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sansachads unite
we did it bros
Shae
>slowing realizing bran becoming king is gonna happen
>my smile and optimism is slowly daring from my body
Oh fuck. It’s like reliving 9/11.
cant wait for the tears tomorrow...
Should've stuck with the Stark warg sideplots.
All hail Val
the QT in the north
Based. Feminists forever BTFO.
>Jaime dies in a basement under tons of stone and debris, but his golden hand appears at ground level.
>Super human dwarf moves rubble.
>Speech to civilians about freeing the civilians but killed all the civilians (so speech to ghosts)
>Dany sends Tyrion to prison (she burns people though) after this 3rd warning but killed Varys.
>Jon "tricks", yes "tricks" Dany, stabs her with his sword that Grey Worm would have taken.
>Grey Worm, Unsullied and the Dothraki do not instantly kill him, okay.
>Drogon (large dragon) lands inside the Throne Room.
>Drogon (large dragon, son of Dany, can breath fire) does not roast Jon.
>Drogon (large dragon without thumbs or even hands) somehow picks Dany up and manages to keep her from falling even though Jon could barely hang on (with thumbs).
>A council is formed (for some reason) with no goal apparently (because Sam has to suggest things) and they have no idea what their purpose is.
>This same council teleports to Kings Landing moments after battle, without a goal.
>For some reason Sansa, Sam, and Tyrion or even Arya no longer want King Aegon for some reason.
>Sam (best friend of Jon/Aegon) called him "The King of The Seven bloody Kingdons" and "rightful heir" just episodes prior but now wants to vote for a new leader. Sansa also described "someone better"
>Knights Watch, yea, with a K (leak clearly by a show watcher only)
>Nights Watch has no reason to exist, The Wall is even useless as it has a big hole in it.
>Dany's entire army lets Jon leave because Sansa tells them, okay.
>Tyrion is searching for a good Master of Whispers for a King that can see everything.
>Brieanne is the Kingsgaurd, but Podrick is Bran's protector for some reason.
>Jon's entire storyline, including his lineage that Bran and Sam needed to tell him about ASAP played no impact at all in the ending, or any of the story.
>Dothraki and Unsullied want to travel around and free slaves because they are great people of course.
FAKEFAKE
COPE
>Lily Allen claims to have been offered the role of Yara Greyjoy
Lily Allen is too pretty to be an ironborn woman
I don't get why they removed it
presumably they wanted to make the starks feel less important to the world, but they also just made bran seem way too important in doing so
Big if true
>Bran wheels into the throne room after Jon stabs Dany
>"Well done Jon, you killed her, the mad Queen who burnt King's landing to the ground. Or did she? Wasn't it odd how Drogon left without even defending his mother? That was because I was controlling him, just like I controlled him hours ago, and made him burn the city to the ground, against his riders wishes"
>Jon and friends are stunned, shocked silence fills the air until Bran speaks again as he wheels closer to the Iron throne.
>"Yes Jon, Daenerys didn't destroy this city, Drogon did against her wishes. She tried to stop him actually, she screamed and she pleaded for him to stop, her cries of futility and tears of acceptance when she found out she had no control and could only accept what was happening were quite beautiful"
>As Jon is on the verge of crying Tyrion finds his voice long enough to ask "why would you do such a thing?"
>"Why you ask?" Bran responds "I will tell you why. Sixteen years ago Rhaegar Targaryen abducted Lyanna Stark. Sixteen years ago the greatest rape of our history took place, and I am now able to witness all of history."
>Bran's face contorts into a grimmace when he speaks next "So imagine my disgust when I discover that not only was Lyanna not kidnapped, but that It. Was. Consensual. Those vile people loved each other and had consensual vanilla sex for days in the tower of joy. I watched hours upon hours hoping he would snap and begin truly enjoying her body, but no, Rhaegar was horribly tame. The whole affair was ugly."
>Bran reaches the iron throne and turns around with his wheelchair, meeting eyes with everyone of the traitors who killed the Queen.
>"So as vengeance for Rhaegar denying me my birthright of witnessing the most beautiful rape of all time, I caused the death of the last true Targaryen at the hand of the person she loved."
>Bran stands from his wheelchair and sits back on the iron throne "Now" he says, "begone, I have a sister I need to watch"
You realize that the worse a leak gets the more accurate it is, right?
used goods
Who else have D&D foreshadowed to go Mad?
