Will it gonna be big like GoT?
Will it gonna be big like GoT?
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It's gonna be smaller than the shitty Witcher novels.
No, everyone who cares about the Witcher is miffed at what they're doing and everyone who doesn't care about the Witcher will just see it as F A N T A S Y S E R I E S # 3 9
it's made for people who play videogames so probably no
probably not? i expect it will be as shit as assassin's creed
No, they sabotaged it at the start. At least Got had 3 good seasons.
Ask yourself this, it's a show written by feminist SJW who already change most of the characters appereance to make them non-white, going to be good?
Are we getting a lot of tits and ass in the witcher?
Its going to be something like got season 7 and 8 in terms of quality
Also show has literal niggers in it that arent even portrayed as foreigners
It'll be a dumpster fire like current GoT.
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK
wow i never knew they had niggers princesses in medieval Poland
It will be a disaster, such a shame it was picked up by fucking Netflix.
ESL streetshitter spotted.
>Will it gonna be big
Poland go home, you're drunk.
So hilariously bad.
CONFIRMED DUMPSTER FIRE
Not 4?
After poland gets enough african migrants, it wouldnt matter if this adaptation is accurate.
Is this a joke?
>Yennifer and Fringilla are supposed to look so much alike that Geralt confuses them
>cast a poo and a nigger
>Triss is supposed to be the youngest of these witches being like a sister to Ciri
>cast a 30-something year old woman
Poland and eastern Europe in general are not getting much migrants. No gibs here and we don't want them anyway.
USA USA USA!!!!!
This is the worl you created. Hope you have a plan to clean house.
They also cast a 16-y.o. as Triss, but she died on set.
BLACKED
Who is this series even made for, honestly? Who are they targeting with this? Boggles the mind.
No it's Clown World bro
>Who is this series even made for, honestly?
Ugly women.
Not only that, but Fringilla is the cousin of Anna Henrietta, which means she'll probably be niggerfied, too. This show is a fucking disaster before it even starts.
Medieval Poles were actually dark skinned though
Revisionist historian right on cue.
What a missed opportunity. Imagine having the chance to be the next D&D and pissing it away for a short term agenda.
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I'd regret that my entire life long after my show gets canceled after a couple seasons.
This. GoT was smart enough to wait a few seasons before spurning the original fans for the normie crowd. This one is dead on arrival.
Man this is going to be so cringy. Can't wait.
Witcher books suck
Why do they always turn redheads black?
Well they were called Potato Niggers until they ran out of Potatots
It's gonna be like the Last Kingdom but with more black people
I wonder what ethnicity the showrunner is..
>expecting this bunch to come up with morally ambiguous plots
at least they have plenty of material to work from i guess
How do series even get money? Who pays for this shit, it's like right there free.
WE WUZ SLAVS
I can't believe they were stupid enough to alienate both the fans of the video games and the fans of the books. At least GoT had the smarts to pander to bookfags with its first season until it gained enough traction to become popular with normies.
Witcher would've had an even easier time just by pandering to gamers with its character designs and at the same time pandering to the bookfags by adapting the first book faithfully. This leftist garbage will please nobody.
got didn't pander to bookchads, they hated it from early on
Did they? My roommate is a bookchad and I remember him demanding we marathon season 1 back in the day. And he's pretty autistic about details but I'm very sure he only started to sperg out heavily in season 2 onwards. He's practically been laughing maniacally ever since season 4
Kek fucking Netflix.
Amount of people surprised by this: 0
I don't understand, the books talk about Yennefer and Triss' appearances to the point that it starts getting annoying. Geralt can't go 10 seconds without thinking of black hair/violet eyes and every other scene Triss is in has some reference to her hair.
Season 1 sticks pretty close to the books though, a lot of the dialogue is lifted word for word from AGOT.
No.
