So brave

Do amerimutts really get that surprised when they see someone who isn't ambiguously brown that they randomly point out that person's race?

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess. I'd fuck that fatty so hard and for so long, she'd go back to just being ugly.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

I'm going to be sick

>someone put a baby in this

Her leather special bombed. Hard.
Her last few films all bombed.
JLaw's career is fucked, and she isn't returning Schumer's phonecalls.
Her uncle is everything people hate about the democrat party.
She raped a guy. She falsely accused a guy of raping her.
She's not funny.
She's vile to look at.

Am I missing anything?

imagine the taste

Is this what porn addiction does to you?

Lol this site literally responds “nigger” to everything.

people really love doing the self important face nowadays

I 100% she got knocked up so she could become an even bigger pig and then have the excuse for being an even more fatter piece of shit.

But she's jewish.

She's Jewish.

The absolute state of wh*toids

This only works when they have a single reedeming characteristic

I'd love to grab that ugly skull and shove my stiff member all the way down it's talking hole.

Why does this make my dick rock hard sheesh

Jews are white

Stole jokes/material from Patrice O'Neal. Also she ,and I think her sister, stole some high dollar items when in NYC but ol' uncle Chucky got it dropped. I think it was felony amounts of shit they stole.

mommy issues

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false sexism claims for attention like when she said some comedy theater directer shafted her for being female and when he proved she lied about the entire story she claimed it was some bullshit about awareness

Well her husband does have autism so that's probably a factor.

t. nigger

Dumb nigger

Seriously I suspect she's a beard

That picture is fucking repulsive

that was sarah silverman

he literally has autism.

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raw cow milk is supposedly very good for you

Why not just breast feed straight from the tit?

I'm all for punishing the autistic but this is a road too far.

>jew
>white

nice try

It is bravery.
Imagine, someone was brave enough to fuck that bag of lard.

whats the difference?

based

>Mostly origins in the middle east, very few origins in Europe
>White

You aren't allowed to show breast feeding on social media

Then don't take a picture of it? I'll never understand roasties...

John Cena supposedly fucked her too.

Keep some on stock to feed to baby if she is not around.

Never seen someone fall so hard before.

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what the fuck happened holy shit

I’m so fucking sick of this cunt

>it's fine when Rachel McAdams does it
bunch of hypocrites

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Indeed. Nobody deserves this punishment.

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Why would the mom leave a baby young enough to breastfeed? What a cunt, those things aren't fucking pets.

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How are you supposed to get attention without taking a photo? Fucking dumbass

feminism happened

Does she steal food as well as jokes?

Not according to DNA.

A 6/10 gained weight and everyone realized she was a cunt.

her face is krusty the clown tier
feminism

yeah but she's hot

Kek, I hate this planet.

Please identify the Jewish gene that all Jews have and no white people have

for me its Hilary Duff

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Mommy!

>(((Schumer)))
>White

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it’s like looking at my wedding photos

brb killing myself don’t get married bros

Sometimes people got shit to do. That doesn't stop when a kid comes. I had a stay at home mom and I'm sure I wasn't by her side 24/7. Then there is also sleeping. Parents can trade off which one gets up to see to the kid. Stop being dumb and putting me in the position to defend Amy Schumer. Jerk.

She's so fucking disgusting, Christ

still disgusting

Sickle cell anemia

Post your wife

>Because they couldn't tell just off of looks

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>Amy Schumer
this is why man have to be careful before marrying a future blob

North African/Middle Eastern DNA supposedly. What the fuck do you think Semite means?

Why the fuck do they show off doing this? God, social media was such a mistake.

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Shouldn't it be sexually arousing then?

So, Amy is taking advantage of the mentally unstable to get knocked up.

I mean, if you have time to sit on your ass and use a pump to get milk from your tits you probably have time to just breast feed. That shit is important since it createe bonding with the baby and mom. But I don't care about Amy Schumer so whatever.

Damn i'm looking into my future, having to pump up some disgusting whore who lies and says she's a virgin

tards can hook up with other tards

what the actual fuck

Do you find 2 girls 1 cup arousing?

I don't get it.

>North African/Middle Eastern DNA
That's not a gene...
Despite the memes, there's a (scientific) reason why sociologists say that race is a construct.

This is hot as fuck.

They don't replace breastfeeding with pumping completely. It's a back up.