They made Asha too ugly for some reason
she's unironically more pure than 99% of the characters in the series
/sansachad/ reporting
Feels good man
Bruh, you're just demonstrating why GOT might have the worst finale of all time
bran won't make a good ruler. not inspiring or feared, only thing he has is being supposedly wise
I hope people are screencapping all of this cope so we will have so much to laugh at come Sunday when Jaime's hand is found by Tyrion
Why didn't the master expectation subverters make Jon the mad king?
>jon bonds with Rhaegal
>sees how much his waifu is suffering as she becomes more isolated
>he snaps because muh coinflip lol and destroys KL
>stannis randomly burning his daughter
wtf I love Bran now
here we go lads
home stretch
>might
Which actors were blatant miscasts?
Here's your new ruler of the seven kingdom's council and queen in the norf.
Say something nice about her.
She probably didn't want to be groped and pretend be be fingered by her actual brother
Can they top the dexter ending terms of shittyness?
true
im screencapping people like you that believe the ep 6 leaks
Why did Jon lie about why he bent the knee though.
Daenerys had already offered to help him for free and it was because of that he bent the knee and said his people would come to know her for what she is.
Now he's in the North and saying he bent the knee because it was either keep his crown or protect the North. He didn't do Dany any favors by saying that shit, he threw her under the bus.
He has no intention of being a good ruler. The more tumultuous his regin, the more rapes he gets to witness.
Thormund slaying a village
Robb killing that funny Lannister soldier
Some breathing room in the leaks are fake.
If true the shitstorm is going to be legendary
The amazing foreshadowing they did leading to Stannis burning Shireen. You know, where he was 100% loving father up until the point he wasn't
You know how long the house of black and white has been fucking with arya?
Syrio Forel, Trained Arya for faceless men
>Braavosi
Jaqen H'ghar, Trained Arya to kill the night king,
>Braavosi
Littlefinger, Gave arya the weapon to kill the night king
>Braavosi
Preparing my suicide when that happens
ALL HAIL
KING STANNIS
>no one sees it coming
>And now...my Watch has begun
>his eyes roll back into his skull
>final scene is The Rape Sansa, but with Bran in the room, grinning.
rhaegar and lyanna
They came for Stannis, now it's Daenerys' turn.
Xaro Xhoan Daxos, the Spice King actor should have played him
Dubs confirm LF is alive!
>imagine being retard enough to actually believe this bullshit
It's almost like they wrote the characters with no regard for consistency. It's almost like they went out of their way to force simple mistakes that would inevitably lead to mad queen or something.
I still can't get over the recent Selmy story. What a hilarious shitshow
I refuse to believe
you're being trolled by Lily
>and who... are you...
ALL HAIL STANNIS
STANNIS KING!
She cute
Jon literally fucks off to be a ranger in the middle of nowhere. This is Dexter, except worse cause there are other main characters too with their own shit endings
It is fake, leaked with real leaks to subvert expectations and get everyone talking about it knowing people would watch it either way, maybe even get more viewers. dont forget these people have to protect merchandise sells such as box sets
Nice setup
Truly a /sansachad/
>you will desperately hope for some sort of final twist until credits roll
>you will hold your breath waiting for an after credits scene of Drogon laying eggs or him taking Dany to a red priestess or Bran's eyes turning blue or Jon encountering a WW behind the Wall
>none of it will happen
You are the one getting screencapped kiddo.
Stannis doesn't have a dragon. We all love Dany now sorry not sorry.
I guess it would be embarrassing to say he bent the knee because he wanted to fuck Dany
especially since she would fuck him for free as well
good, dont. we can laugh at believers later
Holy kek
Bran becoming king would be utter shit though.
Anyone that thinks the leaks are fake is retarded.
These leaks go back months, and have predicted literally every single episode to date.
Including Arya killing the Night King, Dany going mad, etc.
There is also multiple sources with verified previous info claiming Jon kills Dany.
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
>It's obviously fake, there's no where this is the ending
The leaks have been validated by multiple sources who all agree on common points
>They're all wrong
The first leaks of the previous episodes weren't wrong
>T-they put real spoilers out except for the fake spoilers for the finale
C O P E
O
P
E
>taking Dany to a red priestess or Bran's eyes turning blue or Jon encountering a WW behind the Wall
Damn, you got me. I'd only add Dany opening her eyes and they're blue.
Oh I’m keking
Bravo
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what possible other outcome is there now?
they are already implying arya will kill dany cause she's mad the mom and kid got roasted.
fuck, you're totally right
the bottom two "spoilers" are bullshit, no way Bran is king
The copers just need to accept there are no brakes on this train to shitsville
Some shop this with dany. I’m gonna being doing this Sunday.
nth for Stannis
The twist is there is no twist.
Truly revolutionary Dabid.
