Eurovision 2019

embarrassing, yurop

I've just been informed that Iceland are homos. I'm voting France now instead.

Kill France & Iceland desu

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AHAHAHAHAHA

1. Serbia
2. Cyprus
3. Belarus

fuck off

madam please put your penis away
you are tarnishing the good name of this establishment

France are double homos

Can anyone explain me who is behind all this tranny/gay propaganda?

OH NO NO NO

WHY IS THIS THING COMING BACK EVERY YEAR???

1. Norway
2. Iceland
3. Slovenia

>bringing the back the flagship of degeneracy

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Look at where its hosted.

Sweden guy was so hot desu

He's Turk, user

Wow, Charlie from Always Sunny In Philadelphia has come a long way.

illuminati symbols everywhere

white people

what the fuck happened

>and then for some reason people voted for Hitler

Based bearded man

They are literally just parading this guy out as a circus freak show. They just know that people want to laugh at how weird it is.

That is literally Bo Rai Cho from Mortal Kombat but shaved

Fuck eurovision and fuck europe

> hosted by Israel

Why do they have to get this Swedish cunt involved every year.

What does the dosimeter say about the current level of faggotry at the Eurovision Songfestival?

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You forgot Latvia and Lithuania but remembered Estonia?

>dancing with the demons in your mind
yeah we can see that conch me odl mucker

if iceland don't win i'm going to kill myself

But the propaganda gets worse every year irrespective of the hosting country.

Sweden hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

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based

All hail the Eurovision mascot

Literally who is shocked that eurovision is homo lmao

Gay Turk

and kill al gooks desu

Shit brehs this is pretty cool.I like how they're doing covers of the other contestants

desu

where did it all go so wrong lads

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3.6 reontgens

Not great, not terrible

Mans used to be based

What happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tgnx6jTQ

This is a cool concept, letting former winners sing the following winning song

Who is this?

State of your life if you think real life anywhere looked like your fantasy paintings

hatari.is/

IT IS THE TIME OF THE GIANT MEME JEW

YEEEEEEEEEEES

in 20 years you will be laughed at if you don't look like this

SCREENCap this

Iceland is the only country that can SMASH THE TRANNY SCUM

Ancients loved fucking boys in the ass though.

Australia will win

>Abba breaking their hips on stage

t. frog

This thing is representing your country.

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Post Euro kino
youtube.com/watch?v=bmeCC53FKes

ZIBEN ZIBEN

More like 15000

lmfao a BASED concept if I'm honest

Ok time to fap

Verka Serdyuchka!!!!

WHO is this SLUTTY THOT

I think on balance, I've been unfair to the Jews. This shit is awesome

omg eleni foureira is absolutely smoking hot

I unironically love this song ngl.

youtube.com/watch?v=lddoHQIZQto

Guys is this a tranny too? Don't meme me im about to have a wank

best eurovision song ever
too bad that it got butchered by this albanian slut

you say that like you would have lived as an equestrian or senatorial class roman, and not some fucking slave or peasant like most people

anri

What? I thought Eleni was Albanian?

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They're all trannies, Israel is weird

youtube.com/watch?v=Pdw27j_usP0

You are in shock, go to the infirmary

>The guy acting as her chair

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Oh she just said she was Eleni

VERKA MY LOVE

Ok now time to stop fap

MAXIMUM DEGENERACY OVERLOAD

A MAN CAN TAKE ONLY SO MUCH AT ONCE

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I hope this is verka

lmao

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1.Norway.
2.Iceland
3.Catalonia.

ALOLO

youtube.com/watch?v=gQy0PJEkQhA

Why this didn't win I don't know

Eleni Foureira

/pol/ NUKE NOW

What do you mean, this only makes my dick harder

oh shit theyn got the robotman

>I am a beautiful creature

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You are delusional. Take this man to the infirmary.

the actual good part soon

probably somewhere around commodus

France here, i'd like to explain the disaster you just witnessed.

Years ago, we figured we will always end up bottom of the barrel at the Eurovision no matter how good the guy we sent (Sebastien Tellier was our last attempt and they sabotaged him) because votes are a fraud and it's all political.

So now we find the guy we hate the most and let him humiliate himself in front of an audiance so he can end up in tears when he realise nobody is voting for him.

This year's crop is especially good, he didn't even realise we were trolling when we gave him a morbidly obese ballet dancer.

Is that relevant?

ALULU

Elton John meets Chris Chan

Thank you based verka

who is that? the father of the fatty?

Fuck not more...

