John Wick

I love how out there this series has become

The scene where John and the black dude can't kill the bullet proof riot men is fucking sick.

I don't know guys I think I like 2 the most but it's kind of like apples and oranges.

The third one is already out?

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>1
8/10
>2
6/10
>3
7/10

This scene was fucking top notch.

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I hated the lack of EDM, to be honest. I kept waiting for some Le Castle Vania, Gesaffelstein type shit to start blasting at any moment during the gunfights like in the previous instalments and it just never happened.

Having a vivaldi winter edm remix after the main set up, playing during a proper firefight with the green blacklights would have been sick.

2 is such a massive improvement over the first. I'd say 3 is about equal to 2. 3 had better highlights but 2 had better pacing

>2 is such a massive improvement over the first

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2>3>1

Boris..

>jumps off 8 story building
>hits his back on a roof halfway down
>smacks his face to a fire escape
>lands stomach first on the concrete
>lives
LMAO FUCKING WHAT

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBwLDTvUVqI

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stop shilling your retarded channel/video/opinion

1>3>2
I don't personally like the worldbuilding in John Wick. The idea of every second person you pass on the street being an assassin kinda ruins the wow factor of John Wick as a character imho. He dropped from being this unique one man army that everyone hates into a dude that everyone knows but is not capable of killing.

keanu reeves is the hero we need

Matrix

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Let me tell you about the state of my pencil

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>John Wick is slav from belarus
>they never mention it before or after it

The suit, are you dumb or what?

Literal Gary Stu

Making a little correction here. "Fear" instead of "hate".

This isn't too improbable, especially in the world of John Wick. The angle of the first roof looked like it softened part of the blow. He's got broken bones, no doubt, but people have survived some pretty crazy things IRL

Alien.

Indiana Jones

it was hella corny,
>hey I'll just let you get up instead of killing you
only good scene was the eyeball stabbing

>stop shilling
posts in a shill thread

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It's called honour

Every time he gets help he has to have something on them outside the continental like the mark and the cross

thats not forced the marker is a element already developed and the cross adds development to him as a character as we now where just where he came from

So I just watched the 2nd one in preparation for the 3rd one. Holy shit what a shit movie, Jesus Christ, is 3 as shit as this?

>john wick is literally bulletproof since he got a special plot armored "state of the art" suit. because it's so much more fun when the main character isn't in danger
>enemies literally just run into wick with their weapons out just giving him free cheap kills like literal retards. so much cringe it hurts. at one point this guy will literally run across an empty room with his gun in his hand into wick until he is shot
>gun sounds are so cheap that it sounds like they just got them for free on some indie video game toy developer website
>move keeps adding new shitty characters rushing through all of them
>pathetically bad green screens
>le basic negro character and le basic femme fatale character
>fight scene with negro and wick that was just as bad as that Resident Evil movie with the two guys doing gun-jutso close combat action shooting
>dog is there just for "le remember le dog in john wick 2 lol xD wick lieks doggies xDDD"

I'm honestly appalled at how shit it was. One of the worst movies I've ever watched. I sure hope 3 is not this shitty.

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>I'm honestly appalled
sucks to be you

This. They make it so like 50% of everyone in the world is like a john wick.

Not being an assassin is being in the shady underworld in this shitty world building. It really should be the other way around.

1=3>>The dog scenes were fucking sick

He flew right off a building straight onto the pavement in 3.

the way you express your opinion makes you seem like a fag

Worst part of the movie honestly. Wish she wasn't in it.

The action is 3 was great but the plot felt like filler. Should have been the High Table movie and just end the franchise before it becomes a parody of itself.

anyone know what kind of rifle this is?

>that knife throwing scene

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Years on this board and the shit taste never fails to amuse me

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>"hero action movie" where the grunts just mindlessly run around without being a danger just so that the """hero""" can get some cheap shots
I'm not 8, this shit won't cut.