>D&D literally couldn't get their own characterizations right between seasons
Did they think people would accept this season or did they only care about Star Wars and a Civil War series that nobody cares about? They somehow made fans of season 7 unanimously hate season 8, and season 7 was polarizing as fuck.
D&D used season 7 to force a contrived ending and eliminate plotlines, then they ignored their own setup.
GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
Its happening bud
saved!
it's just a show, bro
Was Joffrey tired?
>Dany to a red priestess
Kinvara, Dany's still has more people to cleanse with fire in Essos and R'hllor hungers
c o p e
>Father... is it... over?
>At long last. No king rules forever, my son.
>I see... only darkness... before me
>MeeSundae in the back
why yes I do bobbypost how did you know?
SAM THE SLAYER!
Based
>This was the only romance that got a happy ending
will you bet on it? 5k USD, right now
SETTING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
This fucking big fat should died instead Edd
>GRRM's self insert
hmmmm
THIS SHOW SUCKS SO BAD
But will her husbando survive? This is important.
>GURM'S self insert gets a happy ending
BRAVO AMERICAN TOLKIEN
All they had to do was be ugly.
>implying Myranda Ramsay wasn't happy ending
>D&D used season 7 to force a contrived ending and eliminate plotlines, then they ignored their own setup.
Remember that weird look Tyrion had on the ship as Jon fucked Dany? It has never been brought up again. Suddenly bringing up Dany's infertility after all these years, multiple times? Nothing came of it.
POST THE
*COUGH* *WHEEZE* *COUGH*
POST THE LEAKS
*VOMITS* *WHEEZE* *WHEEZE*
BEFORE I COUGH MYSELF
He didn't lose any fucking weight in the show, did he?
TELL THEM THAT THE NIGHT KING DEAD AND THAT BRANDON STARK DIED WITH HIM
if you feel so strongly about it there are betting places to make that wager
as your attorney i am advising you not to bet against Bran
Always bet on the underdog
LOMMY FOR THE THRONE
Rewatch the series or reread the books?
D&D are just following the precedent set by Gurm. Do you think that fat fuck cares about pleasing his customers? Fuck no. If he did, he would've finished his fucking book series instead of pissed away the last decade writing *other* bullshit and chopping it up with celebs. Why should D&D give a shit about fans when the book's own author doesn't? Gurm shit out a pile of great ideas and got stuck, lost interest, probably won't finish the books. D&D know this probably, so they have zero interest in finishing out the series "properly". There is no properly. They suck and on top of that they're trying to write and film an outline. None of these people care about fans. They're just raking it in and laughing all the way to the bank.
He has to live for Bronn to be around because no one else knows Bronn got Highgarden. Unless they're gonna let Bran know it.
Every single scene with Sam and Gilly was worthless fucking trash between two unlikable, horrendously ugly characters doing shit no one cares about in new and exciting places I would rather see other characters in
I don't care about Little Sam
I don't care about Sam stuttering through how he came in Gilly's crusty snatch and they're going to name it Jon
I'm sick of her bucktooth gormless gob taking up screen time
the fact that they will probably get screen time in the finale is a sin against taste
D&D ruined Sansa completely. She like all the other characters is now shit.
Can you honestly stomach the later seasons again?
i have 6k on Jon becoming King. I will make 7.7k Sunday night, in profit
Have sex
you sick freak
>Caring about fans
Why the fuck would anyone
>Jon goes to kill Dany
>She's ready for him and we finally get a decent sword fight this season
You fags should realise the leaks are real and it's the Fat Fuckers approved ending when his self insert wins at life, despite not deserving to be grand maester or in the small council
>sam gets VO time for the last scene
>talks about the book he's writing, a song of ice and fire
It's worth it just to get to S8E5
But Dany hasn't even held a sword.
what the fuck's a lommy?
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he probably had to keep his weight for the show
She killed more wights than Jon in episode 3
Just skip all of season 8 except for the bells and the first 5 minutes of the finale
She did when Jorah died
S7 Dany is worth it.
Except that one time.
>let Bran know it.
>let
I don't think you realize how that works, user.
>double dubs
>gormless
I personally give gurm the benefit of the doubt and think hes not malicious or lazy with his procrastinating he just can't handle the pressure of the expectations
Dany is my only queen whether she lives or dies. there is literally no one worth the throne other than her rn. certainly not jon-forced-charcter.
Jon did absolutely NOTHING in the long night. he wanted to wait for nk. DANY cared for the people and said nah, and rode into battle. BITCH SANSA hid in crypts and was insulting her in the meantime.
