The first review of Too Old to Die Young are coming out from Cannes

The first review of Too Old to Die Young are coming out from Cannes...

>The Only God Forgives director has made his first foray into TV with a supernatural noir series, and it’s just as horrible and upsetting as you’d expect

theguardian.com/film/2019/may/18/too-old-to-die-young-review-nicolas-winding-refns-dead-eyed-la-nightmare

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Refn is a fucking hack. The definition of a tryhard pseud.

REFN-KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

And a negative one:

>In any case, Jesus had better be some kind of savior if Too Old to Die Young is going to be more than just a ponderously portentous sleazefest shaken out of its torpor by the occasional bloodbath.

hollywoodreporter.com/review/too-old-to-die-young-cannes-2019-1211933

Imagine being over 20 and thinking Refn is a good filmmaker.

Imagine being over 20 and post on Yea Forums

refn is based

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>posting on Yea Forums during your golden years
Fucking YIKES

Imagine being over 20 and still a virgin.

>OMG NEON LIGHTS AND AUTISM!!! PURE KINO!!!!

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>He is Martin, an LA cop played by Miles Teller, whose partner has been killed and now appears to have made contact with a cult underground network of mobsters and vampiric demons
Fuck it, why not. If Refn can dial back his pretentious bullshit 10% then I don't see a problem.

I'm actually looking forward to this, and the shitpost filled generals.
Sue me

>Sue me

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I've only been excited for only 1 show the last 5 years, and that was twin peaks. This is another show that I'm looking forward to

I'm not a fucking hack you gurgling cockhead. Where is your award winning movie? Oh wait, you don't have one.

>The Only God Forgives director
I never understand how they pick movies which best represent the director. He is best known for Drive above all ffs

>its nighttime and theres neon lights i am a serious director

I actually like his movies. Besides it cant be worse than the shit that netflix is pushing out lately

Fargo season 4 when?

go play with your action figures you drooling retard. never pick up a camera again.

Refn sucks fuck him

Partly this. I've also looked forward to Legion s2 and Dark s2.

>TOO OLD TO DIE YOUNG
Even the title sounds like an 8th grader trying to be deep.

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>Besides it cant be worse than the shit that netflix is pushing out lately
exactly. There's a lot of focus groups that go into the large majority of shows/movies these days, so when a Refn or Lynch project comes out, you can expect good shit

same fag

Try again, zoomzoom. Accept that you have shit taste and learn from your mistakes.

yikes

Youre trying too hard

kinda like refn?

Refn seeds feed him

>How American politics influenced Nicolas Winding Refn's #TooOldToDieYoung series, “I wanted to create a show where the women were the hope, and all the men are demolished.”

twitter.com/Variety/status/1129730046351106048

Imagine thinking this faggot is based.

Pretty much everyone is saying this movie is utter crap

I didn't like any Refn movie besides Drive much but I still wanna see where he's going with this.

>guardian saying it's horrible and upsetting
that means it's a masterpiece

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wait nevermind i'm retarded

he always says this shit and then films women getting disemboweled and naked lesbians bathing in blood

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They also gave it 4 out of 5 stars so they presumably meant that in a good way.

>Lived long enough to see Yea Forums turn on Refn
I miss 2011 so much.

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