OBJECTIVELY best fight scenes
1) knife museum
2) library
3) vs the twin manlets

>yfw the John Wick killed someone with a BOOK

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Getting a little gratuitous. Shooting every person 35 times sounds good but the action loses all meaning. Plus it's supposedly loosely realistic, so who the fuck takes a pistol to a figure against people with rifles? Especially when you're warned they're body armored up

Knife Fight > Ninjas/The Raid> the continental > library > Hounds and Halle

>John gets on his knees so he can fight them face to face
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>No club scene

I mean maybe it was better they didn't flog a dead horse, but I was waiting for that song throughout the whole movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=IBvf7KUEZ78

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The movie could have gone without the White Castle. I don't want to see dogs mauling a dead person only to have them do the same shit in the next scene.

>dog attacks
>Halle shoots that person dead
>Dog conitnues to bite into the dead person
>Halle shoots and fights other people in the same shot
>Dog continues to maul the corpse

>Next shot
>rinse an repeat unless its a John Wick shot

They actually do that though. They go until you tell them to stop, it's how they're trained

1>3>2

I really didn't like 2, but I'm glad I saw 3,

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
imdb.com/title/tt6146586/

The first 30 minutes are outstanding, fluid fight scenes one after another with minimal edits. The knife fights and horse stable stunts were pretty kino, and I look forward to watching them again.

Halle Berry has hit the wall pretty hard, but the big fight scene with her dogs was my third favorite - it was pretty obvious that they incorporated a military police dog training ground set up if you notice the particular ramps.

In the spirit of "Avenger's Endgame's Official Pee Break Guide" - when John Wick gets dropped off in the desert, that's a real good time to take a piss (along with the rest of the movie desu).

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>tfw no Le Castle Vania
>tfw the only memorable songs is a Jpop song and a Classical song

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>They actually do that though.
It ruins the pacing of the movie and the shot itself

>Knife Fight > Ninjas/The Raid> the continental > library > Hounds and Halle

Knife fight > Horse Stable > Horse/Motorcycle> Motorcycle > Halle and Hounds > Book Fight.

The glass room and raid ninjas was just too Enter the Dragon James Bond for me.

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Yeah. Movie is fighting itself a little bit on upping the action from 2 while still staying realistic. Like war dog fight scene, realisticish, baller, makes sense kinda. But then they go and fight ninjas

>It ruins the pacing of the movie and the shot itself

look at this cinema pacing fag, look at him and laugh as a dog maul extended scene rustles his jimmies and autism.

Shameful.

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Far too many fight scenes, John is now immortal, I want much of a fan.

>far too many fight scenes,
Imagine being this gay.

Your autism is showing

kek keep it up, dude

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1=2=3. All are kino

>Far too many fight scenes,

when did you realize you are a homosexual?

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>Far too many fight scenes

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>that dude's jaw during the book fight

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Why were the Russians such pushovers?

>One of the worst movies I've ever watched
This is a very effective way of rendering your opinion completely irrelevant.

>he shot my dog
>I get it

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1 > 2 > 3
the only good part in 3 was the swat team raid
everything else was stupid as hell

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>Why were the Russians such pushovers?

They were Belarusians you dork. head on over to /geography/ dipshit.

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>yfw all of this happened because theon wanted to steal a car

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>belarussians are not russians

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How would you describe the John Wick universe? It's like a video game world in the real world.

I would genuinely be happy if you killed yourself

>gunfu
>bookfu
>horsefu
>dogfu
>motorcyclefu
>rememberherfu
>revengefu
>betrayalfu

This movie had everything

So does Bronn get Highgarden?

Too many judo/akido throws... Too much knife/sword and martial arts. Not enough gunfighting. Shotgun scene was good. Knife/axe fight in chinatown weapons collection shop was good. Overall was pretty solid. Good mixture of humor and story, twists and action. They needed a better martial arts choreographer.

Also the shots where the two ninja's keep throwing/kicking Wick into the glass cases with the glass skulls was awful. Clearly he's just walking backwards into them.

>The Nutcracker
I really don't know why they decided to have SOO many nut attacks.

Lol

Dog scenes were good.

>Weapons museum
+1
>Library
+1
>Twin manlets
Nah it was so bad how they kept letting him get up, and how it looked with him going through the glass. My number 3 would be either the shotgun work or the doggo scene with Halle.

Weapons museum > Library > Shotgun work in the continental > Hounds and halle

kys it was accurate

That was great

>they're putting GoT actors into John Wick

it even had poolfu

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you are such a faggot
once in a millennium for you to be that much of a faggot. congrats

1=2=3=4
Come at me.