Dany went berserk towards the people that caused her friends adn dragon to die. city "surrendered" doesnt bring those people back. she gave them chances. why TF are they serving cersei when they KNOW dany will win?
I miss her
she did when her pet bear was protecting her against world war z rejects. that was one of the worst quick-lets-cut-away problems with that episode. dan gets a sword for the first time ever and i'm thinking how the fuck is this gonna work, then it cuts away and we see jack shit. what a terrible episode after the first 20 min.
But Sam lost weight in the story. Why would he keep it on for the show?
She's going to need at least 7-10 Jorah's to throw at Jon's attacks, remember he's a pretty decent fighter at this point.
Yet another brainlet that cant into tricking betting sites
Can you blame him? His nerdy books somehow became a global phenomenon. It's like winning the lottery
>steal restricted books from the Citadel that meant nothing when it came to facing the dead
>disobey instructions
>fail to forge a link
>have a child out of wedlock
>have a first child you claim as your also out of wedlock
>fuck a woman despite Night Watch vows and what will be your Maester vows
>never get rightfully punished for any of it
>become Grand Maester
Nepotism is alive and well. the seven kingdoms will burn under Bran's reign
I can't really tell if people in the normie world like mad Dany or not
dubs for stannis being at Storms end the entire time with 500 men and when Gendry goes to take it he bends the knee and they vote stannis to be rightful king
I don't know if it was real, but I remember some user posting that Dany grabbing the sword was Emelia's idea during the shoot. They had no intention of her defending herself in anyway.
I want answers /got/
This scene really flashed me. What a beautiful
based
I know reddit hates show Euron because he’s based, have they responded to the fact that Preston destroyed their bullshit “he has no arc but fuck the queen” narrative yet? Because he absolutely did.
tfw kinda want to rewatch for her but also don't want to associate any good memories with the finale
A mostly good product is better than no product at all. I mean, I get that he could shit out the first few books because that's what was marinating in his brain for so long, and the rest of this shit has been on the fly ideating. But come on, he has his ending in mind, fucking work toward it. 10 years?
You forgot to put a capital letter, it's Stannis.
Here's your dubs btw
They dislike it because they don't want her to be evil.
works like melly's necklace. stops him form turning into a merman
Jon was trained with a sword from a young age though and is already a good fighter in season 1. Don't see this working out too well for Dany.
She did hold her own vs 20+ wights
>have a child out of wedlock
Wait what? Sam has a kid of his own? What did I miss?
Gilly is pregnant, and if it's a boy they're naming it Jon, despite Sam knowing his real name is Aegon
/got/ my bedroom is a fucking mess how do i clean it
ShowEuron wanted immortality in the same way Achilles wanted immortality
BookEuron wants immortality in the way that he literally wants to become God.
The scene in episode 4 when Jon says goodbye to Sam and Gilly, she's pregnant
But he didn't turn into a merman?
well looks like he's not coming back
Barristan Selmy's actor said recently that GRRM made a deal with HBO, and both books are done, and will be released after the show ends.
Within a month (hopefully), were his words.
Dragonfire
Based and firepilled
Just a minor thing they wasted like a minute of screentime on in episode 4 instead of, you know, making Rhaegals' death believable, or adding some interaction between Jon and Dany or... literally anything else
Jesus fucking Christ tell me this isn’t gonna be in the books?
Gentlemen, it was a pleasure to post by your sides.
>books
don't have to worry about that
Then George came out and said this wasnt true like a week ago and that he hadnt even started the last book
Oh fuck, that's right. I totally forgot about that.
got roasted before we could see it happen
>bran ruling the seven kingdoms as a god emperor on his golden(Tree) throne
B A S E D DABID
leak is fake
>martin hasn't started last book
>"like it or not, this is Martin's ending gais"
They should've shown in a close up Jorah pushing her away when she tries to defend herself, like "I got this Khaleesi", and shown her reacting to his warrior prowess. Like "damn son, *this* is the guy who's been tryna fuck me all this time?" ANY character development. Fucking ANYTHING.
That's why The Bells, for as stupid as its named, is the best ep of the season. Things happen. Things that matter. Not Cleganebowl or the Lannister shit. Those were unnecessary and/or disappointing. But Dany doing *something*. The viewer being forced to reassess opinions on the "good guys" since those are the ones doing the pillaging and raping. Really it was the best episode between seasons 7 and 8, probably better than most of 5 and 6, too--despite ruining two of the best characters with a fucking retarded, short shrift treatment.
Night King should have built an ice bridge to Essos and decimated it.
Theres hope
/got/ how long will you wait to kill yourself when Bran doesn't reveal what Varys heard in the flames?