>Lauren Schmidt Hissrich
why do you keep saying this
that girl that died was playing another character altogether
>literally who actors apart from cavil
>literally who writers
>diversity casting
>netflix
It will bomb no question.
you are making a very bold assumption assuming writers actually read the source material instead of skimming through it
Being literal whos is not even that much of a problem, the problem is they got literal who actors who don't look like how their characters are supposed to look and the literal who writers they hired are leftist garbage. Not saying I expected anything else from Netflix, just that sometimes literal whos can do good too (obviously this isn't the case now)
Sapkowski was an advisor for the show until "creative differences" arouse. Now he heavily implies in interviews when asked about the show that it will be a hot dumpster fire
>skimming through books
you mean skimming through the wiki
Witcher does not take place in medieval Poland, nor is it particularly influenced it. Stop saying this ameritard
the writers are the bigger issue
most of them look like fucking interns
I feel no sympathy for that drunk cunt, he treats his own IP like garbage
I'm only concerned that this dumpster fire will hurt CDPR's future game sales there's no way they won't do another witcher game
>written by feminist SJW who already change most of the characters appereance to make them non-white, going to be good?
If the writing is good, no one but low tier faggots who roam /pol/ will care. Given the track record of writers destroying shit, you're more likely right.
He's just mad that he sold the video game rights to CDPR for peanuts. If he had a bigger cut I'm sure he wouldn't shit on the games so relentlessly. But then again he does seem to be a cunt in general (gets drunk at conventions and gropes fans) so who knows
I doubt it will, most people who will watch the series are already invested in the games. That will probably be their biggest initial fanbase.
Once the series tanks they'll just go back to the games.
the series will probably be pc sjw bullshit, the games dont appeal to this crowd.
but yeah there are sure to be more witcher games, that universe is huge.
Was Henry really the best choice? I know he's based and actually knows the source materials, but he's too attractive to be Geralt
Honestly video game Geralt is also too attractive to be Geralt
>gets drunk at conventions and gropes fans
that's just polish culture
Imagine being Henry. You know the source material, you've played the games and read the books, you go in for casting and you're immediately accepted for Geralt, THEN you see the series shitting on the books you've read and they games you've played, but you already signed the contract...
>but yeah there are sure to be more witcher games, that universe is huge.
Doing Witcher 4 with Ciri as the protagonist seems so blindingly obvious that I'm surprised they're not already making it.
>actually knows the source materials
He doesn't, they cast him because the showrunner wants to fuck him.
we can expand it to medieval europe or even the northern half of medieval europe. whatever the case, it's not inspired by any myths in which black people play a prominent role
>when slav cosplayers who grew up on a farm in literal pigshit completely embarrass your million dollar tv series
kek
Gay
I know there's at least one black character in the books, but she's a stripper.
Mahershalalalala Ali would make a pretty cool Adolf I gotta admit
they jumped at the chance to cast him because he's a relatively "big name" who was enthusiastic about the series, whether he fits Geralt the best or not.
I think he would make an OK geralt given decent writers, but I guarantee we're not getting that.
They could have roughed him up with makeup but the makeup and wig are awful.
Please, I'm so afraid for Tolkien series now.
Jaime Lannister would've been a much better fit. I'm not against Henry, he's the only good thing the series has going for it, just saying.
>implying Nic would have accepted doing this piece of shit
Someone post pic of the writers
but the this is the reality in the eu though?
and you guys haven't even started deporting hassam and friends. They continue raping your womanz n rewritin yo history cuz
>tfw the Black Numenoreans are literally black
they said that they might eventually make another game in Witcher universe, but it will be unrelated to books and previous games.
I'm a Pole and no, they were not.
The guy that plays Charles Vane in black sails would’ve been a better Geralt in appearance, but they obviously don’t care about source so Henry is fine. I’ll watch it just to support Henry because I feel bad about him being so happy starring in this
My guess is it’s going to be similar size and quality to Last Kingdom but with a main character you don’t want to punch in the face
>but the this is the reality in the eu though?
only Britcucks are obsessed with blackwashing everything
I wouldn’t mind Numenoreans being black desu
>race so far up their own ass Iluvatar nukes them
Black Numenorians will be white because they are evil. As well as Sauron.
nah dude, I'm also Polish and I can definietly confirm we wuz black kings and queens. whats was the name of our most famous knight? Zawisza the BLACK. enough said.
This, can confirm.
We found the lying Nigger
>Will it gonna be big like GoT?
Unlikely. It's basically pure random chance, imo, becausue just because you have an interesting game doesn't mean you will just happen to have great writing.
male to female tits and gay twink ass
GIB MILKIES
Hey there bro! Hungarian here. We were also canonically blacks, our famous King Mathias Corvinus even established a professional army from mercenaries called the Black Legion to honour our forefathers
>canceled after a couple seasons.