Fuck it had so much I forgot about poolfu, also thrownthroughaglasscasefu

Nobody talks about that fucking top level knife fight in the beginning either.

How come more action movies can't be this well directed?

>Far too many fight scenes
We share a board with these people

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Was instantly hyped when I saw these guys appear.

It was very good. Worst parts were Halle Berry's scenes, which dragged on too long, and Keanu's acting. All these actors around him put him to shame

How come we never saw Jimmy in the third movie? Or the garage guy. Not to mention Wick's car didn't show up at all. Are they saving them for the inevitable fourth movie?

So, what would the fourth movie be about anyways? Are they actually going into a war?

The nigga receptionist is possibly my favourite character.
Reminds me of Robert

2>1>3

The car was trashed in 2 retard. Where would he have seen Jimmy? You know this movie takes place an hour after 2 right?

Charon is based as fuck. Can't believe he could hold his own so well

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2>3=1

Chill out shit stain.

KSGys wuggy

Why did it feel so weird time wise when he traveled to the middle east, how did he get there? Would it even take 7 days to sail across the atlantic?

Also why were there only 2 gun scenes. I dont want to watch a jackie chan movie, i want to watch John Wick destroying people like he did with that shotgun.

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he speaks russian in all three movies, and has an orthodox cross tattoo - he's a slav

Are we really gonna pretend that final fall wasn't fatal?

3=1>2
They're all great and enjoyable

They're all 3/10 schlock that reddit and unsurprisingly this board loves

Can someone explain to me something cause apparently, I'm retarded.
At the end of 3, the continentals boss shoots wick so he falls off the building, then acts smug because he knows he survived but wick is fucking pissed at him when Morpheus finds him so he wasn't in on the ruse.
What the fuck did they mean by this

catacombs would like a word

I feel like there's a sense of disbelief that needs to be accounted for when watching these movies. If you shut of your brain on how one man can survive killing 500 people you enjoy it way more. The movies are over the top Japanese inspired action kinos.

sounds like you're the one who doesn't belong
maybe do a 360 and go away

He's pissed at the high table, not at Winston. He knows Winston only did it because he had no choice. At least that's what I believe

Its Always the quiet ones hun?

John Wick is like a City Hunter live action, with all the ridiculous gunfights and stunts

but no waifu :(

FUCK ALL Y'ALL
FUCK ALL Y'AAAAAALL

*huff* MR WICK YOU FORGOT YOUR *huff huff* YOU FORGOT YOUR APR MAGAZINE

its ambiguous on purpose. Still, I think Winston really wanted to kill Wick. He puts the ownership of Continental above all else.

>american education

WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ NIGGA

the amount of nuts that were kicked/punched/shot/stabbed/bited/mauled is impressive

Also why no femme assasim for john to kill

Why?
Btw not american

>he really wanted to kill Wick
>after Wick spared his life
>after he called him his friend
>not shooting the fucking devil himself in the head but the bulletproof jacket he's wearing
Quit being a brainlet. Winston knew what he was doing. His conversation with Charon and his nonchalant reaction to the body being gone prove this

WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE

What was her problem? Always looking smug

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3 > 2 > 1
They are all great movies but you can't deny the worldbuilding of 2.

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I liked 3 a lot more than 2, but I think the final fights against the japs went on for too long.

Guess where Morocco is

I thought he was gonna kill they desu

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You'd probably be smug too if you had as much power as she does.

She looked intimidating till she started talking

>her

I think Winston knows Wick will go after the ones at the top instead of him. Or maybe the entire betrayal was always planned.

>the motherfucking president of iron chef america as Zero
>motherfucking Mad Dog from The Raid
I'm actually cumming.

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He made him fall from the continental's rooftop, i don't think wick would be ok with such a plan

I laughed like a retard, kek

On the other side of the atlantic, compared to NY.

It's better if you realize that the 2v1 fight during the ninja fight is a surprise battle against the main guys from The Raid.

In the moment where they are at winston's office with the gun and she just turns around i expected a headshot so fucking hard.