Bran is so fucking useless it's hilarious.
That's exactly what HBO would force him to say.
Probably coping and has a non-disclosure agreement with HBO.
They dropped the craster white walker alliance.
That was a fun read. He was fucking livid and reddit had to backtrack so hard. They have a hardon for Selmy for some reason
Lads, I've had two dreams now that I've had sex with Maisie. What's wrong with me?
I hope he creates rape centers to watch them from his throne.
given the situation I think it’s fair for her to use a sword and in Emilia’s defense she does hold it unwieldily, it was stupid of her to kill (so comfortably too) as many as she did though
You're a paedophile.
we all do, we all do
Keep rerolling till you get a decent qt.
Bran is probably going to use his powers to see which of the remaining lords/ladies have Targ bloodlines and he'll see he does. Gendry would've been but Council voted he doesn't have the support (and respect) of the other lords
Long live Lady Bolton, Queen in the North!
>S7 Dany is worth it.
I can't even enjoy the Jonerys scenes anymore because of how poorly D&D fucked them up in season 8. We got a corny dragon-riding scene and nothing else. Jon might as well have not even existed this season.
You want her hot dwarf bod
STANNIS SUCKS.
OUR GUYS THE NK IS DEAD
STANNIS IS DEAD
VARYS IS DEAD
LF IS DEAD
/GOT/ IS A PILE OF SHIT
THERE'S NO HOPE YOU DUMB CUNT
she was 20/21 when that scene was filmed..................
Our girl Dany is still alive
I think that means you're poised for the ultimate disappointment come sunday like all those poor bastards that hung their hopes and dreams on Arya becoming the lady of Storms End.
Just pretend it didn't happen, user. That's what I'll be doing.
>needing powers to look up lineage
Bran really is useless.
I was going to rewatch all of GOT before this current season came out, I started and then after only the first episode I came to this sudden epiphany. Holy shit I had no desire to relive all the random dead end storylines they have crammed in this show over the years. And so, I decided to not even watch this season but to come here to meme about it instead. At this point I feel like I definitely made the right choice.
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what happened bros
I see maise williams as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I cant help but wonder what it would be like to plunge balls-deep into her cavity repeatedly.
Thats right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I wont lie. Im extraordinarily hard while typing this. I want to grab this...Thing... and thats what Masie williams is. lets not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the wide hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladitatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the fould walls of one of her overies, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Masie williams does it for me.
fund it
Maisie's 22 irl, how is he a pedo?
What do you think is the most egregious plot point that went fucking nowhere:
>Bran's time travel and omniscience
>Weight of the threat of the WWs
>Cool Essosi tales and adventures
>Two biggest schemers becoming retards who died retarded deaths
>The botching of your personal favorite character and his/her arc
>Learning anything about the Children or bigger Planetos lore
>Other
Waifufag before dany is gone too
Fuck off pedo I bet you defend fapping to those 1000 year old anime girls who look like children. If you're attracted to someone who is legal but still looks like a child then you're a paedophile.
It all went to shit
The Sopranos had a million dead end storylines and the whole goddamn thing pretty much ended as one, but Chase and friends knew how to handle that where you didn't feep gyped
That Chav has fingerblasted Maise outside of a Tesco at least two times
holy shit
THE RUSSIAN GUY
Armor stopped working a while back. Now you can just glance off of a dude's armor and he explodes in a pink mist like Jorah did.
Based
never in all my life would i have guessed that they would kill dany and thereby bite the hand that feeds them
We'll always have boatsex
>The Sopranos had a million dead end storylines and the whole goddamn thing pretty much ended as one, but Chase and friends knew how to handle that where you didn't feep gyped
The characters in The Sopranos were so unsympathetic that I didn't even care what happened to them beyond the second season.
You asshole if you knew the weight behind this image you wouldn’t post it for anything not related to Based Jon. I didn’t take up the cause form the first Based Jon Bro like 3 years ago for no reason.
??? Maisie doesn't look remotely like a child, she has wrinkles.
She's literally just short.
yeah, but the Sopranos was really just a psychological profile of one man really, where the GOT has like 10000 characters
Same but I missed Ralph :(
Jon Snow, the secret prince.
Based Jon died like three years ago user, there's nothing left.
You’re misinterpreting interesting payoffs (Dany delving into madness, The Northernmen being complacent with rape and pillaging) with competent writing and characters. It’s like the Hodor reveal all over again - the concept is brilliant but the buildup and execution made it feel completely unearned. Episode 2 is still the best this season.
