Dungeons and Dragons car commercial

Are there any good shows about people living a D&D type adventure? Grand quests and progression.

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>a trailer for a fucking car commercial
kek

Kino!

jayce is based

Holy shit now I know where Jab got his characters for his lewd D&D comic.

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Those weapon costs are way too accessible considering Venger wanted them to defeat Tiamat

She cute

Dungeons and Dragons is the worst thing to ever happen to fantasy. It took Tolkien's finely crafted and meaningful legendarium and turned it into a bloated, incoherent mess to appeal to the lowest common denominator virgin nerd. All the wonder and majesty that fantasy can bring to the table is lost in an autistic display of character stats and mind-rottingly boring "lore" that is complex for the sake of being complex for nerds to orgasm over rather than being crafted for the purposes of wonder, intrigue and uplifting of the human spirit, which masters of the genre such as Tolkien aspired to and achieved. Sitting at a D&D table is one of the most soul sucking, bland experiences it is possible to live through. A bunch of self-congratulating spotty nerds laughing at the wackiness of the events that transpire in the inane high fantasy world created by the often insufferable game master. They'll either want to bore you to death with the lore they've taken months of their pitiful lives to create, or they'll simply let the disgustingly silly antics of the fat nerds play out. Either way it is an insufferable experience.

I highly suggest no normal, well-adjusted person ever go near Dungeons and Dragons. It is a pit of filth worse than most of the autistic hobbies you can think of: Star Trek, cosplay, anime, videogames etc etc. Please just learn an instrument and join a band, or go and work out at the gym. Spend a night at the pub with a group of normal people. Whatever you do don't go near a D&D table or associate with the fat neckbeards that partake in the hobby lest you become a fat neckbeard yourself.

Is that what started you writing Game of Thrones George? Did your nerd friends not want you to play?

I thought these characters were only created for the TV show? Mind you I know nothing about the board game.

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is this a (shitty) pasta or did you actually type this garbage out?

What gender is the person with the horns?

that looks pretty inclusive and representative of ... the people who never played Dungeons and dragons.

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Damn, now they've got me thinking a cheesy live-action interpretation of the cartoon could work.

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