Here's your BATMAN, bro

>baby face
>strong jaw but small chin
>looks half Chinese
>looks way too young
>flat face

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People said the same thing about ledger and look how wrong they were.

Post face

I don't mind
would be better as Terry, though, would love to see a Batman Beyond movie instead of the tired old shit

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pattinson is a KINO acteur, he was in so many good movies in the last years.

he doesn't have the look though. he looks like a kid

kys

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if they go with bruce wayne as playboy he is literally perfect for this role, suave motherfucker.

nice picking photos of him from a fucking decade ago retards. this is him two yrs ago

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Looks good, fuck the haters. Pattinson is certified based

>11 year old pic
>WHAT THE HELL HE LOOKS SO YOUNG

>Pattinson signing on to a huge franchise
I thought he had ptsd from twilight

The only Pattinson flick I've seen all the way through was Good Time and I think he looks the part of a young Bruce Wayne. Kinda similar to how Bale did in Batman Begins.

Another British Batman? Yes pls

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This.

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>flat face
As opossed to what you dumb nigger

Nice 12 year old photo of him

Based

...with a beard that covers up his baby face and tiny chin

>tiny chin

Yeah only in comparison to Bruce Willis' daughter. His jawline and chin are good for Batman.

Kristen Stewart must be seething

so Pattz dubbed Emily with the big rack? Is this a reliable source? What a fag

reminds me a bit of Beware the Batman. He'll be great with a bit of bulk.

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>...with a beard that covers up his baby face and tiny chin

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god I would kill myself with that much of a recessed chin. I'd rather be balding and under 6 foot

"wasted potential the show". BTB bruce was just 3d DCAU Bruce, turtleneck, blazers and all. turtle necks are BASED.

>Robert Pattinson And Nicholas Hoult Are The Front-Runners For The Batman

For me, as much as I like Hoult, it should be Pattinson.

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Affleck could've been the objectively best Batman. He was fucking perfect. If only he was cast 10 years earlier in a better movie...

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Nahh, he's fine.

Imagine being him lol. Going from cringe pretty boy vampire to based wayne.

What is some Pattinson kino? I've already seen Good Time

guys
guys
guys
hear this out
just...
guys...
hear me out
guys...

SPARKLING BATMAN

I think he is.

Wonder how he'll look like when he gets some serious bulk. There's some pics of packing a little bit of weight but he's far from athletic.

All you need to be Batman is a strong jawline and a reasonably deep voice. He has both. This is not fucking Hamlet.

I can't see it with him. He'd have to gain both fat and muscle and then he'd lose his kino chisel face. Then he'd cut and look way too slim.

The Rover for me.

Hahahahahaha, awesome!
Still a better love story than Twilight!
Have an arrow in the knee, my friend!

I liked him in the role but once again there's just something missing from the DC franchise, whether it's dodgy scripts or the visual effects not being consistent.

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It's a strong chin, not jawline. Rob has an amazing jaw but it's the chin that matters for Batman. Face it he can't pull it off.

I sold my chin for rice.

he looks like a goddamn God what are you on about

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>fivehead
>asiatic face
He's sexy but he's not Batman

kirsten stewart fags seething.

once again, the neckpill lights the way

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Pattinson has a better chin than 90% of the past Batman actors

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Why do I get the impression that he's going to do a Heath and utterly embody the part?

>>baby face
>>strong jaw but small chin
>>looks half Chinese
>>looks way too young
>>flat face
Kind of like that meh Batman cartoon from a few years back

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that's him smiling. when he's talking it looks way smaller. unless he got injects

>it's the chin that matters for Batman. Face it he can't pull it off.
This is more of a Batman chin than Ben Fatfleck has

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>coping this hard
just go do something else user jesus christ

Why do Boomers hate this man so much?

What do horny soaking 14 year old teenage girls and all of Yea Forums have in common? They ride Robert Patterson's dick all damn day long. Fuck off you faggots

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>The 25-year-old actor was filming 2008 Salvador Dali biopic "Little Ashes" in Spain and after being followed by a female admirer for several weeks, he asked her to spend the evening with him -- and was shocked never to see her again afterwards.
>He revealed: "I was playing Salvador Dali in Spain and there was this one girl waiting outside my apartment every day for about three weeks. There was one day when I was just so chronically bored I said to her, 'Do you want to just go to dinner or something?? No one else wants to hang out with me.'
>"Her parents had a restaurant, she took me there I complained about everything in my life for about two hours, then she gave me the bill to pay and was never back outside my apartment ever again."

>"his chin is so small, ruined!"

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>admitting to the fact that you're clearly seething
well there you go

I like him.

youtube.com/watch?v=nFA6Ycch1EM

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young, attractive, successful, and avant garde

woooow that will show them!

Because twilight and harry potter alone probably got more views than the rest of his career put together. People stil see him as the dude from twilight. (And are too retarded to know an actor is just a vessel and blame or thank the actors for the quality of the entire movie)

>young
he's literally a 30 year old boomer
>attractive
he's an ugly clone of ed westwick
>successful
just has money
>avant garde
gay

I loved him in Gossip Girl.

