/rbmk/

>Nooo, don't smoke there, you'll ignite the...well fuck.

Chernobyl Heart is a good documentary if anyones looking for Chernobyl content in the meantime.

youtube.com/watch?v=8ujAG_Ofj4M

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Yeah, it just looks like a blimp hanger at this point.

Chernobyl game by the Limbo guys when?

soon hopefully

>Newman typing furiously at his calculations: the core is open! Kramer!

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Finally a good thread. I hope Ulana solves all the problems the stupid men have in the next episode

The pieces are kept in the turbine hall if you ever want to see it up close.

DYATLOV YOU WILL BELIEVE YOUR COLLEAGUES WHEN THEY REPORT THE CORE IS OPEN. I SHALL HEAR NO MORE OF IT

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The core is no me, my lord. I saw it with me own eyes from atop the roof!

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The northman speaks true. I meself sent a goat there.

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The chief engineer is tired

based drawfag
keep them coming, maybe Boronfu and Sandfu forcing themselves on her

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Ok but who should marry the RBMK core to unite the houses?

flood the core

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Lights in Pripyat still work.

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This thread is a lot better than the other one.

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fuck you for imagining something so wonderful

will we be seeing more based Anatoly

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Imagine urban exploring Pripyat and having a random room light up near you. Quite spoopy

>X-Files theme in the background

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Maybe in the hospital.

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ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

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I wanna touch it

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I think they are going to do the trial, so yes.

What is other nuclear Kino?

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I want to watch that now.

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GLORIOUS SOVIET ELECTRIC BULB ENGINEERING!

LAST THIRTY YEARS NO PROBLEM!

FILAMENT MAKE FROM MELTED-DOWN KALASH!

>demon core
spoopy

You guys really need to put "Chernobyl" in the OP.

It killed two men without blowing up.

please don't die and let the other one take over.

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We need to convince some Ukrainian user to go in a spray paint /rbmk/ on it

I only see them on int and they are very odd people

MUH SCREWDRIVERS

The pinnacle of the US nuclear program!

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His method was not approved and he died for being a dumbass.

Make you guys put chernobyl in the OP so its easier to find

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ONLY A FOOL WOULD BELIEVE IN AN RBMK CORE IN THE OPEN FIELD

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I barely ever say this, but the tits need to be smaller.

/rbmk/ is the thread name
chernobyl/kinobyl goes in the subject line as well

what doesn't go in the subject line EVER is the /chern/ like a fucking autistic retard

I bet the jews are behind this

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fugg with each new pic drawfag puts out i want to go comfort core-chan and make her a nice hot cup of cocoa and make sure she's never alone again

That attracts riffraff who argue over nonsense until the thread dies.

I know, it is just so ridiculous using a screw driver for that.

>Do stupid shit with radioactive materials including poking it with a screwdriver
>Get irradiated and die
>OMG IT MUST BE THE CORE

>I know, it is just so ridiculous using a screw driver for that
that it is. At least he didn't kill anyone else with his stupididy

>I know, it is just so ridiculous using a screw driver for that.
9 out of 10 humans are functional retards
makes sense at least a few of those retards would bumble their way into the nuclear arts

just like the tale of those japs who poured uranium into a core with a stainless steel bucket and got rekt by spicy rays for their troubles

Why did both the cable and the helicopter blade break? It should just be one or the other. Looks fake as fuck.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ICOu7KksgUA

It was pretty true to what happened.

Here’s a good doc about the guys who cleaned the graphite of the roof.
Chernobyl 3828
youtu.be/FfDa8tR25dk

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I love you Yea Forums for making these memes

>chunks of graphite scattered around the table
I see this meme has received an upgrade

How many posts in these threads are incels whining about Ulana's character?

inb4 3.6

all the incels are in the crap thread

this is the kino/meme thread and all the anons here have had sex

It normal cores it wouldn't be a problem. The "Demon Core" was a core that had almost no safety margin. Normally you need a implosion to get it to critical. Unlike the Nagasaki bomb which had a much larger safety margin, this one only had a 5% margin, and it two cases the folks treated it like the other cores and it went critical and killed people.