True kino incoming
youtube.com/watch?v=7pL9vdpSvnY

Unironically better than the original

rave.dj/Bz6Q11GMz9vAAA

>want to smash Albanian thot
>must murder all her male cousins first

She used to claim that she was Mexican, though

get out toast

>I am a beautiful creature

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wtf france is good now

This is based

true

this looks like spic pro wrestling

Madonna next?

youtube.com/watch?v=pHXDMe6QV-U

All these newfags who don't know who he is. Surprised they haven't got Dana International desu.

Gay as fuck, but I like it

haleluyas

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>This wholesome song
What happened to euro in the next 40 years

>1979
she looks great for a million years old, I'd hit that

She still looks pretty good.

At least they arent singing allahu akbar

Based catchy Jew song

>no lordi in the mash up
DROPPED

Verka was literally drunk at Eurovision opening and made hostess drink alcohol too. Based creature.

I hope you're talking truth. Baguette here also, et putain que je hais ce fdp.

Yep time for that shit I've been holding in.

>>I think you´ve been trolled into thinking this is a troll

>All this shilling for homosexuality
>Israel

youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc

any drama/ cringe yet?

Having some chili-on-toast lads

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GAL GADOOOOOOOOOOT

CRASHING THIS CONEST

WITH NO WINNERS!

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>the jewry votes

Jay me mackers Graham that's a bit harsh

a cute

ICELAND YOU FAGGOTS

pretty based desu

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They're trolling Israel too.

will we see madge? live?

sLOVEnia!!!!

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One of the Norwegian singers looks like Jay Bauman.

why don't we get any rap/punk acts, everyone knows this pop shite is dead and dying

VOTE NORWAY NOW YOU FAGGOTS

You're supposed to feel less like a loser in this western garbage society with a dick in your mouth.

Denmark was cute, cute!

Nah, Hamas is taking a day off it seems.

Ok Iran, I get it now

the whole thing looks like a Satanic ritual but I don't think anyone is surprised by that

NA NA NA GUYS rise up!

incest

wouldn't be eurovision if it wasn't camp and kitsch
as fuck

No, Hamas are letting us down t b h

Will Lordi ever be surpassed?

you're a big tranny

I loved your Madame Monsieur last year. Even voted for them.

If you mean stage interrupting and the such, this is Israel m8.
They have at least 100000000 body guards armed with rifles waiting to murder there.

For Jews

>Avatar the musical

Western music is getting worse not better.

/oudentist/

>69% Greek
That explains why she’s brown.

I did.

t. dutchfag

Slovenia is the only half-decent song in this circus

It's truly bigger than you and me

Lol those cringe Icelanders.

VOTE ICELAND

based and sloveniapilled

>belarus

hnnngg

if I cut your dick off will you die?

How are the Netherlands favourites with such a bland shitty song?

This isn't Yea Forums, you don't have to pretend a song was good because it was boring.

Maybe shariah law or Chinese world domination would be a blessing

A VOTE FOR BELARUS IS A VOTE FOR JUICY THIGHS

>Sieben, sieben, ai lyu-lyu
>Sieben, sieben, ein, zwei
>Sieben, sieben, ai lyu-lyu
>Ein, zwei, drei

I'm pretty sure Estonia is just testing if anyone would notice if they just sent an android to the euros

Name my band Yea Forums

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Is it just me or this years there are better songs?

It sounded good

So it's gonna be

1. Norway/Australia
2. Belarus
3.

25. UK
26. France

Right?

>france

hnnngg

Based tier
>Iceland
>Norway
Good tier
>San Marino
>Australia
Meh tier
>the rest

bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/travel/2016/03/17/welcome-tel-aviv-gayest-city-earth/y9V15VazXhtSjXVSo9gT9K/story.html

KIKE PRIDE

chilli and macaroni here

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sweden

Four fags and a baby

G'WAN MADONNA LAD

>only 16
>biggest thot in the show

why has no one got graham to shout out 4channel???

It's the magic of trannys

Israel are CANCELLED twitter.com/MY57R0/status/1129744245584216066

MADONNAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOWW

its already a hit apparently

>The end of the white man

>Madonna
What is this old hag doing there?

Fuck I'm high and drunk. Nice

Many aren’t happy with Iceland because of how political it is.
They are a leftist antifa group singing against capitalism

think our commentator is asleep lmao

I WANT TO MARRY VERKA

Degeneration Inc.

Iceland could be kinda good, if they didn't come off as cheap copies of Berlin techno bitches and Fecal Matter

>UK not ded last will nil pwa

Their song was just a lame Lana Del Rey rip though

Iceland will be top 3 at least

PORCA MADONNA IS HERE

Too much solarium

So why is Madonna in pirate getup?

i fucking hate trannies and fags

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Clown World

The Wiermarboys

the men of europe

Fuck me. And people say Hollywood is soi'd.

