Why is Hollywood refusing to hire Mary Elizabeth Winstead?

Why would the new King of Kino ever let this puta be casted again?

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i fucking love this look

>short brown hair
>pale skin
>big ass/hips
>skinny overall

Homewrecker

the short hair kills it for me 2bh

>old sassy ghetto spic tranny
I laughed really hard

Homewrecker

I went back and rewatched Scott Pilgrim the other day and even in that she looked like an old, gross roastie. You guys told me that was prime MEW, you lied to me Yea Forums

She's dramatic and not that hot.

Prime Mew was Sky High/ FD3 and we've been saying this for years
Dont let redditors fool you

short midget legs on long body. ew.

>we've

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She has a stumpy disproportionate body. Her torso is way too big

youtube.com/watch?v=xoyvwMH3xng

fuck off reddit discord tranny
Girls with dyed hair are fucking disgusting

What's the type of ass on the left is called?

She isn't Jewish. She also has no talent. She married a Jewish 'indie' director and did some really shitty indie films.

>white girl ass

They hire someone else instead

it's called wife material user

PUTA

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I would let me MEW use my tongue as toilet paper for an entire month if you catch my drift

shed a homewrecking cunt without any respect

Go blast your primitive Mexican music somewhere else spic

>being this new
lurkmoar

Oh, sorry.

Ass on the left is all scrunched up like its uptight and nerdy like "Hey guys. How's it going? Have you seen Detective Pikachu? Ha ha" while MEW's ass is all long and lazy like "Ayyyyyooooo guuuuuyyyssss, hooow's it haangin?"

bruh

Because of Scottish fucking shits.

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>Winstead
didn't she abuse a lot of actresses, and they started the #MeToo movement to retaliate?

After getting COMMONED she has severely JUSTed herself

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I dont care, I'd still berry my face in her ass

MEW isn't even close to being "pale"

The MEW hate after the cheating really brought into perspective how Yea Forumsis is full of women. Why would men suddenly turn on her? We know women are whores.

SHE A HO

SHE A VERY BAD PUTA

what is this body type called?

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Banned for 3 days.

MOMMY

Imogen Gay Poots definitely likes a good choking, or so I've heard.

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>big ass
>pale
Holy FUCK, Yea Forums's Irish population is retarded

>Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>Ethnicity: English

The Irish love the English deep down.

They cute

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what up tyrone

Bingo. Director's don't wanna work with drama.

>big ass
>that ass
>big

I hate low test white bois so fucking much

She cute

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perfect

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>all alone
>covering her tits

habit

MEW CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FAMILY BECAUSE SOMEONE CHEATED ME OUT

>ywn stick your tongue up mews butthole

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we're not talking about shaniqua's ass here you fucking porch monkey

word mah nigga

this cartoon is problematic

How do women survive in those super tight jeans? I mean I wear them pretty lose and I can feel the sweat. I would die if I had to wear something like this

>home alone a lot of the time
>still cover my junk when naked
>still make sure to close the door to bathroom
that's just a habit

might be a bit nippy

She hit the wall awhile ago but unlike other post-wall roasties, she doesn't have the acting chops or star presence draw in Hollywood.

Damn you really can't I tried

EWAN'D

somebody get the toll collector

She does mostly indie and genre movies. She also got hired for that DC movie with Harley Quinn and all those other female DC superheroes.

P U T A
U
T
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Ass too fat call time out

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>have MEW for a gf with a body shape like that
>not having her sit on your face at least once a day in the same manner a hen sits on its eggs to protect them and keep them warm

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The Scots too apparently lmao

fpbp

i want to live between her legs

No Death Proof?

>tfw she'll never envelop you with her bare legs and slowly start squeezing more and more until you beg her to stop, but she never does

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She's in that for like 10 minutes
She looks great though

I met her on the set of Fargo she was nice and really polite.

AHEM

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This

How often do you think the actors pop a boner during scenes like this? Can you even blame them?

it's a part of her body which can get cold like every other part of her body

just call it method acting

The one time that you don't someone will kick in the bathroom door and scream "THAT IS YOUR PENIS!" fact

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>that flat ass

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GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

her shitty singing ruined any hotness in that movie

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early 2016
>only ever had sex with her husband whom she had known for a decade
>incredibly likeable
>10/10 in looks
>lead role in the critical and commercial hit "10 cloverfield lane"
>get lead role in one of the hottest dramas on basic cable

early 2017
>publicly come out as a whore who cheated on her husband with another married man
>get divorced
>looks start to fade
>acting offers dry up

Good job MEW. I hope it was worth it.

>you wouldn't fuck obi wan

Because Riley became /ourguy/

THAT

>15 years together
>no kids
Is Riley dumb or what? it's obvious this whore used him and dumped him when her career took off

what a garbage sleeve

big number and mew dies in her sleep

Puta

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What the fuck

HOMEWRECKER

>deepfake

I watched this movie last night, her and brie larson were the exact types of girls I crushed hard on in school when I was a kid so it made the movie pretty painful, amazing movie though, not sure how Yea Forums feels about it since it seems controversial

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Excuse me, what?

*technology*

I live alone and I still close the door when I shower

The Future is now, user

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wait a second i recognize that zoey scene

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Please tell me you have more deepfakes of her

I like how his legs look smaller than hers.