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I mean Mi-8 have 5 rotor blades spinning pretty fast. I think in the real vid it only slices through one cable though

the atomic bomb movie narrated by shatner

funny enough, the pouring didn't cause the issue, the issue was the container they were pouring it in was not shaped for that much and went critical. If they poured it in the right container it would have been no issue.

still fucking about with nuclear fuel like it was a bucket of paint or something strikes me as highly foolish

their sloth was their undoing since the workers couldn't be assed to use the proper equipment

Actual footage of the elephant foot in 2016:

youtu.be/NkwEfbIBnDU

youtube.com/watch?v=w_uOSImPSi8

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Are those artifacts from the radiation?

yeah, that is a great one.

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Yup. And they are not that close to the elephant foot.

banishedsoulsovforbiddendesire.bandcamp.com/track/we-do-what-were-told

Thread theme song boys

Well the elephant foot looks really like "nothing" now. Or i mean just very dirty, naturally. I wonder how radioactive it is still.

yep, it almost all the accidents, the person who died did something really stupid. There are a few exceptions like the Cecil Kelley accident.

>a million billion trillion bullets hitting the lens

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youtube.com/watch?v=KLB7fk5Vr2M&t=1s

It's up

Why should i watch 30 mins of this? The Terror was kino.

Because his videos are entertaining and he will probably praise it

>The heat of the fear is pouring from the core
>Red embers of rage are raining down upon this world
>Smoke is rising from this eternal pit of blackness

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it looks like we won't be seeing anymore of Officer Pikalov komrades. He was absolutely based

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youtube.com/watch?v=n3Mn6V1IzHw

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillTheCutie

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Do you guys think dark skinned people or females will ever produce this kind of kino ? Or will they forever ruin and hamper our ability to create quality by inserting themselves in every facet?
I mean niggers spics and women are hopeless when it comes to creating kino right?

> Brutal oppressive rigid hierarchical communist slavery for everyone, but women have superpowers and can act like they're in 2019 Cucklifornia riding 5th wave of feminism and femspaining shit to Party Secretaries.

Really, WHY do they have to ruin EVERYTHING?

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you with the milk

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will this series go downhill or nah?

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based

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People have been taking photos and stuff since the late 90s, so it‘s probably not that deadl anymore. I think most of the super deadly radioactive marerials have a short half life, so most of the really nasty stuff has probably decayed by now.

Peele took Twilight Zone and turned it into pure trash, so probably.

>when you ask a girl how many sexual partners she had before you and she answers 'just 3'
>but your chad bro pikalov goes 'its not 3 dicks, its 15 000'

Graphite?

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i'm reading 3.6 roentgens of incel rage in this thread

>Why does he wear the mask?
>If I take this off, will you die?

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>anyone who says something negative about a women is an incel
>anyone that says anything negative about a black person is a racist

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Dr. Legasov, I'm KGB

Holy shit you can actually see her feet in this one!!!!!!

>>when you ask a girl how many sexual partners she had before you and she answers 3.6

/chrnbl/ is better name gomrad

it will be extremely painful

kek

kek

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threadly reminder of what 3.6 roentgen will do to you.

icantbelieveitsnonfiction.com/2018/02/14/hisashi-ouchi-and-masato-shinohara/

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big if for you

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stop posting this fucking picture it's not Ouchi
disgraceful to spread misinformation like that

That picture isn't Hisashi btw.

not great but not horrifying

Why does he wear the hat?

I always assume they kept these 2 alive to punish them. They must have known there was no chance of survival just immense suffering. Sick.

>threadly reminder of what 3.6 roentgen will do to you.
Almost no one ITT understands how radiation works.

This man is delusional. Get him out of here.

These threads have been smarter then expected.

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Not even nuclear scientists understand how it works. They just pray things do not go kaboom and deal with the cancer.

Only if you have the misfortune to live in a gook nation where they'll use all available medical technology to keep you alive as long as possible to study you.

Ouchi would have died long before he got to that without outside """assistance""".

