOCK but overall I enjoyed it.
Jaxson Green
best Trek show in years
Michael Martinez
PICARD, like MICHAEL BURNHAM, is always pronounced as DRAMATICALLY as possible.
Mason Jones
so it's a Doctor Who episode?