Gendry's father was a king. The Baratheons intermarried with the Targaryens. Also, they were founded as a cadet branch of House Targaryen before their founder decided to gain Storm's End through marriage(the Baratheon sigil and words were inherited through the female line)
Do you guys think Jon masturbates to his Aunt still, just shamefully, asking the gods to forgive him?
>If you're attracted to someone who is legal but still looks like a child then you're a paedophile.
the literal definition of pedophile is AGE BASED
you cant be a pedo if they are legal
hot pie
Cap this
Mentioning Dany's infertility status, and the fact she might not be infertile after all.
Meera.
I have less than two days to do my duty to our long last friend.
That's the problem with the GOT world--with so many characters, you can't give them all satisfying endings. At least give the main ones good endings, and they couldn't even do that.
After Tyrion became neutered and boring, Cers and Jaime were the best characters IMO. And what did they do with them at the end? Died just 'cause. Cers had zero to do this season, which was a travesty. Jaime fucked Brienne, go him I guess. So many missing character moments, just a hollow shell the last 2 seasons. I think they've given the most screen time to watching Peter Dinklage look appalled at something.
To the bitter end
>the gods: just go bang her dude, we don't care lmao
Of course he does
I agree the jaime conclusion was disgusting
I’m sorry
Test
Tell that to the Council why they made Bran king instead.
Oh no, it's *entirely* unearned, but it was executed so well and it was one of the most interesting ways to tie up her story, one that a lot of us wanted, so I'm okay with it. Look, nothing the last 4 seasons has been earned, so might as well dig through the shit sandwiches to find the one corn kernel worth salivating over. To me, that's The Bells.
>Do you guys think Jon masturbates to his Aunt still, just shamefully, asking the gods to forgive him?
No, because Show!Jon forgot that Dany even existed.
>smells like teen spirit
Lady Fyre is that you?
>I think they've given the most screen time to watching Peter Dinklage look appalled at something
kek this
>Nothing like the smell of wildfire in the morning
>Mentioning Dany's infertility status, and the fact she might not be infertile after all.
It's hilarious because they LEFT IT OUT of season 1 yet still brought it up, yet it went nowhere. They even had Jorah tell Jon to pass Longclaw down to his children, come the fuck on, there's no way it was't the original plan for them to have a child
>aunt daeny
Whoever made that shitty picture is retarded. She never calls herself "Daeny", only Viserys and now Jon ever did. And it's spelled "Dany". This was obviously made by some stupid showfag.
To all the people who think Jaime's arc sucked. Are you seriously telling me you wouldn't give up everything to fuck your 10/10 yandere sister? Are you all gay?
If the semites hate Stannis so much why did they repeat so many of his lines right down to Cercei’s about her men being more loyal than sellswords ever could?
Fuck off back to Yea Forums Oreofag
Sorry, can't hear you over the moaning of my 10/10 aunt.
rewatching the ep for the first time right now
in hindsight clegabe bow is hilariously bad
With Jaime it's just not realizing Show Jaime is a different character than book Jaime. Book Jaime is disturbed when Tyrion tells him Cersei is a huge whore since he's never fucked anyone but her
>It's hilarious because they LEFT IT OUT of season 1 yet still brought it up, yet it went nowhere. They even had Jorah tell Jon to pass Longclaw down to his children, come the fuck on, there's no way it was't the original plan for them to have a child
Dany not being able to have children was brought up repeatedly through seasons 6 and 7. Jon straight up told her that he didn't believe that that was true, after she told him that she couldn't have children for the second time.
It was all for nothing, though. None of it mattered and D&D knew it.
Imagine being an actor in that show and having be all like "damn, Dan and Dave, your script is fuckin' fine, all interesting with your great plot points and horrific lack of necessary emotional beats to tell a satisfying story. I would totally watch this show, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is star in a low-budget passion project of someone who gives a shit.
Fuck the jews for ending her
>normalfag memes made for some of the worst parts of the last few seasons
Shocking.
>pretty
Holy fuck NO.
Why the fuck did they choose to have it on stairs of all places. He was literally in the map room like 5 mins ago and it would have been kino there
>muh epic Shakespearean tragedy set piece
True if based
>No Jon/Jaime broing it up over incest
Jorah's legacy:
>nurtured a young and clearly unstable targaryen, saving her ass multiple times
>gave up his family sword to her bf who was too beta to have kids with her anyways
>died protecting her a week before she kills thousands of innocents
What did they mean by this?
Let's play a game: based on the fucked up D&D scripts, figure out what Gurm told them about everyone's character arc.