How The Fuck Is radiation Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From core Like Nigga wear some lead Haha

It was an experiment to see what would happen to a person that has absorbed that much radiation and how effective some treatments would be. He was a test subject, unwillingly too since he begged to be let go.

Not great, but not terrible either...

Go ahead and explain, comrade

what film is this

>Almost no one ITT understands how radiation works.
bunch of tiny dickheads with guns

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As per filename, Fat man and little boy.

youtube.com/watch?v=hh89h8FxNhQ

Who is it?

Fuck you, /RBMK / all the way

>not having a cyanide pill backup plan in case of SHTF
having a suicide option in case of heavy radiation poisoning is pretty much mandatory for nuclear workers, especially if you don't want to be the next experiment in case of an accident

Jurassic Park

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basically hyperjews with uzi's firing a million billion trillion bullets

>what film is this
user, for your sake I hope you're memeing. Either way, here's your (You).

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yes it is. a simple google image search proves it. so shut the fuck up now. thanks.

lol

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Fuck you, drawfag!
Not to rag on your abilities or the drawings themselves - they're really skilfully done and creative and playful, but still, fuck you.
When I was a kid I had this picture book of myths and legends. The scariest was Medusa and Perseus - the idea of this thing so horrifying that'll kill you if you even look at it. Scared the crap out of me. And the bizarrely, inappropriately sexy illustrations of this topless snake-monster gave me a degenerate monstergirl fetish for life.
And when I grew up I found nuclear disasters the scariest thing I could imagine. A real-world version of the same horror. Reading about fallout and radiation sickness and Hiroshima, 3-Mile Island and Chernobyl would keep me up at night. How do you fight this disaster when you can't even get close to it without it killing you? This series is like a horror film to me, made magnitudes more chilling from the brute, terrifying fact of its reality. Thinking about this awful man-made abomination still burning underground.
And now you've gone and made it into a sexy waifu, you twisted, demented genius. And I know it's going to bypass the higher functions of my brain, riding on those terror-pathways straight into the animal part of my cortex to fuck up my sexuality even further. God damn you. Damn you to hell.

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literally read the source article you actual incel retards

For the uninitiated, something like this actually happened. One person dropped a brick on the reactor and another time someone was using a screwdriver as a shim and it slipped out causing a criticality accident

Apparently this was one of the concerns during the Cold War about the deployment of tactical enhanced radiation weapons; yes you'd kill the enemy's soldiers by exposing them to a huge radiation dose but not immediately, so there'd be a period of days where you'd be facing the victims who'd have absolutely zero fear of death since being killed in an all-out assault on your positions would be infinitely preferable to dying of radiation poisoning.

>icantbelieveitsnonfiction
sounds trustworthy pat yourself on the back

It not a reactor, it a core, but close enough.

is this dude trying to drill into his head with a nut driver? prolly work better with a drill bit dumbass.

>Not liking the demon-goddess of radiation
lol fag

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>man in the picture is missing a leg
>Ouichi at no point was missing a leg

>demon
get a load of this faggot
reactor-chan is pure
all she ever wanted to do was warm up water for us humans to use to turn our silly turbine thingies

Is there just the three of these so far?

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ok. so do a reverse image search of the image. give me ANY other explanation for the man in the pic. dispute me with facts or sources. who is it? explain his injuries. or just shut the fuck up. because it's him. and you're retarded. have sex.

>icantbelieveitsnonfiction
>incel retards
Stop spamming your clickbait blog.
Reported.

>Not liking
I've got the opposite problem. I know I'm going to end up liking her too much until I won't be able to get off unless I'm thinking of her pegging me with her fuel-rods

he has two legs user. Not that I am saying or not saying that mr. ouch

In the book A Slow Death: 83 Days of Radiation Sickness, it has detailed accounts and pictures,

>The main reason I'm skeptical that OP's image is of Ouchi is because all the pictures of his hospital room in the book make it look like a small, clean room. Not a fucking nightmare dungeon.
>Also there is no record of amputation in the very detailed account of Ouchi's ordeal in the book, whereas the person in OP's picture is missing both feet.
>Finally, the book details how the skin which faced the immediate radiation exposure was red and looked burned/scalded, but the skin on the reverse side of his body did not.