Now search up the Middle East lmao

that was fucking amazing

This
How did he even know he would survive and not just fall the wrong way and break his neck or something

I realize that they made keanu look slow - doing a fistfight 2v1 with them was a kinda strange choice

I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON

Lmao i didnt even notice i put middle east there. My problem is how weird time went when he was traveling and not even getting a scene where he's on a boat.

her accent sounded fucking comical after lance reddick and ian macshane

>movie actually depicts how guns work
Maybe they set the bar too high with these films

I haven't looked it up, but she has to be fucking one of the executive producers or something, right? She was so fucking utterly terrible (typical for her). I mean, Halle Berry?? Who's fucking idea was that? Dirt worst. Can't act and can't do the action scenes. It's always dumb when they have women in action movies that are anything more than damsels in distress, but FFS there's so many other women they could have cast, some unknown model bitch would have been better. The dogs gimmick was neat but I was just waiting for Berry to die and was worried sick she was going to be in the rest of the movie.

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that was pure fanservice and I loved every fucking second.
Stahelski really knows how to please fight junkies.

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My gf refuses to go and my friends are all too far away is it worth it go alone to the cinema lads or should I wait to watch it at home

It was kinu
Dog wick 3 > lezbo 2 = babayoga 1

She did a much better job than the adjudicator lady.

>the scene where John is just loading a guy up with knives
>the scene where the dog jumps off the girls back to get the guy on the roof
Jesus

agreed, but I feel like that would've been a little too much, they already tried fitting a lot into these 2 hours

pros of going to the cinema
>big screen
>big sound for a cool soundtrack
>audience reactions can be funny sometimes
cons of going to the cinema
>people
>people
>people fucking everywhere

All it needed was a clubbed to death remix as it already had a fuck tonne of references to the matrix especially during the final fights
>we need guns...
>lots of guns
Ffffffffcfffffffuck yes

been a fan of this mans work since his Fringe days

It's great. Watch it alone. Entirely worth it.
They needed a notable celeb that would look like a berber. However they got someone who wouldn't even attempt an accent.
She was a fun character and will obviously return but she needs to at least attempt to be Moroccan.

>that scene where john is grappling two other dudes and they all need to reload at the same time

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>watch millions of medieval/fantasy movies
>armor never works
>in comes John wick of all fucking things
>armor actually works
>they resort to anti armor weapons, blunt force trauma and attacking in gaps in the armor
>mfw John Wick has more realistic portrayal of armor than any historical film

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Edm is dead desu and I say that as a former fan.
It's all trending back towards folk music disco tier rap
Idk something something special suit

Why did those german shepards only go for the balls

From the second movie? Fuck yeah, easily the best fight scene in the series so far. Pinning a guy to the wall with a shotgun barrel and reloading to execute gave me chills I haven't felt since the stabbing scene from Saving Private Ryan.

>that first shotgun shot against the armored goons

>mfw social anxiety and I could barely breathe throughout most of the movie because of the packed theater

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>John Wick owns a shit bull

Dropped

>every other week someone is mauled to death and eaten by their own pit bull
>its the only dog that does this
>also the only dog that cant be left alone with a toddler or someone in a wheelchair

Imagine actually owning the nigger of dogs

>Virginia
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42418090
>Oklahoma
mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/theyre-eating-her-horrific-video-12510594
>Maryland
fox5dc.com/news/local-news/maryland-woman-mauled-to-death-by-pit-bull-she-adopted-2-weeks-before-officials-say
>Texas
theepochtimes.com/texas-woman-mauled-to-death-by-pet-pit-bulls_2850808.html
>Washington D.C.
wjla.com/news/local/police-identify-woman-killed-dog-dc-home

>B-But its how you raise them!
>Elderly christian couple raised pitbull from birth with loving care
>Mauls and eats the wife when the husband goes to the store
wjla.com/news/local/husband-pit-bull-mauls-wife-death

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CONSEQUENCES!

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>surprised the SWAT with shotguns
>first guy visibly has the back of his head missing before he falls to the ground
The attention to detail is incredible.

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>my gf refuses to go
Break up with her, now.

Basednic?

No kidding. I'm sick to death of seeing people cut through fucking steel plate armor with a single horizontal sword stroke.