I give it two seasons.
you mean shit?Probably.
Still can't wait to see how they cast pic related into a Pakistani transsexual
Two seems reasonable. It should end after the first, but Netflix orders a second helping of literal diarrhoea every time, so I'll give it two too
should have went with mads and a non-sjw writing staff, this series was already doomed before it even begun
shit you're rigth
Mads is too good looking to be Geralt, you need someone more "rough" if that makes sense.
Madds is too old. perfect casting would be Tomasz Kot. he is a great actor, Polish but speaks perfect english, and looks the part. he's weird looking, both ugly and handsome at the same time, just like Geralt.
>Neger Fringilla
Wasn't she supposed to be like a cousin to Emperor Emhyr?
Idris was honestly robbed, he was born for this role
>not posting the superior shop version
>even cheap as fuck polish series managed to do eyes right
SO how much money they stole from Netflix with producing these series?
GOT shitting the bed will unironically kill the fantasy genre in the mainstream for years
ummmm, sweetie, don't you remeber how people called Nilfgaardians? The Blacks! Das rite!
Polish revolutionary hero was half black, showing that the old populous was dark skinned
Lol even more. Geralt fucked her literally because she looked very simmilar to Yen
I am still laughing my ass off that universally panned Polish adaptation made on a budget of a crate of vodka bottles had far better characterization and costume design than multi billion comapny was able to make
>Will it gonna be big
Unironically because of racism
I support this choice
>Northeastern kingdoms threatened by a big Empire were everyone wears black
Not inspired at all you guys.
the biggest complain about the tv series besides shitty special effectts and straying from source material was miscasted actors. the guy the chose for Jaskier got the most complaints. in retrospect we really didn't know how good we had it.
that cant be true
hes white.
>that actor
OH NO NO NO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Side witch character being black I can deal with.
Triss being whatever the fuck race that is I can deal with.
Making Yennefer, the goddamned Melisandre of the Witcher Universe, a fucking 12 year old kike is the goddamned line. It's the one thing that, if they'd gotten it right, I'd forgive the rest. All they had to do was not fuck up Triss and Geralt. Geralt's casting was passable. Yenn's is a goddamned disgrace on multiple levels.
Nope. Nobody wants to watch niggers, even liberals. If Netflix management were smart, and they are not, they would have gradually pushed their mandatory diversity shit in later seasons, if the show got popular. Instead they blew their entire diversity load immediately. And the writers... oh god. I'd actually prefer the two kikes running GOT than those.
>Poland and eastern Europe in general are not getting much migrants
Here in Bulgaria, we do, unfortunately. I see lots of sand niggers and classic niggers in the capital.
oh My bad i thought you said Pigtails
>Side witch character being black I can deal with.
You shouldn't. Her defining feature in the books was that she looked very much like Yen. And she's related to Enhyr. Oh, and she's related to Annarietta. Fringorilla is a massive fuck up on many levels.
Shit? Probably.
He's already been cast and is being played by Eamon Farren
I believe it, and if they got Yenn right I'd currently be upset about there not being two Yenns, but I would've forgiven it because this is Netflix and I'd have felt lucky with a decent Yennefer at all.
These types of memes need to be spread into the normiesphere to wake them up
Netflix adaptation meme got pretty widespread with normies
are they going to capture the essence of Geralt in that he's an itinerant monster slayer with low emotional affect who is also addicted to pussy and is in a borderline abusive/exploitative relationship with a controlling/cunty sorceress?
fucking kek'd
>Yennifer
>Fringilla
>Triss
>Ciri
What consonant salad is this?
Haha, no
the whole thing with Geralt is that he pretends to have no emotions to cover up the fact that he has lots of them. every time Geralt gets into shit is because he follows his conscience and tries to do the right thing.
leftist cultism wasn't that influential early on in GoT production
is that ixmike88
at least this will give us bookfags something to discuss
>Sapkowski was an advisor for the show until "creative differences" arouse.
lol Sapkowski can't even get along with CD Projekt, I wish I could have been there watching leftists try to convince him of anything.
discuss what exactly? how bad the series will be? not the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon, you have to admit
i warned you to stay out of politics bro
Yup, saviour of na dota
"Mr Sapkowski, nowadays it's all about subverting your viewer's expectations"
no, most bookfags were on board until at least season 3-4.
they had to sacrifice stuff to make it work for TV, you can't have 10499234 named characters discussing byzantine family histories for 30 minutes at a clip
>here's your Yennefer bro
this makes me angry
*vodka swig while swaying a little* oh yeah? and what have you written exactly ya fakkin lispy cunt?