I wanted to compare her to a milked cow but I googled some cows and they're all much cuter than her

enough people are into scat for it to be a genre of porn

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>Lipstick

Dropped. Makeup in general is shitty but lipstick is fucking foul. No idea why anyone thinks looking like a clown is attractive.

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WTF she used to have a nice body?

>race is a social construct

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Retards, both of you.

>Despite the memes, there's a (scientific) reason why sociologists say that race is a construct.
To be fair, all classifications are a construct by that logic. Also, stop arguing with /pol/tards, they have a political bias against your argument so they'll never believe you.

>having genetic features that get passed down through generations of breeding with people of similar genes is a social construct bro

>Taking sociologists seriously

Add some insight then Dr. Titmilker

>can only respond in memes and can't actually refute the evidence
classic

Duff is really fucking hot though, big ol tiddies and ass.

>hasn't posted any sources himself
classic

how do you know Yea Forums thinks that way? The OP img is recent "news" and it's exacerbated by Amy Schumer being a hateable person. Your pic is NOT current so why would there be people talking about it?

Get fucked pissbaby, she is changing how society views beauty and leading the stampede of the fat acceptance movement. She is defying expectations of society and proving Diabetes is beautiful and healthy. Clogged arteries are whats in, in 2019.

because they think men will be jealous the same way women are jealous of things men can do like piss standing up

Sociology is literally the most brainlet teir """science""" ever. Any schmuck can read it and understand it without having studied it and chances are they'll question it's validity. It's literally just applied psychology, which itself is pretty wonky.

To make my dick hard.

*Tier

Are there any reliable studies on human behavior? Genetics maybe?

Sociology is not a science. You'd know that if you went to college.

She's the kind of disgusting housewife I imagine having. And I hate her. And she'll think it's weird that we haven't had sex in years, but it's not because I'm busy or not in the mood, I'm genuinely repulsed by her visage. Like she'll ask me why I didn't fix the sink like I promise or something while I'm trying to shitpost on Yea Forums in the dark and I'll grunt at her that I'll get to it. Then when she walks away to get her nightly bottle of wine, I'll mutter, "you fucking bitch". Everyday having to see her disgusting bored mug, I'm just hoping she'll be the one who cheats on me first before I do, and hopefully I'll get proof of her cheating.

Or maybe I'd cheat first, because our kid kind of looks like her so I hate them too and I wouldn't have to get custody of it

I prefer straight from the teet

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Full retard, sociologist study society, they are not scientist and yes you can tell race by bone structure alone

Probably, but it's usually genetics.
Sorry, "social science". I went to college for STEM, which you can make fun of all you want, but Physics and Math are FAR more valid than Sociology.

Sephardic, Mizrahi, Ashkenazi, and usury.
youtube.com/watch?v=p26xGXbam_w

she's a good mommy

IQ is basically the only thing that is repeatable or important in the field.

Yes I too prefer this thread to be a Duff thread now

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Any excuse to get their tits out. Women are hollow, vacuous whores and exist to garner attention.

THERE IS NOTHING

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God I wish that was me

how's your relationship with your mother?

We still talk every week during my penis inspection.

Species are social constructs.

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What defines a species anyways?

Nigger

Are you saying white people were the victims of the holocaust? are you saying white people are the most persecuted people in history?

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How come real life women are so ugly compared to 2D fictional women?????

Yes. Through action or inaction we are held responsible for everything. We are the cause of every problem and we are the only ones that can solve all the problems.

women are naturanly more funny casue of empathy
youtube.com/watch?v=KtCPvM23wHQ

seeee

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she's no trainwreck!

someone lost the gene lottery hard

Has she even done anything relevant in the past year or two?
Feels like she fell off the planet after Trump got elected.

If Amy didn't have the last name Schumer, it would be impossible to tell she's jewish. She doesn't have the nose, she doesn't have the skull shape. She looks like your typical mushy potato midwesterner.

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netflix special while pregnant

Why does this board hate her so much?

>Why the fuck do they show off doing this?
Oh boy, you haven't seen half of it.