His right leg ends just after the knee in that picture dingus.

Not sure, someone is uploading all his work to rule34 though

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report my cock in your mothers mouth faggot

He has two legs, not two feet.

The second series could be about this:
The third largest nuclear disaster in history that was completely covered up.

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It's like a bag of sand.

windscale would be fun too.

Uh, that's a benis.

man you really are that dumb. the picture doesn't show amputation of any kind. his feet are strapped up out of the shot. the bed is blocking the view of his feet.

and boron

lol wtf

nigga are you retarded? BOTH legs are raised and his right leg is missing from the knee down. look again.

>All these pictures are technically ENF since she was only exposed due to an accident

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Are you messing around. Is he crossing is leg in the picture then, because otherwise it's amputated in the picture.

>"My skin is falling off and everything hurts but can you put my leg over my other leg so it looks like an amputation in the photo please"

I hadn't considered this. This makes it so much better.

Yeah, it proves a lot of shitty websites are spreading the same misinformation

More like 1.5 legs

Someone get this shockhead out of here

When's the next episode airing?

>"Over 3.6 Roentgen? Not possible"
>But the meter maxed at 3.6
>"Not possible"

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Monday.

what the fuck

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it clearly 3.6 legs user. Nothing to worry about.

looks like you can only see his right leg. left leg is hidden behind right leg!

I like that they've covered up his junk with a towel, because of course in that situation you're going to be worried about the nurses looking at your willy.

I don't think that's a towel...

This is just the Cherknov effect. He'll be fine.

joys of soviet safety

yeah, pretty sure that's a diaper.

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mate should of put a warning that was fucking BRUTAL... fucking hotwheels everywhere

anime was a mistake

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Nothing changed. We still "don't know" the origin of the 2017 radioactive cloud that covered Europe and how many were directly irradiated at the source and why.

Around 46 hours

No need to worry, comrades. It's just the Northern Lights.

Fuck off Hayao, you haven't been relevant since the 90's.

>alternate timeline Pripyat

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Why does this nuclear power plant apparently have no hazmat suits or other CBRN equipment? They're all just running around in white pyjamas.

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Wow. That's horrifying.

COMRADE I WISH TO SWIM IN THE FORBIDDEN POOL

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I remember seeing a video about it on an Asian culture and history channel I follow:

youtube.com/watch?v=SQCfOjhguO0

Stunning and horrifying. Even before the disaster, there was a secret city around the early soviet nuclear plant. The Soviets "disappeared" all the people that lived there. The info they stole from Americans from the Russian spy network in the US was incomplete and lead to a tooooon of holes in the safety regulations.

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They can all stand the heat so they stay in the kitchen, that's why everyone is dressed up as chefs.

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Because having hazmat suits at hand would be admitting the workers could potentially be exposed to extremel levels of high radiation, suggesting the plant isn't as safe as they'd been told

For the same reason they don't have any fucking iodine pills apparently

go to every uni in the county and ask the first year eng students to come up with a less retarded apparatus than this and i'm pretty sure they would ALL be able to

The evolution of this meme is beyond awesome.

tey could also do that japanese one with the tsunami

Thats a big sunburn

Lmao

why would they need any?
RBMK reactors are perfectly safe.

When I was a kid I lived near a nuclear power plant for a few years, like an hours walk away from it. I asked the teacher who also lived in the area about her thoughts and she said "I like it, it means that if it does blow up at least we'll be the first to die."

Announcing a report is a bannable offence.

>implying it would not have been developed since then
If you add up all the power plants not finished and decommissioned because of the accident (well over 10 Gigawatt capacity of clean energy in Ukraine alone) needed by industry and the gargantuan cleanup effort that's quite a loss.

