What did he do to please theses 3 girls ?

What did he do to please theses 3 girls ?

i never seen whores not taking money.

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He read them a really good bedtime story

what didn't he do ;)

He sang to them, he was giving them a service so the hoooors refused his gold

They wanted him to come back to establish a regular flow of income from him.

It's just a low-effort sitcom-tier joke. Even if he was an amazing sex god they would still take his money.

it was as stupid as bad pussy. a sad fantasy for nerd incels

I know about a few cases from irl where the hooker was doing her job for free because the guy was that good.

I, too, am a fan of the television show Things That Never Happened

Why does everyone in this show wear the same stupid cross-brace leather strap to hold up their curtain-turned-cape?It's pissed me off now that I've noticed it and see it everywhere.

>treat them like people
>be attractive
source: have fucked whores for free
it's not hard they're literal whores

>the quiet sky virgin guy is actually a beast in bed and has a huge dick

He redpilled them about the holocaust hoax

>thinking that women love big dicks
have sex incel

same, actually it happened with me many times

Nothing happened and he probably told them a sob story and they felt bad and didn't take his money. When Tyrion asks Brienne if she's a virgin, Podrick immediately takes a big ass swig. He never fugged.

He ate his own shit

>hey guys i dont have sex but i watch alot of porn (mostly blacked hehe)
the post

>plot twist
you’re the male prostitute who let your clients go without paying because you have amnesia

He's a tv character.

he had a magic rod moron he did magic tricks

Dabbed on them

I would like to know more

Tyrion paid them in advance.

>What did he do to please theses 3 girls ?

He sung to them. It was revealed in S08 that he was a good singer and that's how he charms the girls.

whatever he wanted

Fucked them with the valyrian steel dildo he keeps plugged in his ass

It's not never have I ever, only the person being asked has to drink. Pod drinking was more like "oh boy, shit's going down"
Not much, it was Littlefinger's ploy to get a connection with someone close to Tyrion

Rewatch episode 4, during the drinking game scene, and you will find the answer.

Cause whores in that universe aren’t supporting their drug addiction. It’s just a job so it’s like giving their customer a free beer for being charming.

>whores in the middle ages just did it for fun
kek

this

it was all to bolster Podrick's self-confidence

It's the type of joke a 12 year old would say to try and impress his friends
>dude my dick is so big hookers want to pay ME
Every single aspect of this show is fucking embarrassing

everything you are “paraphrasing” is incorrectly paraphrased.

My friend actually tried to convince us this happened to him. His claim was that she thought he was so cute she offered to have sex with him for free and without a condom. He says he told her he wouldn't risk fucking her without a condom so she got offended and kicked him out. I wish it was a true story, would be pretty funny if it wasnt a pathetic lie to cover up his nervous impotence

>implying the writers even remember the OP scene ever happened

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