Man and woman look at each other

>man and woman look at each other
>cut to them having sex

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I mean that's generally how it happens incel.

can confirm. this user and i met this way and destroyed each others butthole

Making eye contact with a woman and approachable body language by both parties usually leads to sex.

>man and woman about to have sex
>smashcut to him apologizing and her looking disappointed
haha who could even relate to that?

lmfao

Good fetish material desu. It's like a toned down instant loss. Especially zesty in the Last Kingdom where the girl specifically states he's not getting any sex and then it shows her getting plowed a second later.

I've seen the sexy eyes upon me but what do I do after that? Mount her?

No we didn't incel I'd never have sex with another male.

based

>man and woman look at each other
>cut to them bent over a table, side by side, as a couple of hung black stallions beat their lily white cheeks

This trope unironically contributed to me staying a virgin well into adulthood. How are you supposed to know how to seduce women if film and tv skip over the actual process.

>girls walk up to guy and chat
haha what a fantasy!

Yeah.

>start drinking heavily and realize that this is actually how it goes

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>lying on the internet
muh sides

FUCK OFF. I'm not gay, I'd never actually do anything with another guy.

>user and woman look at each other
>cut to user thinking back about it alone in his bed later that night

>man and man start off as enemies
>they have sex by the end of the kino

I just hate it etc

>bf exposes his homoness
>so closeted he denies it on 4channel
>FUCK OFF. I'm not gay
>t.

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have sex

I would if the movies actually told me how to.

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well, you see, a man puts his pp in a woman's hoohaa and thrusts in and out repeatedly until milk comes out of the pp

Oh this reminds me of the first time I had sex and she had to help me find her pussy hole. Pretty humiliating desu

>How are you supposed to know how to seduce women if film and tv skip over the actual process.
You aren't.

What's Apu going to do with that hammer?

It’s because Hollywood writers are virgin incels, so they don’t actually know how to accurately portray seduction.

Threaten you but do nothing more since he means no harm.

steal her away, like your forefathers of old. Only then will she be truly yours.