*opens eyepatch to remove ciggy and match from skullsocket, blows a drag in ethnically pink shirted writer's feminine face*
Every numenorian was white so whatever. Sauron was also white kind of? He looked like more like elf bad still.
So, now that GoT is over, will we have /witcher/ threads instead? I need a place to shitpost and nitpick.
I dont know witcher but i like fantasy series
>cast randomly breaks out into Bollywood dance numbers
he doesnt shit on the games, he just hates when fans confuse his books for video game adaptations or when people claim the video game ending is canonical when geralt's fate is purposefully left ambiguous in the books. regarding the games he hasnt even played them but said the concept art and graphics were breathtaking. ultimately he doesnt care for video games and prefers fishing.
i mean when the show is actually released. just look at the amount of book content game of thrones generated
>doesnt even wear black and white
Doesn't the wasted potential make you a little sad? Imagine a timeline where Andrzej asked for royalties instead of an up front sum, where he likes the games and writes more spinoffs with e.g. Priscilla and Dandelion, or about Letho and a bunch of OCs restarting the Viper School, hell, think about prequel material about other Witcher Schools.
Instead, we get ((Hissrich)) writing SJWitcher. Man, what a sad state of affairs.
>a bunch of drunk poles can write a good story for a videogame while tv showrunners can't even do a casting properly
what went wrong
nah, he's salty af about the games. he literally said thet he hasn't heard many opinions about the games nor does he know many people who played them because his social circle consists of intelligent people.
yeah his fat drunken bitter polish ass is creatively bankrupt, he struck gold by accident.
he would not have been able to pump out more content without ruining it.
Yeah I think it's a real shame. He had the opportunity of a lifetime to form this symbiotic relationship with CDPR, pumping out novels in collaboration, but alas he's just a bitter cunt
haha i approve of this race-swap
oh, you're in for a wild ride of inclusive world of middle-earth.
Jesus fucking Christ, why do people keep saying this? The Ciri parts of Witcher 3 we're the worst parts of the game. Why the fuck would anyone want to play an entire Witcher game as not-Witcher Ciri?
correct, why she was playable at all is a mystery to me. it was entirely unsatisfying.
To be fair, he had a bad experience with video game adaption before CD Projekt Red. CDPR was not the first company who tried of making Witcher game. First attempt was in late 90s/early 2000 iirc, and the game was obivously never released. So he chose up front sum from earlier experiences, since he didn't believe CDPR would succeed either. And CDPR was nearly bankrupted for disasterous attempt of porting Witcher 1 to consoles.
The Nilfgaardians are literally called the Black Ones, stop being a bigot
>Ginger erasure
C L O W N
W O R L D
That's because the Ciri parts of the game took out all the best aspects of the game for no reason. They were on-the-rails combat missions where you couldn't change weapons/armor, use oils, signs, bombs, etc. . Ciri herself isn't really the issue.
Wait, Fringilla looks like THAT? I can't wait to see her cousins
>Ciri herself isn't really the issue
For me she is. She's only ever been a plot device. Why anyone thinks she'd be an interesting protagonist is beyond me. Empress Ciri ending should be canon anyway and they should start a new series focusing on the first Witcher castes.
Do we know what stories the show is going to be adapting?
She's my waifu tho
Vilgefortz
>casting an arab as the rapist obsessed with impregnating a child
What did they mean by this?
>Istredd
Every fucking time.
Black skin doesn't mean they're refugees, you know.
holy shit I only just noticed that lol
>the only human-looking people in the picture are a Dane and a Polack
b-but she promised bros
The only way you can do this is by making the objectively worst ending canon. Unless you want to make a CK2 style strategy game where you play Ciri as the Empress of Nilfgaard.
These fucking kikes keep pushing and pushing
>Istredd cucking Geralt
The Yea Forums shitstorm when they adapt that story is going to be amazing. Assuming anyone watches this show at all that is.
>yo nigga, muddafuggah sieggitty dieggitty heil
Not really, you can tell netflix doesn't care about this and it's probably self sabotaging it. It's not gonna last more than one season.
we have three million ukrainian immigrants. you don't hear it because they are not arabs....