I remember watching jw2 in a packed theater and this dumbass motherfucker had to turn to her boyfriend every two seconds and ask what was going on
bitch he's watching the same movie you are

>Wick 4 ends with him finally being able to live in peace
>mauled by his pit in his sleep

>my gf refuses to go
Break up with her, now.

I think they are getting a bit sloppy with shot counts though. Sofia had infinite mag and Keanu shot well over 10 shots without reloading his shotgun.

Thank you, literal Chad Stahelski, for this love letter to action cinema.

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What does your GF like to watch? Game of Thrones?

Here i was, comfying it up in this thread, talking about Wick and in comes a motherfucker yearning to remind me of my virginity and failure.

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3 > 2 > 1 but they are all really really good.

>Sofia had infinite mag
I am not even a gun fan and I noticed this. That's ridiculous.

They got sloppy in Morocco for sure, but I think what was going on with the shotgun was that Keanu was shoving speedloaders in every spare second.

That dog jump looked like cheap CGI to me but it apparently wasn't.

I was so worried the Halle Berry thing would be stupid but it wound up being some of the coolest action of the series. Dem dogs, I hope they come back in IV.

THEY CAST THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT FROM IRON CHEF AMERICA

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Honestly she puts up with a lot of random shit for my sake, she even came out to watch You Were Never Really Here.

And yes she loves GoT. Last episode was kino, desu.

LOTR

one was the best because it had the most coherent story. 2 was ok, but 3 was lazy garbage compared to the other 2. I seriously don't know what the story was. The sequences looked lazy like they weren't even trying anymore. Keanu deserves better material.

2>1>3
fuck you

You go ahead, John...I'll catch up.

>mfw he sliced one of the biker's arms off with the katana
>mfw the cut isn't clean
>mfw the arm hanging by the leather jacket gets caught in the wheel and the motorcycle flips

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i think they split the shot, the dog actually jumped but didn't go all the way up, the rest was cg

if john's going to quad load a shotgun he probably has an extended tube to go along with it

TT is the best one you pleb.

>yesterday i watched it on Imax
>tomorrow im going to watch it in Dolby Cinema

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>when he pulls a knife out of the pincushion dude later in the fight and throws that knife into a different guy

The story of this one was quite good with a nice twist at the end. Picks up on John Wick going excommunicado pretty well and advances the world.

The whole escalation of highest authority is a running gag. Idk if you guys are paying attention but these films are not taking themselves very seriously.

Just got back from seeing this. I'd give it an 8/10. I'm looking forward to the fourth one. I hope I'll be alive in 2 years for it. These are great movies if you accept that there are going to be cartoon elements to them. Excellent cinematography. These are the only movies I actually go to the theater for. I might go see the Jim Jarmusch zombie movie though.

>The story of this one was quite good with a nice twist at the end.
except nothing really happened. He's exactly where he started off

This entire trilogy is real kino. Not a shit helping of CGI like almost every other big movie.

Local kinoplex is having a 1 2 3 John Wick marathon this week. Pretty based.

streamable.com/4a9hy

should i download it or wait for blu ray?

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she was A cute

I don't know what's wrong with you fags. JW2 is so much better than 1 it's not even funny.

Added a revenge/betrayal storyline and introduced Wick to an alliance with Laurence Fishbourne's vagrants.

Why did he go though all that effort to cobble together the revolver if he was just going to use it once to play russian roulette?

How is this 2019 and we still have video quality this bad?

Holy shit. So glad someone else had this reaction.

The rules of the Assassins make no fucking sense. In JW 2 he’s forced to take on the blood oath, but the mission is to kill someone of the high table? Then they allow to give John a bounty even though he was fulfilling the blood oath? Wtf?

Then there’s the rule about no blood in the hotel that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Why would they have a conversation about enjoying sanctuary there? Then Winston tells John not to kill him? Why didn’t John just drag him outside and kill him?

what a fucking cuck. Also, he did that gun a favor since it's a piece of shit. And if he was really a gun owner, he'd be a little upset about all the money he'd be losing.

yeah, that already happened in 2. 3 leaves him off almost exactly in the same place, only this time he got to travel a bit for reasons.

people think using their camera phones is good enough to be a youtube celebrity

Which is the best action sequence of the series? Dogs? Cabs? Knife collection?