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It'd be like plunging your dick into cold cow shit while you feel sick enough so that you're always on the verge of vomiting. Also, there's an indescribable smell that vaguely resembles some bizarre concoction of heavy-dosage medicinal chemicals and sour milk... just, pervading every fucking inch of the air. It's fucking inescapable. And your eyes... as you stare up to the blinding strobe lights of her studio apartment, feeling every vein in your flushed, sweating, tight forehead struggling to keep yourself from fainting - are just fit to burst out of their sockets as the pressure and despair spirals exponentially in your mind, frothing from your desperate mouth.

It's a feeling you just want to end, as your wet sloppy, half-hard flesh reams into her unhealthy mass of bloated fatty crotch tissue and unsatisfying dryness.

You don't ever want to look back on this feeling, or remember it. But you can't stop the thoughts from cropping up now and then. Recoiling from the vast dark voids at the back of your mind into the vulnerable forefront of your thoughts, like an instant concussion no matter where or when you are in your daily miserable waste of an existence post this sexual atrocity.

I have a huge lactation fetish but Amy Schumer is too much.

Depends who you ask.
scienceblogs.com/evolvingthoughts/2006/10/01/a-list-of-26-species-concepts
The most common definition among laymen is probably that two organisms are of the same species if they can mate and produce viable offspring, but there are many cases that pose problems for that definition. I think it's reasonable to label different populations that CAN mate but have distinct physical/behavioral traits as separate species. That approach is common when classifying pretty much any non-human organism.

She's like a manufactured boy band. Not that great but propped up by a big label just to make money.

I remember this thot. She cried about getting raped while selling photos of herself online.

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Why are you such a pissbaby, that you find breast feeding distasteful? They're just feeding their babies. You should ask why we live in a world that is sensitive toward breastfeeding. It's not as if breastfeeding spreads diseases. It would be one thing if the act put others at risk. But it's less than harmless. It's nurturing.

Oh come the fuck on. In any other circumstance, had a woman cried rape, without filing a police report, you guys would have chastised her for being a lying bitch with something to hide. But when a girl actually does what needs to be done, then you're still made. All because what? Because she bragged about it? What's the harm in that? She might influence other women to go to the authorities instead of making empty accusations? Woowwwww... Our society has really gone down hill. Making proper due process trendy.

>manface
absolute cringe

based

I'll never understand why women think being gross is somehow funny.

Christ that's terrifying! I didn't think it possible, but I actually feel better about my loneliness now.

She now looks like every female coworker I've ever had working in CNC manufacturing.

>Pumapard
This sounds awesome

Do you really think women who do porn are just allowed to be raped?

she's pumping milk. nothing sexual about it. if you think it is, then h___ s__

She has been discarded by the architect as an unworkable. A piece of semi-etched marble in the corner of a forgotten workshop.

This reminds me of the retarded girl pasta, anyone have that?

Wow shes fucking ugly.

it literally calls itself a science. my sociology 101 professor for the class I had to take for my core opened his first lecture with a story about a physicist who quit studying physics for sociology because he wanted to study something "difficult" instead. He tried to hype it up as a valid study based upon facts and then proceeded to teach the entire class about opinions and politics

That's the Trump effect. Amerilards went wild over that election

Now you know why shes an angry leftist. The world fucked her over so now its her mission to fuck it over back.

I wonder what his main board is.

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She started believing her own pro-fat bullshit

/d/

It's the bullshit social media way she framed the photos that really gets me. She could be holding her learner's permit from passing a recent driving test and the photos would be the same.

The poster child for white feminist liberals.

The oven just got 10 degrees hotter

Not his best work, if we're honest.

Yeah, well, how exactly do you frame filling out a police report? Would you rather she appear straight face, and slightly teary eyed, because "I HAVE TO CONVEY HOW SERIOUS THIS IS".

She probably doesn't want the incident to take away her ability to enjoy life and be positive.

But what does it MEAN???

Sometimes a job is just a job. You do it for the money, we've all been there.

oinkoink

Remember that she called her child Gene Attell Fischer - Genital fissure

I literally want to smash her fucking baby’s face in with the heaviest rock I can find while she watches. Cunt.

u mad black boi?

She's so fucking hideous. She's running out of ideas to call attention

Looks like an advertisement for the brap barn

fugliest thing i've ever seen, and i've seen a lot

Amy is so pretty. I suspect that people pretend she isnt because they disagree with her words. sad that.

BASED. I have hated fucking lipstick my entire life. Girls, especially minorities, look disgusting with it on.

She is simply repugnant.

youtube.com/watch?v=6ETQQNw2wHk