A modern-day renaissance man, Schaub is a former footballer, retired MMA fighter and current podcast host. Now...

>A modern-day renaissance man, Schaub is a former footballer, retired MMA fighter and current podcast host. Now, he adds another achievement to his resume. He takes to the stage to tell his tales in his first-ever stand-up comedy special

So, what did you guys think of the best comedy special in the last decade?

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Comedy is for brainlets. It's also only peripherally related to tv/film. You're acting like a retarded subhuman.

Oh for sure, but I disagree b

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For me, it's
1. Pryor
2. Rock
3. Schaub
4. Attell
5. Stanhope

This comment is NOT a drawl, b. It's tawwwwlf.

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What race is Schaub? Retard crossed with nigger?

nah b I mean agree but homie that stand up is a peach b so like I said I agree but I have to disagree on that b

Remove Attell and add Callen and we have a deal

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Is it actually good or is this just Yea Forums being ironic again?

Fk yes! Brendan Schaub

>just Yea Forums being ironic again?

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>you may know him from the ufc where he was getting knocked out by a bunch of fat guys

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Yikes, miss me with that cringe post, my guy

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It's tough being successful

>that one podcast clip where he talks about receiving a naked picture from bryan callen
>"wtf bro, let me suck it"
I've never seen such a chad stereotype act so camp.

>>A modern-day renaissance man,
still has a IQ in doubled digits only

Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot.

to be fair 90% of the people would do worse than this too irl.

>Yea Forums
Its /heem/ memeing

Roy Nelson? He's a big guy

Thawts on this cawmedy?

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Adulthood is loving Schaub and hating Callen

BDE bro

BDE

honestly is there anything schaub cant dominate? this beast’s work ethic is just unreal for sure

>that guy who always takes the joke too far

God I wish that were me

I stand with Schaub

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Travis Browne

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thawlts on this mother-son relationship?

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2 of those "fat guys" were top ranked fighters at one point.

Lads, I could go see Brendan perform next month? Should I do it?

beast of a mom

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Roy Nelson has one of the most vicious right hands in the game of all time and he dumpstered Kimbo Slice in about 60 seconds flat during the Ultimate Fighter.

Who are these people?

>renaissance man
>a sport
>another sport
>and a podcast
wow he's just like Da Vinci painting, designing structures, and inventing all kinds of different things

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beast of a cawlmedien

the first guy is fat
the 3rd guy is a bit bearish
wtf is going on with the 4th guy? he sitting on his back pounding into his head how can this be a fucking sport?!

>he sitting on his back pounding into his head how can this be a fucking sport?!
What is that supposed to mean

>wow I have no reasoning skills and cant figure out that there should be an "is" between 'he' and 'sitting' this totally means it makes no sense at all
have sex

daaaamn

>have sex
Why do I have to see this dumb shit spammed on every board just like seething,cope,etc.

Kimbo was always a meme zilch

even if your grammar wasn't fucked your post still makes no sense

>he is sitting on his back pounding into his head how can this be a fucking sport?!
What is that supposed to mean

Someone should post the trailer for you. I won't post it though.

If you haven't had sex you wouldn't get it...

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I just realized now that Brendan Schaub became a literal stand up comedian. I thought the whole thing was a play on words on how terrible of a striking/standing fighter he was, "his stand up is a joke".

hi from /heem/

Yeah, ok. You know I never really believed the meme about him being spoonfed a career but his special is genuinely not funny. I didn’t come into it wanting to dislike it but I think I only even smirked at a joke once or twice. He’s just so unrelatable and sometimes I’m confused at what is supposed to be funny about his bits (an asain giving a bad haircut, getting the munchies, hulk hogan busting a nut). That said to his story at the end was delivered very well and I did feel for him. All in all it’s tawlf b.

No, that user is right. You're clearly retarded.

all comedy is unfunny

What was his strength? I haven't seen him fight but he was in UFC and had an ok record so he isnt just a chump

Idk. He probably was pretty good but just happened to be the recipient of some of the most brutal and embarrassing KOs

He had power in his right hand (if he could land it) and pretty good jiu-jitsu as well. His main problem was his striking and how he’d often leave his chin exposed when he threw punches so he got counted pretty often.

is he the next carlin? He's just so next level

schaub's mma career was pretty good overall. i'd be proud of it. he was a high ranked UFC heavyweight and even knocked out cro cop. not gonna watch his comedy though

BASED!

theyre both faggots

yeah, he's like a down's syndrome kid who lives on the second floor

No wonder Schaub was giving such a hard time to based Herb Dean over the Askren choke lol, he was there all but 1 times he got heem'd.

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>she’s definitely the love of my life. I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for us

Holy shit that did not age well.

Hey brendan shaub is doing comedy now? Always foubd him pretty funny on rogan this should be alright
>you'd be surprised

wew