JW1: Red Circle
JW2: Catacombs
JW3: Raid dudes

can someone explain the plot of this movie to me as if I'm a retard, because I feel you have to be retarded to actually appreciate it.

The Raid 3

what the fuck happened at the ending of 3 though? did the adjudicator have an aneurysm or something? she went full retarded in less than a minute. they portray her as this final boss all knowing bitch although she falls for that stupid scene "hurr durr john u gotta die so im just gonna shoot your bullet proof coat" and "john went missing hurr yeah we'll see about that" fucking lol wtf

>John Wick's body hasn't been recovered yet.
>IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET?

>everyone remembers him from Iron Chef
>not Brotherhood of the Wolf or Drive

>Wick didn't joke back with him for his dying breaths
I hated that.

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I loved this movie, definitely better than 1 and 3.

Fucking based. All the faggots that think it's good are in denial. Seriously fuck Wick 2

looks like it went over your heads. whenever john fights a "boss" he either finishes them with a fatal wound or not, if the wound isn't a fatal one he says "see you" or something to that sort, if it is a fatal wound however, he certifies the person they won't be meeting again.

>He doesn't remember him from Double Dragon

that knife scene was KINO AF

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DURRRRR MORE FIGHT SCENES!!!! DURRRRRRRR

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Imagine being a literal nigger. Oh, you don't have to imagine

does the beagle die in the first one? if so, fuck that shit. So thhey kill the beagle, but keep the pitbull? Wack.

Go see it.

It's really fun and you should make sure more get made.

What's it like to suck on cock?

>being so stupid you can't understand the plot of a John Wick movie
John's excommunication is in effect, the only place he can go to is his orphan mother place because he needs to see the elder, and he needs Sofia's help to do so. He has a ticket with the orphan mother, a marker with Sophia.
During this, buzzcut bitch is handing out punishments for people who helped Wick in 2, Winston and Morpheus, and getting the nips on the case.
Sofia gets pissed at the member of the round table, drops Wick off to find the Elder. Elder says he'll lift the bounty and excommunication if Wick becomes their hitman, Wick agrees, and goes back to kill Winston.
Wick's bounty is still in effect, so the nips are still going after him. Winston gives the are you a slave or a man speech, Wick sides with Winston, fights happen, bitch says Winston can keep the hotel if he proves his loyalty, and he immediately shoots Wick.
To be continued.

Depends on the cock

not shooting him in the head immediately when given the opportunity is really the only evidence you need when presenting a case for why it's obvious he didn't REALLY try to kill him. he knows he's essentially the fucking embodiment of death, and if you fuck him over, you're ded no matter what

That guy was a low key action movie dude in like the 90s or some other decade forever ago, I vaguely remember seeing him in films. Think he had long as fuck hair.

Yes, when I see an action film, I expect action scenes.

second movie was so much better than people give it credit for. that exact kill was easily the best. fucking beautiful, chad stahelski is a true artist of action

Doesn't Wick still have a rifle and a case with a fuckton of those gold pieces in the cellar of his burnt down house?

When She pulled out the mag to count the rounds, I started counting how many shots she had left.
16 rounds were fired before she replaced the magazine. 15 in a double stack is totally reasonable with one in the chamber. I can't recall if it was the same mag she had shot from before, but her checking the magazine in that case only to be sure it was full, when you could probably feel the weight of a full doublestack does seem a little redundant.

i agree. i consider them all to be actual fucking masterpieces, and probably some of the best action movies EVER. all of them are so fucking good, it's hard to compare them to each other

She was stealing guns off the guys she killed, not even bothering reloading. She changes guns like six times. Wick, on the other hand, stole magazines and reloaded the same gun throughout.

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It seems a lot of people missed how she picked up a new gun whenever the scene cut back to her from John.

>john stabbing someone in his eye
>ballerina pulling her toenail off

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/k/ has taught me well.

>didnt need to see that
i did. love the brutality. does anyone else wish that Wick gets his hands on explosive shells or something of the sort, so that he can blow peoples' chests open? would love some extra-brutal murders in the future.