For Pu

Of course, I forgot this was a communist country. Why there seems to be such enthusiasm for the system in the West amongst certain elements of society will forever baffle me.

and while I'm shilling Youtube channels I like, a gaming / travel channel I follow went to Chernobyl a year or so ago

Chernobyl: Two Days in the Exclusion Zone
youtube.com/watch?v=AdgVcL3Xlkk

>"Nothing is safe in the Exclusion Zone."

The Puppies of Chernobyl
youtube.com/watch?v=IDz599SBRNA

Plus, check out his visit to a decommissioned Soviet Nuclear Missle Base:
youtube.com/watch?v=nie32H0m5wI&t=789s

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not
>For U-235

Here's all 5 so far
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/user_id=324985/1

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perhaps an essence of feedwater to help him sleep

There actually a number of people who moved back. They are generally living long lives.

/rbmk/ is best general hands down

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>There's still a lot of reminders that people lived there.
>Children's homework lays around on the floor.

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How can one man be so wrong?

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> a children's summer camp on the shore of the cooling pond

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So are the guys recording this video now fucked?

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Because other non-communist countries already have functioning welfare, healthcare and education system and USA is the only one who's being ass-backwards about it?

Then again, they also probably don't have a fucking horror opus for a tax code that nobody wants to read.

Not in the city though. A lot of people in small surrounding villages either moved back or never left in the first place.

as if the US doesn't have a welfare, healthcare, and education system user?

I lived in the US and in other countries. The US already has those things in spades.

The keyword here is "functioning".

fuck me how do you come up with this shit

Prove that they aren't "functioning"

Why would anyone go in there, just have a robot record this shi. They already got those on Mars so I don't see why they couldn't let it travel inside there

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Standardized tests, going fucking bankrupt over unexpected injury or illness, how the fuck is any of that "functioning"

It may be as bad as 3.6 in there.

underrated

user, I lived in Germany, Canada, South Africa, Mexico, and the US.

The US has great healthcare, great education (k-12 is decent, college is amazing) and plenty of welfare.

I know all I need to know, stay the fuck away from it and don't let it spread

>ENF
wot?

the healthcare is good because it has to be to justify the price

>Daghlian made a mistake while performing neutron reflector experiments on the core. He was working alone; a security guard was seated at a desk 10 to 12 feet away. The core was placed within a stack of neutron-reflective tungsten carbide bricks and the addition of each brick moved the assembly closer to criticality. While attempting to stack another brick around the assembly, Daghlian accidentally dropped it onto the core and thereby caused the core to go well into supercriticality, a self-sustaining critical chain reaction. He quickly moved the brick off the assembly, but received a fatal dose of radiation. He died 25 days later from acute radiation poisoning.
Any anons know where a man can get some subcritical plutonium?

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Germany has standardized tests, so there education system isn't functional?

Kek

The US has great healthcare but it's nearly inaccessible and is overtly expensive. My brother had to put down a deposit in an emergency room just to get any treatment. Suddenly after 3 hours of waiting they had an IV drip ready to go just as soon as the deposit went in but before that it was just 3 hours of jackshit and no help.

Provided by whom?

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Don't waste your time.
American leftists will have to learn from their own mistakes.

>finally convince father to watch chernobyl
>figure he'll enjoy it because he's from the soviet union and spent most of the 1980s serving in the red army
>knew a lot of liquidators and people involved, talked about some of it when he was drunk and younger
>calls me after he finishes both episodes just to start yelling on an old man tirade about the huge list of small details of soviet life / time period and chernobyl disaster inaccuracies the directors made then tells me it's dumb western propaganda shit and hangs up
fuck you pops I just wanted some common ground that we could talk about for once instead of never speaking

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>Standardized tests
Nothing inherently wrong with them. They're good for preventing subjective grading and establishing benchmarks.
>going fucking bankrupt over unexpected injury or illness
Shoulda got some fucking insurance.
>B-but muh poor
Your own fucking fault if you don't bother getting Medicaid or investing in yourself enough to be able to afford private insurance on your own or work somewhere that provides it to you. Also the actual healthcare in practice is world leading.

Try contacing some Lybians and say you'll build them a bomb.