>Jon sits on his dragon for most of Long Night
>Jon does fuck all to stop his men from rapin and reapin
>Jon can't get control of his bitch
>Jon does NOTHING
Gurm: Well, we see that Jon is in over his head once he's given real political power, and is an ineffectual leader.
>dany is not crazy like Cersei dude
>you'll see
writing this shitpost makes me wonder if dos dabids seriously thought Jon and Jaimie should be foils for each other when it comes to their incest relationships
Don't forget Barristan, who was so happy to finally serve a good ruler
to be honest, i can see "you know nothing jon snow" being foreshadowing, like, yeah, this fuckin kid knows jack shit and really is kind of a sidelind reject who lucked into most things in his life and was born into prestige even if he was treated like a bastard most of his life.
there are no reliable leaks for episode 6 as multiple endings were filmed
youtube.com
>It is what many are calling a revisiting of hell.
>Targaryen forces geared up and prepared for action among the Crownlands.
>Only a few years ago, a similar battle was fought in the same general vicinity, with devastating consequences.
>Learning from that action, Targaryen command has ordered major elements of all forces into action, including Dothraki, Unsullied and Northmen of all houses.
>Following immediately, Dragonstone provided these choice words - the Lannisters are about to feel the full wrath of Targaryen might.
it was trash but the hounds line beforehand was kino
Nah, he's already showing off those fantasy royalty charisma perks.
Jon and Daenerys's arc is now ending like everyone thought Jaime and Cersei would end, it's fucking bizarre.
What if the multiple endings leak was fake leak?
>Jon is a warg
>Jon is a dragonrider
>Jon is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne
>Jon can keep his ornery aunt in check
>Jon is one of the few who know the actual danger of the a Others
Man, I hope they give him a satisfying conclusion that justified decades of buildup!
>Stannis
>dead
Feeling sufficiently subverted yet?
I mean seriously, these hack fucks are working closely with Rian Johnson.
No Prince who was promised.
Based >Stannis >dead poster
I still cant believe that those idiots went and shat all over the Valonqar thing. They made the other predictions from that prophecy come true, only to flatout ignore the most important part.
fucking cunts.
Daemon "The Rogue Prince" Targaryen was best known for his desire of a crown. But as his dear brother was the king, he knew he would never ascend to the throne.
Daemon instead set out east, with a small army and a very angry dragon, with the goal of carving out a realm for himself.
He succeeded remarkably quickly, naming himself Emperor of Qaath.
Now he is faced with the decision of what lands he should grant to his loyal commanders, mostly second sons themselves, who wanted to carve out a place for themselves.
You can help me with this part, where do I land the ever-loyal Velaryons?
I was thinking of landing him in Qal (that island in the strait,) because it's an island like their home of Driftmark, it's near my capital (like Driftmark), and it's the only other Qartheen province other than Qarth that has more than 3 holdings.
I can see that being a self-fulfilling prophecy, but at the very fucking least they should've nodded to that. The show has no fucking nuance or subtlety. Instead of a reference to these things we get CLEGANEBOWLGETHYPEFAGGOTS!
are you serious? after what that dude did and the fallout he caused, Disney still is keeping him around working on Star Wars?
I'm becoming convinced that they had one plan for the ending while doing 6-7 and switched gears entirely for 8.
They finally start mentioning the Prince that was Promised, Dany's fertility, etc, and then it's just all gone
I think then never mentioned the Valonqar in the show, only the part about Cersei's kids...
2bh I always conquer Dorne as Daemon.
>Emilia Clarke survived multiple brain aneurysms and continued working on the show
>All for the role of a lifetime
>The greatest role she's ever had, and that she ever will have
>Just to have D&D anti-climactically butcher her character right at the end
>>B-best season evah!!!
Grats now I'm sad
is this /got/ art or autism
Arghh
fucking kikes are going to kill her off
She just doesn't know how happy she's made us. She would be content if she knew that all the true fans of the series love her now more than ever.
it's an artists rendition of this which is rendition of a famous scene
someone post the text where Emilia wanders depressed for hours and gets drunk after reading the ending for Dany.
At least Emilia got to act this season. Kit was given nothing to work with AND he is going to get death threats after the finale.
>anti-climactically
This literally makes the series finale far more interesting.
"Anti-climactic" is the stupidest possible take.
What would they have done if Emilia died?
you're right, I just checked. They ended it with her kids dying. D&D have less balls than the Unsullied.
I've taken Daemon in almost every direction, Leng, Asshai, even Yi'Ti. Which is especially fun because there is like 50 different emperor titles you can pick for Yi'Ti, one of which is very appropriate for a Targ dynasty.