Why do they make one of the palest people in the world look like niggers?
>inb4 da books aren't influenced by Eastern, Central and North Euro regions and its folkore )))
Sapkowski obviously sold them the rights before they made Witcher 1. also he did no research, CD Projekt is the biggest vidya distributor in Poland, and those were the times before digital distibution, so they were swimming in money. Iwinski, CEO of CD Projekt, said they made Red studios basically as a passion project just because they wanted to try making their own game and had money to fund it without hurting the main company even if they didn't succeed. it was a different situation than the previous game, CD Projekt had fuck off money for production and marketing, at least in Polish reality
>Ukrainians aren't white
It'll be shit and I played every game and read all the books. I'm not even going to watch it.
>To dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy
>Of violet eyes, glistening as you weep
Why the fuck would they cast some amerimutt goblin as Yennnefer. Let the rest of the cast be fucking Somalian or whatever but why Yennefer?
>we wuz kwaans
Seeing as Poland are a bunch of racist. I'm ok with pissing all over their culture like this. Maybe if they weren't nazis they could have had nice things :)
Whose idea was it to start bombing the shit out of the middle east? In which country is the largest propaganda center located? Only the BBC can be more or less compared to the power of Hollywood, and it's no surprise the runner up in subversion are also anglos.
>trusting a jew
I hope he phones it in to turn people off
The GoT audience now that GoT is over.
I never said that...but I said poland has immigrants. 3 million, that's a huge number. /pol/ think that's not an issue...well it is.
You think GoT will have fans after this season?
I just hope that you guys aren't too harsh on it.
It's in our own best interests for shows like this to do well. It's worth reserving your judgement and giving it a fair shot.
Most GoT fans don't even like GoT they'll just move on to the next "big show". It'll probably be something else on HBO.
The Edge of the World (shenanigans with Torque the "devil" and elves) and The Last Wish (How I Met Yennefer) are confirmed
I want it to be good and I will give it a fair chance. But the casting choises didn't get my hopes too high.
>It's in our own best interests for shows like this to do well
Do you have a single argument to back that up?
>I just hope that you guys aren't too harsh on it.
I am already shitting on it with the fury of a thousand Zeugls' bowel movements in front of my normie friends
God that's worse than I remember when they were announced.
At least Ciri and Geralt are pretty much perfect.
>shows like this
Low budget, subverted garbage with a horrible cast?
>It's in our own best interests
no shitty tv show is in anybody's best interest retard.
You can tell this was made by women by how there are more attractive males than females
Isn't Fringilla Nilfgaardian too? Does that mean that the Black Ones will be niggers?
A reminder that George Soros is the largest individual shareholder of Netflix stock.
I like Cavil but everybody else associated with it is a literally who or rabid SJW
Nope, Game of Thrones was started when they went for characters that fit the roles, not SJW marketing.
They writers have already politicized themselves as writers of the shows and the show isn't even out yet.
None of them have any credible work.
GOT was based on good books, this is made because of good games but based on mediocre books.
all the nilfgaardians are going to be niggers and she'll be a goblina.
What the fuck were they thinking?
It's because your countries are poor and no one wants to go there. Also why you flee your shitholes to be our plumbers and leech gibs off us.
>Mads is too old
Gerald is in his sixties.
Speaking of Nilfgardians, who is going to play Emhyr/Duny? He has a role in short stories/S1, so he should be casted already.
Yeah but witchers and sorcerers barely age at all. In the books Yennefer is more than 100 years old, Geralt is in his 80s, Triss in her 50s, but they all look like they're in their 20s/30s.
Das rite. Thank you, my bratank-- I mean brudda
I don't think they've cast him at all.
*But pic related would be my choice, since they're clearly trying to make Nilfgaard overall a bit more "ethnic"
>What the fuck were they thinking?
Demoralization by normalizing Africans/Latinos/Middle Easterners as being a natural, functionally indigenous inclusion in our mythology, societies, and culture.
Fucking why?
Seriously, why do they keep doing this?