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>hur dur fuck you this is my epic general
you act like this matters when this is a mini series and this general will be forgotten as soon as the series ends xD

Keeping trying to move goalposts user.

I pay less for better healthcare in the US then I did in Canada, South Africa, or Mexico.

I had to wait five months for my wife to get something checked up. In the US I wait three days.

based boomer giving it to his zoomer son for recommending a show that's not 1:1 adaption

Someone needs to make an edit of that cave diver skeleton sign for this

>Provided by whom?
Gesellschaft für Akademische Studienvorbereitung und Testentwicklung e.V.

Are you a US citizen?

>"but what if you're poor?"
>"lol just invest"

Anyone know where I can get some pinball machine parts?

>The US has great healthcare but it's nearly inaccessible and is overtly expensive
I was able to sign up my entire family for health insurance for less then the tax difference in canada vs. the US.

And I am just a farmer, I am not some super rich dude. If your poor you have medicaid which is wonderful.

I think you have no concept of the waits you have in other systems.

>I don't know what investing means
Not the stock market you fucking tard, education.

Enjoy being a debt slave I guess

I have a Canadian and US citizenship. I was enrolled in the Medicare of Ontario.

>Hurr durr muh debt
If you're worth anything you can get it all covered by scholarships. The only people who bitch about US college being too expensive for them are also too stupid to qualify for them.

*can't

This, I had exactly zero debt as a undergraduate, i piked up some debt in graduate school since there a lot less scholarships.

My oldest kid already has her college paid for.

Wait fuck I was right the first time.

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Start the next thread with this video.

Thank you for sharing it, user san.

Don't mind me, I'm just admiring all those scholarships you're qualifying for.

chernobyl played a big part in the collapse of communism since the commies, already on the brink of collapse due to unsustainable expenditures in the arms race with the US, now had to shut down brand spanking new power plants AND pay for cleaning up all that radioactive shit AND evacuate 50k people AND give people glasnost so bureaucratic cover ups leading to potential global extinction don't happen again

Like a curse almost.

>No argument
>"Hurr durr you read something wrong on the Taiwanese cartoon forum"
Stay down there with all of your poverty, brainlet.

Should have just let eastern europe turn into glow-in-the-dark wasteland rather than let Lenin's dream die.

>typical rightwing circular logic
>calls other people brainlets
Well at least you're sticking to the script

Lenin's dream was already dead, you retarded communist.

>>typical rightwing circular logic
>Not being so dense that you can grab some of the tens of billions of dollars worth of scholarships is circular logic
I can feel your seething from here, brainlet.

>They didnt let people leave with their pets
Thats sad

*can't
Fucking hell I can't type either.

whos this girl?

Embarrassed Naked Female
Basically shorthand for humiliation/exposure fetish

>"I am not mad, you're mad"
>typos abound
bigthink.jpg

>named ouchi
>die in the most painful way

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F iodine waifu

>"I am not mad, you're mad"
Who are you quoting?
>typos
That is plural, it implies I've made several when I've only made one, brainlet.

Based
It really is a better name

>Be Canadian
>Go to the hospital the other day
>It's 50 plus years old and looks like something from the USSR
>The parking lot is completely full and people have to double park and get towed just to make their procedures.
>I'm greeted by a 60 year old tranny nurse and an obese fresh off the boat Asian woman.
>A 500 pound female nurse walks by
>I'm there to drive someone home after a procedure but they won't let me leave the hospital despite the process taking hours. I'm forced to sit in a waiting room where everyone looks like they're dying.
>They don't have any staff in the waiting room so random people have to pick up the phone and call out the name of who the doctors want to speak to.

Yeah, it's so great. I also know someone that waited over a year so that they could start their cancer treatment. Health care expenditures have tripled in 20 years and our hospital infrastructure is completely fucked. We don't have enough doctors because they refuse to open up spots in residency so they hire doctors from shitholes like Somalia who can barely speak English and don't know what the fuck they are doing.

Samefagging support for /cher/, /chrnbl,...pathetic really

What the fuck? People are goin in there? With just tyvek suits? Jesus Christ are they dead?

