>character is a "skilled" swordsman
>doesn't dual wield
Character is a "skilled" swordsman
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>character is cute female
>she isn't my gf
>character is prepared for single combat
>he doesn't use a spear
>character is "skilled" gunman
>flips the the gun nigger-style
>character is a "skilled" sexual acrobat
>doesn't dual mule
>dual wielding
total meme. it doesn't work because of conservation of angular momentum
>character is a “skilled” swordsman
>doesn’t duel wield
>character is a "skilled" popcorn miner
>doesn't dual wield
>character is a "skilled" shitposter
>doesn't use pepe
>character is a “skilled” shitposter
>doesn’t cross post
>character is a skilled swordsman
>wears heavy armor and carries a shield
doesn't sound so skilled
*blocks your path*
>character is a shitposter
>character is not a shitposter
>shitposts ironically
>character is a "skilled" assassin
>misses multiple shots
(i'm thinking of john wick shooting at alfie in the spa scene)
>character is a "strong female leader"
>has her army of men and male dragons do all the work
one is attack, the other is defense
>and that's a bad thing
>Character is nigger
>Doesn't even steal
fucking BASED
>one is attack, the other is defense
Shield is much easier to use for defense.
>Character is a "skilled" pilot
>Only flies one plane
yeah well whaddya have to say about this, smart guy?
lol philippines
how does that apply to dual wielding?
imagine fighting five guys at once, would you rather have a shield or a second blade?
I would rathen not have to fight five guys at once.
just get a shield you absolute retard
If you have to fight 5 guys at once, all alone, you're already doing it wrong.
>leader
Duh
>character is a "skilled" fighter
>picks swords over spears
the spear is not a good duelling weapon
based Parthian Eastern Infantry
it's much better than swords though, swords are overrated. amateur spear user will completely fuck over 80% of average sword user
yeah because a spear will end the duel 9 times out of ten
Actually, it's superior to the sword. But then again, a crossbow would be even better.
that's dancing
of course, a true predator knows when to flee, but what if you must?
Real life is not D&D, you halfwit. Dual-wielding is a technique for fighting multiple opponents, not for chainsawing individuals.
>character is a "skilled" lover
>woman is clearly faking an orgasm
name 6 kinos
based digits
Well lah-dee-dah Mr. Fancy German physics explanation.
what movie character could defend against the dragon twister?
>he thinks this fairy dancing is somehow applicable to actual combat
>character is a woman
Ooph
a shield
>character duel wields
>has a longsword in each hand instead of a longsword in one and a parrying dagger/main-gauche in the other or just a dagger in each hand for speed
Checked
Dayne?
Get them on board, I'll call it in
>not using a mcnuke in a duel
>character duel wields
>has a greatsword in each hand
>no rapier and buckler
Yeah, that's a yikes from me.
and now it begins
Ah shit yeah I forgot about bucklers
You’re right user, my bad
>has a greatsword in each hand
>they aren’t ultra greatswords
based fury warrior
Noooooh... now it ends.
noowa
nowitenz
>character dual weilds
>its not a whip and a dragon defender
based
In reality he'd get knocked to the floor by the first
>character shouts
>"Fus Ro Dah"
i'd like to fus her dah if you know what i mean
>character "is"
>clearly acts without thinking
Based and renepilled
You sure? People rarely do that to mass shooters and in a close range gun loses to TWO FUCKING MASSIVE LONGSWORDS
Now that's some tism. Wonder if the glowies v& him for that post.
literally what was ever the point of swords
What's the point of anything?
The glass slowed / distorted the bullet flight
They were for personal defense and and dueling for large battles spears/pole arms / halberds are unambiguously better
>imagine fighting five guys at once, would you rather have a shield or a second blade?
Shield will cover a much bigger area without much mental drain. You can focus more on doing damage with the other hand. If you have to parry 5 guys at once, how is that going to be easier with one sword vs a shield which can cover a large area?
>imagine fighting five guys at once, would you rather have a shield or a second blade?
Shields sound boring, but literally since you can really kill/disable someone with one stab, unlike in stupid mmorpgs where people have "hitpoints" you don't need to "do more dps", you just need to damage them without being damaged.
You can stab people with them
INFANTRY
EASTERN INFANTRY
NO YOU FAG WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SWORDS AND BROADSWORDS AND LONGSWORDS IN PARTICULAR
Even in my video games I always choose the mace or the axe if I need a big weapon and daggers and knives are superior for quick combat. If I need range there is the spear and other assorted pole weapons. At the most the only sword needed is the Roman sword and that had the shield to make it completely effective.
Swords have always looked like a complete meme and fantasy weapon
>imagine thinking shields ate only for passive blocking
Bashes, nigga
user, I think you may have autism. I'm prescribing multiple doses of intercourse.
>character is a "skilled" swordsman
>never has a single fight in the entire series
If your perspective on this is based off of video games, you should re-evaluate your life.
>tfw doctors can't prescribe me a gf
>If your perspective on this is based off of video games, you should re-evaluate your life.
I'm saying that is other people's perspectives on this.
>>imagine thinking shields ate only for passive blocking
>Bashes, nigga
Sure, I guess, but that would be a risky thing to do with relatively little payoff.
>character is a skilled swordsman
>doesnt dual wield katanas
Anyone here play Sekiro?
someone can't duel wield it seems
sidearms
>imagine fighting five guys at once
you are 95% dead with or without shield
unironically
>dual wielding
Hopefully this meme dies soon.
>character has beautiful soles
>doesn't rub them on my face
yeah im not clicking that, nigger
the absolute state of incels
striking with a sword usually involves rotating your body
but you can't rotate your body in opposite directions at the same time
>character is supposed to be the best in the field
>portrayed as a female
Really shatters my immersion when female soccer players play better than 14 year old boys in movies
>character is a master swordsman
>uses axes and hammers but never a sword
Piece of shit hack writers
Just spin to win then
theres a reason historically dw was not popular and we didnt have 10 years old girls as super powerful knights, fucking gotfag
Just wear a spiked armor, weld a buch of needles and blades around it, if someone tried to grab him they would get hurt too.
I'm more worried about the fact that when people noticed what was going on most of them could outrun him.
He needs crossbow and smoke grenades. Smoke the room to disorient people and start hacking away
Is he dual wielding oars?
Using a sword would make it too easy
>hit once
>MAYBE kill them if they dont have a shield/armor
>miss once/dont kill/mortaly wound in one shot
>die
I mean if you're shit at duelling its good
>not dual wielding an ultra greatsword and repeating crossbow
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