San Marino is /ourguy/

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Let's go ICELAND

HATRED WILL PREVAIL

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IS THAT MADONNA?

didn't this bitch run away after threatening to bomb the WH

The Sausages

I'm sure all the artists are really glad Madonna is in there presence rn

When is the winner announced of this crap

She's queen of the gays and it's in Israel. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Madonna seems in a good mood

Turbo Homo

MY HUSBAND WONT LIKE IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Of course Madonna looks like that

I wish Cesar the Voice was here

Holy shit I was expecting the Nazi flag to be shown during the German show up.
As in: "Don't expect us to have forgotten"
Either way.
ALSO PUNISHED MADONNA WTF

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Madonna dressed like Tina turner from mad Max

WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME!

Is she drunk?

she's gonna make israel and palastine friends

kek she looks like a gay pirate

>It's a Madonna is high af episode

That was sneaky as fuck and I laughed out loud.

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>eleni
>the most common greek female name
>wtf i thought she was albanian
sad.

hasa massive gay fan base and this show looks like the biggest base of gays on the planet

based and honkpilled, also checked

Has there ever been a better song than Ukraine 2007?

What?

THICC PIRATE MADONNA

Madonna has good banter desu

She's probably seen 5 people in the same outfit as her already, and 2 of them were dudes

the honklers

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Is Madonna pro-occupation, CANCELLED

holy fuck

Tranny Revival

goddamit

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need a shit lads

Why does Madonna have a stache?

what the fuck bitch

She used and abused everything know to men. Madonna was the original thot.

Madonna is making me cringe so much

Not only a little drunk....!!!

My stream was really pixelated so I didn't realise that was really Madonna
when did she turn into a stump dwarf woman

It's how Euron should have looked.

Yes Ukraine 2004.

>Cum together

>tfw the once juicy pussy of madonna has completely dried up

;_;

MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE COME TOGETHER

Agreed

She's drunk as fuck lmao

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the pirate-outfit symbolizing the all-seeing eye, based

her son is a little chav

Shes drunk as fuck

imagine if the EU died next year

This is the fucking worst holy shit

Why is he so based?

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>Madonna high af and wanting to be anywhere else

Vote Turkey you faggots.

Did he just straight up puke on her

me on the left

ESC shows suck dick without these lads

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Doesn't Madonna hate Israel?

Drunk Madonna hijacking the show to fuck around is the best thing that could have happened tonight.

>my husband

There is not any straight man in that place?

The Funny Tranny

>Leonard Cohen is still dead

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Oh what the fuck is this shit, just play Madonna and give us the scores

Does madonna even have any good songs?
shes just mega famous with no content

Name my band guys

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Which country?

better than ZIBEN ZIBEN? Maybe Hardrock Hallelujah. I like that both Verka and Lordi just had fun without being too serious.

Did he fucking glass her?

who doesn't lol

>everybody from Albania must be Albanian
Not everybody from Albania is Albanian. The govt says Albania is 98% Albanian but in reality it’s around 70%. We have a lot of gypsies and Greeks and frankly we should have murdered them all including eleni.

I really like some songs from Madonna.

This is my favorite: youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0

>2019
>He's still straight
Yikes

Tel Aviv local time: 00:39
Yeah, Madonna is full alcohol, coke, and cock.

woah punished madonna

Best hosts. Sweden needs to stop sending shit songs so they can host again.

This song is unironically great.

that's in 20years user

Madonna is going to trip on stage or fuck up, screencap this

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Slipkmaybe

New European Civilization

we wuz vikings

Let serbianfu win

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Ok strap in we going full Jew

CHECKED

inb4 the interval is cut short because Madonna fell asleep

Bros I like this jew music..

Sigue Sigue Spunkmix

How much do you think she got for appearing tonight? I guess it's a lot, but not sure.

I bet.

The Australian bird is like the only one there who can actually sing. Kind of hope San Marino wins, though.

Who the fuck is this black guy

This poster is one of (((them))) do not believe his lies.

what? Iceland are leftist? Disgusting

This surely isn't the first show Madonna has had to put on while she fucked out of her mind and it surely won't be the last,

HWYTE MANG

Latvia will win

Thats how they get you

Wtf is quavo doing there

An American

Who's this lad in the chainmail armour?

lmfao QUAVO, utterly irrelevant

V-kings

WAKANDA FOREVER

>it's a dumb American nigger episode

Will I Am

>fecal bdsm performance
>not leftist

This group and singing is making me happy, brehs
youtu.be/Ovt7YGHAj8I
youtu.be/Ovt7YGHAj8I
youtu.be/Ovt7YGHAj8I

>calling him sir

WE WUZ KNIGHTS UN SHIEEET

She great.