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You know what, you're probably right

If somebody like you can earn a scholarship, it oughta be piss easy to get one

>cancer thinks everybody is a samefagging loser like him
Nobody likes you in your own general lol

>tfw college tuition effectivly waived with a 3.8 GPA and a 1410 SAT score
You're right, it is. Clearly still too high for your dumbass, however.

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stop shilling your stupid cher shit faggot
the thread is named /RBMK/ or if you really know board lore /Vladimir I. Lenin/

Can't comment on that, don't live in the US so I don't need one

jesus christ the radiation hitting the camera

>Getting a subpar college education
My condolences, user.

How long until the surveillance state is so full of zoomers that none of them understand this is a joke?

And that's why you never recommend shit your parents lived personally while they were young.
A similar thing happened with my mother but it was that Colosio / Crime Diaries: The Candidate series on Netflix

I didn't see this post before but yea it is better than the tryhard pretentious /rbmk/ or the even cringier /cher/

>expecting boomers to appreciate kino
theres your mistake user

youtu.be/pnuPpFv0f50

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they exist, for one

>its a zoomers first general
i bet you feel like a real channer now that people come to your /rbmk/ threads
probably got the idea from /got/ when you came here from reddit

And I thought the left was out of touch with reality.

>t. failed helicopter pilot

Does the general need to use some dumb abbreviation? Even at the beginning people couldn't seem to settle between "chernobyl" or "kinobyl" but at least both had "byl" so I could search that in the catalog but now it doesn't even have that

fucking retard
since day one it was either /kinobyl/ or /rbmk/, with the exception of a few very early threads that were just /chernobyl/

at no point, until you started forcing your split thread shit, did the moronic, counter-intuitive idea of naming it /chrnbl/ or some other autistic shit even begin

in fact, I bet you're that supafire derailing asspained russian tripfag whose now trying to derail the threads in a new way since your cancerous spamming failed when everyone and their mom filtered you

>can't even make sense anymore
Oof.

Please stop projecting into the thread. Thank you.

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i move that we form a politburo in order to hash out what the name of the general will be

The machines recording everything and placies people on watchlists don't know its a joke so most likely everyone on this thread is on a watchlist already. Don't mind that though, I'm probably on every possible watching known and all I get is the occasional cop tailing me when I collect packages.

>getting this butthurt triggered over a general for a miniseries
>calling other people retarded autistic cancer
lol calm down dude this is my first /chrnbl/ thread
i havent been here for any of them but i have been watching the show

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>Supports /cher/, /chernobyl/
Yikes, oof, ah-bloo-bloo. Acronyms are better user

Great, now let's see one for trade schools

Please start the next thread with this video of Sergei Koshelev (RIP?)

>sand bags dropped from helicopters
>graphite rods
>literally walks on the exploded core
What are those crystals??

All that's missing are radiation readings.

>>Supports /cher/, /chernobyl/
Lol I'm guessing English is a second language and you haven't yet mastered reading comp.

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There are at least 2 of us in this thread.

>Actual footage of the elephant foot in 2016:
It's 2009, it was edited by that faggot that put him name on it in 2016.

Your bait is shit, but please take my (you)

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It would've been a much better camera in 2016, sadly.

Don't have it and don't really feel like looking for it. Have fun looking yourself, however.

>Implying anyone gives a fuck about trade school rankings.

You are legit pathetic.

>All that noise in the footage is radiation
STOP GOING IN THERE! IT'S A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE!

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>we won't be seeing anymore of Officer Pikalov
He's a fucking general you pleb.

Perhaps a good time to remind people that the Soviet Union's citizens stood behind it until the end; the country was destroyed, intentionally, by Yeltsin and his corporatist cronies.

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Well considering that list of yours just has some fucking numbers in it and doesn't even say what kind of a list it is, for all I know it could be in the order of "most unkempt public bathrooms"

I think I've wasted enough time.

Naughty bitch.

Then read up on how they ranked it you dumb nigger. No excuse for this ignorance.
shanghairanking.com/

>constant beeping noises in the background