I cum for she

basado y rojopastillado

SCOTTISH

god i want her to punish me with her farts

She's pretty thicc

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Good movie, even though it hurt to know that I will never have them as my gfs

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>jessie rogers
>remy lacroix
recommend more small tits / thick ass & legs porn actresses

Why do women fear the dogs?

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HELLO AGAIN

ive been listening to her version of the song on repeat for the past day and i feel like I missed out by not watching it when it first came out, I need more movies like scott pilgrim its not fair that the movie failed lads

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LIL DONNIE

>skinny
wut? she's quite well toned you know

She should do fart porn

Because she's a home wrecking slut.

MOAR imogen webms pls

also what's this from?

the Brie version is the best. Give me Envy Adams gf NOW

imagine lifting imogen poot's cute little feet into position so that she can strangle you haha

how do I get this dream job?

She's Funny That Way (2014), I believe.

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poots is not for you

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Quiero chupar las tetas

Who would win in a wrestling match between MEW and sophie turner?

I'm with you, how do we do it user. I'm only 20 so I think I can still get an acting career if I stop getting anxiety in front of cameras and groups of people. Im tired of seeing cute actresses and having no chance of ever meeting them

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Why would you ask such a sexy question

i want a gf like this

My dock, you ducking retread.

Imagine the fucking smell. I would give anything to smell a woman's ass.

Imagine having to tie your shoelace or something on some LA sidewalk and you're distracted and focusing on a complex knot you only attempted a couple of times before and MEW just happens to be walking backwards moving in your general direction while waving to someone.
And as she walks backwards and you look up her cheeks bump into your face softly, but with enough momentum that you can feel them slightly parting right on your face.
Then she quickly spins around and glares at you full of contempt for what seems like an eternity knowing full well her ass molecules are all over your face. But you have to keep kneeling and fumbling with the shoelaces because your erection is so strong it would be impossible to conceal if you got up. How awkward would that be?

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20 here too. I can't watch movies like Scott Pilgrim anymore because the girls are too cute and it makes me sad because I could never get one like that.
It would be extremely awkward

Imagine being her best friend and she invites you to show off her new stripper rope routine and you have to look at her perform it and afterwards rate her and give her ideas and critique on how to improve it. Imagine noticing three seconds into this that she has a barely visible buttplug inserted the entire time.

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They are both stronger than most waifus but MEW would win. I imagine MEW would win by chokeslamming Sophie onto the ground

Tough titty.

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Asses are for gays. Have sex, virgin. Vaginas are for men.

Yo me la cojeria por todos los agujeros, si entiendes lo que digo

>tfw that feel when you have a dream you're still with your ex and then you wake up

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if he wasn't dressed like a faggot with that shirt and those glasses he'd be really nice looking

Turner would use her sweaty ass to suffocate MEW

>tries to act cool, woman in hand
>literally the most awkward and wimpy positioning of the phone in a "me and my bitch" photo of all times
>"no, wait let's take the photo again, I can pose better this time" for like 20 times in a row until she gets pissed and locks herself in a bathroom and he sobs outside going "Mary??? Mary??? Mary??? Please open up??? What is wrong??? Mary???"

Is that the English post-punk band Joy Division shirt he's wearing?

youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

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I don't think you appreciate just how strong and muscular sophie is. Take a look at the video below, look at her muscles and frame. She is stronger than most men and built like a traction engine. also she mentions she does boxing. Sophie would 100% win

youtube.com/watch?v=btIpPgMB66M

youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc

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I'm like 99% sure it's Pulse Demon you fucking pleb

>Pulse Demon

What a pleb lmao

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there has to still be hope for us user dont give up, i hope we both make it but i want you to do it if i fail

>youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc

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have you got the webm from that video where her soles are clearly visible? around the 2:18 mark in

they're made of stretchy jean material. i need to find out if they make jeans like that for men because my jeans are like a denim torture device

They do, I have five pairs and I refuse to go back.

they do, i have some they're so nice

I used to date a blue haired girl in high school that looked just like MEW in scott pilgrim. But she left me for another man

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that drummer is working hard

Lying on the intranet.

hmm maybe she could really do it. I think Sophie would be strong enough to pick up MEW and slam her onto the ground

you got farther than I ever had at least user, 20 year old kissless virgin out here but I've been making a lot of progress since joining the Air Force. Hoping I meet Brie Larson if she ever goes to another Air Force base for more movies.

No sir. We dated for a week, then she told me she wasn't ready for a relationship and left me to sleep around with other men
I know Brie used to interact a lot with fans on twitter a while back, but maybe she is too famous for that now. If you ever meet her say hi from me. You too are going to make it .

Her dumper isnt nice enougb

She recorded some nice braps for that zombie fart movie with Harry Potter.

She can literally shit in my mouth and that will be all I want for dinner

Yo Quero taco bell

>thinking that nobody knows who Joy Division is

She's an annoying, home wrecking sleaze bag

She fucks guys on set.

Keep in mind she's incredibly gorgeous and alimony is a bitch.

get in line pal

these deepfakes are getting out of hand
whoops

>>thinking that nobody knows who Joy Division is

underrage cunts on Yea Forums yeah

>BIG ASS
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAAHHA

pear type girls with dfc are top tier

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my waifu would never do such a thing dont spread such vitriol

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For you

>smashed MEW pussy in her prime for years
>she hits the wall and goes for the SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER
>riley starts smashing prime poots
>scottish cunt’s daughter hates him now

>riley elizabeth winstead
kek never noticed this