Should've resigned a deal with WB instead
Redheads in real life rarely look as good as depictions of them in literature/comics, nor are as they as common. In reality they're often pallid, clammy, sickly looking folk who peel in the sun and bruise in the wind. Unlike the tanned, handsome, square jawed crimson haired fellas you see sprawled across your favourite comic strips. You only have to look at something as ridiculous as Harry Potter where they are ubiquitous and jolly. When in fact, they are something of a rarity in modern England, where they are usually just sequestered into shaded forests to do menial jobs like picking mushrooms and gathering tinder for the Shariah workhouses. As an Englishman myself, I only really ever see them come out in the deepest of rains, where they undulate around the edges of curbs, shedding skin like slugs and generally moaning as they navigate the sloping cambers.
Whereas Niggers, who comprise like 90% of America's current population, basically all look exactly the same, obfuscated in their blurred pigmentation, so it's an easy excuse for the tribes in Hollywood to slap a nig here, slap a nig there, and call it a day while they go home to be mercilessly harangued by their obnoxiously loud, fat, grimy, gold bangle adorned, hooknosed foreskin huffing heeb wife.
Strange, I thought they would do A Question of Price story. I dunno about Perdo Pascal as Emhyr though, he's bit too old.
Shows that it's most profitable to create a show that doesn't push stupid fad policitics.
The entire show got worse and less popular the further it strayed from the books.
They'll want something similar to forget about GoT last season.
Probably true.
It will gonna are being bigs for sure.
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>no gibs here
because you take from all the western countries.
>No gibs here
Except for the billions the EU gives you
>Will it gonna be big like GoT?
Nothing will, GoT was The Last Series.
Now whole seasons are realeased and there's no more 10+ episodes every year during several years for build up and society level discussion.
All of Europe was actually dark skinned, almost black right up until the 1850s when the industrial revolution caused albinoism and mutations like light eyes, skin etc.
Having the cast be 100% diverse africans would make more sense.
Because nigger is the polar opposite of a red head.
Its gonna be garbage and forgoten real quick like death note
impressive
>change most of the characters appereance to make them non-white
Non-Polish, uh?
I don't care what colour they're, but I do care about changing things for no reason.
I'll get myself to finally continue playing the games then.
>Non-Polish
The author is Polish but that doesn't mean the story is set in Poland or the characters are Polish.
Some yennefer pictures leaked and the pajeet isnt even wearing black and white in all of them, the restarded director coulsnt even get the costume right
I still can't get over the fact that he gave up the original deal. I think the offer CDPR gave him was 10k + royalties. He just wanted the cash up front.
>Medieval Poles were actually dark skinned though
You high? Europe was black... brown actually, maybe, 70,000 years ago.
forecast: looming disaster
As an israeli jew, I have to agree. It is in our best interests that this do well.
Heart of Stone was kino, and Blood and Wine was literal perfection.
this
>paki detected
Who should play Johnny?
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>heavily based on Celtic, Germanic, Balto-Slavic and Scythian/Sarmatian folklore
>not white
have sex.
fine give me your number
maisie williams
Naturally.
What did you expect? White people nowadays are even rarer than gingers.
It's sad. Sometimes when I'm jogging in the morning, mainly to make sure I get to the local shitting street before anyone else, I see the sun rising high above the gold domed mosques off in distant London. Aureate light glimmers down from those shimmering minarets, and you can't help but be dazzled as hundreds of white people appear like angels suddenly in the midst of our great and bountiful cultural decay, only to disappear moments later in a swarm of unidentifiable rat faced, bucktoothed, sickle-clad, one-eyed, kebab-smelling, curry-slinging, stone-throwing, robe-wearing, quran-chanting sub-humans the moment the sparkling reflection leaves their skin. Charred and burnt like the female acid victims we relegate to sewer work.
It's that moment in the morning, that ephemeral beauty twisted into a vast and all consuming blackness, that causes me to run even faster. Because I know that fighting for a designating shitting space with over one hundred other ambiguously brown bearded blokes while we enjoy our impunity for whatever wickedly unlawful deviancy we deem worthwhile partaking upon as we collect our benefits from her majesties shariah government is JUST not worth it.
>canceled after a couple seasons.
Let's hope. It'll send a big fat $100 million message to Cuckflix and the Js.
good shit
I didn't say they weren't white. Only not specifically Polish.
its already taken a shit on the fans with its diversity casting in every fucking role except for geralt, so it will never gain any traction like GoT originally did.
I just want tits and ass, specifically Henry’s glorious tits and ass.
