Man is caught while masturbating

>man is caught while masturbating
>happens in millions of movies
>woman is caught masturbating
>happens in no movies
Why does Hollywood still pretend women don’t masturbate? 84% of women born after 1990 are porn addicts ffs

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why isnt babs my gf??

Movies are still written by old guys who incorporate their own experiences.

>woman is caught masturbating
>happens in no movies

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You mean rarely happens. Did you see Not Another Teen Movie?

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Black swan

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>woman is caught masturbating
>happens in no movies
Shari Shattuck, "Tainted" (1987)

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Whenever any woman is caught masturbating, it becomes a sex scene.

I'm not interested in seeing females masturbating. I want to see young and handsome guys masturbating.

That’s super girl’s sister lol

>Most of the women have sex
>most of the men don't
that's why

Did they fug?

What?

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What the fuck? Why are so many ostensibly mentally unchallenged men completely incapable of restraint when it comes to things like this?

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wat

okay Tom but when are you going to come out of the closet already?

bro Yea Forums isn’t the real world
the majority of men have sex
but at least we are not like normies

Well they will have to masturbate since they are like oh my god like literally on a SEX STRIKE sweetie ;-)

absolutely based mad lad

What a legend

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Yeah fuck that feminist crap. I just wanna see buff dudes

>shit tier C movies from 08s and 90s
wow you sure showed him bro

>this has never happened in a movie
>yes is has
>now wait I only meant certain movies
some good ole fashioned goalpost-moving, pathetic

POST BABS FAGGOTS

>84% of women born after 1990 are porn addicts
I don't think this is true OP

definitely not true
most women don't really masturabte, at least not very often. and even then all you have to do is pull your hand out of your pants

lol

Generally, men masturbate to compensate because they don't have sex, while women masturbate when they're more sexually active, so older and less likely to live with their parents. That's why they don't get caught.

Top tier secondhand embarassment