Niggers
stannisfags, danyfags, incestfags, aryafags, cerseifags, branfags, sansafags
get out of the way of the TRUE KING
Now thats f****** based
If Dragons are the problem, why can't Drogon just die instead?
What was the point of this scene?
>so many people where inspired by Daenerys's confidence and strength, but after everything that happened I just don't know if I let them down. Do you still like Dany user?
>well, I think she was boring for years then when she became a sad broken girl I wanted give her a hug
Maybe leave that part out when you meet Emelia some day /got/.
Is that from harry potter?
>this fuckin kid knows jack shit
He made the nights watch great again.
Bonded with the Iron Bank, broke treats and marriages between the North and the freefolk
The only excuse he'd make a bad King would be 1. he doesn't know the South or 2. His rise in power was to quick for him to adjust
turns out, there was no point to it *shrugs*
King of manlets at most.
A perfect character is boring, male or female. What makes them interesting is their weaknesses.
king of the nightless knights watch
D&D just kinda forgot about the Children
dany's weaknesses is what makes her perfect
why does martin always wear the hat?
Maybe Bran will use Podrick as a bull.
>This literally makes the series finale far more interesting.
>Having the final season of a decade long show be rushed, non-nonsensical, horribly paced, and complete shit, makes the finale more interesting
I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
I will don't worry
>a satisfying conclusion
>On the fourteenth day, Vhagar appeared with Aemond and his bedmaid, the pregnant seer Alys Rivers. With Alys on the ground, the dragonriders fought in the sky above the Gods Eye. Their fight ended as the dragons, locked together, tumbled towards the lake. According to tales, Daemon leapt from Caraxes to Vhagar and drove the Valyrian steel longsword Dark Sister through Aemond's blind eye. The dragons struck the lake half a heartbeat later.
>Caraxes crawled beneath the walls of Harrenhal, where he died. Vhagar died in the water, and was found some years later with Aemond's bones still chained to the saddle and with Dark Sister in his rider's eye-socket. Daemon's remains, however, were never found, causing singers to claim he survived to spend his last days with Nettles. It was the twenty-second day of the fifth moon of the year 130 AC.[1]
literally this but Jon vs the Night King
agggghhh...
All i ever wanted was the norf you fag, you're welcome for all the help btw
A local (non-english) newspaper had an article about the upcoming finale this week and called it "the most anticipated series episode in TV history".
And they're actually right, aren't they?
I cant think of any show that has ever been so widely popular on a global scale.
I dun wan t
>I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
We suddenly get a much more powerful "bad girl". A very interesting conflict between former allies.
A potentially very interesting interaction between Jon, Sansa, Dany, and Arya.
Potential that Sansa sympathizes with this as she is not a simple good character. All other kingdoms may sympathize with this.
Northmen (who didn't like her) may literally like her MORE because of this.
It's far more interesting than what was on the plate prior to this.
Both the most anticipated and most disappointing episode ever, I reckon. Bravo D&D.
JON
SNOW
THE LAST GOOD MAN
Dany just fucking nuked kings landing lmao, the only interaction she's getting is the end of this chads sword
honestly, I'll be impressed if they somehow manage to tie up even half of the story/character arcs.
God, the shitstorm will be glorious.
>mostly sitcoms
why
>Dany just fucking nuked kings landing lmao, the only interaction she's getting is the end of this chads sword
Him and what army?
It's the power of cable.
because the general populace are mostly simpletons with short attention spans.
and holy shit, I didn't know that Magnum P.I. was that popular.
Most of those are from the days when there were less than 7 channels and there was really only one good thing to watch in any time slot.
Northerners actually have a massive army left as well as a hidden one MasterMindSansa placed without anyone knowledge, including Jon.
Not really comparable b/c HBO is premium and most, myself included, will be watching thru extraneous means
Him and Dany's inability to think with her head instead of her wet twat when it comes to him.
Simple as
What character would make the best husband for Sansa?
new
Someone with a large army, and who she can easily manipulate...
>Northerners actually have a massive army left as well as a hidden one MasterMindSansa placed without anyone knowledge, including Jon.
Northerners prefer pillage-dany to cuck-jon.
>Him and Dany's inability to think with her head instead of her wet twat when it comes to him.
>Simple as
Too late. Her madness protects her now.
whoops, meant for
>Northerners prefer pillage-dany to cuck-jon.
In your waifufag dreams perhaps
she sucks cocks for coke
Aye brother! All hail Queen Danny the Ashbringer!
Caraxes fought a dragon twice his size and plunged from like 400 feet with his guts torn out and still clawed his way ashore before he died.
Too good for this world