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Keaton played in romcoms before he donned the cowl.
Bale was a walking skeleton from filming The Machinist before becoming the Bat.
Ledger was a homosexual cowboy before he put on the purples and facepaint.

Get over it.

I can't wait to laugh at you in 2 years

An actor being pretty doesn't mean he can't be good. Leo was pretty, Heath was pretty, hell even Christian was pretty. Gosling still is pretty.

>that one user seething ITT

lol

>woman takes advantage of a chance to act like a slut without fear of judgement

Imagine my shock.

>comparing Pattinson to this balding literal who talentless C tier manlet

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they look very similar desu

Looks like he hasn't washed his hair in weeks

Ledger always looked like a fucking freak and so he was perfect for the freak role.

THIS EMOBOI IS NOT BATMAN!

also he looks like he's 6'2? He's a manlet? A little recession looks hot anyway

I'm all 3 of the things you listed. Also not white. At least I'm taller than tom cruise

JOAQUIN PHOENIX VS ROBERT PATTINSON

KINO VS KINO

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you guys realize he didn't actually get the part right?

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Joaquin is such a fucking a cokehead prick. Arrogant ass who needs to die. Always looks mad and I don't want to hear excuses. Rob is nice and cute tho

he's clearly gonna get it. the other dude is a schmuk anyway

>EMOBOI

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he wouldn't have tried it if he wasn't desperate. clearly they are favoring the other guy

Love that cartoon

how does someone that girly looking grow that much of a beard?

Nice to know that now he looks like a faggot with a beard

t. discordtranny

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Robert as Batman and Keanu as Wolverine? Who would win?

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Maybe he can play solid snake? Maybe.

Hoult is alright but Pattinson is a better choice, for me.

Tom Hardy as Wolverine would beat them both. He's a big guy.

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And more importantly he's not a tall guy

Too tall for wolverine

the actors Yea Forums chooses to like are impossible to predict

So you're telling me that it's 2019 and you still care about capeshit? You think to yourself, "boy howdy am I excited for the new Batman movie." Just imagine this. Just imagine that there are people still left who feel this way. I haven't seen a movie in 15 years, and at this rate, I never will again.

He looks sexier with a beard OwO

Pattinson is absolutely based. Too bad he is wasting his time by this fucking garbage. Nobody needs another Batman film. He is also wasting his time with that Nolan flick. Hopefully he will get back to making interesting films. That Harmony Korine and Oliver Assayas projects he was attached to, need to happen.

that's not a small chin though. that's at least average sized.

Batman is usually in his 30s in the comic

>During the project's early stages, Denis had Vincent Gallo in mind for the lead role,[6] and wrote the film thinking of Philip Seymour Hoffman. The project later caught the attention of Robert Pattinson; according to Denis:

>Pattinson contacted the person who was doing the English casting. I was intrigued but I thought he was too young. Every time I went to London to meet some actors, he was there. His desire to work with me has never faltered. And now he is a little less young and it's perfect. […] It's strange, though, because it would be difficult to imagine anyone more unlike Philip Seymour Hoffman physically, but Robert is very enigmatic, with a powerful presence. He gives off an aura that immediately makes you want to film him.[7]

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I don't think pattinson is perfect for the role by far but if they go with hoult it'll be a complete shit show. the guy isn't believable as a suave playboy or as a tough guy. he can't play batman nor wayne in any context. he's a goofy teenager who got old. pattinson at least can play wayne and has the facial aesthetics to LOOK like a decent batman. depending on how retarded they go with the voice this time maybe it'll be okay. maybe it won't detract from the immersion and the movie could even turn out decent.

I honestly just wish they would can both of these options and start their search over though. just pick some dark haired handsome tall guy with a deep voice who can act both "tough" and "gentleman". how fucking hard can that be? most actors are somewhat handsome. many actors have a deep voice. that just leaves being tall and some acting skills as filters. you'd be left with hundreds of options surely, if you were a hollywood casting person. and instead the criteria they applied were "former teenage actor who appeared in stuff only girls watched"? why??

>High Life (2018 film)

Might check it out

Hoult should be Riddler.

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okay, I can see that. why not.

>Hating on based Pattinson

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Check out some other Claire Denis films before watching it. So you know what you are getting into. Check out Beau Travail. You might hate High Life if you are not used to her style.

I don't know who any of these people are apart from based Pattinson and Beyonce.

Its Coldplay

newfag

Solid Snake is gonna be the hispanic guy from Star Wars.

should have been Armie Hammer

tho I think Patz will be fine. Also he has basically played Bruce Wayne already in Cosmopolis.

youtube.com/watch?v=WcqviouLRsU

Slightly more skeptical about him the suit but he'll pull it off I think. The physical transformation is a big part of that.

I like Nick Hoult but he's too boyish for this and too "kind".

>solid snake
>hispanic guy from Star Wars.

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>should have been Armie Hammer
No it fucking shouldn't

Do people really only know Pattinson from Twilight?

god, I fucking hate zoomer's and their faggot ass retarded opinions

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He was pretty good in the rover

>People said the same thing about ledger and look how wrong they were.