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these guys were lit, hope we get to see them in the next one.

that first ballerina dancing made me diamonds for some reason
even more so when they showed her all sweaty and exhausted

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The Elder dude felt off, way too young. Should've casted this dude

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I watched it again, you can clearly fucking see Winston nodding at John like 'this is the way out', and John slowly understanding what he meant. He shot him in the damn shoulders and bulletproof suit, Charon said 'well played sir' I don't know how clearer than can make it.

I'm just glad that Anna Khachiyan is getting better roles than Dasha.

but when the lesbian told Winston that John had disappeared he looked like he was shitting his pants

>Concierge says the special ops dudes have body armor
>Wick chooses a pistol calibre carbine when there's multiple firearms in the armory that are perfectly capable of bunching through armor like that sexy Galil on the table
He was faking it to fool the adjudicator lady

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The Elder dude is probably just the latest and most recent holder of that title. I wonder if it's hereditary or do the members of the Table vote for a new one when the old one dies?

I don't know man, he sounded very sarcastic and was playing dumb.

I hope that's true because I don't want to see John go against Winston and the based negro concierge
they seemed like bros

>Winston gives John marker at the end of 2
>John picks up another at the beginning of 3

One of these was Sofia's. What's with the second one?

I guess we'll find out in 4.

What was the Elder's task again?

Elder gave John an ultimatum, become their dog, or die. Wick agreed and cut off his finger and gave the Elder his ring. His first task was to kill Winston.
I suspect we'll be seeing John take that ring back in 4.

>yfw 'I am fucking pissed'

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>tfw antique store scene
>tfw John lovingly repairs the revolver for a single headshot
>tfw knife scene
I'm literally cumming

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It was more like 'relax, I got this' to placate John so he wouldn't suspect the double cross. Otherwise, why would Winston be sweating over Baba Yaga at the end?

>You stabbed the devil
in the back, what do you think he'll do?
>Here's a Marker you might need this
>1 hour, because I deemed it not to be
>The odds are even
>Zero, no business on Continental grounds
>I've made my choice have you made yours?

Every single thing Winston and Charon had said and done are for John's best interests. It makes no sense at all for a last second betrayal.

It was something related to the Ruska Roma, maybe some sort of proof of membership.

it comes down to "who was winston trying to fool?" - my guess is the high table, given the "man or killer" speech and winston's clear disdain for the table.

The cross was that. The other marker is probably fulfilled Santiano one which he might be able to use some way.

>+50 years old
>Still looks like a goddess
How does she do it?!
youtube.com/watch?v=xa2RJPrY2Og

What the fuck was with the belt at the belarusian place? Just a joke or a shitty foreshadowing for the end fight?

black don't crack genes holding up the ideal white form

>Just a joke or a shitty foreshadowing for the end fight?

Both

But why would he double cross him? He knows he's capable of anything, he is sick of High Table's shit too but having a stand off with them indefinitely at the hotel just isn't logical just like what Santino was trying to pull which is why John ended it.
So get in their good graces and break it from below.

They were disarming him as much as possible.

Foreshadowing, these are the guys that Wick trained with so they know he can kill people with a belt.

Overall? Probably still the Red Circle Club, but I love the museum shootout in 2, I'd have to watch 3 a few more times to decide on my favorite from that one, but I'd probably say the final fight with the ninjas or the knife scene in the beginning

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Yes. Rumor has it that's going to be used in part 4

all that training for her shit scenes, thought she'd be more prominent

>thinking you've seen the last of Sofia

Literally every one in the movie is hedging their bets on the High Table and no one believes John can take them on. Winston had to make one final decision between loyalties and he broke at the end, that's my guess. He only ever helped John when he was in a position of power and he lost that power by the end.

Absolute 10/10 character. Would enjoy stay with.

Foreshadowing. John kills people with books and pencils. He was a danger with even just a belt.

Back to the Future

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You fucked up. Its actually 1 > 2 > 3

john should've shot her and her dogs after the shit she pulled with the water bottle

I dig her

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These movies have a huge glaring flaw. They ruin my enjoyment of all other action movies. Its fucking refreshing not to have a million cuts, stunt doubles, and shoddy camerawork

This is a perfect evidence why John Wick franchise is for retarded plebs

that's just sad

That would be wildly out of character for him.