I'm crying at how progressive this is. LET THEM IN.
Yes, I'm sure the author had in mind the incredible towering stone castles of Somalia when he was writing.
Have you read anything factual lately? Out of Africa bullshit has been disproven due to 300-500,000 year old remains being found in Europe and Asia.
TLK is good tho
that's not true bookfans loved the show until maybe s5/6.
>jogging, when being fat is a sign of wealth and status
>working, when you can make 250 grand a year off benefits with half a dozen inbred children with your first cousin
You are a disgrace.
Why are you interpreting my post as meaning non-European? All I'm saying is that it's not specifically Poland.
I read the books and I don't remember half of these names.
Most people have already written it off because its already confirmed to be unfaithful.
They're the original Polish names I think. I'm reading them in Hungarian right now and the translator translated a lot of names that could be translated to Hungarian. I guess the English translator did the same thing?
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>but that doesn't mean the story is set in Poland or the characters are Polish.
Of fucking course, story totally not set in fictional Easter Europe
>GoT was smart enough to wait a few seasons before spurning the original fans for the normie crowd. This one is dead on arrival
Fucking THIS
the series is DOA and normies won't really care for it because it's on Netflix and they can't have weekly screenings like the Burlington Bar folks
come on this is fake as fuck.
Honestly the prequels are amazing. The main book series itself is a borefest.
We all knew the series was going to be shit when they wanted a BAME Ciri.
This is literally the casting.
Yeah the saga went on way too fucking long.
Of course it's heavily influenced by medieval europe, and the people look european. I'm just saying that it's not literally Poland. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Well at least the Triss actress has the cutes, but I cant see what possibly made them pick the other two.
>that pic
>I'm just saying that it's not literally Poland.
No, retard, it's literally eastern Europe, with non-Poland, non-Scandinavia, non-Holy Roman Empire
Making the Nilfgaardians literally "the Black Ones" and having them invade, rape and burn foreign countries... is this show supposed to be /pol/ approved?
Give me one good reason why there shouldn't be another holocaust for the jews?
Not to mention Vilgefortz is played by arab. Vilgefortz, a rapist obsessed with impregnating a child
Imagine the smell tho
>Lars Mikkelsen as Stregobor
The only reason why Lars isn't Leo Bonhart is cause they've cast Mads for the role. Otherwise they're fucking retarted.
Mads as Leo Bonhart would be nice, but not happening.
>Eamon Farren
Pretty good
>maisie williams
I see it...
>So, now that GoT is over, will we have /witcher/ threads instead? I need a place to shitpost and nitpick.
Thrones airs once a week, The Witcher will drop all at once. It'll be worse.
>start with good source material
>(((change))) it
>now it doesn't appeal to people who knew and liked the source material
>and it doesn't appeal to people who are unfamiliar with it anyway
Let it die.
>making the pocs look bad
um, sweety
well of course she looks good from behind.
Face like an arse and an arse like an arse.
Prop'a beaut she is.
>Blood and Wine
>perfection.
nah
no one. He's leddit the character
wtf I hate blood and wine now
That's cause only, like, 5 of those are actually in the books. the rest are ebin oc additions
How are they going to explain black people? like seriously? everyone in the Witcher bar the Arabian Ofiri, are Celtic, Nordic and Slavic.
>gypsy
>cute
No
Got had magic in its first season that somehow lasted all the way to its final terrible season.
I remember it had a fuck tonne of hype 8 years ago all but gone now
The witcher looks like shit adapted from the gay vidya so no
>geralt is ugly meme
wikifags like yourself should be gassed
Witcher Elves = Irish
Skelligers = Scandinavian Irish
Northerners = Slavs
Nilfgardians = Dutch, French with Celtic Irish element.
Where do black and brown people fit into this at all?
well you did mention the irish
The ofieri, but they forgot about them
ofieri are arabs. don't know about nigs. Zerrikanians are wierd. On one hand the have blonde hair apparently, but zerricania itself is supposedly a southern land with zebras and tsetse flies
Radovid is based. Fuck the witches, non humans and nilfgaardians.
ofieri are turks I think but close enough
Redenia is the Poles, Nilfglard is like a mix of Germany and France.
>14 roasties
Have you forgotten our most sacred edict?
Be they "teen" or above, they are to be rendered down for infidel feed.
waste of time, the apocalypse is coming soon