Still nothing compared to the freakout when Michael "Working Stiffs" Keaton was announced as Batman. It would be like Le Bazinga Man being cast today

fuck he looks hot here no homo
In fact, he looks even too "manly" for batman, who is supposed to be a playboy, not a grisly viking.
Funny how this guy either looks too manly and grisly, or too much of a fag.
Ignoring appearances, I'm curious about the kind of batman he would be. Can't be worse than Afleck

he is too old to play Batman
Bale was younger

>i am vengence
>i am the night

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Obviously the plebs who are slagging him off are. The Twilight series is probably one of their guilty pleasure too.

batman beyond was lame

kek
2011-ish memes were fun. A more innocent time for sure

That's what I thought, these fags need to watch Good Time

>14 year old teenage girls
>caring about twilight
hmmm sweetie, it's been a decade since twilight was a thing

I just hope he gets a good Batmobile. We're long overdue one.

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BIRDS

>"Batman possess a genius-level intellect, is a peerless martial artist, and his vast wealth affords him an extraordinary arsenal of weaponry and equipment.
>a peerless martial artist

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I liked good time
So I'm optimistic

fyi the red head from FR is Elvis's grand daughter

this looks amazing, no fucking idea why they wasted time with Affleck. I mean he was ok for an older character, not sure if this is even the same continuity but he looks awesome here as a Bruce

>14 year old teenage girls
robert is a cunnybro? even more based

Good base to build upon. Give him 6 months of Hollywood """"help"""" and he'll be buff in no time,

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>that hairy path to happiness
*swoons*

just watch rover you faggots
it's such a great fucking movie and he is perfect in it

check zac efron pre and post steroids

>doesn't recognize chandler from friends

hmmm

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>Twilight releases in Highschool
>Everyone on my chastity belt for looking like Rob
>Grew up and look like a traditional Batman, like him

Based Rob might get me laid this time around.

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2 is still unsurpassed, sadly. The way it transformed to withstand damage was kino.

youtu.be/we_eTOeNSEE?t=92

Just make a more modern, more physically plausible version of this machine and we're good. Supercars still look like this. Flat, long front, some fancy bits for character (like that turbine looking thing in the front and the wings in the back), a cool "shields" transformation animation. That's all it needs. Turning it into a tank was a neat idea for one or two movies but it already overstayed its welcome sticking around for a whole trilogy and then the artists (or whoever decided) made a huge wrong turn when they stuck to the concept for the Affleck movie, merely tweaking the look. A billionaire playboy vigilante should drive an armored super car, not a tank. Batman doesn't use heavy weaponry, he needs to go FAST. A tank has heavy weaponry and goes slow. It's the wrong kind of vehicle for the task to the point where they hid a motorcycle inside it for when Batman needs to go fast. But Batman always needs to go fast. The main form of the vehicle should scream "fast".

>from working with Cronenberg and Denis to doing capeshit

He should be smarter than to enter franchise shit ever again, I think. Genuinely good actor, too.

>2 is still unsurpassed, sadly

It is the best one it's true.

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Holy shit thye're doing Harry Potter sequels?

Nicholas Hoult is 6'3". Batman is supposed to be really big.

fuck is that real ?

Post Pattinson-kino

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I liked The Lost City of Z.

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never realized he had a light right above him to blind people if they ever looked too closely at him. that's pretty clever

>Batman doesn't kill
nigga just ran over like 5 people in that webm

I doubt he ever had many passengers in his car really, but the light was needed just in case.

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Charlie Hunnam for Batman when?

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He only kills plebs.

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As opposed to gay alien skull, OP is a söycuck.

They're unconscious, the batmobile electrocutes them away before they actually collide with it.

I'm 100% serious.

but you see they are only unconscious

False alarm.

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>218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#12**
>Don't believe the hype. This foreign born former two franchise actor is on a short list but his team tried to force the studio into giving him the job with their PR push yesterday. The foreign born actor who has a current box office bomb is still the odds on favorite. Robert Pattinson ("Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and "Twilight")/Nicholas Hoult ("Tolkien") ("Batman") (Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult Are in the Running to Play Batman in New Film)

Yeah, as similar as a virgin and a chad. Pattinson is superior by any metric: money, success, looks, height, hair, talent, etc.

Yeah thanks, slowpoke. I'm still none the wiser who the fuck is in the running Pattinson or Hoult according to that blurb.

Denis talked about some new project with him. Adaptation of The Stars at Noon. So hopefully that will happen.

Damn that actually makes quite a difference

He'd make a decent Cyclops, desu.

>Cyclops

Isn't that Marvel? Hoult is Beast in the Marvel universe.

lmfao twilightfags BTFO

can't be worse than the affleck version
that alone would be a archivement on its own

And Christian Bale is 6'0. Probably shorter. What's your point?

yeah, but he took the daredevil role instead

Is he dare I say it /ourguy/?

Height is irrelevant on-screen, it all depends on how well you can hide it. Just look at Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr.

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Nobody needs any movie. Its all for fun

Holy shit. This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen

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only the fox-verse.

They cast the perfect cyclops as beast.
They also cast the beast as JEEEAN

Equilibrium is very retarded but worth watching for Bale.

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