This and MI are the last good action movies left.

>The High Table sending their best men
>Expecting guys in the highest class looking suits using pistols like John
>Instead it's a bunch of SWAT guys that are like every other mook but they can take a few more hits
Only thing I disliked. Fuck, High Table elite guys should be dressed to the nines and be as suave as John.

I feel what made her the worst part of the movie besides being an annoying cunt was how they had here fighting on the same level as John Wick. She had all the same skills. She had all the same moves. She had all the same speed. She fought exactly on par with Wick. It took his character down a notch when they did this. She should have been below Wick's skill level.

>Keanu loved training for the John wick films he picked up 3 gun shooting as a hobby.
It really shows.
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>Literally every one in the movie is hedging their bets on the High Table
Gypsies are done with it, hobos are done, Halle shot the Coinmaker so they she is probably going to face collateral, he spared the raid guys. He has a lot of allies.

You can see John climbing over the ledge himself, why would Winston not shoot him in the head but the armor, then seeing him to his fall?

>GET THE LAPD ON THIS

Those were just who they had available on call in NY. Zero and his ninja crew were probably the deadliest agents they had in the city.

I like 2 more than 1. Gonna see 3 soon

>someone finally understood my reference
based

Atomic Blonde blew my fucking dick off, dude. Give it a watch if you haven't.

Like Morpheus said, under the table is where shit gets done. This has been in the works since 2.

It's a John Wick movie, you mongoloid

That's directed by the co-director of John Wick 1, and Charlize did her own stunts

This scene is pure fucking kino and might give you an erection

youtu.be/rAXrcFBJXjM

Winston is just a greedy power hungry asshole, you can see him falter every time he interacts with the gender neutral thing from the High Table. When it came down to it, I can see him double cross John to keep his power.

>the fucking stairwell fight
That shit deserves to be immortalized in movie history.

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Yfw
>Guns... Lots of guns

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Agreed. I hate fight scenes in action movies. Why even have them I say. Action movies should have more slapstick comedy, romance and sex scenes then fighting. All of which are lacking in JW movies.

Given the timing after 2 i assume Johnny Leggs is still working on the car, he said it's take a while. We also don't know if he can't work on it now due to the excommunication or if he's strictly a Russian mob guy since it seems they have some autonomy based of Mama Valley's lines with the adjudicator

A FUCKING PENCIL

>yfw "we need more firepower"

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I assumed the "life boat" was really a plane. It was either 3 or 4 days from when he left through the Congo scene, then at least another day in the car with Halle beery, then at least 2 days in the desert. Morpheus getting cut should have been roughly a week

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i thought so too but then i remembered john arrived in morocco on the docks

fuck off you blogposting cockgobbler

The most Kino scene was are you pissed John and just him saying yeah

Considering how drawn out the action scenes were, I think there was enough. If you want to see boring bombastic action scenes every 2 mins, watch Avengers.

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I was under the impression most of the guys going after John were just criminal goons looking to get some money since his contract was open to everyone.

Honestly, I think John deserves it this whole thing is because of him and his retarded Quests for Revenge John Wick one is about you doing this to me John Wick 2 is about him doing it to himself and John Wick 3 is about the consequences of Revenge

Only people int he super secret assassin group knows about the contract though. Everyone hunting him is part of the organization.

>The black couple that tries to go for John but get fucking gutted by Raid boys and Iron Chef America
I'm sure there is hierarchy of knowing how big the organization actually is, and most of the guys just think it's a mafia or gang or something.

Is Santonio right about John? Is he really just addicted to the vengeance and the killing?

It's probably a hierarchy mafia thing like you say, but the ones at the top of those mafia gangs are the ones in the super secret assassin group. It's basically like if John Wick had a huge gang following him or a mafia following him. He knows about the High Table and the existence of the secret assassins club and just employs a mafia gang who are just nobodies that follow him. Basically it could be that Iron Chef's followers are some Yakuza like gang and knows about this guy named John Wick who is a super badass, but only Iron Chef actually knows about John Wick.

>action movie
>LESS action scenes
Go watch a rom-com you shitty fucking asshole