The problem with Stuckmann

So Ive come to realize that the problem with cuckmann here is not only that hes is an annoying manlet but also that his videos dont say anything. He doesnt give any interesting history behind the movie or cool trivial knowledge about film making. He just gives a synopsis than says what he likes and doesnt like and then gives a rating. He even does this with classic movies. He feels the need to even give fucking citizen kane a rating. Not to mention he gets all his opinions from roger ebert.com and likes capeshit. Like say what you want about RLM but if you watch their suspiria movie re:view youll at least get some knowledge about the Italian horror genre.

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ok

Well i was hoping yall would give me recommendations on some good youtube channels or podcasts. Im stuck at work and want to learn shit about movies.

Youtubers suck. Read film books instead

Alright i just read the one about 1999 being a great year for movies. What do you recommend

>manlet
He's 6'4.

Primetime propaganda by Ben shapiro.

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

>jew book about propaganda
Oh the irony

What? I dont speak capeshit sorry that you can

Here we have Stuckmann displaying his cinematic abilities.

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Pictures at a Revolution: Five Movies and the Birth of the New Hollywood

about how 1967 was a great year for movies

Why are lefties angry that this completely talentless white dude dominates youtube feeds. I mean the left is retarded but we could use them to get rid of this faggot. #stuckmannpriveledge

>manlet
Kek, he is not.

He cute

Literally the king of manlets.

You could say the same about almost all of the Youtube review/analysis content creators. Dudes in their 20/30's who don't know shit about anything. It can be a lucrative businesses if the Youtube algorithm hit your content. Then you can squeeze out 10 minute videos on the reg, giving your basic bitch views on capshit or whatever.

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imagine being this scared to every try something new and risky

say what you will about his abilities as a director, but it's more admirable than wiping the cheeto crumbs from your keyboard

I actually found one i liked when he uploaded shorted shit back in the day. He was so edgelordy and hated everything it was actually somewhat entertaining. His name was dishonored wolf. But he stopped uploading. He just hated fucking everything. And got a bunch of sjws mad at him despite being a bernie bro. Some of his old uploads are still pretty funny. The one about the black panther is great

>New and risky
He likes nearly fucking everything. He agrees with every staus quo opinion on movies.

heres some movie reviewers that i like. used to watch cuckman myself until i came to the same point youve just made. ill give you some recommendations but some will say theyre generic. some of these guys dont really review the lastest films

>voxis productions (very underrated)
>i hate everything
>Your Movie Sucks
>ralph the movie maker
>cinemassacre
>penguinz0
>stoned gremlin productions (aka cinema snob)
>doctor wolfula
>history buffs (movie vs real life historical event)

>Video gamers
Yeah im gonna learn a lot from these guys.
Although voxxis can be funny

IHE is a milquetoast, boring prick and YMS is an arrogant, disgusting dickhead with a insufferable voice. History Buffs comes across as a limp wristed, wet prick too. Only Ralph is good. Love that spaghetti kike.

>wants to make a thread memeing on Stuckmann
>doesn't know about Zod's neck
Oh I am laffin

So just looked it up. Yes i am such a normie for not seeing a video with 30k views. Go back to your eceleb subreddit.

>unironically shilling ben shapiro
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ONONONONONININININONOONO O O O O O I NNNNNOONONONO

YMS is an alcoholic furry who hates his parents.
Brad is a drug addict.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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See the point is it was plastered all over this board for weeks newfag. Go back.

>Gets BTFO
>"Y-you're r-reddit! F-fuck off!"
Pathetic.

Well we can give him the benefit of the doubt and hope it was ironic

3 years ago i was on fucking Yea Forums rate my dick threads and in college. Then i grew up and now im here. Sorry i dont know you ladies little in joke.

Your response is really reddit

Bump

What is that monster on the far right?

Dude you got pics of yms?

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The furry outfit obviously. Youd take the time to shitpost but not contribute. Cringe

>calling anything other than Sneedshitters cringe

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Has sneed ever been funny?

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you asked for a pic and you got one faggot

>He feels the need to even give fucking citizen kane a rating
He knows far more about Kane than you, bucko. He grew up with that movie.

Literally the only people who hate Stuckmann are you losers.

He says that in 1 out of 2 videos.

High chris. Does your wife have autism?

It was never funny.

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Hahahahahha oh god, that was hilarious.
I remember that I watched this whole shit on pornhub of all places, it laughed for the entire duration

I'm not sure what's worse, the lighting or the acting. I'll bet the sound quality is garbage too.

>being on Yea Forums looking at other mens dicks in your early twenties
sorry about the mental retardation bro

that was cool desu

yeah he's funny, he does keep uploading though

Yeah. Its not the same. He hangs out on a podcast that makes fun of clickbait youtubers. Its called EFAP. Its god tier background noise if youre playing games or typing.

what u talkin bout niqqa?

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Theres a 3 month gap in there on his hiatus that must be where i left off. Ill go check those out. I remember him being fun. He’s probably some english major who uses youtube as his vent is my guess. I know he left becuase tumblr came after him and accused him of rape because hes a furry or some other autism. I felt really bad when he uploaded the video explaining the drama.

Oh god the jared genesis streams I forgot how great those were.

Thats the autistic dude they made fun of for making reviews of movies he hadnt seen right?

>i hate everything

The mans a fucking prick

>yall
>discussing ecelebs
Kill yourself, redditor.