Hitler was Right

1 million dollars for shitting up the whole evening

>SHE GREAT

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The famous aritst quavo

a swede

Idris Elba

>Eurovision
>only songs in english have a chance
>the ones that actually carry something from their culture are guaranteed to lose
AND PEOPLE CELEBRATE THIS SHIT

ngl bros this is pretty wholesome eurovision

Quavooooo

>My mom grew up listening to her

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>represent de culthure
>every eurovision is just generic pozzed bs
dumb nigger

Will Smith I think

Nothing, she just obeys her jewish masters. Do you think it's she appears the first time it's hosted in Israel?

This is priming us for America's inevitable entry into the competition.

youtu.be/Uz51zxV5su8

Petra Mede is fucking based

ey white girl

It's him again!!!!!

RAINDROP, DROPTOP, CHILLING WIT KIKES INNA HOTBOX

Voted for Slovenia because the girl as small bobs

>HOW ABOUT A MAGIC DICK?

Yup, they are literally antifa.

>she great
>you know what i'm sayin

no, you fucked her dried up cunt?

Post yfw France wins the contest

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my fucking latex fetish HNNNNNNNGGGG

>1-100

56

Only 1mil? Fuck I thought she could scam them a little bit more.

WILD DANCES AAAAAAAAA

This guy is literally dressed like the guy from The Mentalist

Barack obama

>the Jews have literal psychic mentalists

No wonder they control everything.

>mentalist

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What a completely legitimate and not set up in advance trick

what the fuck just start the score, I want to go to sleep

The Jews are really going to town with all these trannies and fags

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>45
>1945
lel

Got mate standing behind telling him on ear peice.

Illusion ruined

>Jewish mind tricks

False, we have the best Mentats

>Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone

>Madonna was born to Catholic parents Madonna Louise and Silvio Anthony "Tony" Ciccone in Bay City, Michigan on August 16, 1958. Her father's parents were Italian emigrants from Pacentro, while her mother was of French-Canadian descent.

>Half italian, half french.

>Madonna means Virgin. for the Virgin Mary.

Who's the best ones i just tuned in?

STILL NOT MADONNA

REEEÈEEÈEEEÈ

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES GOYIM

I'm kind of digging her backing dancers

Time to mute.

another fattie, cool mang

Wow nobody saw that coming

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:)

YOU READY BOIS

BIG THICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Iceland

lads..

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just turned over, disgusting

Are people really this gullible?

>Sweden is black
Literally pottery
Literally kino
Literally honk world

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PIKACHU IS BACK

She looks like Hedonism Bot from Futurama

Fall off the table land whale

>Those thighs
HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

I fucking hate fat people

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Come here in Greece and beg for our money, Albanorach

Snorlax.

Sweden

This song is about being obese and proud
Where did it all go wrong, bros?

Mighty Cuckin Pozzer Rangers

Imagine the disgusting cunny smell Jesus fucking christ

pretty fucking gay, but in a good mad max kinda way

Jews are literally telling us theres no such thing as free choice?
talk about rubbing it in

>The fucking schnozzes on this backing dancers
wew

I'm not your toy, you stupid goy

I do whatta waaa-naaa

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Hope she Gers heart attack during show

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>all those hot jew dancers
I LOVE JEWS NOW UNIRONICALLY

Hey, at least she'll lose some weight after this.

Baby boomers

MILKERS

Germany

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>nana Banana

Her dad might be an Italian jew.

Fuck I'm hard

new thread

>so fat shes chinese
pottery

Italy

either norway,denmark, malta or netherlands

>I eat wat I wanna

she's so out of breath

Thot fucking patrolled

Leo approved

As a frog, i second this,
Also, France is one of the "Big Four" with Spain, UK and Germany.
These four countries can't be expelled from the Eurovision and go directly to final. If they send a mop with a hat to take part to the contest and finish with 0 points, they'll still be here next year.
So, they don't give a shit anymore and send random "artists"...

NEW THREAD

Iceland and Australia were both 10/10.
Iceland for everything, Australia for the stage performance

Why are they all so mean to the blonde hottie

she's so out of breath

He has the nose.

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NEW THREAD

I want to beat her in a World War

What about Uri Geller?

>Greece
>money
Nice try Turk.

if i hear that czech song one more time imma cum

I thought it was some based occult dancing. Disgusting.

Australia, Iceland, Italy, Norway

youtube.com/watch?v=YfnhDfy8AjU

turks will never be europe, cope

youtu.be/Koi36aeRv7I

Ask your parents how he came begging for our money in the 90s

NEW THREAD

FINAL CALL, LINES ARE CLOSING

Kys paki

They never went to grease. Only the Greeks and gypos went to your nation mate. Too bad theyre still some of them here.

kek